I know I don't blog very often but I can't help it with awards shows- especially if I'm watching them alone. I need to let out all my comments!!!
Jane Lynch I adore you!!! Everything about you!! God I hope she wins
Betty White I might love you more- Rose Nyland forever! In a lot of ways I don't think there is a big difference between KL and St. Olaf!
Who let in the goddamn riffraff!?!? I thought there was security!! Kate Gosselin- seriously!?!? What the hell is she still doing there!
I despise January Jones' dress- sooo ugly! She has freakin bed head. And I hate dresses that have cups for the boobs- shells are worse!!!
Why is Eva Longoria there- how is she relevant!??
Why is Claire Danes tangerine!?!? She looks AWFUL tanned!!! God I hate tanning- she looks sooo old!
Nate Berkus what is up with the retard bathroom questions- so irrelevant?!
Loving Tina Fey's dress- she always looks great.
KURT!!!!!!! God Kurt I adore you!!! Go Chris Colfer!! I love that Access Hollywood plays Don't Stop Believing each time a Glee character is there. I love that he loves Susan Boyle
Joel McHale have my love children! I've loved him on the soup for years but now on Community god he's hot! He's a sexy sexy beast on that show
Mr. Shue- I hope he has gotten over my dumping him for Jesse...depending on this season I may reconsider. I am quite fickle- one good power ballad can win me back.
Jon Hamm really is a sexy beast- I always picture him on SNL as the muscle head playing the saxophone.
I don't like Lea Michele's bangs. God when they show her pose it looks painful- i agree with lainey
What is Keri Russell doing there?!!?
Seriously they need to fire security. What the hell is Kim Kardashian diong there?!?!?
Anna Paquin seems to have borrowed her dress from Alexis Carrington
Love that the opening sequence involves Glee- they are trying to cater to me. Well at least they are turning down Kate. Hurley! JOEL MCHALE! I have no idea who the teen girl is- god I'm old! Tim Gunn! Best opening ever! There is Randy Jackson! This is amazing except for Kate Gosselin- get her the hell out of this amazingness!
Conan!! That was a good joke!
Amy Poehler!! Awesome- include Will Arnett!
Go Chris Colfer!! Ok I'm ok with this- he is amazing on this show
I actually agree with all the writing nominees- all of those shows were incredibly funny. The Office wedding episode though was amazing- when they did the wedding dance I almost fell over laughing
Supporting actress- Jane Lynch has this locked. Unless people thought she had it in the bag so they voted for others.
Ryan Murphy got this just for creating Glee- this might mean they aren't getting best comedy. I think Modern Family will get that
The Modern Family spoof is really funny- love that George Clooney is in the cameo
Lead Actor go Steve Carell! Or Jim Parsons- he's amazing in that show
Seriously- when did Neil Patrick Harris become such a sexy beast?!!?
Lead Actress go Amy Poehler- I want to see the speech. But I guess you shouldn't bet against Edie Falco
Oh yuck Kim Kardashian- stop giving her attention!
Wow Top Chef beat the Amazing Race- they usually always win
Of course they had to have the lost clip as the last shot in the drama segment- seeing the faithful lab lying beside the dying man....gets me every time!
Writing has to be the series finale of Lost- oh I'm shocked.
Supporting actor- to be honest I don't watch a lot of these shows. I always loved Locke.
Supporting actress- I always adore Christine Baranski. I've never heard of or seen this woman before
Lead actor- always Michael C. Hall- Dexter you always have my heart! His hair grew back curly like Erica!
Jon Lighgow you always make me smile- I adore you! I don't know if I want to see you as the trinity killer since it might change my opinion
Outstanding actress- again don't watch any of these shows. But Glenn Close usually wins these things.
I wish Ricky Gervais had walked out with a drink.
Oh here comes the tribute to George Clooney- bring out the cast of Facts of Life! Well reuniting Doug and Carole will please the masses. He really is well spoken and put the attention on issues which is nice. I'm glad he didn't talk about himself
Supporting actress- haven't seen these movies. But Catherine O'Hara is a good Canadian- I'm forgetting how annoying she was at the olympics.
Oh god tanned Claire Danes- she looks SOOOOO bad!! Sooooo old- why the hell do people tan!?!?
Oh god the in memoriam- truly it always makes me sad. Shows I watch too much tv. Too much focus on Jewel- who cares about her. Corey Haim! BONER! John Forsythe- I forgot about him. Blanche Devereaux- I adore you!! She should have been last- not the reality guy. Oh Brittany Murphy- so good in Clueless before it all went to hell. Dixie Carter.
Bill sounds so much better with his real accent- I might not hate him on True Blood if he was able to speak like that
Comedy- I think it'll be Modern Family. Oh Sam Malone- so classic. Yup
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Monday, August 9, 2010
Bachelor Pad
I haven't blogged in ages but I am inspired with the Bachelor Pad to start again as it looks like smutty goodness!\
Oh god Tenley- I can't believe I have to put up with your voice again! It is just sooo painful!! And why the hell is she wearing a diaper?!??!!? Seriously- that outfit is sooo bad!!
Jesse from Ali's season!? Wasn't he kicked off at the beginning!? How is he that popular- he wore an all jean outfit!
Natalie- who the hell is that?!?! I can't remember her at all!!! And she made Tenley scream- I hate her already.
Oh god David- they are truly scraping the bottom of the barrel. David is psychotic. And he's not attractive- I hate groomed facial hair. Anyone who takes that much time to do that is odd.
Gwen- Jesus blast from the blast! There is a LOT of plastic surgery that has happened here!!! That is not a real nose!
And Jesse- she was hardly on her show!! The extensions make her look better
Oh god weatherman- what a loser. I'm sure they brought him back just for drama with Craig
Nikki- still don't really remember her even though Mel described her to me.
Oh she dated Juan- awesome! And now they are both here! Juan was gross! He looks like Peewee Herman
And Wes- if I have to hear that goddamn song again I'm going to hurt someone. What the hell is he doing here!?!? What is different between him and Rated R?
Krisily- Jesus Christ! I couldn't deal with her! And I wouldn't have recognized her if they didn't say her name.
Elizabeth- I can't stan her mouth. Something about it really annoys me. And god I hope she doesn't write a poem
Jesse is so good looking- and he's with Elizabeth?! Ew! I really liked him in his season
Oh Kiptyn I really liked him- I can't believe he is a part of this smut fest!
QUick someone punch out Tenley- I can't handle her!
Ashley- don't remember her
Peyton- don't remember her
Michelle- oh god she was psycho!!!
Gia- another one with a mouth I hate
Craig- oh god! I love that he tried to hook up with Mel!! Too funny! He is so nasty! Look at that bloody Ace Ventura hair
OH NO!! Is the cohost Melissa?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate her so much!!! Why does she keep popping her off!!!!!!!!
Yeah like the weatherman has a chance of hooking up with anyone...he fits in their pocket!!
Jesus why isn't that Natalie wearing underwear?!?!
And of course it is twister- this show is definitely smutty goodness! They just keep zooming in on the girls crotches
Tenley doesn't Right and Left- HAHAHA!!! Christ she is a retard!!
What the hell is wrong with Elizabeth- the girl is a tool
Christ Elizabeth is a nightmare- she is batshit crazy
I love that people are making out the first night in a room with everyone else
Craig is only 34?! He looks really old!
Gwen's face is scaring the bejesus out of me!
Why the hell is she posing on the rocks!? Does she think she might get a modelling contract?!
Oh god is she doing the do you want to kiss me thing again!?!?
The Greek Theater- it reminds me of Kelly's birthday on 90210!
I actually don't blame Jesse for being annoyed- Elizabeth is a complete nutbar. She feels love?!!? I doesn't want to be exclusive!
Tenley is such a retard the mentality and emotions of a 7 year old.
Oh look another close up of a pair of boobs- this is so smutty!
Elizabeth is in love with Jesse!? She was hitting on Craig the day before!! Why would the other girls get upset- they are all retards! It's a bad strategy for him- meaning you are forcing him to date you
Act like you care about me to stick around- this girl is PSYCHO!! She is just trying to get him to say what she needs to hear! This is sooo weird! Is Jesse so dumb that he will listen to her!?!? This is soooo weird and awkward to watch
Elizaboth looks like she ran into a wall- her face is all smushed. She claims she wants him to stay and then she is convincing them all to go. These girls are all retarded.
Oh god Tenley- I can't believe I have to put up with your voice again! It is just sooo painful!! And why the hell is she wearing a diaper?!??!!? Seriously- that outfit is sooo bad!!
Jesse from Ali's season!? Wasn't he kicked off at the beginning!? How is he that popular- he wore an all jean outfit!
Natalie- who the hell is that?!?! I can't remember her at all!!! And she made Tenley scream- I hate her already.
Oh god David- they are truly scraping the bottom of the barrel. David is psychotic. And he's not attractive- I hate groomed facial hair. Anyone who takes that much time to do that is odd.
Gwen- Jesus blast from the blast! There is a LOT of plastic surgery that has happened here!!! That is not a real nose!
And Jesse- she was hardly on her show!! The extensions make her look better
Oh god weatherman- what a loser. I'm sure they brought him back just for drama with Craig
Nikki- still don't really remember her even though Mel described her to me.
Oh she dated Juan- awesome! And now they are both here! Juan was gross! He looks like Peewee Herman
And Wes- if I have to hear that goddamn song again I'm going to hurt someone. What the hell is he doing here!?!? What is different between him and Rated R?
Krisily- Jesus Christ! I couldn't deal with her! And I wouldn't have recognized her if they didn't say her name.
Elizabeth- I can't stan her mouth. Something about it really annoys me. And god I hope she doesn't write a poem
Jesse is so good looking- and he's with Elizabeth?! Ew! I really liked him in his season
Oh Kiptyn I really liked him- I can't believe he is a part of this smut fest!
QUick someone punch out Tenley- I can't handle her!
Ashley- don't remember her
Peyton- don't remember her
Michelle- oh god she was psycho!!!
Gia- another one with a mouth I hate
Craig- oh god! I love that he tried to hook up with Mel!! Too funny! He is so nasty! Look at that bloody Ace Ventura hair
OH NO!! Is the cohost Melissa?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate her so much!!! Why does she keep popping her off!!!!!!!!
Yeah like the weatherman has a chance of hooking up with anyone...he fits in their pocket!!
Jesus why isn't that Natalie wearing underwear?!?!
And of course it is twister- this show is definitely smutty goodness! They just keep zooming in on the girls crotches
Tenley doesn't Right and Left- HAHAHA!!! Christ she is a retard!!
What the hell is wrong with Elizabeth- the girl is a tool
Christ Elizabeth is a nightmare- she is batshit crazy
I love that people are making out the first night in a room with everyone else
Craig is only 34?! He looks really old!
Gwen's face is scaring the bejesus out of me!
Why the hell is she posing on the rocks!? Does she think she might get a modelling contract?!
Oh god is she doing the do you want to kiss me thing again!?!?
The Greek Theater- it reminds me of Kelly's birthday on 90210!
I actually don't blame Jesse for being annoyed- Elizabeth is a complete nutbar. She feels love?!!? I doesn't want to be exclusive!
Tenley is such a retard the mentality and emotions of a 7 year old.
Oh look another close up of a pair of boobs- this is so smutty!
Elizabeth is in love with Jesse!? She was hitting on Craig the day before!! Why would the other girls get upset- they are all retards! It's a bad strategy for him- meaning you are forcing him to date you
Act like you care about me to stick around- this girl is PSYCHO!! She is just trying to get him to say what she needs to hear! This is sooo weird! Is Jesse so dumb that he will listen to her!?!? This is soooo weird and awkward to watch
Elizaboth looks like she ran into a wall- her face is all smushed. She claims she wants him to stay and then she is convincing them all to go. These girls are all retarded.
Monday, May 24, 2010
The Bachelorette
To be honest I've never been the biggest Ali fan but since I just keep getting lured into this show. I have to watch!
She is still annoying. Did they really have to show her walking down the beach with her shirt open- this feels very Jakeish to me- is he a producer?
Ok Bachelor #1 Frank is super cute. What?! He quit his job to move home and write screenplays- what the hell!?!? WHy not keep your job and do the screenplays in your free time? He has just become unattractive
I hate Jay's hair- not a fan.
Craig from downtown Toronto?!!? I hate the attention that he is paying to his hair- seems like a douche
Kyle- oh god that is some horrid baseball cap hair. He needs someone to go icefishing with?! Is this guy from KL? He wears a bullet around his neck!
Is there anything less attractive a barbwire tattoo?!!?! HE"S CANADIAN!?!?!? WHAT!?!? Well he's on crutches so that does make him a bit more kindred. He also has the douchepatch...lovely...
Phil is very attractive- he looks damn hot. And he's a triathlete!?!? Oh good lord call me!
Jonathan the weatherman looks like a baby. But he seems like a nice guy- he could be someone I like
Ty has a lab- that is a sign of a great man. Lost flashback- all you need is a lab to make you feel better. Oh no another singing cowboy!?
Chris- he seems like another nice guy. And he has nice eyes. And another lab- nice
Roberto- oh jesus way too many tattoos. Oh now they are flipping through guys too fast for me to write about all of them. I'm guessing they are not front runners since they aren't being profiled
Well someone got herself some extensions for this show.
I hate when these guys have a staged way they want to meet someone and they get thrown when they veer off script.
I'm loving Chris from Cape Cod- god he's hot
Oh god Frank is turning out to be way too weird for me!
I'm jealous of this guy's boot- when will I get to move up to the boot!?!? He is in WAY better shape than I am and able to do all the hopping on one foot. My foot might feel better if I was able to take all the weight off it completely. Damn my gimpy status!
She can't pronounce Roberto?!? What the hell is wrong with this girl?!?!
This Craig guy from Toronto spends WAY too much time on his hair
The guy who went down on one knee is way too weird for me- I don't like the stunts.
Steve from Cleveland is also super cute. Oh god the cowboy boots guy is super awkward- that was an awkward exchange
These guys are really enjoying making an impression with the way they come out of the limo
Frank is starting to border on obsessive stalker...
Ok I think the scrapbook is actually cute- the Canadian is a total douche
Wow that is a lot to tell someone your dad cheated during your first conversation- that is a lot to put on someone
Oh god Shooter- WHAT?!?!?!? That is why he is called that!?!? And he admitted this the first time he met her!?!? What the hell is wrong with him!?!?
I just adore Chris- he is amazing!
I think Craig is here for more hair products- HAHA.
Craig is unattractive with a lazy bassett hound face- not a fan
Oh she picked the crazyass Frank
She picked my hottie Chris- I love him
WHAT?!?!?!? SHE PICKED THE DOUCHE FROM CANADA!!??!?!
Why is she not picking Phil- he was also fantastic. He was probably too shy.
Yes Shooter you are going home- you never talk about that stuff the first time you meet someone!
At least Jay the lawyer can acknowledge he didn't present himself well
She seems to go far with Chris and Roberto and Kirk. Oh and Casey looks psychotic
My god look at all the places she gets to travel to- that's amazing
She is still annoying. Did they really have to show her walking down the beach with her shirt open- this feels very Jakeish to me- is he a producer?
Ok Bachelor #1 Frank is super cute. What?! He quit his job to move home and write screenplays- what the hell!?!? WHy not keep your job and do the screenplays in your free time? He has just become unattractive
I hate Jay's hair- not a fan.
Craig from downtown Toronto?!!? I hate the attention that he is paying to his hair- seems like a douche
Kyle- oh god that is some horrid baseball cap hair. He needs someone to go icefishing with?! Is this guy from KL? He wears a bullet around his neck!
Is there anything less attractive a barbwire tattoo?!!?! HE"S CANADIAN!?!?!? WHAT!?!? Well he's on crutches so that does make him a bit more kindred. He also has the douchepatch...lovely...
Phil is very attractive- he looks damn hot. And he's a triathlete!?!? Oh good lord call me!
Jonathan the weatherman looks like a baby. But he seems like a nice guy- he could be someone I like
Ty has a lab- that is a sign of a great man. Lost flashback- all you need is a lab to make you feel better. Oh no another singing cowboy!?
Chris- he seems like another nice guy. And he has nice eyes. And another lab- nice
Roberto- oh jesus way too many tattoos. Oh now they are flipping through guys too fast for me to write about all of them. I'm guessing they are not front runners since they aren't being profiled
Well someone got herself some extensions for this show.
I hate when these guys have a staged way they want to meet someone and they get thrown when they veer off script.
I'm loving Chris from Cape Cod- god he's hot
Oh god Frank is turning out to be way too weird for me!
I'm jealous of this guy's boot- when will I get to move up to the boot!?!? He is in WAY better shape than I am and able to do all the hopping on one foot. My foot might feel better if I was able to take all the weight off it completely. Damn my gimpy status!
She can't pronounce Roberto?!? What the hell is wrong with this girl?!?!
This Craig guy from Toronto spends WAY too much time on his hair
The guy who went down on one knee is way too weird for me- I don't like the stunts.
Steve from Cleveland is also super cute. Oh god the cowboy boots guy is super awkward- that was an awkward exchange
These guys are really enjoying making an impression with the way they come out of the limo
Frank is starting to border on obsessive stalker...
Ok I think the scrapbook is actually cute- the Canadian is a total douche
Wow that is a lot to tell someone your dad cheated during your first conversation- that is a lot to put on someone
Oh god Shooter- WHAT?!?!?!? That is why he is called that!?!? And he admitted this the first time he met her!?!? What the hell is wrong with him!?!?
I just adore Chris- he is amazing!
I think Craig is here for more hair products- HAHA.
Craig is unattractive with a lazy bassett hound face- not a fan
Oh she picked the crazyass Frank
She picked my hottie Chris- I love him
WHAT?!?!?!? SHE PICKED THE DOUCHE FROM CANADA!!??!?!
Why is she not picking Phil- he was also fantastic. He was probably too shy.
Yes Shooter you are going home- you never talk about that stuff the first time you meet someone!
