Monday, December 31, 2007

Am I Missing Something?

Here is a pic of Britney Murphy and her husband...god he is SOOO incredibly sketchy!! I am drawing a blank here- what exactly does she see in him? Even back in her clueless days with her nose 3 noses back she could have done a million times better than this!


Put Down the Knife Priscilla!

I am just watching Priscilla Presley on Larry King and she is FRIGHTENING!! She might be up there with the most scary looking celebrities with Barry Manilow!! This poor woman has completely butchered her face..and she probably thinks it is making her look young. She looks like something that should be married to Chucky!!

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Eat Your Heart Out Ryan Reynolds

I can't even believe that this is Alanis Morissette- I had to do a triple take. She has never looked this good! First I like her song Everything now I think she looks pretty...something is seriously wrong with me since she always really annoyed me!


Amazing Race

I have missed SO many episodes this season- I don't think that I have ever missed this many episodes in a season. I just saw the clip from the last episode and can't believe that the grandfather and grandson got tattoos for a fastforward- I'm not sure I would do that...especially on my arm!!

I love that the goths got into first...I love that Kynt is relying on "performance art" to trick the other teams. Oh this is one thing that I hate about the amazing race- i hate that teams work so hard to get the best flight then there is a task that doesn't open for hours so they lose their advantage.

Oh god I hope that Nate and Jen are eliminated- they are just horrid to watch.

I would definitely thread the flowers- that looks super easy- especially since i've become crafty!

Yoga is their speed bump?! Wow it's something that I could actually do! Plus it'll make them feel good

It's very cosy it's like being in a coffin...i know when i want to feel cozy and secure I like to crawl into my coffin with a good book

Oh god I hate Ron and Christina too- i wouldn't mind if they got eliminated too!

I hope they don't make Kynt and Vyksin do the uturn- they will be out for sure

I don't understand how you can't string the flowers because you're a girl? This couple is completely retarded

I agree Kynt- you have to use the uturn. Get rid of the annoying couple- what?! Why didn't you do Jen and Nate!? That makes no sense!!

I like Kynt and Vyksin a lot- I've read on other blogs that people hate them but it's only because they look different and the general population doesn't get that. But they are a really good team.

Yay Kynt steal her elevator! Jen is a cow- get rid of her- she's so incredibly rude

Oh I'm sad that the goths were eliminated- they really misused that uturn

Is it just me or does TK look like he would smell? Everytime I see a guy with dreads and one of those bandanas I get so repulsed!!

Friday, December 28, 2007

I Can't Believe that I Missed a Mugshot!!

So what happens when a dumbass actress can't get any publicity any more- that's right...she drives drunk and gets a DUI!! Here is Marissa Cooper after she got arrested for DUI, possession of illegal narcotics and driving without a valid drivers license...lovely!! Just lovely!

This girl wants publicity so bad it's killing her- first she invites the paps up to her hotel room to photograph her and now she does this. This is what happens when Hollywood realizes that you don't have any skills as an actress and can't get employed- so you just have to run around and get any publicity that you can.



Sorry everyone! I haven't been posting because I've been busy up in the Great White North with xmas and all the related activities. While there has been a LOT of lounging I haven't really been on the comp. But no worries- I will be back in Toronto on Sunday and am sure I will be blogging away in no time!!

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Christmas May Come Early..

If they confirm that this new JK Rowling book will be published!! That's right- JK Rowling has a new book titled The Tales of Beedle the Bard- the book that Dumbledore left to Hermione in the last Harry Potter book. Please oh please publish it!!

Worst Photoshopped Pic Ever

Look at this cover- they have made Ashley Simpson even more plastic- she looks like a's horrid!! How could any editor possibly think that this looks remotely life-like?

Spears Sperminated

Ew. This story is just sooo sad and depressing and dirtbag. Jamie-Lynn Spears has confirmed that she is 16!! I'm telling you can take the dirtbags out of Louisiana but you can't take the dirtbag out of the girls!

So Jamie-Lynn is 16 and pregnant- and according to Lainey the rumour is that she went off the pill on purpose to keep her boyfriend...genius of course.... She has now gone public and of course signed a deal with OK magazine worth 1 million dollars for an interview and first pics of the baby...classy! I mean the Spears family should follow in the footsteps of the Knowles family- when the second less successful daughter had a teenage pregnancy they quietly married her off and she had the baby- they didn't flaunt it. This is NOT something to be proud of- this is just plain stupidity and carelessness. End of story.