At least Jay the lawyer can acknowledge he didn't present himself well
She seems to go far with Chris and Roberto and Kirk. Oh and Casey looks psychotic
My god look at all the places she gets to travel to- that's amazing
Monday, May 10, 2010
Middlesex
This was the first audiobook that I ever listened to- I decided to get one for my last trip to Kirkland. Little did I know it would be 15 1 hour CDs so it took me a while! My friend Lindsay recommended it to me and I have to say...I'm not sure if I would ever do it again with a fictional story. The narrator was HORRID!! HORRID!! The story involves 3 generations of an immigrant family- and this lameass narrator decided to use accents! It is the story of a Greek family that moved to Detroit- and it's full of Jewish, New York, Scottish, you name it accents. And good lord when he was speaking for a woman- I cringed. So I really think that may have ruined the story for me. If I were to do it again I would probably get an autobiography that has the author's voice- I think it would be less distracted.
As for the story- meh. I didn't love it. This is another book that had a lot of hype behind it that really did nothing for me. It is not a rereader. I found it to be HORRIBLY detailed with incredibly inane items yet when the story got juicy and interesting it got rushed. Not my thing.
Friday, May 7, 2010
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
There was a lot of hype associated with this book- I have been hearing about it for a while and had quite a few recommendations to read it. This was a complete departure for me- I never usually read thrillers. But I have to say I did enjoy it- it was much more of a psychological puzzle kind of book- not a North American thriller full of gore. I have to admit I really only enjoyed one of the storylines- the whole financial journalist was completely boring to me- I only cared about the murder mystery. But on the whole a good book and a surprisingly quick read.
Time for the controversial statement- I hated Lisbeth Salander. I absolutely could not relate to the character. Everyone portrays her as a feminist hero and I just feel sorry for her. She is not someone I would want to be around. Maybe I'll read the second book and I'll get it but right now she is a very unappealing character to me.
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Video of the Day
Amazing! I love listening to Broadway boys
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Tuesday, May 4, 2010
American Idol
Yet another week with music I hate- god I despise crooning. Frank Sinatra is the worst- dude was tone deaf!!! I know it sounds like I don't like any music- I swear my tastes are quite diverse. They just keep picking crap
I also don't enjoy Harry Connick Jr.'s music but I can acknowledge that he is talented
Aaron- I think this song is way too old for him. Thi sis awkward. Kid can't smile or exude charm.
Casey- I wish he would get rid of the gross ponytail. He seems a bit awkward without the guitar- he doesn't know what to do with himself. And the song is too big for him- he is a bit flat.
Crystal- I hate this and I'm completely bored but that's not her fault since the song is horrid. She is completely amazing though vocally as always. And I like her eye makeup
Mike- I am over this guy. There is something about him that really irritates me. It could be the tongue and licking the lips- that grosses me out. Seriously- I can't watch this guy it's so disgusting. He is way too good times for me
Lee- and he's screaming. This is the worst night ever.
I also don't enjoy Harry Connick Jr.'s music but I can acknowledge that he is talented
Aaron- I think this song is way too old for him. Thi sis awkward. Kid can't smile or exude charm.
Casey- I wish he would get rid of the gross ponytail. He seems a bit awkward without the guitar- he doesn't know what to do with himself. And the song is too big for him- he is a bit flat.
Crystal- I hate this and I'm completely bored but that's not her fault since the song is horrid. She is completely amazing though vocally as always. And I like her eye makeup
Mike- I am over this guy. There is something about him that really irritates me. It could be the tongue and licking the lips- that grosses me out. Seriously- I can't watch this guy it's so disgusting. He is way too good times for me
Lee- and he's screaming. This is the worst night ever.
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Glee
How do you two not have a show on Bravo?
Love Kurt's decorating board! We need more Kurt!
I'm pretty sure my cat is reading my diary....come to mention it I think Baxter knows too much...
The Sue Sylvester master cleanse- Ipicack!!! Amazing!
More Sue and more Kurt- what an amazing episode!
KRISTEN CHENOWITH!!!! More amazingness! Loving the duet with Mr. Shue- I don't know this song!
I would kill to be the mistress of a wealthy stripmall tycoon who would let me sing at a rollerderby!!!
Fate brought them together!!
And now Kurt is singing- this is fantastic!!! Someone loves me!! Ok I hate the song but I love him
I love Brittany and Santana
Ok I love Kristin Chenowith but another jazzy song- yuck!! I HATE JAZZ!!
I don't like this whole Mercedes making the school feel something angle. I just want to hear her sing. No more of this shit- just sing and dance.
There really isn't much of a role for Quinn
Kurt's dad is just the cutest thing ever!! Oh look at my Kurt crying!!
I haven't had a drink in 45 minutes!! An all white production of the Wiz!
Love Kurt's decorating board! We need more Kurt!
I'm pretty sure my cat is reading my diary....come to mention it I think Baxter knows too much...
The Sue Sylvester master cleanse- Ipicack!!! Amazing!
More Sue and more Kurt- what an amazing episode!
KRISTEN CHENOWITH!!!! More amazingness! Loving the duet with Mr. Shue- I don't know this song!
I would kill to be the mistress of a wealthy stripmall tycoon who would let me sing at a rollerderby!!!
Fate brought them together!!
And now Kurt is singing- this is fantastic!!! Someone loves me!! Ok I hate the song but I love him
I love Brittany and Santana
Ok I love Kristin Chenowith but another jazzy song- yuck!! I HATE JAZZ!!
I don't like this whole Mercedes making the school feel something angle. I just want to hear her sing. No more of this shit- just sing and dance.
There really isn't much of a role for Quinn
Kurt's dad is just the cutest thing ever!! Oh look at my Kurt crying!!
I haven't had a drink in 45 minutes!! An all white production of the Wiz!
American Idol
Oh god Shania week- this will be painful. I mean it's not hard to sing better than her- she doesn't have a great voice. I just hate her songs. Yes I know she's from Timmins- she actually has a KL connection too. Her first manager was Mary Bailey from Kirkland and she used to write all her songs. I still don't like her
Lee- he is just always screaming to me. He doesn't appeal to me anymore
Mike- too Luther Vandross- not a fan. I've never even heard this song
Casey- he is doing a good job. It's the difference with him and Lee- he sings and doesn't just scream- he can do crescendos and not scream. Team Casey
Crystal- I adore this girl. This is probably my least favorite performance of hers because I hate the song but she still does a fantastic job. It is a bit slow. I can't believe the show has not paid for her to get a new tooth yet.
Aaron- of course he is doing a slow country song that sounds exactly like all his other ones. He seems like a nice boy but I'm over it. Next.
Siobhan- god I hate this girl. It's almost inexplicable- I see her and I tense up. She's soooo bad. I listened to this performance from my kitchen so I didn't have to watch her. To start out with she actually didn't sound as horrid brom far away. But then came the screaming....good lord the screaming....IT"S SO BAD!!
Lee- he is just always screaming to me. He doesn't appeal to me anymore
Mike- too Luther Vandross- not a fan. I've never even heard this song
Casey- he is doing a good job. It's the difference with him and Lee- he sings and doesn't just scream- he can do crescendos and not scream. Team Casey
Crystal- I adore this girl. This is probably my least favorite performance of hers because I hate the song but she still does a fantastic job. It is a bit slow. I can't believe the show has not paid for her to get a new tooth yet.
Aaron- of course he is doing a slow country song that sounds exactly like all his other ones. He seems like a nice boy but I'm over it. Next.
Siobhan- god I hate this girl. It's almost inexplicable- I see her and I tense up. She's soooo bad. I listened to this performance from my kitchen so I didn't have to watch her. To start out with she actually didn't sound as horrid brom far away. But then came the screaming....good lord the screaming....IT"S SO BAD!!
Monday, April 26, 2010
Dancing with the Stars
Jake- well he took off his shirt again to try to get the votes. The weird facial expressions were distracting
Evan- wow look at everything they did to his head for that mild concussion- i had a serious one and they didn't do anything like that.
Niecy- I known she's a comedian but she should still try to be serious sometimes. She is actually an ok job with this- it suits her stiffness
Erin- I wonder if they are doing it. If she gets to hook up with Maks I'm dying with jealousy. Oh and the sexy beast is wearing a suit- amazing!! And now he's stripping!! I guess that's one way to get the votes but I liked the tux. Oh Tom called them lovebirds...interesting...
Chad- christ this guy is hot!!! I can't even get over it.
Evan- wow look at everything they did to his head for that mild concussion- i had a serious one and they didn't do anything like that.
Niecy- I known she's a comedian but she should still try to be serious sometimes. She is actually an ok job with this- it suits her stiffness
Erin- I wonder if they are doing it. If she gets to hook up with Maks I'm dying with jealousy. Oh and the sexy beast is wearing a suit- amazing!! And now he's stripping!! I guess that's one way to get the votes but I liked the tux. Oh Tom called them lovebirds...interesting...
Chad- christ this guy is hot!!! I can't even get over it.
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Glee
MADONNA WEEK!! This is so exciting!!
Sue Sylvester might be the greatest character ever...subconsciously always looking for Susan!
Is it wrong that I want to dress like Emma?! Blouses with bows are amazing
Lindsay Lohan looks like something out of Lord of the Rings!!
And more Bring it On scenes- amazing! The tall people are freaking me out though.
Guy version of Madonna- Pantera!
Why is it that Kurt's background dancing is always my favorite thing?!? Even during the amazingness of Express Yourself I look at him
You are about as sexy as a cabbage patch kid!! It is exhausting!
Look at Emma dressed as the bride!! AMAZING!!! I love Ryan Murphy and all the Madonna tributes- it's like a gay wetdream!! Next- he should do Cher!
Up with people rejects! I just lost my train of thought you have so much margarine in your hair!
My parents were famous nazi hunters
Dyed my hair with napalm!
God Jesse is sexy! Do you still have my carebear- amazing!
The big mo!
Kurt in a tux is freakin amazing!! Look at Sue go! My mom just said she sings better than Madonna- ha!! This is amazing!
KURT VOGUING!!!
Sue is FUCKING AMAZING!! Look at her dance!!
Oh here comes Like a Virgin! Christ Mr. Shue looks sexy! This is the best way to lose your virginity- while singing!! Oh they are letting Santana sing- I've never heard her
I love that Rachel's lingerie has a cape!
You trump me out so I can wail on the last note!
KURT SINGING A SOLO!!!!! With a headset! KURT!!!!!!
Love Puck's face during what it feels like for a girl. Can't wait til he gets rid of his mohawk
Sue Sylvester might be the greatest character ever...subconsciously always looking for Susan!
Is it wrong that I want to dress like Emma?! Blouses with bows are amazing
Lindsay Lohan looks like something out of Lord of the Rings!!
And more Bring it On scenes- amazing! The tall people are freaking me out though.
Guy version of Madonna- Pantera!
Why is it that Kurt's background dancing is always my favorite thing?!? Even during the amazingness of Express Yourself I look at him
You are about as sexy as a cabbage patch kid!! It is exhausting!
Look at Emma dressed as the bride!! AMAZING!!! I love Ryan Murphy and all the Madonna tributes- it's like a gay wetdream!! Next- he should do Cher!
Up with people rejects! I just lost my train of thought you have so much margarine in your hair!
My parents were famous nazi hunters
Dyed my hair with napalm!
God Jesse is sexy! Do you still have my carebear- amazing!
The big mo!
Kurt in a tux is freakin amazing!! Look at Sue go! My mom just said she sings better than Madonna- ha!! This is amazing!
KURT VOGUING!!!
Sue is FUCKING AMAZING!! Look at her dance!!
Oh here comes Like a Virgin! Christ Mr. Shue looks sexy! This is the best way to lose your virginity- while singing!! Oh they are letting Santana sing- I've never heard her
I love that Rachel's lingerie has a cape!
You trump me out so I can wail on the last note!
KURT SINGING A SOLO!!!!! With a headset! KURT!!!!!!
Love Puck's face during what it feels like for a girl. Can't wait til he gets rid of his mohawk
Dancing with the Stars
THANK GOD!!! Ding dong the witch is dead. Thank god Kate is leaving- she is retarded
American Idol
Alicia Keys- yuck!!! Songs of inspiration- oh good lord will this be religious songs?! Why are they trying to piss me off
Casey- ok good song!! This is promising- I heart Fleetwood Mac. He looks like he had a major spray tan! But he is doing a great job with the song
Lee- ok The Boxer...please do not scream this song! Because it is such an amazing song! Oh god he started by screaming.
Tim- I love this song. He just can't hit the big moments well- he isn't talented enough as a singer. He tries but he struggles. And these accoustic songs point it out
Aaron- this is another one who always sounds the same. He has a good voice but not for me
Siobhan- oh god she is going to infuriate me. I know it. She will scream. And I will get mad. What the hell is on her head?!!? WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE WEARING!?! Her lips when she sings- I want to hit her. Oh my god she is ALL over the place- she is complete off key!! ANd the black brows- I hate her so much. This is soooo bad...and look she found a way to scream. Completely off key of course.
Mike- I'm guessing I won't like this- it will be gospely. Nickelback- interesting choice. Actually it is not bad. He is doing a good job with it
Crystal- ok Crystal did a great job although why on earth did she have to do the god song!? And the crying!? Too much!
Casey- ok good song!! This is promising- I heart Fleetwood Mac. He looks like he had a major spray tan! But he is doing a great job with the song
Lee- ok The Boxer...please do not scream this song! Because it is such an amazing song! Oh god he started by screaming.
Tim- I love this song. He just can't hit the big moments well- he isn't talented enough as a singer. He tries but he struggles. And these accoustic songs point it out
Aaron- this is another one who always sounds the same. He has a good voice but not for me
Siobhan- oh god she is going to infuriate me. I know it. She will scream. And I will get mad. What the hell is on her head?!!? WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE WEARING!?! Her lips when she sings- I want to hit her. Oh my god she is ALL over the place- she is complete off key!! ANd the black brows- I hate her so much. This is soooo bad...and look she found a way to scream. Completely off key of course.
Mike- I'm guessing I won't like this- it will be gospely. Nickelback- interesting choice. Actually it is not bad. He is doing a good job with it
Crystal- ok Crystal did a great job although why on earth did she have to do the god song!? And the crying!? Too much!
Monday, April 19, 2010
Dancing with the Stars
Niecy- oh Labamba!! I heart that movie sooo much!! RICHIE!! See Niecy looks like she is having fun but then she will go to get judged and she can't handle it.
Chad- and here is the sexy beast himself. Cheryl looks way better without all the makeup. I love that she doesn't want the fact that they are banging to get in the way
Erin- I wish max would end it with the beard but he is still great. Erin is doing well with this dance and keeping up with him. Her transitions aren't great but she can work on that.
Jake- ok he is way better looking than Tom Cruise. Oh god he is going to come out in his underwear isn't he...and now he is going for the votes by showing his body....which is very nice. I wish I could just look at him and never hear him speak. And of course he is in his underwear. Putting on the pants was werid. Well he is up on his toes
Pamela- well of course she is doing Dolly Parton. Well at least they are keeping dressed. She actually isn't a bad dancer
Kate- mooo. She is such a cow. I love that he put Toni plus Carrie Ann- he definitely doesn't want to put his name with Kate's. What the hell is wrong with her hair- how can she think these weaves look good!? They are completely budget and so tacky. This is so painful- for the love of good send her home already. Who the hell is voting for this shit?!
Nicole- again I just don't even think that it's worth watching her because she has such an unfair advantage. And I can't handle the pube goatee!!
Evan- he so doesn't do it for me. And she decided to replace Edyta as the most naked. At least his hair doesn't look as brill creamed. But he is still awkward.
Please let it be Kate going home!
Chad- and here is the sexy beast himself. Cheryl looks way better without all the makeup. I love that she doesn't want the fact that they are banging to get in the way
Erin- I wish max would end it with the beard but he is still great. Erin is doing well with this dance and keeping up with him. Her transitions aren't great but she can work on that.
Jake- ok he is way better looking than Tom Cruise. Oh god he is going to come out in his underwear isn't he...and now he is going for the votes by showing his body....which is very nice. I wish I could just look at him and never hear him speak. And of course he is in his underwear. Putting on the pants was werid. Well he is up on his toes
Pamela- well of course she is doing Dolly Parton. Well at least they are keeping dressed. She actually isn't a bad dancer
Kate- mooo. She is such a cow. I love that he put Toni plus Carrie Ann- he definitely doesn't want to put his name with Kate's. What the hell is wrong with her hair- how can she think these weaves look good!? They are completely budget and so tacky. This is so painful- for the love of good send her home already. Who the hell is voting for this shit?!
Nicole- again I just don't even think that it's worth watching her because she has such an unfair advantage. And I can't handle the pube goatee!!
Evan- he so doesn't do it for me. And she decided to replace Edyta as the most naked. At least his hair doesn't look as brill creamed. But he is still awkward.
Please let it be Kate going home!
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Glee
My god I've missed you. I can hardly express how thrilled I am that you are back- I'm retarded excited!
I am happy when I see recent pictures of Puck with a shaved head because I hate the mohawk.
Love the relationship calendar!!! Pulled a Jessica Simpson- HAHA!! Gained 40 pounds!!
Did anyone notice on Oprah that the cast said Lea Michele is most like her character and she was flattered. Does she not realize people hate that personality?!
You no longer confuse me with your she-man looks! I always want to cut off men's ponytails- she is my idol
Idina Menzel is in this episode- amazing!
I love that Emma has to clean up before she kisses with a huge kit!
I think I"m dating Rachel- HAHA
Finn doing the doors- amazing! I love how dorky he is- oh god he is sexy all at the same time. I don't even know what to do with myself I'm so excited.
KURT!!! That look at Finn singing was AMAZING!!
Ok I know most people like the other asian's dancing but I don't like it at all. Too odd for me.
Love watching Kurt "get down". I've missed him so much.
And here comes Lea's Spring Awakening costar as the love interest. God I can't wait to hear him sing.
I like to give impromptu concerts to the homeless!
Oh Jesus he's good. I need a moment. I can see him as Roger in Rent....and that is retarded sexy to me...
There was a mouse in mine!!!
Those sweaters make her look home-schooled.. Best.line.ever.
I ONCE TAUGHT A CHEERLEADING SEMINAR TO A YOUNG SARAH PALIN!!
Highway to Hell as a choral song- fucking amazing!!! This is why I never got along with Mr. Binnendyk- he didn't have this kind of vision
Idina Menzel- bring out the wicked!
Most of the show choir directors that I make out with are gay
McKinley High old maids club. AMAZING!
Ok I love her plaid jumper- maybe I have some homeschool tendencies too...
I am happy when I see recent pictures of Puck with a shaved head because I hate the mohawk.
Love the relationship calendar!!! Pulled a Jessica Simpson- HAHA!! Gained 40 pounds!!
Did anyone notice on Oprah that the cast said Lea Michele is most like her character and she was flattered. Does she not realize people hate that personality?!
You no longer confuse me with your she-man looks! I always want to cut off men's ponytails- she is my idol
Idina Menzel is in this episode- amazing!
I love that Emma has to clean up before she kisses with a huge kit!
I think I"m dating Rachel- HAHA
Finn doing the doors- amazing! I love how dorky he is- oh god he is sexy all at the same time. I don't even know what to do with myself I'm so excited.
KURT!!! That look at Finn singing was AMAZING!!
Ok I know most people like the other asian's dancing but I don't like it at all. Too odd for me.
Love watching Kurt "get down". I've missed him so much.
And here comes Lea's Spring Awakening costar as the love interest. God I can't wait to hear him sing.
I like to give impromptu concerts to the homeless!
Oh Jesus he's good. I need a moment. I can see him as Roger in Rent....and that is retarded sexy to me...
There was a mouse in mine!!!
Those sweaters make her look home-schooled.. Best.line.ever.
I ONCE TAUGHT A CHEERLEADING SEMINAR TO A YOUNG SARAH PALIN!!
Highway to Hell as a choral song- fucking amazing!!! This is why I never got along with Mr. Binnendyk- he didn't have this kind of vision
Idina Menzel- bring out the wicked!
Most of the show choir directors that I make out with are gay
McKinley High old maids club. AMAZING!
Ok I love her plaid jumper- maybe I have some homeschool tendencies too...
American Idol
Seriously who out there hates me- Elvis?! I HATE ELVIS!?
And while I love Adam Lambert to bits and he is by far my favorite idol ever I don't necessarily know if he is qualified for this
MR SHUE IS BEHIND HIM!!!! My god I'm excited for Glee tonight!!
"My tongue is not nearly as talented as yours" Ryan Seacrest. AMAZING
Crystal- god I adore Crystal. I've never heard this song but she is doing a great version- maybe I just hate Elvis' voice and that's why I don't appreciate his music. Because this is great. Just crown her already
Andrew- this is a retardedly boring version of this song. He makes everything boring. Oh god- I just realized I've been singing the wrong lyrics- I didn't know it was rabbit
Tim- he is singing this song the same way he did Hallelujah. His voice isn't strong enough to do this. This is boring too. And when he sings help it is way too flat
Lee- I think he should be doing this at the original tempo and keep it fun. This is too slow. Now that I watched him with my mom all I can think is he screams too much
Aaron- oh god this is awkward. Why do these people do that to his colour?! He is just learning how to perform so at least he is trying
Siobhan- Oh god what the hell did she do with her hair?!?! She looks like a 75 year old high school librarian. Her mouth when she sings makes me want to punch her. She sounds like a lounge lizard singer. Yuck. I hate the affectations of her voice. Yuck. Oh look she found a place to scream
Michael- I don't love him to be honest. I don't enjoy the R&B stuff. He should have done a fast song to get in everyone's mind. He can perform and is fun- that is what he should have done. This is boring.
Katie- I'm sure she'll make this old. This girl needs shoulder length hair asap. The long hair makes her look boxy.
Casey- again he is great. I have never heard this song but it's fantastic when he sings it. He NEEDS to do Pearl Jam!
And while I love Adam Lambert to bits and he is by far my favorite idol ever I don't necessarily know if he is qualified for this
MR SHUE IS BEHIND HIM!!!! My god I'm excited for Glee tonight!!
"My tongue is not nearly as talented as yours" Ryan Seacrest. AMAZING
Crystal- god I adore Crystal. I've never heard this song but she is doing a great version- maybe I just hate Elvis' voice and that's why I don't appreciate his music. Because this is great. Just crown her already
Andrew- this is a retardedly boring version of this song. He makes everything boring. Oh god- I just realized I've been singing the wrong lyrics- I didn't know it was rabbit
Tim- he is singing this song the same way he did Hallelujah. His voice isn't strong enough to do this. This is boring too. And when he sings help it is way too flat
Lee- I think he should be doing this at the original tempo and keep it fun. This is too slow. Now that I watched him with my mom all I can think is he screams too much
Aaron- oh god this is awkward. Why do these people do that to his colour?! He is just learning how to perform so at least he is trying
Siobhan- Oh god what the hell did she do with her hair?!?! She looks like a 75 year old high school librarian. Her mouth when she sings makes me want to punch her. She sounds like a lounge lizard singer. Yuck. I hate the affectations of her voice. Yuck. Oh look she found a place to scream
Michael- I don't love him to be honest. I don't enjoy the R&B stuff. He should have done a fast song to get in everyone's mind. He can perform and is fun- that is what he should have done. This is boring.
Katie- I'm sure she'll make this old. This girl needs shoulder length hair asap. The long hair makes her look boxy.
Casey- again he is great. I have never heard this song but it's fantastic when he sings it. He NEEDS to do Pearl Jam!
Dancing with the Stars
I am so behind in all my tivo watching- seriously this is stressing me out! I'm a day late with Dancing with the Stars
Erin- at work today we were debating if she is getting it on with my sexy beast Maks or with Evan. The dance is ok. THe girl can kick. And well anything with Maks is sexy! I just wish he would sahve. I also adore that he spoke out against Kate- amazing!!
Evan- I don't find this guy graceful at all. He looks like a ventriloquist doll- he is a younger version of Wayne Newton. I mean the hair is ALWAYS atrocious!! His partner makes him look good. I never liked him as a skater and I don't enjoy him as a dancer.
Niecy- this is always one of my least favorite dances- I find it too slow. Neecy is doing a good job but again- is it because her partner is so good!? She needs to move faster. She really has to learn how to take criticism better though- she can dish it but she can't take it
Aidan- again Edyta did not want to wear clothes. This dance is boring. Next.
Nicole- I don't even feel like critiquing her. She has an unfair advantage and shouldn't be in this competition.
Jake- I can't believe that he is still here. Oh god look at that retarded shirt- he still hasn't learned any social skills. I bet he cries again. I wonder who came with Vienna to famewhore this week. He has to stop counting out loud. And making weird facial expressions.
Kate- oh god she is still here. She doesn't know much about the Tango?! Does she live under a rock. Oh god this woman is too much- if she doesn't want things played out in public then don't make yourself a public figure- just go away you freak. Oh and look she cries- time to rally for the votes. BTW that is just the worst weave- who the hell wants that haircut with those bangs. She looks like a Zombie looking up at the ceiling. What a waste of a good song on this crap. For the love of god let her go home. Well at least they ended with a little trick
Chad- good lord this guy is hot. It's retarded how attractive he is. They are so getting it on. Good lord look at his body- I have NEVER seen a football player with such a nice body. This is retarded sexy
Pam- oh good they have unleashed her in a sexy dance. This could be a bit too much. Am I the only one getting a hatchet face vibe here?! Oh and there are the stripper splits. She looks like she has had fresh injections this week
For the love of god let it be Kate going home
Erin- at work today we were debating if she is getting it on with my sexy beast Maks or with Evan. The dance is ok. THe girl can kick. And well anything with Maks is sexy! I just wish he would sahve. I also adore that he spoke out against Kate- amazing!!
Evan- I don't find this guy graceful at all. He looks like a ventriloquist doll- he is a younger version of Wayne Newton. I mean the hair is ALWAYS atrocious!! His partner makes him look good. I never liked him as a skater and I don't enjoy him as a dancer.
Niecy- this is always one of my least favorite dances- I find it too slow. Neecy is doing a good job but again- is it because her partner is so good!? She needs to move faster. She really has to learn how to take criticism better though- she can dish it but she can't take it
Aidan- again Edyta did not want to wear clothes. This dance is boring. Next.
Nicole- I don't even feel like critiquing her. She has an unfair advantage and shouldn't be in this competition.
Jake- I can't believe that he is still here. Oh god look at that retarded shirt- he still hasn't learned any social skills. I bet he cries again. I wonder who came with Vienna to famewhore this week. He has to stop counting out loud. And making weird facial expressions.
Kate- oh god she is still here. She doesn't know much about the Tango?! Does she live under a rock. Oh god this woman is too much- if she doesn't want things played out in public then don't make yourself a public figure- just go away you freak. Oh and look she cries- time to rally for the votes. BTW that is just the worst weave- who the hell wants that haircut with those bangs. She looks like a Zombie looking up at the ceiling. What a waste of a good song on this crap. For the love of god let her go home. Well at least they ended with a little trick
Chad- good lord this guy is hot. It's retarded how attractive he is. They are so getting it on. Good lord look at his body- I have NEVER seen a football player with such a nice body. This is retarded sexy
Pam- oh good they have unleashed her in a sexy dance. This could be a bit too much. Am I the only one getting a hatchet face vibe here?! Oh and there are the stripper splits. She looks like she has had fresh injections this week
For the love of god let it be Kate going home
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
American Idol
Oh god Usher- he is such a douche. I have always disliked him.
Siobhan- I dislike her sooo much. Why the hell are they starting the show with her- she is horrid. And she will scream to anger me. This sounds awful- she makes weird faces and is flat. Oh god the chorus- make it stop! This is SO BAD!!! I don't understand what notes she thinks those are. Oh look she is screaming. Shocking. Those are not notes. And the socks. I can't handle this.
Casey- this is a really great song choice for him. I'm glad he is going with blues. Did he just forget the words? That was awkward. He always has that weird smile- he almost looks stoned. Well he probably is..
Michael- this is such a hard week for me because I hate the music so much. I can't listen to this. Again he is a good singer but I just don't enjoy the song.
Didi- I actually like this song. I hated the into but when she does the chorus it's ok.
Tim- what a HORRIBLE song choice!! Who the hell would ever think of this song!?!? I have always hated Anita Baker. Oh god make it stop
Andrew- it's him doing a weird version of a song..AGAIN!! It is so gimmicky. Can he not just sing a song the way it is written? He made it sleepy. It is all one note
Katie- I have a feeling this is going to bother me. What HORRIBLE styling!! She is dressed like I would be if I was 13 and dressing like a punk rocker for Halloween. Are those shorts??!!? Good lord! The head shaking is also painful. This is very boring- she looks sleepy
Lee- I hope he does something bluesy. That was a great song choice for him- he did well
Crystal- she must hate having to work with Usher. God I hope she kills it here. I heart her. I"m not sure piano was the best idea- she is really focusing on the piano. Oh she's standing. I hate the heels and the dress. She looks awkward. But she sounds fantastic.
Aaron- hate this song. The kid can sing. Yet again the stylists went to town on him. They gave him an Ace Ventura hairdo and groomed his brows.
Siobhan- I dislike her sooo much. Why the hell are they starting the show with her- she is horrid. And she will scream to anger me. This sounds awful- she makes weird faces and is flat. Oh god the chorus- make it stop! This is SO BAD!!! I don't understand what notes she thinks those are. Oh look she is screaming. Shocking. Those are not notes. And the socks. I can't handle this.
Casey- this is a really great song choice for him. I'm glad he is going with blues. Did he just forget the words? That was awkward. He always has that weird smile- he almost looks stoned. Well he probably is..
Michael- this is such a hard week for me because I hate the music so much. I can't listen to this. Again he is a good singer but I just don't enjoy the song.
Didi- I actually like this song. I hated the into but when she does the chorus it's ok.
Tim- what a HORRIBLE song choice!! Who the hell would ever think of this song!?!? I have always hated Anita Baker. Oh god make it stop
Andrew- it's him doing a weird version of a song..AGAIN!! It is so gimmicky. Can he not just sing a song the way it is written? He made it sleepy. It is all one note
Katie- I have a feeling this is going to bother me. What HORRIBLE styling!! She is dressed like I would be if I was 13 and dressing like a punk rocker for Halloween. Are those shorts??!!? Good lord! The head shaking is also painful. This is very boring- she looks sleepy
Lee- I hope he does something bluesy. That was a great song choice for him- he did well
Crystal- she must hate having to work with Usher. God I hope she kills it here. I heart her. I"m not sure piano was the best idea- she is really focusing on the piano. Oh she's standing. I hate the heels and the dress. She looks awkward. But she sounds fantastic.
Aaron- hate this song. The kid can sing. Yet again the stylists went to town on him. They gave him an Ace Ventura hairdo and groomed his brows.
Dancing with the Stars
I would love to see Kate Gosselin go as she is such a cow but it will be that soap guy as no one knows who the hell he is.
Pamela and Damian are in the bottom two?!!? I am shocked! I mean I guess girls don't relate to her and that is who votes
Oh this anticipation is killing me- let it be Kate in the bottom two!! Kate looks like such a cow right now- I can't believe how much joy it is giving me. YUCK!!!
Shannon and Pam are in the bottom two!? This is horrid- they are two of the intriguing ones.
Brenda Walsh!?!? Kate and that no name guy from the soaps are still in!!? Yet again- the viewers show their lack of talent.
Pamela and Damian are in the bottom two?!!? I am shocked! I mean I guess girls don't relate to her and that is who votes
Oh this anticipation is killing me- let it be Kate in the bottom two!! Kate looks like such a cow right now- I can't believe how much joy it is giving me. YUCK!!!
Shannon and Pam are in the bottom two!? This is horrid- they are two of the intriguing ones.
Brenda Walsh!?!? Kate and that no name guy from the soaps are still in!!? Yet again- the viewers show their lack of talent.
Monday, March 29, 2010
Dancing with the Stars
I missed the beginning but I'll watch the recap tomorrow.
Evan- I HATE HIS HAIR!!! He has such an unfair advantage- I mean that's if he learned how to turn left..
Side note- I cannot believe that Tori Spelling and her loser husband haven't famewhored themselves on this show yet
Niecy- i don't think she'll be going anywhere- she definitely has a demographic that will be voting for her. No one else is this amusing. And I love the confidence that she has on the dance floor regardless of her abilities- she is having fun and you can tell
Jake- oh god I hope they don't let him speak. I wish he would just look pretty. I wonder what bachelor famewhore will be in the audience tonight. Interesting song choice for Jake...hip to be square....so others have noticed that he is a nerd in a hot body. Actually more of a dork. Oh god that solo dance was painful!! Kipton- you are too god to be a famewhore!
Buzz- oh god his wife's face is TERRIFYING!!! As long as we don't see Buzz doing any sexy salsas we'll be good. Oh god he saluted an American Flag and now they are dancing to fly me to the moon....they are sooo playing this up!
Nicole- I just don't believe that this is a challenge for her. I am scared though that her skirt is going to fall off- I mean that is super low. She is so superior to most of thse people
Erin- or more importantly Max my sexy sexy beast. What is with the horrid peach colour that all these dancers are wearing?! It's atrocious. Oh god the singer of this song is HORRID!! She is super stiff- this season's Denise Richards. I don't think I'll be seeing much more of Max which is upsetting
Pam Anderson- I hope she actually looks clean this week. Yet another example of how unattractive satin is- it is giving her a huge belly. Granted it could be coke bloat
Chad- what a weird dress with that rack. The guy is ridiculously hot but is a tool. But he is wearing the hell out of that suit.
Kate Gosselin- I really want her to go home this week- it is time for her to go home. She is such a freakin cow and is a moron. I hope people see what a horrid person she is. And the fake tears were lovely. Oh god a lot of people quit on me- oh poor you Kate. Her hair looks so much better off of her face. She is sooo awful. And that was definitely a lift.
Evan- I HATE HIS HAIR!!! He has such an unfair advantage- I mean that's if he learned how to turn left..
Side note- I cannot believe that Tori Spelling and her loser husband haven't famewhored themselves on this show yet
Niecy- i don't think she'll be going anywhere- she definitely has a demographic that will be voting for her. No one else is this amusing. And I love the confidence that she has on the dance floor regardless of her abilities- she is having fun and you can tell
Jake- oh god I hope they don't let him speak. I wish he would just look pretty. I wonder what bachelor famewhore will be in the audience tonight. Interesting song choice for Jake...hip to be square....so others have noticed that he is a nerd in a hot body. Actually more of a dork. Oh god that solo dance was painful!! Kipton- you are too god to be a famewhore!
Buzz- oh god his wife's face is TERRIFYING!!! As long as we don't see Buzz doing any sexy salsas we'll be good. Oh god he saluted an American Flag and now they are dancing to fly me to the moon....they are sooo playing this up!
Nicole- I just don't believe that this is a challenge for her. I am scared though that her skirt is going to fall off- I mean that is super low. She is so superior to most of thse people
Erin- or more importantly Max my sexy sexy beast. What is with the horrid peach colour that all these dancers are wearing?! It's atrocious. Oh god the singer of this song is HORRID!! She is super stiff- this season's Denise Richards. I don't think I'll be seeing much more of Max which is upsetting
Pam Anderson- I hope she actually looks clean this week. Yet another example of how unattractive satin is- it is giving her a huge belly. Granted it could be coke bloat
Chad- what a weird dress with that rack. The guy is ridiculously hot but is a tool. But he is wearing the hell out of that suit.
Kate Gosselin- I really want her to go home this week- it is time for her to go home. She is such a freakin cow and is a moron. I hope people see what a horrid person she is. And the fake tears were lovely. Oh god a lot of people quit on me- oh poor you Kate. Her hair looks so much better off of her face. She is sooo awful. And that was definitely a lift.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
American Idol
Miley Cyrus? Seriously?! Are they trying to infuriate me!? This is like Britney Spears or Justin Bieber giving singing advice- it's horrid. God she's a pompous moron
Lee- ok I hate the song. What the hell kind of song choice was this? And the necklace is horrid
Paige- Jesus Christ what the hell is happening here!?!? Her horrid breathiness, her lack of enunciation, the weird arrangement, the fact that she is completely off key- this is one of the worst things i've ever seen. She isn't hitting the right notes or belting out the right notes.