This is a girl on a kids tv show who is supposed to be a role model and now she's knocked up. And she is advertising that she is doing this for herself and that this is the right decision for her. What a great message for kids- get pregnant as a teen if it's right for you...ACH!! Such a horrible message!! Am I the only one who had the fear of god instilled in her as a teenager? The idea of going home and telling Cliff that I was pregnant was so mortifying that I knew that I would NEVER even come close to having a teenage pregnancy scare.

Here is the statement that mother of the year Lynne Spears released:

“I didn’t believe (when she told me she was pregnant) because Jamie Lynn’s always been so conscientious. She’s never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby.”

Good lord- this woman should be ashamed of herself. Her one daughter is pretty much out of her mind and on the brink of complete self destruction and the other is now a horrible statistic. Thank GOD her publisher has indefinitely postponed the release of her parenting book. That's right- Lynne Spears had a parenting book that was scheduled to be released on May 11th titled "Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World" throught a Christian publisher. Can you even imagine- who on earth would ever take parenting advice from this woman?!

That's it for my rant...Ranuka feel free to vent your frustrations on the subject matter!!


Giving You Everything

I was stamping last night while watching this so I didn't have a chance to blog. Just some random thoughts:

There is actual footage of Posh singing at the beginning- and she wasn't horrid!

Loved how candid they all were- they were forthcoming about eating disorders and fights and the break up. I love them!!

God I'm excited for this tour!!

Monday, December 17, 2007

Congratulations Dr. Lindsay Patrick!!!

HUGE accollades and praise and congratulations to my good friend Lindsay Patrick who is now Dr. Patrick! I like to think that I was there from the beginning and I couldn't be more proud of someone! Love you lady!

UPDATE: Everyone should go check out and look at the Wednesday December 19th post- there is a shout out to our girl Lindsay..I guess a little elf told Lainey how amazing she was and asked for a shout out....thanks Lainey!

Set Your Tivos

Tuesday night CTV will air the new Spice Girls documentary Giving You Everything- so excited!!!

Make It Stop

Even with the self-mutilating tendencies I still love Nicole Kidman..but this...this- I just can't handle it! It makes me sad people- and depressed. In my mind she has the most exquisite taste and cannot do wrong...but then this happens. So sad...I need more Hershey's Mint Chocolate Truffles...


Project Runway Canada

Before this even starts I think that Lucian has this in the bag. He is by far the best designer.

Is it just me or does Biddell's collection remind you of Jay's from season one from Project Runway- the hooded thing is totally Jay.

I don't think that Biddell can emotionally handle this- this is what happens when you slack off for the first few months and then have to rush to finish...oh wait who am I to talk- i am the queen of the procrastinators!

Where is David Bowie?! Shouldn't he be by Iman's side- god I've been looking forward to seeing him this whole season- and not stupid Kalan Porter.

Lucien- I hate the crochet blazer- it looks like an old lady jacket- even though I can appreciate the detail and intricasy of it. God I hate all the stupid hats- and so far there is nothing that I would wear- it's a weird colour palette and not terribly wearable. It has a dowdy feeling to the whold collection. God they really got budget girls- have of these girls can't walk to save their lives. I just hate the fabrics- it is like the bedspread in a Dominican resort. No I didn't like that- yes the clothes were well made but I wouldn't wear any of them. I have to say I'm incredibly disappointed...I thought I would love all of his stuff...

MG- God I wish she would get a makeover- she is a pretty girl who wears attrocious clothes. Well starting off I like her first dress better than all of Lucien's collection. But the shoes are atrocious- atrocious!! The banding on some of the dresses is creating weird bulges on people...although I do love the nylons with the single line down them- I've always wanted a pair of those. I just don't think the cut of these clothes is necessarily very flattering- Lucien understands cut and the female form more than she does. Twoo many unflattering bulges on anorexic models- what would others look like?!