Tim- ok this is such a simple song but he is singing it well. And he's performing it. He is going nowhere- he's not the best but he's cute.
Aaron- oh god I hate this song. Who the hell rolled up his sleeves like that?!!? That looks soooo bad!!! Actually this was a good song choice for him- he sounds good doing it. Oh and turn the collar down...and too much denim! Hate the styling but appreciate the kid can sing
Oh look there's Miley's fame whoring mom
Crystal- oh god poor girl has to pretend she wants to listen to Miley Cyrus. SERIOUSLY- you god Miley to sign with Melissa Etheridge!?!?!? What the hell? Of course she is amazing- she kicks all these peoples asses. Christ this girl is fast- she sped it up and was amazing.
Mike- oh god does someone out there hate me? What have I done to deserve this torture?! I HATE THIS SONG!! I cannot listen!!! Next
Andrew- jesus christ another horrible song choice. And you don't know the freakin lyrics- I know the goddamn lyrics and I hate it!!
Katie- she has a good voice but she has a weird tone that makes everything almost flat and old. She looks like Chris Kattan doing Antonio Bandaras trying to look sexy and lure the ladies....it's not a good look. This is horrid. Next- I hate her tone- it sounds awful. What the hell was Kara talking about- she had a country twang the whole time
Casey- I don't love the song but he sounds really great doing it. It was a good choice for him because he sings it well.
Didi- of all the songs in the world this is what you chose!?!?!? This is horrid!!! So boring!! Next
Siobhan- what the hell is with her glasses?!!? Seriously there is something seriously wrong with this girl- I can't handle her. And I hate the song. Again. God these songs suck- does no one have any taste?!!? What the hell is she Sanjaya?!? What the hell is up with her hair?! Oh christ did she skunk it?!? Is it 1997!? Did I miss something!? CHRIST SHE IS SCATTING!! AND she decided to scream because she seems to think that is "SINGING". I HATE HER!! That was atrocious
Lee- ok I hate the song. What the hell kind of song choice was this? And the necklace is horrid
Paige- Jesus Christ what the hell is happening here!?!? Her horrid breathiness, her lack of enunciation, the weird arrangement, the fact that she is completely off key- this is one of the worst things i've ever seen. She isn't hitting the right notes or belting out the right notes.
Tim- ok this is such a simple song but he is singing it well. And he's performing it. He is going nowhere- he's not the best but he's cute.
Aaron- oh god I hate this song. Who the hell rolled up his sleeves like that?!!? That looks soooo bad!!! Actually this was a good song choice for him- he sounds good doing it. Oh and turn the collar down...and too much denim! Hate the styling but appreciate the kid can sing
Oh look there's Miley's fame whoring mom
Crystal- oh god poor girl has to pretend she wants to listen to Miley Cyrus. SERIOUSLY- you god Miley to sign with Melissa Etheridge!?!?!? What the hell? Of course she is amazing- she kicks all these peoples asses. Christ this girl is fast- she sped it up and was amazing.
Mike- oh god does someone out there hate me? What have I done to deserve this torture?! I HATE THIS SONG!! I cannot listen!!! Next
Andrew- jesus christ another horrible song choice. And you don't know the freakin lyrics- I know the goddamn lyrics and I hate it!!
Katie- she has a good voice but she has a weird tone that makes everything almost flat and old. She looks like Chris Kattan doing Antonio Bandaras trying to look sexy and lure the ladies....it's not a good look. This is horrid. Next- I hate her tone- it sounds awful. What the hell was Kara talking about- she had a country twang the whole time
Casey- I don't love the song but he sounds really great doing it. It was a good choice for him because he sings it well.
Didi- of all the songs in the world this is what you chose!?!?!? This is horrid!!! So boring!! Next
Siobhan- what the hell is with her glasses?!!? Seriously there is something seriously wrong with this girl- I can't handle her. And I hate the song. Again. God these songs suck- does no one have any taste?!!? What the hell is she Sanjaya?!? What the hell is up with her hair?! Oh christ did she skunk it?!? Is it 1997!? Did I miss something!? CHRIST SHE IS SCATTING!! AND she decided to scream because she seems to think that is "SINGING". I HATE HER!! That was atrocious
Monday, March 22, 2010
Dancing with the Stars
What the hell is wrong with today? How the hell is Kate Gosselin the biggest celebrity. Bow down to Brenda fucking Walsh bitches!!
OH GOD!! Why the hell does Evan Lysecek always always use an entire tube of Brilcream whenever he goes on tv.
Oh look Vienna is getting more air time- and she brought Gia along to help encourage her famewhoring
Oh god Chad Ochocinco- this guy is very hot yet is SUCH a huge tool! He legally changed his name to Ochocinco because his jersey was 85....but that is not the translation!! What a retard!! Cheryl Burke is growing out her hair yet it still looks horrid. Is it the retard bangs that make it so bad? Like the rest of the football players he is a good dancer.
Again- bow down bitches!! Oh yuck she is with Mark Ballas- this guy annoys the hell out of me. Ok she looks terrified and is showing it on her face everytime she messes up. Own it and she these bitches how it's done!! Question- what is it about her that just makes me swear a lot?! Is that an anchor tattoo on her leg? Oh god that is such a drunken sailor tat!! She was probably with one at the time!
Erin Andrews- oh someone else who I have no idea who she is. But she gets to dance with that sexy bitch Maxim!! Christ I love him!! She just gets to be on here because she got a stalker. I guess you have to be infamous and not just famous to be on here. And what is up with all the huge breasts out there- first Shannon now this girl. Are they trying to compete with Pam Anderson? Side note- I'm thrilled Max is back in my life! Oh I love her bracelets. Too bad this girl probably won't have a fan base so Max will leave soon.
Oh and here's Jake. Today Melanie said she hopes he goes home- HAHA!! He is such a loser! Do we all remember his horribly awkward dance in St. Lucia!? This should be bad! Oh a Viennese Waltz- how long until we here some dumbass reference to the fact that his fiancee is named Vienna? Oh and they are showing him upset- what a way to get votes! A peach bowtie- really!? Just looking at him he is so ridiculously good looking- he just needs to do a lot of Blue Steele expressions and never talk abain for me to be thrilled. I always think that men have an advantage in this program because they really don't have to do anything and their partners make them look good. Did he just drop her? Is that Ed- he is here milking this too?!
Niecy Nash- I've seen her on some E! programs and I think she is pretty funny. She is having fun with this- I think she could be good this season. She has that I just don't give a shit attitude that you need.
Evan Lysecek- I CAN"T HANDLE THE BRILCREAM!! WHen he just leaves his hair alone it's not horrible. Well she has an advantage of winning since he's a figure skater and he has years of training. Oh look a beaver landing in Vancouver- it reminds me of my trip!! We did a site seeing tour in one! Oh I'm turning in a different direction...what the hell are you- Zoolander!? Can you not turn left!? Like that is a major challenge!
Buzz Aldrin- what the hell are you thinking!?!? Oh my god my eyes!! What the hell has your wife done to her face?!!? They brought this Ashley girl back but got rid of Karina- I wonder who she pissed off to get replaced. Dance for the stars? Oh god that can get old. Oh god this is painful- I mean bless his heart for trying but come on. He can hardly move.
Pussycat Doll Nicole- what a horribly staged singing moment. Oh Nicole and Derek are totally going to get it on. And they have such an unfair advantage- she is a dancer! That is her profession!
Aidan Turner- who the hell is this guy?! And he is not that attractive to me- I don't really enjoy the whole tangerine look! Oh look Edyta has found another way took naked on this show. An entirely sheer outfit with a few fringes....family friendly television at it's best! HAHA! Actually it's better than violence I guess. This guy will be one of the first to go- I mean who the hell is he. And he's all hunched- not great.
Kate Gosselin- for the love of god do not vote for her. I mean I admit I used to watch the show but it is definitely time for her to go away. I don't care what you do with your life as long as you are honest- I have more respect for the Rock of Love hos than Kate Gosselin. She is always putting on a show and it's just an act. She just lies about everything. If she just lets her bitch out and stop with the average mom shit I may like her again. Oh Jesus here comes the for all the moms shit. Ok send her home. That outfit is sooo unflattering on her! And her skin is the same colour of orange!
Pamela Anderson- oh I sere who her beauty idol was growing up- you can see it with Auntie Vi's makeup. Who the hell is this Damian guy. Pam- you are forgetting all of your stripping experience. Of course you've danced before. Just watching her makes me feel like I have to go for a bath. She is soooo dirty!! She actually looked a billion times better during the rehearsal footage when her face was cleaned off. Of course she had to rip off this guys clothes. Her boobs don't look as ginormous as they once were- I think she had them redone
Ok that Aidan will probably go
OH GOD!! Why the hell does Evan Lysecek always always use an entire tube of Brilcream whenever he goes on tv.
Oh look Vienna is getting more air time- and she brought Gia along to help encourage her famewhoring
Oh god Chad Ochocinco- this guy is very hot yet is SUCH a huge tool! He legally changed his name to Ochocinco because his jersey was 85....but that is not the translation!! What a retard!! Cheryl Burke is growing out her hair yet it still looks horrid. Is it the retard bangs that make it so bad? Like the rest of the football players he is a good dancer.
Again- bow down bitches!! Oh yuck she is with Mark Ballas- this guy annoys the hell out of me. Ok she looks terrified and is showing it on her face everytime she messes up. Own it and she these bitches how it's done!! Question- what is it about her that just makes me swear a lot?! Is that an anchor tattoo on her leg? Oh god that is such a drunken sailor tat!! She was probably with one at the time!
Erin Andrews- oh someone else who I have no idea who she is. But she gets to dance with that sexy bitch Maxim!! Christ I love him!! She just gets to be on here because she got a stalker. I guess you have to be infamous and not just famous to be on here. And what is up with all the huge breasts out there- first Shannon now this girl. Are they trying to compete with Pam Anderson? Side note- I'm thrilled Max is back in my life! Oh I love her bracelets. Too bad this girl probably won't have a fan base so Max will leave soon.
Oh and here's Jake. Today Melanie said she hopes he goes home- HAHA!! He is such a loser! Do we all remember his horribly awkward dance in St. Lucia!? This should be bad! Oh a Viennese Waltz- how long until we here some dumbass reference to the fact that his fiancee is named Vienna? Oh and they are showing him upset- what a way to get votes! A peach bowtie- really!? Just looking at him he is so ridiculously good looking- he just needs to do a lot of Blue Steele expressions and never talk abain for me to be thrilled. I always think that men have an advantage in this program because they really don't have to do anything and their partners make them look good. Did he just drop her? Is that Ed- he is here milking this too?!
Niecy Nash- I've seen her on some E! programs and I think she is pretty funny. She is having fun with this- I think she could be good this season. She has that I just don't give a shit attitude that you need.
Evan Lysecek- I CAN"T HANDLE THE BRILCREAM!! WHen he just leaves his hair alone it's not horrible. Well she has an advantage of winning since he's a figure skater and he has years of training. Oh look a beaver landing in Vancouver- it reminds me of my trip!! We did a site seeing tour in one! Oh I'm turning in a different direction...what the hell are you- Zoolander!? Can you not turn left!? Like that is a major challenge!
Buzz Aldrin- what the hell are you thinking!?!? Oh my god my eyes!! What the hell has your wife done to her face?!!? They brought this Ashley girl back but got rid of Karina- I wonder who she pissed off to get replaced. Dance for the stars? Oh god that can get old. Oh god this is painful- I mean bless his heart for trying but come on. He can hardly move.
Pussycat Doll Nicole- what a horribly staged singing moment. Oh Nicole and Derek are totally going to get it on. And they have such an unfair advantage- she is a dancer! That is her profession!
Aidan Turner- who the hell is this guy?! And he is not that attractive to me- I don't really enjoy the whole tangerine look! Oh look Edyta has found another way took naked on this show. An entirely sheer outfit with a few fringes....family friendly television at it's best! HAHA! Actually it's better than violence I guess. This guy will be one of the first to go- I mean who the hell is he. And he's all hunched- not great.
Kate Gosselin- for the love of god do not vote for her. I mean I admit I used to watch the show but it is definitely time for her to go away. I don't care what you do with your life as long as you are honest- I have more respect for the Rock of Love hos than Kate Gosselin. She is always putting on a show and it's just an act. She just lies about everything. If she just lets her bitch out and stop with the average mom shit I may like her again. Oh Jesus here comes the for all the moms shit. Ok send her home. That outfit is sooo unflattering on her! And her skin is the same colour of orange!
Pamela Anderson- oh I sere who her beauty idol was growing up- you can see it with Auntie Vi's makeup. Who the hell is this Damian guy. Pam- you are forgetting all of your stripping experience. Of course you've danced before. Just watching her makes me feel like I have to go for a bath. She is soooo dirty!! She actually looked a billion times better during the rehearsal footage when her face was cleaned off. Of course she had to rip off this guys clothes. Her boobs don't look as ginormous as they once were- I think she had them redone
Ok that Aidan will probably go
Sunday, March 21, 2010
Thin Ice
This weekend I watched a television show called Thin Ice and let me tell you- it had huge potential but was horrid. What ruined it- Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Girl is a tool and can hardly read- who the hell decided to make her a host?!!?!? About 10 years ago there was a different figure skating show on every weekend- it was all over the place. There is definitely a market for this but involving a complete inappealing hostess like that could not have attracted viewers. All they needed was Kurt Browning. It could have come back and found an audience but she made the whole thing WAY too awkward. Why the hell does this girl keep getting jobs- she's horrid!
The Book of Negroes
I just finished the Book of Negroes and let me tell you I am highly recommending it. It is one of the first books I've read on the African slave trade and it was incredibly informative and obviously quite disturbing. But beyond that it was well written and well researched. I always love reading any historical novel that can teach me about the period and this was no exception. I have to admit there were definitely times in the first 100 pages where I wanted to put the book in the freezer because it was so incredibly disturbing but I pushed through and it was well worth it. A great read.
Plus fun side note- my great grandfather's grandfather was a man named William Wilberforce and he abolished the slave trade in Britain. He is a character in this book which I very much appreciated.
Sunday, March 14, 2010
The Book Thief
I had heard nothing but rave reviews for this book and had been meaning to read it for a while. It was fantastic- such a great read! It is considered youth lit but it is great for anyone. It is the story of a young girl in Nazi Germany and is heartwarming, charming, and incredibly tragic. It is very well written and the author made a very interesting choice for the narrator...Death. It is written in a unique style and is a very quick read- don't be intimidated by the size of the book.
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Survivor
I still think it's great what JT did last week- it really was the best move
Dragon slayer chi!? This guy is insufferable. But it is interesting that Russell isn't participating. He really isn't playing this game well- he has to be careful.
Ok Colby that with that chocolate was insufferable- just eat the stupid piece of chocolate.
Why don't they put Colby in the challenge for James?
We all know I have a sweet tooth but how many cakes and cookies can you eat?!
I'm glad that Rob is saying they have to flush out the idol- they need to vote for Parvati and Rob
I think that Russell thinks that the idol is more powerful than it is. If Coach switches over actually I would love it- let's see how his integrity goes. Yup he's a big enough douche to switch over
As much as I liked Russell on the last season I have always been on team Rob
I want the heroes to win because Russell can go home. But once they have the pieces Rob will kick ass. That puzzle really wasn`t hard- there were huge simple pictures!
Rupert is playing a super bad game this time- he is so against Tom and not playing for the team
These people are retarded- why would they vote out Tom when he is a strong player!
JT what the hell- why didn`t you vote for James- that was such a dumb move because he was good in challenges. Amanda and James are retards- how people justify keeping them baffles me.
Dragon slayer chi!? This guy is insufferable. But it is interesting that Russell isn't participating. He really isn't playing this game well- he has to be careful.
Ok Colby that with that chocolate was insufferable- just eat the stupid piece of chocolate.
Why don't they put Colby in the challenge for James?
We all know I have a sweet tooth but how many cakes and cookies can you eat?!
I'm glad that Rob is saying they have to flush out the idol- they need to vote for Parvati and Rob
I think that Russell thinks that the idol is more powerful than it is. If Coach switches over actually I would love it- let's see how his integrity goes. Yup he's a big enough douche to switch over
As much as I liked Russell on the last season I have always been on team Rob
I want the heroes to win because Russell can go home. But once they have the pieces Rob will kick ass. That puzzle really wasn`t hard- there were huge simple pictures!
Rupert is playing a super bad game this time- he is so against Tom and not playing for the team
These people are retarded- why would they vote out Tom when he is a strong player!
JT what the hell- why didn`t you vote for James- that was such a dumb move because he was good in challenges. Amanda and James are retards- how people justify keeping them baffles me.
American Idol- Results
It is not shocking that Didi made it- she was really good this week
Siobhan- although she's super weird she will make it- yup she did
Well they are bringing Paige and Katelyn up- I think Paige will be the one going home. Oh I'm wrong Katelyn is going home. I am SHOCKED that Paige made it after that HORRIBLE rendition of Smile. She's the only black female...is that why?
Well they are going to the guys- for the love of god let it be Todrick going home. Of course Casey made it- look at him!! And of course Tim did- he did a great job last night. Let it be Todrick going!! YES!! Thanks god!
Crystal- of course she's going through- she's by far the best! It's interesting that no one went to hug her...
See Mike is going and connecting with everyone but Crystal still looks weird- is she sick again?
I can't believe Lacey made it- she's awful- and look Paige went of her way to go hug her...what is up with Crystal and the others
I'm surprised Aaron made it since he is so awkward but the young ones like him
I think Andrew will be going- the Genie in a Bottle gimmick didn't work. It's Aaron going home- I'm shocked.
Ok Katie and Lilly- I'd like to see LIlly go because she is so odd but Katie has made really bad song choices. And it is Lilly going home and she looks completely shocked. Well this performance is reminding me why she should be going home- she's awful
Siobhan- although she's super weird she will make it- yup she did
Well they are bringing Paige and Katelyn up- I think Paige will be the one going home. Oh I'm wrong Katelyn is going home. I am SHOCKED that Paige made it after that HORRIBLE rendition of Smile. She's the only black female...is that why?