Biddell- dude Shera is an EIGHTIES cartoon- at least get the reference right. I do love his black coat- that is stunning. Absolutely fantastic. He should win purely on that coat- my favourite by far. Plus I like his ble dress. Oh the pink one is not a good shape- not a good cut at all. Oh the green little body suit is rather hideous and unflatering. But then the grey shorts outfit is cute. I love the white patterned tights- I NEED SOME!! The final dress doesn't really match the rest of the collection. While overall his collection was very disjointed and some pieces were horribly made he had a few standout pieces that were by far the best.

So who should win- I have to say Lucien. He is a better tailor, he had a more cohesive vision (although hideous) and he knows what he is doing.

I agree- MGs collection did jump around. Oh god Biddell don't say that you smoked pot before designing...that doesn't endear you to these people. Oh god Lucien looks like he's having a heart attack listening to Biddell's praise. Oh god I can't believe that both the judge and designer start crying- it is a bit different. Oh Lucien has this in the freakin bag.

Or maybe not...Biddell was not the best...I definitely disagree. Poor MG is completely out of the running though.

Biddell won?! Really?! Seriously?! Oh god it should have been Lucien- I disagree.

Pamela Anderson- Divorcing yet again

So after a couple of months of marriage Pamela Anderson is yet again getting divorced...or at least she was on Friday when she filed divorce papers from Rick Solomen. She also asked for spousal support and for him to pay her legal fees- what the hell!? I mean has his sex tape really sold that well that he has more money than her? I guess that is why she had to take the show in Vegas as a 2nd rate magicians assistant...who knows...maybe she has extracurricular activities that are quite costly...

Oh wait they are back together...god this girl has serious issues!


Lainey Blind Item

Trailer Visits
Married and mega successful, with several children, but how to account for the gay young things seen coming and going from his trailer during production of his next hit?

They were not part of the crew and they were not there to work… at least not on the film. Word is, he is insatiable and needs variety. Rarely does the same boy visit twice. And rarely are the boys not well taken care of. Though they are not paid professionals, per se, but they are compensated for being pretty and bendy. This is apparently a requirement. All of them have been observed to share the same body type: lean and fresh with short hair and they look like they all “belong in a music video”.

Satisfaction guaranteed on both sides. He gets his and they get trips, clothes, watches, iPods… like a gay holiday year round!

Always tip well to avoid talkers, savvy?

GUESS: I'm going with the obvious here and saying one of the Scientology gay-gays: either Tom Cruise or John Travolta

UPDATE: I was just reading Lainey and she posted this in an article about Will Smith "Will might want some young balls of his own"...we all know that she hints about blind items in other postings. Plus there has been all the talk about him and Jada's relationship and how they are bearding for each other. Even if you might like them as a couple people always remember- Hollywood is all about illusions and personas (thanks to Patti for the tip)

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Golden Globe Nominations

It's the most wonderful time of the year! Not only is it Christmas it's award season- yay! I LOVE award season- I completely eat this shit up!

Today the Golden Globe nominations were announced- see the complete list here.

As for the nominees- I have to start with Grey's- what the hell?!?! Did the Hollywood Foreign press even watch that show this year?! I mean usually they are pretty good with their nominations- but this is atrocious- that show is horrid. They did nominate the Tudors though- excellent choice! I love that show! And they invited my former future husband Jonathan Rhys Meyers- I swear if he shows up with Pete Doherty I won't be able to handle it! PUSHING DAISIES WAS NOMINATED!! Ok the academy is redeeming itself and showing it has taste- I freakin love that show!! And they nominated Chuck- AND NED!! Oh god as I"m reading the list I am forgetting my anger over Grey's and getting super stoked about Pushing Daisies. Ok that dumbass ingrate Katherine Heigl took the spot that should have rightfully been Kristin Chenowiths. And get over William Shatner already- that nom should have went to Chi McBride whom I adore on PD. Am glad to see Donald Sutherland got a nom- he is fantastic on Dirty Sexy Money.

As for movies- I have got to start watching these...I haven't seen any of the best drama nominees! I am quite excited to see Cate Blanchette nominated for Elizabeth- she was fantastic in that. As for the comedies the nominations of both Sweeney Todd and Juno prove that I need to see these films ASAP! Amy Adams was nominated for Enchanted- that's fantastic! She was SOOO good in that movie- highly recommended people! Actually- it should have been nominated- stupid Hairspray getting it's spot!!