Well they are going to the guys- for the love of god let it be Todrick going home. Of course Casey made it- look at him!! And of course Tim did- he did a great job last night. Let it be Todrick going!! YES!! Thanks god!
Crystal- of course she's going through- she's by far the best! It's interesting that no one went to hug her...
See Mike is going and connecting with everyone but Crystal still looks weird- is she sick again?
I can't believe Lacey made it- she's awful- and look Paige went of her way to go hug her...what is up with Crystal and the others
I'm surprised Aaron made it since he is so awkward but the young ones like him
I think Andrew will be going- the Genie in a Bottle gimmick didn't work. It's Aaron going home- I'm shocked.
Ok Katie and Lilly- I'd like to see LIlly go because she is so odd but Katie has made really bad song choices. And it is Lilly going home and she looks completely shocked. Well this performance is reminding me why she should be going home- she's awful
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
American Idol
Lee- seriously? Fireflies!? I would think this song is way too lame for a guy like this. He should be doing Mrs Jones or something like that. Actually this is a much better version of the song.
Alex- ok this is a very good choice for his voice. This sounds like him- I can't believe that he still had this mullet. And I think he needs the guitar because he never knows what to do with his hands
Tim- oh poor Tim. He is always ripped apart. OH JESUS!! This is one of my favorite songs of all time and KD Lang just did an absolutely spectacular version at the olympics. I do like his voice and when he holds notes but he is almost flippant. He has a weird grin and doesn't seem to understand the lyrics. Ok his best but don't like what he did to the song because I'm a purist
Andrew- is he seriously doing Genie in a Bottle!?!?! I think he wants another youtube song. This is weird and the last syllable of every sentence is dropping off
Casey- I have no idea what this song is but it is putting me to sleep. This is another guy who could do Mrs. JOnes....or some old school Pearl Jam. OH- he should do Temple of the Dog or Jeremy- that would be amazing!
Aaron- this just seems really shaky to me. I have no idea what this song is either. Ok now I now it. He is definitely a country guy and incredibly awkward but with work will be good
Todrick- OH GOD!! MAKE IT STOP!!! Who the hell let him sing Queen?!!?!? I mean especially after Glee did it so fantastic. I HATE falsetto! And when his voice is low it's not strong enough for this song- kid is NOT Freddie Mercury. I really hate he goes home
Mike- jesus more falsetto. Ok this isn't for me at all.
Ok going home- Todrick and Alex but maybe Andrew
Alex- ok this is a very good choice for his voice. This sounds like him- I can't believe that he still had this mullet. And I think he needs the guitar because he never knows what to do with his hands
Tim- oh poor Tim. He is always ripped apart. OH JESUS!! This is one of my favorite songs of all time and KD Lang just did an absolutely spectacular version at the olympics. I do like his voice and when he holds notes but he is almost flippant. He has a weird grin and doesn't seem to understand the lyrics. Ok his best but don't like what he did to the song because I'm a purist
Andrew- is he seriously doing Genie in a Bottle!?!?! I think he wants another youtube song. This is weird and the last syllable of every sentence is dropping off
Casey- I have no idea what this song is but it is putting me to sleep. This is another guy who could do Mrs. JOnes....or some old school Pearl Jam. OH- he should do Temple of the Dog or Jeremy- that would be amazing!
Aaron- this just seems really shaky to me. I have no idea what this song is either. Ok now I now it. He is definitely a country guy and incredibly awkward but with work will be good
Todrick- OH GOD!! MAKE IT STOP!!! Who the hell let him sing Queen?!!?!? I mean especially after Glee did it so fantastic. I HATE falsetto! And when his voice is low it's not strong enough for this song- kid is NOT Freddie Mercury. I really hate he goes home
Mike- jesus more falsetto. Ok this isn't for me at all.
Ok going home- Todrick and Alex but maybe Andrew
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Video of the Day
I really have to start watching Jimmy Kimmel more often- he makes the best video clips!! I love when Lenny Kravitz sings!
American Idol
Katie- ok I think Breakaway could be a good choice for her. I love this song but this girl just can't seem to sing a fun song. This isn't a good key for her- it's too low.
BTW I really appreciate that they just jumped into it and there were no photo montages
Siobhan- she is a good singer. I know that people will praise her for going accoustic but I actually think at times it's easier to sing that way- people can't tell if you are off key! I mean she's good but it is such a depressing song- why don't people sing fun songs?!
Lacey- oh god is she still there!? Oh god those high notes are super painful. Here she goes all over the place- this is super weird! And what the hell is this song!?!? She has to go this week
Katelyn- ok time to jazz this up and make it a bit more Martika-esque. I mean I do love the song and at least you are just singing the song and are having a bit of fun but it should be peppier.
Didi- ok this is a much better person singing Stevie Nicks- Lacey was horrid. This is such a great song. She needs to speed it up though- it is getting a bit too slow and dragging.
Paige- oh jesus not smile. Someone watched Glee but honey you are no Rachel! This whispery non enunciating thing of hers makes me batty! I hope she goes home too. Next.
Crystal- oh Tracy Chapman excellent! What a fantastic song!! Ok she is so much better than everyone. This is fantastic! Look at Katelyn watching her- she is writhing with jealousy. This girl should win- by far the best in the competition.
Lilly- ok she is another one who I can't stand. When she does that wide crazy joker grin while singing I want to smack her. And she always does this weird shit- not for me
Ok so Paige and Lacey have to go home but I'd be ok with Lilly going home too
BTW I really appreciate that they just jumped into it and there were no photo montages
Siobhan- she is a good singer. I know that people will praise her for going accoustic but I actually think at times it's easier to sing that way- people can't tell if you are off key! I mean she's good but it is such a depressing song- why don't people sing fun songs?!
Lacey- oh god is she still there!? Oh god those high notes are super painful. Here she goes all over the place- this is super weird! And what the hell is this song!?!? She has to go this week
Katelyn- ok time to jazz this up and make it a bit more Martika-esque. I mean I do love the song and at least you are just singing the song and are having a bit of fun but it should be peppier.
Didi- ok this is a much better person singing Stevie Nicks- Lacey was horrid. This is such a great song. She needs to speed it up though- it is getting a bit too slow and dragging.
Paige- oh jesus not smile. Someone watched Glee but honey you are no Rachel! This whispery non enunciating thing of hers makes me batty! I hope she goes home too. Next.
Crystal- oh Tracy Chapman excellent! What a fantastic song!! Ok she is so much better than everyone. This is fantastic! Look at Katelyn watching her- she is writhing with jealousy. This girl should win- by far the best in the competition.
Lilly- ok she is another one who I can't stand. When she does that wide crazy joker grin while singing I want to smack her. And she always does this weird shit- not for me
Ok so Paige and Lacey have to go home but I'd be ok with Lilly going home too
Monday, March 8, 2010
The Bachelor Wedding
Seriously- I can't believe I'm watching this shit. I strongly dislike this couple- especially Jason. He's a tard- a massive massive douche
God he still has that dumbass look on his face. He looks like and is such a tool
I mean if ABC offered to pay for my wedding I would agree to it also but I can't believe they are popular enough for this
Oh christ here comes the annoying child again- so annoying. Molly you are too good for this shit
Of course everyone hated you Jason- you're an ass!!
Oh god previous couples. Well I guess Canadian Jillian has gone to the states
Jesus Christ Trista is still as annoying as she ever was!!! The girl still does baby talk...and not just to her babies. Plus she has early 90s thin-ass mom bangs- not attractive
Neil Lane must have an exclusive contract with the bachelor- here he is again. Ok her ring is gorgeous- so freakin jealous
Ok the cake is gorgeous. I'm jealous again....they are going to get such an amazing wedding based on absolutely nothing as he has no redeeming qualities
Yes Jason you are doing this in Vegas because you thought it would be fun...it has nothing to do with the production by ABC!! Like this loser could afford this
Why would the bride be the only dancing- that is so boring. They should all be dancing.
The fountain at the Bellagio is the most romantic spot in the world? This girl has to travel more
Oh look at them promoting the Macy's website- that was just oh so natural.
These recaps are super painful to watch. And their loud kissing is disgusting
Ok this might be the worst wedding planner ever- they didn't have an indoor backup plan!?
Oh and it's Ken Paves with gross fake hair- bring on the tacky!
Thank god the mother put her foot down and the kid is no longer on camera- that's a good thing! But why was he in the montage at the beginning?
They all get trips and Manolo Blahniks!?!? Seriously ABC you cancelled Pushing Daisies but are paying for this shit??!!?!?!?
Oh and Jason is crying- shocking. What a loser
Oh god Trista and Ryan are there and she is speaking in a baby voice to Chris Harrison- she is trying to infuriate me. And the bangs are soo horrid!! Soooo bad!
OMG!!! Deanna is dating the twin!! That is sooo funny! I guess Jesse didn't work but she stuck with the Bachelor connections. They are good friends with Jason and Molly!? I'm sure they hang out all the time...
I want a clear umbrella sooo badly!!
Ed and Jillian- I think we have already seen her in this outfit
I'm wondering what is happening with Mary and Byron- they are the ones that intrigue me after the beatdown she gave him! Ok I just googled it and I guess they broke up...
There is Jesse- he was at the winter Olympics?! I love that they have invited all these bachelor people- it's all their most intimate friends.
The seats are very cute but won't be fun in Winter.
Oh look Charlie and Sarah- I'm sure they are super great friends with the happy couble
I HATE BOUTONNIERES!! Seriously- who thinks those look nice?! Are we 15 and going to formal?!
Most anticipated weddings of all time- seriously!?!? Oh yeah it's right up there with Charles and Di...
Oh and Pachelbel's cannon to add to the cheesefest
Oh Jesus now it's the loser from American Idol singing a horrid version of Somewhere over the Rainbow on a ukelele- are they purposely bringing out everyone I hate?!
Oh god the bouquet and dress are way too much. And the makeup is HORRID!! There is like 12000 pounds of it!!
THEY RELEASED DOVES?!?!!? Those poor birds being trapped for these losers
Look how soaked they are! Why aren't people bringing them umbrellas?!!? Seriously- worst wedding planner ever!! Why didn't they cover the gazebo when it started raining!? These people are retarded!!
She is still in the same dress after all that rain!?!? And they didn't fix her hair?!?!? What the hell happened to Ken Paves
God he still has that dumbass look on his face. He looks like and is such a tool
I mean if ABC offered to pay for my wedding I would agree to it also but I can't believe they are popular enough for this
Oh christ here comes the annoying child again- so annoying. Molly you are too good for this shit
Of course everyone hated you Jason- you're an ass!!
Oh god previous couples. Well I guess Canadian Jillian has gone to the states
Jesus Christ Trista is still as annoying as she ever was!!! The girl still does baby talk...and not just to her babies. Plus she has early 90s thin-ass mom bangs- not attractive
Neil Lane must have an exclusive contract with the bachelor- here he is again. Ok her ring is gorgeous- so freakin jealous
Ok the cake is gorgeous. I'm jealous again....they are going to get such an amazing wedding based on absolutely nothing as he has no redeeming qualities
Yes Jason you are doing this in Vegas because you thought it would be fun...it has nothing to do with the production by ABC!! Like this loser could afford this
Why would the bride be the only dancing- that is so boring. They should all be dancing.
The fountain at the Bellagio is the most romantic spot in the world? This girl has to travel more
Oh look at them promoting the Macy's website- that was just oh so natural.
These recaps are super painful to watch. And their loud kissing is disgusting
Ok this might be the worst wedding planner ever- they didn't have an indoor backup plan!?
Oh and it's Ken Paves with gross fake hair- bring on the tacky!
Thank god the mother put her foot down and the kid is no longer on camera- that's a good thing! But why was he in the montage at the beginning?
They all get trips and Manolo Blahniks!?!? Seriously ABC you cancelled Pushing Daisies but are paying for this shit??!!?!?!?
Oh and Jason is crying- shocking. What a loser
Oh god Trista and Ryan are there and she is speaking in a baby voice to Chris Harrison- she is trying to infuriate me. And the bangs are soo horrid!! Soooo bad!
OMG!!! Deanna is dating the twin!! That is sooo funny! I guess Jesse didn't work but she stuck with the Bachelor connections. They are good friends with Jason and Molly!? I'm sure they hang out all the time...
I want a clear umbrella sooo badly!!
Ed and Jillian- I think we have already seen her in this outfit
I'm wondering what is happening with Mary and Byron- they are the ones that intrigue me after the beatdown she gave him! Ok I just googled it and I guess they broke up...
There is Jesse- he was at the winter Olympics?! I love that they have invited all these bachelor people- it's all their most intimate friends.
The seats are very cute but won't be fun in Winter.
Oh look Charlie and Sarah- I'm sure they are super great friends with the happy couble
I HATE BOUTONNIERES!! Seriously- who thinks those look nice?! Are we 15 and going to formal?!
Most anticipated weddings of all time- seriously!?!? Oh yeah it's right up there with Charles and Di...
Oh and Pachelbel's cannon to add to the cheesefest
Oh Jesus now it's the loser from American Idol singing a horrid version of Somewhere over the Rainbow on a ukelele- are they purposely bringing out everyone I hate?!
Oh god the bouquet and dress are way too much. And the makeup is HORRID!! There is like 12000 pounds of it!!
THEY RELEASED DOVES?!?!!? Those poor birds being trapped for these losers
Look how soaked they are! Why aren't people bringing them umbrellas?!!? Seriously- worst wedding planner ever!! Why didn't they cover the gazebo when it started raining!? These people are retarded!!
She is still in the same dress after all that rain!?!? And they didn't fix her hair?!?!? What the hell happened to Ken Paves
Sunday, March 7, 2010
The Oscars
Alright here it is- the main event. I am so excited to see Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin host. I am just starting to appreciate the genius of Alec Baldwin (thank god the Baldwins haven't been bombed again) but Steve Martin...he's a legend in my home. I was raised with a fine appreciation for his work. And I would love to one day pick out a thermos for him.
Oh I like this Actress and Actor part. Colin Firth you are such a sexy sexy beast!!! I heart you!!
Look at Gabby posing- she rocks!
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!! I'm so glad they got him to sing and dance- I love what he has become!! It's why Warren Beatty stayed in bed- that's AMAZING!!!!
Biggest pair since Dolly Parton- so cute!! OH GOD I LOVE HIM SOOOO MUCH!!!!! And I love that Jeff Bridges can do that whistling thing.
Oh look it's Melanie Griffith- at least they kept her off the carpet so she wouldn't scare the children
I'm wondering how Robert Downey Jr. scored a front row seat when he isn't nominated
Captain Von Trapp again- love him!!
That Damn Helen Mirren was a cute job
HE JUST REFERENCED BEING BORN A POOR BLACK CHILD!!!! I almost fell off my chair with excitement!
Why does George Clooney look so angry being pointed out!?
Love the Christoph reference to finding jews
Taylor Lautner looks so confused- he is such a tool
Alright Best Supporting Actor- it will probably be Christoph Waltz but it could go to Christopher Plummer- in this category they sometimes go with the sentimental favorite. And it was Christoph Waltz- he seems like such a nice guy
Is Luna Lovegood the voice of the blonde cartoon character? It looks like her
I think Up has this in the bag. Of course- it was the one nominated for Best Picture
Two young actresses who have no idea who they are- awesome. Oh god Amanda Seyfried is way too go for dumbass Cyrus. I do think Amada's dress is very pretty and love the top- it's just very bug. Oh god Miley you are soooo annoying in such an inappropriate dress!!
Of course it was T Bone Burnett for best song- not a surprise.
I don't love Tina Fey's dress but I love her hair and like the hair. The glasses are interesting with the blue lenses. Ok this is a super cute segment. Although is it just me or did he look like Patrick Dempsey with the hair
Ok I think Quentin Tarantino will win best screenplay. Nope the Hurt Locker- I hope thought it was the only award he might win. This might mean it won't get best picture.
MOLLY RINGWALD!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!!! Was this show written for me!?!??! Ok loving the John Hughes montage- it represents me. DUCKIE!!!!!!! DUCKIE!!!!!!! Ok I loved that. JESUS CHRIST!!! DUCKIE!!!! Yes I know that he is on two and a half man but really he will always be Duckie. Why do they all have to help Molly Ringwald? Look at Michael C Hall- what the hell happened to his face?!!? Jesus what the hell happened to Judd Nelson!?!? That is why drugs are bad!! Oh Danke Schein- that was cute.
What the hell is Zoe Saldana wearing!?!?!!? That is HORRIBLE!!! HORRIBLE!!
Why the hell is that woman on the stage during the documentary short?!!? This guy looks so confused?!!? And he looks pissed she is talking
At least they aren't doing the acceptance speech in the audience anymore- that was insulting
Ok Ben Stiller that is pretty cute!! I like when he does spoofs. Actually it wasn't as funny when he started talking...he could have done way more with that
Precious won best adapted screenplay- I'm shocked. I thought for sure it would go to Jason Reitman. Where is Oprah?! Ok this writer is horrible at giving speeches- he hasn't thanked anyone from the movie
It was the highlight of her life- it should be Queen Latifah getting to work with Steve Martin
Interesting that they now do the honorary oscars in a special ceremony. It's probably a good idea as they will get more attention
He is doing Best Supporting Actress?!? Who won last year that is supposed to be there!?!? Ok just saw it was Heath Ledger- this makes sense. Ok Monique has this in the bag. Wow she got a standing ovation- this movie may win since they all seem to love it
Did anyone else notice that Tom Ford just took a step away from Sarah Jessica Parker? I love watching him- he is so egotistical I love it!!
I can't believe these twilight losers are here- get the riff raff off the stage. Kristen Stewart looks awkward and is shaking and moving and fidgeting- so awkward. And please like their movie is a horror- it's the lamest vampire concept the world has ever known. I can't believe the academy succombs to the pressure of the dumbasses who think it's a good movie
I adore the dress that the statue girl is wearing- it's beautiful
Wow the hurt locker is kicking ass- I thought all of these technical awards would go to Avatar
Shit with that music I thought it might be Elizabeth Taylor and a real movie star. Instead it's Elizabeth Banks who I've only really enjoyed on television- loved her as the drunk on Modern Family
John Travolta- didn't expect to see him
Ok Steve Martin's introductions are just killing me. He is by far my favorite Oscar host ever- I think that he is great alone but this is good for me too
Why the fuck did Demi Moore just do such a dramatic entrance!? Why did she wait so long to walk- hello no one cares
Oh god the In Memoriam- I always cry. Jesus they added James Taylor- are they trying to kill me?!!? Brittany Murphy still saddens me- she was so tragic. Yuck what the hell is Michael Jackson doing there. Oh Natasha Richardson- so sad. I'm glad they ended with Karl Malden
Jason Bateman I heart you!!
The Cove- I have heard really good things about this movie but I'm not sure if I can emotionally handle it. Oh they cut them off because of the sign- interesting! They wanted no politics! That was horribly awkward.
I adore Quentin Tarantino- he just makes me smile
I don't understand the group of people on the stage right now- it doesn't make much sense to me. Ok they are relaying stories...it's odd though...oh Jeff Bridges looks like he's going to cry- too cute!
Interesting that they still play the titanic theme for Kate Winslet. It has to go to Jeff Bridges. I just saw his father on Seinfeld today- his family is classic!!
I'm interested to see who will come to speak about the best actresses- they should bring out a big gun for Meryl Streep. Oh and here is the mighty Oprah!
Why is Forest Whitaker doing Sandra Bullock? Ok he directed her- that makes sense.
Helen Mirren has a tattoo on her hand?!?!?! WHAT?!?!?!? Oh god that is ruining it for me- a dame shouldn't have a tattoo!!!
I would love for Gabourey Sidibe to win because she is just too cute. First her, then Meryl and then Sandra- I just don't think it's a strong enough movie and performance for Sandra to win. Ok I'm crying
Meryl Streep is the best- there is no doubt. Oh it was Sandra Bullock
I love how George Clooney's girlfriend looks pissed off that she has to stand for Sandra Bullock. I agree- you didn't earn it
Ok Sandra Bullock did have a good speech but it would have been such a good moment if Gabourey Sidibe had won
Oh they brought out Streisand for director...therefore they think it might be Kathryn Bigelow. They want a previous nominee to give it to her- it's like when they brought out Coppola, Lucas and Spielberg for Scorcese. I would like to see it be a woman- I admit it. There are two Canadians in the category- interesting!!
And it was a woman! Good for her!
Oh Tom Hanks will be giving Best Picture. I think it will be the Hurt Locker. And it is.
Oh I like this Actress and Actor part. Colin Firth you are such a sexy sexy beast!!! I heart you!!
Look at Gabby posing- she rocks!
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!! I'm so glad they got him to sing and dance- I love what he has become!! It's why Warren Beatty stayed in bed- that's AMAZING!!!!
Biggest pair since Dolly Parton- so cute!! OH GOD I LOVE HIM SOOOO MUCH!!!!! And I love that Jeff Bridges can do that whistling thing.
Oh look it's Melanie Griffith- at least they kept her off the carpet so she wouldn't scare the children
I'm wondering how Robert Downey Jr. scored a front row seat when he isn't nominated
Captain Von Trapp again- love him!!
That Damn Helen Mirren was a cute job
HE JUST REFERENCED BEING BORN A POOR BLACK CHILD!!!! I almost fell off my chair with excitement!
Why does George Clooney look so angry being pointed out!?
Love the Christoph reference to finding jews
Taylor Lautner looks so confused- he is such a tool
Alright Best Supporting Actor- it will probably be Christoph Waltz but it could go to Christopher Plummer- in this category they sometimes go with the sentimental favorite. And it was Christoph Waltz- he seems like such a nice guy
Is Luna Lovegood the voice of the blonde cartoon character? It looks like her
I think Up has this in the bag. Of course- it was the one nominated for Best Picture
Two young actresses who have no idea who they are- awesome. Oh god Amanda Seyfried is way too go for dumbass Cyrus. I do think Amada's dress is very pretty and love the top- it's just very bug. Oh god Miley you are soooo annoying in such an inappropriate dress!!
Of course it was T Bone Burnett for best song- not a surprise.
I don't love Tina Fey's dress but I love her hair and like the hair. The glasses are interesting with the blue lenses. Ok this is a super cute segment. Although is it just me or did he look like Patrick Dempsey with the hair
Ok I think Quentin Tarantino will win best screenplay. Nope the Hurt Locker- I hope thought it was the only award he might win. This might mean it won't get best picture.
MOLLY RINGWALD!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!!! Was this show written for me!?!??! Ok loving the John Hughes montage- it represents me. DUCKIE!!!!!!! DUCKIE!!!!!!! Ok I loved that. JESUS CHRIST!!! DUCKIE!!!! Yes I know that he is on two and a half man but really he will always be Duckie. Why do they all have to help Molly Ringwald? Look at Michael C Hall- what the hell happened to his face?!!? Jesus what the hell happened to Judd Nelson!?!? That is why drugs are bad!! Oh Danke Schein- that was cute.
What the hell is Zoe Saldana wearing!?!?!!? That is HORRIBLE!!! HORRIBLE!!
Why the hell is that woman on the stage during the documentary short?!!? This guy looks so confused?!!? And he looks pissed she is talking
At least they aren't doing the acceptance speech in the audience anymore- that was insulting
Ok Ben Stiller that is pretty cute!! I like when he does spoofs. Actually it wasn't as funny when he started talking...he could have done way more with that
Precious won best adapted screenplay- I'm shocked. I thought for sure it would go to Jason Reitman. Where is Oprah?! Ok this writer is horrible at giving speeches- he hasn't thanked anyone from the movie
It was the highlight of her life- it should be Queen Latifah getting to work with Steve Martin
Interesting that they now do the honorary oscars in a special ceremony. It's probably a good idea as they will get more attention
He is doing Best Supporting Actress?!? Who won last year that is supposed to be there!?!? Ok just saw it was Heath Ledger- this makes sense. Ok Monique has this in the bag. Wow she got a standing ovation- this movie may win since they all seem to love it
Did anyone else notice that Tom Ford just took a step away from Sarah Jessica Parker? I love watching him- he is so egotistical I love it!!
I can't believe these twilight losers are here- get the riff raff off the stage. Kristen Stewart looks awkward and is shaking and moving and fidgeting- so awkward. And please like their movie is a horror- it's the lamest vampire concept the world has ever known. I can't believe the academy succombs to the pressure of the dumbasses who think it's a good movie
I adore the dress that the statue girl is wearing- it's beautiful
Wow the hurt locker is kicking ass- I thought all of these technical awards would go to Avatar
Shit with that music I thought it might be Elizabeth Taylor and a real movie star. Instead it's Elizabeth Banks who I've only really enjoyed on television- loved her as the drunk on Modern Family
John Travolta- didn't expect to see him
Ok Steve Martin's introductions are just killing me. He is by far my favorite Oscar host ever- I think that he is great alone but this is good for me too
Why the fuck did Demi Moore just do such a dramatic entrance!? Why did she wait so long to walk- hello no one cares
Oh god the In Memoriam- I always cry. Jesus they added James Taylor- are they trying to kill me?!!? Brittany Murphy still saddens me- she was so tragic. Yuck what the hell is Michael Jackson doing there. Oh Natasha Richardson- so sad. I'm glad they ended with Karl Malden
Jason Bateman I heart you!!
The Cove- I have heard really good things about this movie but I'm not sure if I can emotionally handle it. Oh they cut them off because of the sign- interesting! They wanted no politics! That was horribly awkward.
I adore Quentin Tarantino- he just makes me smile
I don't understand the group of people on the stage right now- it doesn't make much sense to me. Ok they are relaying stories...it's odd though...oh Jeff Bridges looks like he's going to cry- too cute!
Interesting that they still play the titanic theme for Kate Winslet. It has to go to Jeff Bridges. I just saw his father on Seinfeld today- his family is classic!!
I'm interested to see who will come to speak about the best actresses- they should bring out a big gun for Meryl Streep. Oh and here is the mighty Oprah!
Why is Forest Whitaker doing Sandra Bullock? Ok he directed her- that makes sense.
Helen Mirren has a tattoo on her hand?!?!?! WHAT?!?!?!? Oh god that is ruining it for me- a dame shouldn't have a tattoo!!!
I would love for Gabourey Sidibe to win because she is just too cute. First her, then Meryl and then Sandra- I just don't think it's a strong enough movie and performance for Sandra to win. Ok I'm crying
Meryl Streep is the best- there is no doubt. Oh it was Sandra Bullock
I love how George Clooney's girlfriend looks pissed off that she has to stand for Sandra Bullock. I agree- you didn't earn it
Ok Sandra Bullock did have a good speech but it would have been such a good moment if Gabourey Sidibe had won
Oh they brought out Streisand for director...therefore they think it might be Kathryn Bigelow. They want a previous nominee to give it to her- it's like when they brought out Coppola, Lucas and Spielberg for Scorcese. I would like to see it be a woman- I admit it. There are two Canadians in the category- interesting!!
And it was a woman! Good for her!
Oh Tom Hanks will be giving Best Picture. I think it will be the Hurt Locker. And it is.
Oscars Red Carpet
Who are we kidding- this is the best part of the whole night!!
Ryan Reynolds is looking quite dashing! Loving the bow tie!
I love Jason Reitman- I really hope he wins Best Screnplay because it really was a great movie. If it could get Best Picture I think it would be incredibly deserving
Monique looks beautiful- that's a great colour on her- Ben Mulroney is right. And his husband looks quite adoring. The dress is very flattering
Well the E talk editing isn't great- you see the person wrapping it up
Why aren't they focusing on James Cameron waving the Canadian flag- I mean the boy was born in Northern Ontario!!
What the hell is Nicole Richie doing there!?!? Get rid of the riff raff!!
Where is Lainey- I thought she was doing the red carpet
I love Anna Kendrick's hair but the dress drowns her out. LOVE the ring- I really need big rings!!
Why the hell are they even going to Tanya Kim?!!? She is doing nothing
What the hell is up with Zac Efron's hair?!!? Why is he there?!?
I love Sigourney Weaver and she is very glamorous and regal but I hate the black belt.
Oh I ADORE Vera Farmiga's dress- it's fantastic!! Is it Vera Wang?
I can't believe how old Zoe Kravitz is- I remember the scandal when Lisa Bonet got pregnant!
Oh and Mimi has arrived! Look at her trying to show her leg and shoe. God she always wears necklines that make her look like a refridgerator!
Tina Fey!! Now that's more like it!! Thanks for the Olympic praise!
I am not a fan of Sandra Bullock's dress from what I can see- I don't love the fabric. It's very Hillary Swank
I totally would have never realized that was Tim McGraw if Faith Hill wasn't beside him
Carey Mulligan- I love her hair but she is letting the dress wear her- she needs more confidence and to stand tall. I love the earrings
I still don't get the Jake Gyllenhaal thing- maybe it's the eyebrows that throw me off
Oh and here is Mimi with her umbrella carrier...really his role is just to escort her.
Miley Cyrus- oh god what the hell is she doing there again!! She looks stoned!! I hate the bustier!!!
Why is Amanda Seyfried wearing such a HUGE dress when she isn't nominated? I do like her hair and makeup
Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a 74 year old 12 time divorcee! I can't believe how grey Ferris Bueller is. Her dress is horrid
Kathryn Bigelow is so statuesque.
What the hell is on Charlize's breasts?!?! That is horrid!!
Matt Damon seems like such a nice guy- I love him
Gabby Sidibe- good for her for just being herself
What is Jennifer Lopez doing there posing so hard- is she still relevant!?
I appreciate that George's girlfriend is covering her tattoo with the wrap- there is nothing nastier that an arm tattoo in a gown
And there is Meryl- I adore her. And it will renew my faith in the system if she wins over Sandra Bullock's Erin Brockovich performance
Look it's Robert Duvall- all the rumours that he is on his death bed look at him coming otu
Jeff Bridges just seems like a really cool guy.
Kristen Stewart is there too? The idiots must be screaming for her
Vera Farmiga is wearing Marchesa- it's gorgeous.
I would love to see Woody Harrelson win- his speech would be amazing
I have to say I prefer Ben Mulroney to Ryan Seacrest- he is much more polite
Look at Robert Downey Jr.'s bowtie! That's fantastic!!
Alright Robin Thicke time to talk about Kirkland Lake on the red carpet!!!!! Dammit he needs to mention his KL connection!
Alright I think most of the big stars are gone and it's now the bottom of the barrel with the girl from the Princess and the Pea
Is Lainey wearing a fleece?!!? At the Oscars?!!?
JLo trying to make herself relevant with a huge ass dress when she has nothing to do with anything tonight
And they took away Lainey's dress...what is she doing there?!
Now over to the ABC Coverage:
I like the colour of Penelope Cruz' dress and I love the colour
I like the shape of Maggie Gyllenhaal's dress but hat the fabric- it isn't formal enough
Kathy Ireland looks so awkward in her dress. She is standing at such an odd angle! And the dress is not flattering.
I love that Sherri Shephard congratulates George Clooney by reading the teleprompter- it looks so natural and is such an awkward interviewer
Seeing Sandra Bullock's dress up close does make it look a bit nicer
Where is Oprah- shouldn't she be there?
Helen Mirren and Christopher Plummer- now this is what it is all about. Oh Captain Von Trapp how I adore thee!
Ok ABCs coverage is just horribly embarrasing
I really like Cameron Diaz' dress- love the colour and shine and cut
Kate Winslet looks so pretty and elegant
Ok I'm offended by the idea that Taylor Lautner might be the most famous werewolf...what the hell is that about?! Hello Teen Wolf one Mr. Michael J Fox can kick his ass!!
Ryan Reynolds is looking quite dashing! Loving the bow tie!
I love Jason Reitman- I really hope he wins Best Screnplay because it really was a great movie. If it could get Best Picture I think it would be incredibly deserving
Monique looks beautiful- that's a great colour on her- Ben Mulroney is right. And his husband looks quite adoring. The dress is very flattering
Well the E talk editing isn't great- you see the person wrapping it up
Why aren't they focusing on James Cameron waving the Canadian flag- I mean the boy was born in Northern Ontario!!
What the hell is Nicole Richie doing there!?!? Get rid of the riff raff!!
Where is Lainey- I thought she was doing the red carpet
I love Anna Kendrick's hair but the dress drowns her out. LOVE the ring- I really need big rings!!
Why the hell are they even going to Tanya Kim?!!? She is doing nothing
What the hell is up with Zac Efron's hair?!!? Why is he there?!?
I love Sigourney Weaver and she is very glamorous and regal but I hate the black belt.
Oh I ADORE Vera Farmiga's dress- it's fantastic!! Is it Vera Wang?
I can't believe how old Zoe Kravitz is- I remember the scandal when Lisa Bonet got pregnant!
Oh and Mimi has arrived! Look at her trying to show her leg and shoe. God she always wears necklines that make her look like a refridgerator!
Tina Fey!! Now that's more like it!! Thanks for the Olympic praise!
I am not a fan of Sandra Bullock's dress from what I can see- I don't love the fabric. It's very Hillary Swank
I totally would have never realized that was Tim McGraw if Faith Hill wasn't beside him
Carey Mulligan- I love her hair but she is letting the dress wear her- she needs more confidence and to stand tall. I love the earrings
I still don't get the Jake Gyllenhaal thing- maybe it's the eyebrows that throw me off
Oh and here is Mimi with her umbrella carrier...really his role is just to escort her.
Miley Cyrus- oh god what the hell is she doing there again!! She looks stoned!! I hate the bustier!!!
Why is Amanda Seyfried wearing such a HUGE dress when she isn't nominated? I do like her hair and makeup
Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a 74 year old 12 time divorcee! I can't believe how grey Ferris Bueller is. Her dress is horrid
Kathryn Bigelow is so statuesque.
What the hell is on Charlize's breasts?!?! That is horrid!!
Matt Damon seems like such a nice guy- I love him
Gabby Sidibe- good for her for just being herself
What is Jennifer Lopez doing there posing so hard- is she still relevant!?
I appreciate that George's girlfriend is covering her tattoo with the wrap- there is nothing nastier that an arm tattoo in a gown
And there is Meryl- I adore her. And it will renew my faith in the system if she wins over Sandra Bullock's Erin Brockovich performance
Look it's Robert Duvall- all the rumours that he is on his death bed look at him coming otu
Jeff Bridges just seems like a really cool guy.
Kristen Stewart is there too? The idiots must be screaming for her
Vera Farmiga is wearing Marchesa- it's gorgeous.
I would love to see Woody Harrelson win- his speech would be amazing
I have to say I prefer Ben Mulroney to Ryan Seacrest- he is much more polite
Look at Robert Downey Jr.'s bowtie! That's fantastic!!
Alright Robin Thicke time to talk about Kirkland Lake on the red carpet!!!!! Dammit he needs to mention his KL connection!
Alright I think most of the big stars are gone and it's now the bottom of the barrel with the girl from the Princess and the Pea
Is Lainey wearing a fleece?!!? At the Oscars?!!?
JLo trying to make herself relevant with a huge ass dress when she has nothing to do with anything tonight
And they took away Lainey's dress...what is she doing there?!
Now over to the ABC Coverage:
I like the colour of Penelope Cruz' dress and I love the colour
I like the shape of Maggie Gyllenhaal's dress but hat the fabric- it isn't formal enough
Kathy Ireland looks so awkward in her dress. She is standing at such an odd angle! And the dress is not flattering.
I love that Sherri Shephard congratulates George Clooney by reading the teleprompter- it looks so natural and is such an awkward interviewer
Seeing Sandra Bullock's dress up close does make it look a bit nicer
Where is Oprah- shouldn't she be there?
Helen Mirren and Christopher Plummer- now this is what it is all about. Oh Captain Von Trapp how I adore thee!