I have to say I am very worried about the show actually airing- once again the writer's strike is ruining my life. The guild is threatening to picket the show- and they are saying that members of the Screen Actors Guild will support the writers and not cross the line. That means NO ONE will be there- and that sucks!! Rumer Willis (Miss Golden Globe this year) must be having a heart attack!

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Sweeney Todd!

Here is Johnny Depp as Sweeney Todd- god I am excited for this movie! If anyone is in the Toronto area you have to go see the show- it was amazing! There was no orchestra pit- all of the actors also played instruments on stage and sang- it was fantastic and so impressive.

America's Next Top Model

I am so excited- I love the top model finale!

Oh Chantal is a horrible spokeswoman- the girl is a complete tool. But Jay- she is a dumb model! That is the way that she will always come off!

Oh my god Jenah how hard is this?! Seriously- you need cue cards? Oh god she has such a horrible mouth- i really don't like any of these girls

God Salesia's hair looks completely horrid in this commercial. I truly don't know who to root for- none of them have top model potential. With better hair Salesia is the best one probably.

Breaking down at the shoot is never a good thing- Jay will tell Tyra.

Oh Jenah is so going home first- they think that she has a horrible attitude and making fun of covergirl is not a good thing. Oh I don't like her picture- it is not pretty.

Oh Chantal made it through- I think that Salesia will go home- when judging they talked about how great Jenah's pictures are- I think she'll keep going. Oh I'm wrong- they do get rid of Jenah...I agree- she looks like a man!

What the hell kind of fashion show is this?!?! I mean the judges walk and then some odd people- for random people in the audience- where the hell is the crowd?! Where is the fashion crowd?! I mean yes it was a nice showcase to have Tyra walk with an entourage- but this is not a real fashion show!! This is just insane! It's gone from Dsquared runways to this crap- it is quite sad.

I don't think that Chantal walks very well- she is awful at the end of the catwalk. Salesia is the better walker. Chantal is way too stiff- plus she just took down the poor guy on stilts and she reacted- she should not have reacted. I love how these are the runways that Jaslene is booking- so sad. While the setting is quite spectacular that was no fashion show.

I think that Salesia has this in the bag. Hopefully her agency will fix her hair!

Yup I was right! God I'm good

No Rumer No

Rumer Willis has enough problems on an average day trying to get a career and becoming attractive in Hollywood- what the hell was she thinking!? Look at this hair- LOOK AT IT!! SOOO BAD!! This is not 1992 and she is not from Seattle- it is not a good look!

Jessica Alba Pregnant

This one came as a bit of a shock- she hasn't been back together with her boyfriend for all that long. Maybe it's a way to save the relationship- I mean isn't it always a good idea to have a child to stay together? Anyways- she had better hope to get back in shape quickly- the only thing she has going for her career is her body- blah face, horrible acting skills but luckily a good body to keep getting hired.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Yay Indy!!

I am SOOO excited for this movie- I love me some Indiana Jones! I have always love the movie- I mean who doesn't remember chilled monkey brains? And the cool crescent city in the Middle East- I love this stuff!! I will have to see it with Kaarina though- I need someone to tell me when to close my eyes- to this day I have never watched any of the movies all the way through- there is no way that I am going to watch a person get their heart ripped out of them or someone being run over by a tank- not happening!!


The Honeymoon is Over...

I don't think me and my future husband Jonathan Rhys Meyers are meant to be...he has practically outed himself as a complete druggy dirtbag. Exhibit A- the rehab. Exhibit B- arrested in the Dublin airport. And finally Exhibit C- he is moving in with Pete Doherty!! PETE DOHERTY!! The most repulsive creature on the planet- I just can't handle it! JRM was just so pretty and perfect in Bend it Like Beckham- then he gave me the Tudors...but I just can't handle this!!


It's Official- Karl Has Gone Insane

I think Karl Lagerfeld has hit himself in the head one too many times with his fan...he has gone and named the drugged out mess Amy Winehouse a style icon- A STYLE ICON!! This thing!! This is what he said:

"She is a style icon. She is a beautiful, gifted artist. And I very much like her hair-do. I took it as inspiration. Because, in fact, it was also Brigitte Bardot's hair-do in the late fifties and sixties."

I don't remember Brigitte Bardot running around with a dead beaver on her head!!