Ok ABCs coverage is just horribly embarrasing
I really like Cameron Diaz' dress- love the colour and shine and cut
Kate Winslet looks so pretty and elegant
Ok I'm offended by the idea that Taylor Lautner might be the most famous werewolf...what the hell is that about?! Hello Teen Wolf one Mr. Michael J Fox can kick his ass!!
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Video of the Day
I used to watch this show- I completely forgot about this show! Best part- the random addition of Mr. Belding
Thursday, March 4, 2010
American Idol- Results
Ok for guys I'd like to see Todrick, Jermaine or John go home. And for girls Lacey, Paige or Michelle
Alright John has gone home- I'm ok with that.
Ok down to Jermaine and Andrew. God I hope it is Jermaine and not Andrew although I feel they are doing this as a shock and it will be him. Oh thank god Jermaine is going home! Two of my picks are gone!!
Well Paige is safe- she could have gone home for me.
Of Didi and Michelle I definitely want to see Michelle go home. Yay Didi is safe! God so far I'm great at predicting this
Haeley and Lacey. I definitely want to see Lacey go home. I still feel Haeley has something but she just needs to pick better songs- she needs to go the Taylor Swift cutesy route. Oh and it is Haeley- I would have liked to see her keep going because she is just so cute.
Alright John has gone home- I'm ok with that.
Ok down to Jermaine and Andrew. God I hope it is Jermaine and not Andrew although I feel they are doing this as a shock and it will be him. Oh thank god Jermaine is going home! Two of my picks are gone!!
Well Paige is safe- she could have gone home for me.
Of Didi and Michelle I definitely want to see Michelle go home. Yay Didi is safe! God so far I'm great at predicting this
Haeley and Lacey. I definitely want to see Lacey go home. I still feel Haeley has something but she just needs to pick better songs- she needs to go the Taylor Swift cutesy route. Oh and it is Haeley- I would have liked to see her keep going because she is just so cute.
Survivor
Oh god here goes Coach going on and on about how noble he is- the guy is such a raging idiot. Oh and now he's crying. No one says anything good about you because you are such a retard
Tyson actually just gave coach super good advice- I doubt he'll heed it but it was good.
I like that Rob pulled Coach in and tried to talk to him. It's a good way to build an alliance. Oh god now he's King Arthur...uh huh...
Look at Sears getting some advertising
As much as I like Cirie she really really sucks in the challenges
Courtney looks incredibly ill....I can't believe they let someone that anorexic on this show
Danielle has Tori Spelling gross boobs- the skin is pulling and it's disgusting.
Let's go Colby don't let that loser Tyson beat you.
Russell is a hobbit on crack- haha!! Oh Boston Rob I've missed you!! I do think Russell goes early because he cried at his season finale- I think it's because he did poorly on this season
The heroes are morons- you can't get rid of the strong players at this point. I love Cirie but she's a horrible competititor.
I would love to see JT get rid of Cirie- it would be a big move that will make a difference. But I'm sure he won't want to piss people off. But really they would be better off getting rid of her
Good for you Jeff for making them all look like morons for voting the way they are
Yay JT- it was by far the best move. Love Cirie but she is useless in challenges yet fierce in the game
Tyson actually just gave coach super good advice- I doubt he'll heed it but it was good.
I like that Rob pulled Coach in and tried to talk to him. It's a good way to build an alliance. Oh god now he's King Arthur...uh huh...
Look at Sears getting some advertising
As much as I like Cirie she really really sucks in the challenges
Courtney looks incredibly ill....I can't believe they let someone that anorexic on this show
Danielle has Tori Spelling gross boobs- the skin is pulling and it's disgusting.
Let's go Colby don't let that loser Tyson beat you.
Russell is a hobbit on crack- haha!! Oh Boston Rob I've missed you!! I do think Russell goes early because he cried at his season finale- I think it's because he did poorly on this season
The heroes are morons- you can't get rid of the strong players at this point. I love Cirie but she's a horrible competititor.
I would love to see JT get rid of Cirie- it would be a big move that will make a difference. But I'm sure he won't want to piss people off. But really they would be better off getting rid of her
Good for you Jeff for making them all look like morons for voting the way they are
Yay JT- it was by far the best move. Love Cirie but she is useless in challenges yet fierce in the game
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
American Idol
And time for the ladies- I really hope they sing some more intriguing songs
Crystal- she is definitely the one I'm rooting for. I don't love the song but she is singing it well. Does she have a unibrow?! I think she needs to go to the waxer!
Simon's trailer is two stories high- that's amazing!
Haeley- oh Haeley you are so young and cute I hope she does a country song. Ok this mean face part is annoying me. But I hope she does well. This beginning is a bit rough. And she singing way too close to the mike. This chorus is a bit much for her- I'm not sure who picked this key for her. I don't like the upward camera angle up her skirt- she is like 16! I think that song was a bit big for her- which is actually insulting since it was Miley Cyrus. Oh that was rough. Poor girl.
Lacey- oh I'm not looking forward to this. She butchered the song last week. It's almost not fair that she had her song selected by the judges. Ok this is much better than last week. She still does weird affectations with her voice that I'm not a fan of but it's not horrid.
Katie- ok this segment about her is so lame. She is so Rachel from Glee. I hate this type of music so much- it just puts me to sleep. Soooo boring and too standardy for me. I don't consider this young at all.
Didi- she is another one that I like. And other than the rug last week I really like her clothes. Ryan Seacrest is totally trying to pick her up. I started training when I was 10 and have NEVER heard that you should meow. Ok I hate the weird version of this song- the key is weird. She is really trying super hard and feels she needs to belt and open her mouth like Jessica Simpson. This is a super weird song choice.
Michelle- this girl bored me to tears last week. The breathy thing that she has going on right now is pretty annoying to me. I think she is somewhat flat at times then when she goes for the high notes she is sharp. Not a fan. She always just looks so serious. And her outfit is super weird. The fingers only gloves and bubble skirt...odd
Lilly- I still find her voice and all the facial expressions to be a bit much. Ok she's not horrid but no my thing. And I'm not sure if she will appeal to the general american idol voters
Katelyn- some Coldplay...interesting...she really can sing but I'm not sure if I love her version. I think she should have just sung the song as is. She is making it jazzy which I hate. Ok this is putting me to sleep
Paige- she is the one that I wanted to go home last week. She is another one who sings in a really breathy voice and I'm not a fan of the style. And she is horrible at enunciating- what the hell is she saying?!
Siobhan- this girl is way too weird for me. Ok her voice sounds a lot better in this song but the lyrics are going a bit to fast for her. She is more of a hold the notes kind of singer. Oh that note at the end was too much for me- too much screaming
Crystal- she is definitely the one I'm rooting for. I don't love the song but she is singing it well. Does she have a unibrow?! I think she needs to go to the waxer!
Simon's trailer is two stories high- that's amazing!
Haeley- oh Haeley you are so young and cute I hope she does a country song. Ok this mean face part is annoying me. But I hope she does well. This beginning is a bit rough. And she singing way too close to the mike. This chorus is a bit much for her- I'm not sure who picked this key for her. I don't like the upward camera angle up her skirt- she is like 16! I think that song was a bit big for her- which is actually insulting since it was Miley Cyrus. Oh that was rough. Poor girl.
Lacey- oh I'm not looking forward to this. She butchered the song last week. It's almost not fair that she had her song selected by the judges. Ok this is much better than last week. She still does weird affectations with her voice that I'm not a fan of but it's not horrid.
Katie- ok this segment about her is so lame. She is so Rachel from Glee. I hate this type of music so much- it just puts me to sleep. Soooo boring and too standardy for me. I don't consider this young at all.
Didi- she is another one that I like. And other than the rug last week I really like her clothes. Ryan Seacrest is totally trying to pick her up. I started training when I was 10 and have NEVER heard that you should meow. Ok I hate the weird version of this song- the key is weird. She is really trying super hard and feels she needs to belt and open her mouth like Jessica Simpson. This is a super weird song choice.
Michelle- this girl bored me to tears last week. The breathy thing that she has going on right now is pretty annoying to me. I think she is somewhat flat at times then when she goes for the high notes she is sharp. Not a fan. She always just looks so serious. And her outfit is super weird. The fingers only gloves and bubble skirt...odd
Lilly- I still find her voice and all the facial expressions to be a bit much. Ok she's not horrid but no my thing. And I'm not sure if she will appeal to the general american idol voters
Katelyn- some Coldplay...interesting...she really can sing but I'm not sure if I love her version. I think she should have just sung the song as is. She is making it jazzy which I hate. Ok this is putting me to sleep
Paige- she is the one that I wanted to go home last week. She is another one who sings in a really breathy voice and I'm not a fan of the style. And she is horrible at enunciating- what the hell is she saying?!
Siobhan- this girl is way too weird for me. Ok her voice sounds a lot better in this song but the lyrics are going a bit to fast for her. She is more of a hold the notes kind of singer. Oh that note at the end was too much for me- too much screaming
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
American Idol
Mike- while I like his personality I think he needs to sing a more memorable song. Ok I don't love the song choice as I hate this type of song but he is singing it well. But more important he is performing it well. This guy looks comfortable on the stage which is nice to see.
I really like Kara's dress
John- I hate the flat hair..I just don't understand the fad at all. Could be that I'm old but it still doesn't make it attractive. And he picks another slow song...boring. Is he trying to put me to sleep?!!? He has turned this into a song by Michael Bolton. I'm sleepy. Next.
Casey- oh you are by far my favorite. Oh I LOVE this song!! And that Eliot Yamin was SOOO HORRIBLE!! I can't wait to hear this! I actually think this song is a bit too big for him. I think he should stick with the more accoustic stuff and stay away from the heavier rock. Dude where is November Rain- that is what you should be singing!!! He is almost too gentle for this. I still love him though
I feel Kara thought he had to be harsh to look like she's impartial
Alex- I can't believe this kid still has a mullet. Oh god I hate Jon Legend. I don't think he should bother with a guitar- he is so nervous he doesn't need two things to focus on. He does have a good voice but it doesn't really do anything for me. Why are they all choosing such boring songs?!!?
Todrick- I still don't really like him. We'll see what he does this week. Oh hun Paula Abdul NEVER sings and dances at the same time!! Another slow boring song. Yuck. He isn't going to belt the chorus?! Next. I agree Randy- please just sing!!
Jermaine- do I seriously still have to listen to this?!? This whole show is making me sooo sleepy. This music is HORRID!!! Next.
Andrew- ok he is another one that I normally love but this song is horrid!! And he is super super flat!! And he can't keep up with the music. This is really bad.
Aaron- I do like this kid but again not my favorite song choice. He is better than last week- he looks more relaxed
Tim- I hope that he does better because I really like him- other than the flat bangs of course. I think he was better but there were still some sketchy moments.
Lee- well he is singing this well but goes with the theme of songs that put me to sleep. But he sounds great- one of the better performances of the night.
I really like Kara's dress
John- I hate the flat hair..I just don't understand the fad at all. Could be that I'm old but it still doesn't make it attractive. And he picks another slow song...boring. Is he trying to put me to sleep?!!? He has turned this into a song by Michael Bolton. I'm sleepy. Next.
Casey- oh you are by far my favorite. Oh I LOVE this song!! And that Eliot Yamin was SOOO HORRIBLE!! I can't wait to hear this! I actually think this song is a bit too big for him. I think he should stick with the more accoustic stuff and stay away from the heavier rock. Dude where is November Rain- that is what you should be singing!!! He is almost too gentle for this. I still love him though
I feel Kara thought he had to be harsh to look like she's impartial
Alex- I can't believe this kid still has a mullet. Oh god I hate Jon Legend. I don't think he should bother with a guitar- he is so nervous he doesn't need two things to focus on. He does have a good voice but it doesn't really do anything for me. Why are they all choosing such boring songs?!!?
Todrick- I still don't really like him. We'll see what he does this week. Oh hun Paula Abdul NEVER sings and dances at the same time!! Another slow boring song. Yuck. He isn't going to belt the chorus?! Next. I agree Randy- please just sing!!
Jermaine- do I seriously still have to listen to this?!? This whole show is making me sooo sleepy. This music is HORRID!!! Next.
Andrew- ok he is another one that I normally love but this song is horrid!! And he is super super flat!! And he can't keep up with the music. This is really bad.
Aaron- I do like this kid but again not my favorite song choice. He is better than last week- he looks more relaxed
Tim- I hope that he does better because I really like him- other than the flat bangs of course. I think he was better but there were still some sketchy moments.
Lee- well he is singing this well but goes with the theme of songs that put me to sleep. But he sounds great- one of the better performances of the night.
Monday, March 1, 2010
The Bachelor
Alright time for the finale! At this point I think all of the spoilers are true and he will pick Vienna- which will be so disappointing.
I also heard today that Alli will be the next bachelorette and it will be revealed during the After the Rose show- yuck! What a poor choice! She is manly with beady eyes and is a huge whiner.
As much as Tenley annoys me she is the one who matches Jake the most. Vienna is the girl who works at Vienna- end of story. There is something natural about Vienna- haha!!
OMG is he crying again??!!?! AGAIN!?!? Just from seeing his family- god he's lame!
No clue who I'm going to propose to- well maybe that's a sign you should propose to anyone!!
Tenley really does speak like a Disney princess from 1945....that could be why her voice bothers me so much.
My god the dad cries too- this is just too much...
Why does Tenley have to tell her about her marriage to show her about conflict- that makes no sense! Oh and they are all crying again...
Ok the jumping in the pool was awkward
Vienna is so young- she can't not answer the family. And the poor girl is just so homely...
Vienna really has no social skills whatsoever- she is making no effort to get to know the family. She keeps staring down and isn't engaging anyone. She is so awkward
I just realized that Vienna looks like Hailey Duff- the witchypoo look a like
I am always suspisiouc about weirdos with no social skills who claim they have a heart of gold. I have a relative like that and she is just selfish and wacked- end of story
I can't believe the family came around and cried- they are soooo odd
Jake seems to be pulling away from Tenley on the boat- I'm guessing that's a sign! I love that he is describing a physical connection being different than sexual chemistry...when the definition is the same!
When Jake talks about Tenley he just looks pained
Wow they flew Neil Lane all the way to St. Lucia- nice advertising. You are buying a ring when you don't know who it is for?!!? That is retarded!!! You definitely should not be getting engaged
Are Jake and I looking at the same person!>? Vienna is naturally sexy?!!? With the silicone?
Jake is a horrible actor- as soon as he sees Tenley he looks upset. And now he is crying and it's just bad.
Ok this breakup with him and Tenley is sooo painful to watch!! They are both lame and cry and try to reason
I don't understand what he just gave Vienna- it's doesn't make sense. Is it a ring her father gave her?
I'm going to puke- I mean I read the spoilers about Vienna but this is just unbelievable
Jake does look hot all in black. But I'm sure he'll be awkward soon to make him unattractive to me again
Yay Tenley I appreciate what you just said- I would have a heart attack if the guy was passionate about another girl
Vienna is my baby- ew. This guy is ridiculous. I've never had this much heat?! Was this guy a virgin?
Ok I love her ring- I'll give her that.
I'm trying to figure out what is wrong with her face. I think her teeth are too big. She seems to have veneers- i think they need to be filed down.
Oh here we go again saying I'm a sweet person- yuck
I don't think it's hard for Vienna to move as I don't think she has a career!! They have a hooters in Texas so she can transfer
I thought they were going to say Elton John! Oh and they are dancing. What a HORRIBLY awkward arm dance- they are dancing like 75 year olds. Oh and then they think it is appropriate to make out in front of a crowd...lovely...Seriously I thought Elton sang this- i have no idea who this guy is
Yup it's Alli- no shock there. I guess her job is ok with her leaving again!
Do people care enough about Molly and Jason to watch this?!!? I guess they wouldn't be able to afford this without ABC footing the bill since he is a cell phone salesman who lives with his brother!
I also heard today that Alli will be the next bachelorette and it will be revealed during the After the Rose show- yuck! What a poor choice! She is manly with beady eyes and is a huge whiner.
As much as Tenley annoys me she is the one who matches Jake the most. Vienna is the girl who works at Vienna- end of story. There is something natural about Vienna- haha!!
OMG is he crying again??!!?! AGAIN!?!? Just from seeing his family- god he's lame!
No clue who I'm going to propose to- well maybe that's a sign you should propose to anyone!!
Tenley really does speak like a Disney princess from 1945....that could be why her voice bothers me so much.
My god the dad cries too- this is just too much...
Why does Tenley have to tell her about her marriage to show her about conflict- that makes no sense! Oh and they are all crying again...
Ok the jumping in the pool was awkward
Vienna is so young- she can't not answer the family. And the poor girl is just so homely...
Vienna really has no social skills whatsoever- she is making no effort to get to know the family. She keeps staring down and isn't engaging anyone. She is so awkward
I just realized that Vienna looks like Hailey Duff- the witchypoo look a like
I am always suspisiouc about weirdos with no social skills who claim they have a heart of gold. I have a relative like that and she is just selfish and wacked- end of story
I can't believe the family came around and cried- they are soooo odd
Jake seems to be pulling away from Tenley on the boat- I'm guessing that's a sign! I love that he is describing a physical connection being different than sexual chemistry...when the definition is the same!
When Jake talks about Tenley he just looks pained
Wow they flew Neil Lane all the way to St. Lucia- nice advertising. You are buying a ring when you don't know who it is for?!!? That is retarded!!! You definitely should not be getting engaged
Are Jake and I looking at the same person!>? Vienna is naturally sexy?!!? With the silicone?
Jake is a horrible actor- as soon as he sees Tenley he looks upset. And now he is crying and it's just bad.
Ok this breakup with him and Tenley is sooo painful to watch!! They are both lame and cry and try to reason
I don't understand what he just gave Vienna- it's doesn't make sense. Is it a ring her father gave her?
I'm going to puke- I mean I read the spoilers about Vienna but this is just unbelievable
Jake does look hot all in black. But I'm sure he'll be awkward soon to make him unattractive to me again
Yay Tenley I appreciate what you just said- I would have a heart attack if the guy was passionate about another girl
Vienna is my baby- ew. This guy is ridiculous. I've never had this much heat?! Was this guy a virgin?
Ok I love her ring- I'll give her that.