UPDATE: We all know that Posh loves her Karl- but this has just gone too far. TOO FAR. She released this statement about the nastiness that is the Winehouse (thanks for the update Linz)

“She has a real sense of style that I just love. She’s very much a fashion icon and I adore what she wears. She’s so unique and original. I’ve never met her but I just love her music - I’ve always got it on at home with David and the children. She’s an amazing singer.”

The girl needs to eat- she's now hallucinating

Monday, December 10, 2007

Lainey Blind Item

Holiday Detox
Some stars you look at with blinders on. She is for me one of those stars. But the glassy eyes are hard to excuse. And the thinnification too. Thinnification to get back to work and in her case assisted by good old cocaine which she apparently did in copious amounts on sets through summer and fall to stay alert and focused and un-hungry. Which is apparently always something she’s dabbled in, only before she was able to actually stop between gigs.

This time however, even though she’s wrapped, she’s taken to taking it home, wreaking havoc in her family life and bringing on serious bouts of depression. After a particularly painful episode with a very young, very innocent witness, she finally went for help. The good news is she knows she needs to stop. And she has a supportive partner behind her. Word is, to avoid public scandal, she’s fighting the beast at home during the holidays under professional supervision.

Wonderful news indeed.

GUESS: This one is incredibly hard. I'm trying to think of someone Lainey loves who has been getting skinny recently and has a family at home. My guess right now is either Angelina Jolie or Scarlett Johansson...but I'm really not sure...

UPDATE- Lainey confirmed today that it is NOT Angelina- thank god. Patti just put forth in interesting guess- Liv Tyler. Thoughts?

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Project Runway Canada

Unfortunately I missed it last week so I missed Kendra being eliminated. I always liked her- I thought she'd go far.

There are only 5 designers left and 3 will go to Toronto Fashion Week- I can't believe that Stephen is still there! He is not all that great!

No offense but they could only find Nick Verreos- they couldn't get Kara Saan or Austin Scarlett?

Oh Lucien stop sulking- you can't always design gowns.

I am going to critique the designs this time based on whether or not I would wear them when I go south this winter!

I agree with Nick- Iman will be horrified with Biddell's outfit- it's horrific

I love that Stephen can walk that well in heels- that is damn impressive! he can definitely walk better than the finalists on America's next top model this season-actually most seasons!

Note to Marie Genevieve- you look a thousand times better without the glasses- get some contacts!!

I do like Stephen's dress- although I still don't think he's a strong designer. His outfit is cute- but again, not that original.

I wouldn't wear Marie Genevieves outfit but it is nice. I don't think that the outfit that she is wearing is very resort- it seems kind of businessy.

I don't like the outfit that Shernett made for the other girl- too many clothes! You don't wear layers at resorts- and yo don't wear pants. Again- too many clothes...resort is all about fast and functional.

I do like Lucien's dress- it is nice and airy. As for the outfit it is fairly Eurotrash. And again- too many clothes!!!

God Biddell's outfit is so horrid- although I think his dress was by far the best outfit. That is totally something someone would wear to dinner when they go to a resort. But he went a bit far on the runway with his gestures.

Friday, December 7, 2007

Yet Another Reason Why I Love the Germans!!

Germany is banning Scientology since it is quite obviously not a religion and just prays on people who are weak and vulnerable. Duh- I've been saying that for years!! God I love me the Germans- they are so efficient!!

Thanks Janet for the article!

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

America's Next Top Model

I really don't like any of these final four- it is a very disappointing final group.

Side note- did anyone else see Yaya in the new oil of olay commercials...someone is finally getting a job after this show!

Oh poor little Chantal- neither of these cities are fashion capitals.

Well Bianca is the first one that spoke- maybe she'll be eliminated! I really do dislike her the most! She is such a cow- she wants the show to be over and she totally doesn't appreciate it.

I don't think these girls understand the purpose of this challenge- they have to stick to the theme...wait a minute- there is Aldo in China?!?!

Did these girls only shop at Aldo!? That was the only place to go in a mall of 1000 stores!?

Bianca can't walk- she thinks that she is already Naomi Freakin Campbell.

Oh god Jenna shut up- don't say that you want to be home with the family...say you want to be there!!

Well Bianca and Jenna will be the bottom two- the bitch and the tranny. I would much rather have the bitch go home.