I'm trying to figure out what is wrong with her face. I think her teeth are too big. She seems to have veneers- i think they need to be filed down.
Oh here we go again saying I'm a sweet person- yuck
I don't think it's hard for Vienna to move as I don't think she has a career!! They have a hooters in Texas so she can transfer
I thought they were going to say Elton John! Oh and they are dancing. What a HORRIBLY awkward arm dance- they are dancing like 75 year olds. Oh and then they think it is appropriate to make out in front of a crowd...lovely...Seriously I thought Elton sang this- i have no idea who this guy is
Yup it's Alli- no shock there. I guess her job is ok with her leaving again!
Do people care enough about Molly and Jason to watch this?!!? I guess they wouldn't be able to afford this without ABC footing the bill since he is a cell phone salesman who lives with his brother!
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Closing Ceremonies
I have always enjoyed the olympics but I have to say I have enjoyed these games more than any other I've ever watched. I am just so proud to be Canadian and have been so emotionally involved in pretty much every event. The amount of red in the crowds and the absolute national pride has been amazing.
While it is moving that Joannie Rochette was chosen as the flag bearer I think it should have Charles Hamelin, Alex Bilodeau or Jon Montgomery. Charles because he had two gold medals, Alex because his was first and Jon because he was my absolute favorite. I loved him- his enthusiasm was infectious.
Look the cauldron only has the three arms up- I guess they will finish it off. Oh god a mime- please no! No mimes!! Ok this is a bit too much... Oh and they will let Catriona Lemay Doan light the cauldron.
Inward eye?!!? Who the hell is this!?!? Seriously they couldn't get a known band?!!?
Oh christ here come all the chiefs again. They seriously have to go out of their way to isolate these people!?!? Eye roll.
Where the hell is Obama?! He hasn't really acknowledged the Olympics.
WHAT THE HELL?!!?!? This is the national anthem!?!? Make it stop!!! Ok they started singing normally. It is too poppy for me still but not horrid. Why the hell can't they just sing it normally?!?!?!!? This is retarded. I hate this.
There is my Jon Montgomery- I adore him! Where is his sweater!? Where is men's hockey? They didn't march in the opening- are they not in the closing either?
Urg- again they couldn't get better talent than this?!!? Who the hell are these people!?? It's like they are pandering to the 12 year olds.
I had better see the grande fromage here- where the HELL is Celine!?!? Thank god I'm watching this on PVR I have no time for this crappy music.
I really like John Furlong- I have seen many interviews with him and he seems like a nice guy. Jesus why the hell are they making him speak French!?!? This is painful- I hate the crappy political correctness of this country. Let the guy speak English! Just translate it on the screen.
Now THIS is more like it- Neil Young!!! Finally genuine talent!!! Although I would like to see him Rocking in a Free World.
Ok bobsledders I thought you were funny before but pretending to sleep is just rude.
WILLIAM SHATNER!!! Now this is more like it!! Look at him he's tangerine!!
Catherine O'Hara- again AMAZING!!! This is more like it!!! Maybe she'll sing about terriers!!! Ok this is a bit awkward but I still like her.
ALEX P KEATON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU SOOOOO MUCH!!!!
And here is Mister Bubbles- I was wondering when they would bring him out.
Well here is an assembly of every single Canadian stereotype- it's pretty cute.
I so need those lighted moose antlers!! I mean hello- i can do moose calls!!
Oh and there is Nickelback...of course
Oh and here's Avril. Ok she is a big name- better than those earlier people. Oh and she's singing Girlfriend- I love that song. I actually really like her music- I'll own it. I mean as a person she seems completely vapid and can't seem to stop acting like a 12 year old but her music is good. I guess this is now just a concert since all the athletes are out of their seats
Oh and Alanis- ok finally the big guns! Now this is way better than the beginning. She looks so much better with her hair long. Does she have a big tat on her arm!? What the hell is that? Yuck. This isn't the best song- it should have been peppy and something they could have danced to
The athletes don't seem to really care about this concert- they are all just standing around and chatting more than anything
They ended this thing with chaos?!!? Seriously this is incredibly anticlimactic to me
Whatever- I will remember the events and how much I enjoyed them
While it is moving that Joannie Rochette was chosen as the flag bearer I think it should have Charles Hamelin, Alex Bilodeau or Jon Montgomery. Charles because he had two gold medals, Alex because his was first and Jon because he was my absolute favorite. I loved him- his enthusiasm was infectious.
Look the cauldron only has the three arms up- I guess they will finish it off. Oh god a mime- please no! No mimes!! Ok this is a bit too much... Oh and they will let Catriona Lemay Doan light the cauldron.
Inward eye?!!? Who the hell is this!?!? Seriously they couldn't get a known band?!!?
Oh christ here come all the chiefs again. They seriously have to go out of their way to isolate these people!?!? Eye roll.
Where the hell is Obama?! He hasn't really acknowledged the Olympics.
WHAT THE HELL?!!?!? This is the national anthem!?!? Make it stop!!! Ok they started singing normally. It is too poppy for me still but not horrid. Why the hell can't they just sing it normally?!?!?!!? This is retarded. I hate this.
There is my Jon Montgomery- I adore him! Where is his sweater!? Where is men's hockey? They didn't march in the opening- are they not in the closing either?
Urg- again they couldn't get better talent than this?!!? Who the hell are these people!?? It's like they are pandering to the 12 year olds.
I had better see the grande fromage here- where the HELL is Celine!?!? Thank god I'm watching this on PVR I have no time for this crappy music.
I really like John Furlong- I have seen many interviews with him and he seems like a nice guy. Jesus why the hell are they making him speak French!?!? This is painful- I hate the crappy political correctness of this country. Let the guy speak English! Just translate it on the screen.
Now THIS is more like it- Neil Young!!! Finally genuine talent!!! Although I would like to see him Rocking in a Free World.
Ok bobsledders I thought you were funny before but pretending to sleep is just rude.
WILLIAM SHATNER!!! Now this is more like it!! Look at him he's tangerine!!
Catherine O'Hara- again AMAZING!!! This is more like it!!! Maybe she'll sing about terriers!!! Ok this is a bit awkward but I still like her.
ALEX P KEATON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU SOOOOO MUCH!!!!
And here is Mister Bubbles- I was wondering when they would bring him out.
Well here is an assembly of every single Canadian stereotype- it's pretty cute.
I so need those lighted moose antlers!! I mean hello- i can do moose calls!!
Oh and there is Nickelback...of course
Oh and here's Avril. Ok she is a big name- better than those earlier people. Oh and she's singing Girlfriend- I love that song. I actually really like her music- I'll own it. I mean as a person she seems completely vapid and can't seem to stop acting like a 12 year old but her music is good. I guess this is now just a concert since all the athletes are out of their seats
Oh and Alanis- ok finally the big guns! Now this is way better than the beginning. She looks so much better with her hair long. Does she have a big tat on her arm!? What the hell is that? Yuck. This isn't the best song- it should have been peppy and something they could have danced to
The athletes don't seem to really care about this concert- they are all just standing around and chatting more than anything
They ended this thing with chaos?!!? Seriously this is incredibly anticlimactic to me
Whatever- I will remember the events and how much I enjoyed them
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Survivor
Oh Tom get back in everyone else's good book. I really like him
I love Rob's survivor strategy- it's true. Watch how people sleep. I'm sure Russell's wife wife isn't thrilled watching this
Russell really has to be careful. Yes he was really good on his season and I think when he filmed this he thought he was the winner in Samoa. But he has to be careful. I hope they do vote with Parvati
I'm not sure if I like Russell anymore- why the hell is he hiding the machete?! I know he likes conflict but it just gets retarded at one point.
Oh JT you have to be careful about the lying- you will get caught
They are really setting it up to look like Parvati and Candace are going home. Why the hell would you do challenges in tiny bikini bottoms. Isn't Parvati supposed to be a boxer? She went down. Loved seeing Tom take Russell out so quickly
Why the hell is coach screaming? He is insufferable? WOOHOO!! Go Rupert!! Haha Jerry was down in twelve seconds!! Does James have a tongue ring!?!? Men have those? Yay JT!!
And Tyson went for a kiss- haha!
James and Randy?! Who the hell planned this pairing?!
Holy implants and igly ruffled bikini bottoms Danielle! I have no idea who you were but you are trying to get noticed
I can't stand Parvati and her laugh- I've never liked her
Oh god here goes Coach with how honorable he is. I would love love love to see Parvati voted out but it will be Randy
Randy was useless but it should have been Parvati- she is way more of a threat and not a benefit to the challenges
I love Rob's survivor strategy- it's true. Watch how people sleep. I'm sure Russell's wife wife isn't thrilled watching this
Russell really has to be careful. Yes he was really good on his season and I think when he filmed this he thought he was the winner in Samoa. But he has to be careful. I hope they do vote with Parvati
I'm not sure if I like Russell anymore- why the hell is he hiding the machete?! I know he likes conflict but it just gets retarded at one point.
Oh JT you have to be careful about the lying- you will get caught
They are really setting it up to look like Parvati and Candace are going home. Why the hell would you do challenges in tiny bikini bottoms. Isn't Parvati supposed to be a boxer? She went down. Loved seeing Tom take Russell out so quickly
Why the hell is coach screaming? He is insufferable? WOOHOO!! Go Rupert!! Haha Jerry was down in twelve seconds!! Does James have a tongue ring!?!? Men have those? Yay JT!!
And Tyson went for a kiss- haha!
James and Randy?! Who the hell planned this pairing?!
Holy implants and igly ruffled bikini bottoms Danielle! I have no idea who you were but you are trying to get noticed
I can't stand Parvati and her laugh- I've never liked her
Oh god here goes Coach with how honorable he is. I would love love love to see Parvati voted out but it will be Randy
Randy was useless but it should have been Parvati- she is way more of a threat and not a benefit to the challenges
American Idol- Results
I'm happy to see that Hailey made it through- I think she's fun and spunky and needs another chance.
I would have been ok with Siobhan or Michelle going home- they did nothing for me
Oh I like Katelyn- I'm glad she's safe.
Katey and Janelle- it will be Janelle going home. I'm ok with that. I appreciate that she chose Heart but it wasn't great.
Oh Yay Crystal is safe! URG Lacey is still there!! YUCK!! Ok it's Ashley and Didi- I really hope it's Ashley. She was retardedly annoying. I like Didi- I hope she stays. Yes it's Ashley! Thank god- I can't handle her. And she looks like a complete bitch right now. And I hate her jaw- it makes me squeamish looking at people with a protruding jaw. I know that sounds weird but it's true. Oh god I have to change the channel because I can't watch her again
Urg Todrick is still there- yuck. He is so annoying.
It's between Tim and Joe- it could be either. I feel bad for the Joe because he is not memorable. I like Tim and wanted him to get another chance. Oh and it is Joe- like I said before he is the eyebrow guy from last year.
Ok from this group I hope it is Jermaine who goes home. Yuck it's not. Oh it will be the young boy with the mullet. OMG Tyler?!!? What!?!? I loved him! What the hell!?
I would have been ok with Siobhan or Michelle going home- they did nothing for me
Oh I like Katelyn- I'm glad she's safe.
Katey and Janelle- it will be Janelle going home. I'm ok with that. I appreciate that she chose Heart but it wasn't great.
Oh Yay Crystal is safe! URG Lacey is still there!! YUCK!! Ok it's Ashley and Didi- I really hope it's Ashley. She was retardedly annoying. I like Didi- I hope she stays. Yes it's Ashley! Thank god- I can't handle her. And she looks like a complete bitch right now. And I hate her jaw- it makes me squeamish looking at people with a protruding jaw. I know that sounds weird but it's true. Oh god I have to change the channel because I can't watch her again
Urg Todrick is still there- yuck. He is so annoying.
It's between Tim and Joe- it could be either. I feel bad for the Joe because he is not memorable. I like Tim and wanted him to get another chance. Oh and it is Joe- like I said before he is the eyebrow guy from last year.
Ok from this group I hope it is Jermaine who goes home. Yuck it's not. Oh it will be the young boy with the mullet. OMG Tyler?!!? What!?!? I loved him! What the hell!?
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Pic of the Day
American Idol
Alright time for the men
Todrick- yuck. I still don't enjoy him at all. It's never a good idea to start a song with Girl. You aren't going to do it for me. Oh god it's a horrid Bobby Brown version of a great Kelly Clarkson song. Yuck.
Aaron- oh poor Aaron looks so scared. He's young but he has a good voice- I think his nerves will get the best of him though. He should definitely stick with country- it will get the votes from the American public. He can definitely sing- he needs to just calm down and get used to this. I like him though he seems genuine
Jermaine- yuck. He is an ass- he called out the band and is an arsehole. Yuck- this is an awful key for him. The weird whispering breathy falsetto is just awful. And the runs- yuck. Next
Tim- I do like him but HATE the sideswept bangs. They are just awful!! I wouldn't be thrilled if the picture they are using of me had big pit stains! I like his voice and like his look- is it just me or is doing blue steele through this whole performance?! Ok bad song choice- I don't enjoy his falsetto at all- it's not strong enough. Every time he sings it's too late I cringe. I hope he goes through though and sings something better next week
Joe- I totally don't remember this guy. What the hell is going with this song?! Who is arranging these songs!?!? And who is controlling the levels- the band is sooo loud!! This song is just going to fast for him- it's like he can't catch up. He isn't memorable enough- I don't see him giong through very far. He's like the guy with the eyebrows last year who didn't make it far. Again- why is the band so bloody loud? They need to turn up the mike
Tyler- ok I do like him but I hope that he doesn't get annoying. Ok I like him- I like the bluesy style. Ok by far my favorite. I really like him. I mean he goes off a bit when he screams- he doesn't have the talent in his scream that Adam Lambert had. But he's still really good
Lee- Ok this is one of my favorite songs of all time...he doesn't need to sing all different notes to make it his own. Oh it's pitchy and it doesn't sound like the same song other than the band repeating the riff. I hate it- he is doing the same the same thing that Todrick did- changing the song too much. Not a fan.
John- I don't really remember his voice. What a HORRIBLE song choice!! It is old and boring and completely unmemorable. Yuck!!!! I think he'll go home because of it.
Big Mike- I thought he was booted off the show. I guess not! I think he will definitely get votes because he is incredibly lovable.
Alex- kid has a full blown mullet. It is very odd. I don't enjoy his tone- it is way too R&B. And he is super nervous so it a bit awkward. I think this guy will definitely go home.
Casey- oh god someone is singing for me to get me to take off my pants. It's working let me tell you. This is by far one of my favorite songs of all time!! Heaven- LOVE IT!! I used to play this on the piano all the time. I swear if he sings Warrant Heaven next week that's it- we'll be married. I really like him. I mean he could do up a button on his shirt but he's great. See this is what I like- a guy who just sings the bloody song. He doesn't change it, doesn't do retard runs. Just sings the notes. Awesome
Andrew- This guy doesn't sing my type of music but I can acknowledge that he is very good. I do like that some of these guys are singing with their guitars. When they get rid of the bad band and just sing- I appreciate it. I actually like him here- he is doing a good job. I prefer this then the Paula Abdul. He is quite good.
Todrick- yuck. I still don't enjoy him at all. It's never a good idea to start a song with Girl. You aren't going to do it for me. Oh god it's a horrid Bobby Brown version of a great Kelly Clarkson song. Yuck.
Aaron- oh poor Aaron looks so scared. He's young but he has a good voice- I think his nerves will get the best of him though. He should definitely stick with country- it will get the votes from the American public. He can definitely sing- he needs to just calm down and get used to this. I like him though he seems genuine
Jermaine- yuck. He is an ass- he called out the band and is an arsehole. Yuck- this is an awful key for him. The weird whispering breathy falsetto is just awful. And the runs- yuck. Next
Tim- I do like him but HATE the sideswept bangs. They are just awful!! I wouldn't be thrilled if the picture they are using of me had big pit stains! I like his voice and like his look- is it just me or is doing blue steele through this whole performance?! Ok bad song choice- I don't enjoy his falsetto at all- it's not strong enough. Every time he sings it's too late I cringe. I hope he goes through though and sings something better next week
Joe- I totally don't remember this guy. What the hell is going with this song?! Who is arranging these songs!?!? And who is controlling the levels- the band is sooo loud!! This song is just going to fast for him- it's like he can't catch up. He isn't memorable enough- I don't see him giong through very far. He's like the guy with the eyebrows last year who didn't make it far. Again- why is the band so bloody loud? They need to turn up the mike
Tyler- ok I do like him but I hope that he doesn't get annoying. Ok I like him- I like the bluesy style. Ok by far my favorite. I really like him. I mean he goes off a bit when he screams- he doesn't have the talent in his scream that Adam Lambert had. But he's still really good
Lee- Ok this is one of my favorite songs of all time...he doesn't need to sing all different notes to make it his own. Oh it's pitchy and it doesn't sound like the same song other than the band repeating the riff. I hate it- he is doing the same the same thing that Todrick did- changing the song too much. Not a fan.
John- I don't really remember his voice. What a HORRIBLE song choice!! It is old and boring and completely unmemorable. Yuck!!!! I think he'll go home because of it.
Big Mike- I thought he was booted off the show. I guess not! I think he will definitely get votes because he is incredibly lovable.
Alex- kid has a full blown mullet. It is very odd. I don't enjoy his tone- it is way too R&B. And he is super nervous so it a bit awkward. I think this guy will definitely go home.
Casey- oh god someone is singing for me to get me to take off my pants. It's working let me tell you. This is by far one of my favorite songs of all time!! Heaven- LOVE IT!! I used to play this on the piano all the time. I swear if he sings Warrant Heaven next week that's it- we'll be married. I really like him. I mean he could do up a button on his shirt but he's great. See this is what I like- a guy who just sings the bloody song. He doesn't change it, doesn't do retard runs. Just sings the notes. Awesome
Andrew- This guy doesn't sing my type of music but I can acknowledge that he is very good. I do like that some of these guys are singing with their guitars. When they get rid of the bad band and just sing- I appreciate it. I actually like him here- he is doing a good job. I prefer this then the Paula Abdul. He is quite good.
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