Yay it's Jenna (never thought I'd say that!) Aurevoir you complete c word Bianca (it takes a lot for me to say that since I hate that term!!) Time to go back to your home- you will never leave again. You are too horrid.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007


I don't think it's possible to fully express how much I heart Mika- Big Girls You are Beautiful is like my anthem!! AND HE"S COMING TO CANADA!! He'll be playing on January 29th at the Kool Haus- anyone interested!? Anyone? Anyone at all!?

Barbara Walters is Trying to Make Me Insane!!

First she subjected me to the annoying Meredith Vieira and the retarded Star Jones. Then came Elisabeth Hasselbeck and her absolute insanity. I always thought she was incredibly dangerous to put on tv- she is so uneducated and spouting off crap that the general population will take as fact. I could not have imagined that it could get worse...

But it did!

Look at this clip of Sherri Shepherd- the fact that this woman is raising a child and has the opportunity to speak to America makes my stomach turn. There is no hope for humanity if people listen to her. She doesn't understand that there was a history before Jesus Christ. She doesn't understand that there were civilizations prior to the birth of Jesus. She believes that Christians have always been just makes no sense....I have met a LOT of stupid people and grew up in an area where athletic ability trumped intelligence. However, this is baffling. I mean just to make it simple- she claims to have read the bible. The old testament is a very LARGE book spanning many generations just makes so sense!!

ACH!!! Make it stop!!

Monday, December 3, 2007

Time to Fire Your Mom!

Don't get me wrong- Beyonce does have a fantastic body. And in the right clothes with the right cut she has a stunning silhouette- I saw it at her concert. However, her mother keeps putting her in these god awful shapes that accentuate how wide she is in one area- it's horrid!!


I haven't really watched this season- mainly because it was disjointed and pretentious and not cohesive in any way. But I heard there would be quite a few deaths tonight so now I'm interested...we'll see how this goes.

Plus there isn't a lot of other original television to watch!

Oh god now the eyes go black- what the hell is going on with this stupid Maya woman- this whole thing makes no sense!!

I have missed quite a bit- what is the mothers power?

Oh Sark you are a sexy beast! A sexy sexy beast!

Am I the only one who finds Hiro to be completely annoying..although this time stopping scene is kind of cool.

Man Hayden Panettiere has the worst eyebrows ever- can they not hire estheticians on this show?!

God Veronica is so underused on this show it's depressing.

The problem with this show is that they have too many characters with too many subplots- I mean they are everywhere right now. Nothing is cohesive.

YAY Sylar! Kill that annoying Maya- she added NOTHING to the storyline!!

Oh god- why on earth did they bring back that freakin Maya- I'm sure Veronica will die right now...but I don't care all that much....oh if they killed Nicki and Micah that would be AMAZING!

And that girl wasn't asphyxiated yet...shure...note how there are flames everywhere but no smoke! Nice! They are killing Nicki- AWESOME!!! She was annoying anyway- why didn't the kids go too?!

Oh god this retrospective being done by Nathan is retarded. Absolutely retarded.

Well I'm sure they will just give Nathan some of Claire's blood...I would rather see him live than stupid Nicki

Lainey Blind Item

Condom-free Sleaze
Here’s a riddle for all riddles…took several weeks to research and confirm because the level of atrocity is just so unspeakable.

A legendary philanderer, now that he’s allowed, managed to talk some random twat into sleeping with him…repeatedly. She of course is an aspiring celebrity, like so many young 20 somethings running around these days, obsessed with The Hills, believing they can be the next Lauren Conrard, dreaming of finally “moving to LA” and then when getting there, hooking up with any actor that can get them papped while leaving a club.

Why are some girls so dumb?

So dumb they get talked into sex without a condom, so dumb they get knocked up? When he found out, of course he promised he’d make it official…he’d legitimise her as his girlfriend but she had to, as you would expect, get rid of the bump. A nice cheque and a bauble, along with several thousand dollars worth of merchandise from Fred Segal came along with the promise.

Naturally she believes him. And she gets it done. And now he won’t return her calls preferring instead to set up a few photo opps depicting him the perfect single man. Her friends, seeing a cash opportunity, are imploring her to run to the tabs. Only she’s in love and is afraid to ruin her chances.

So all she does is keep calling. Only to be met with radio silence on the other end.

Pray Xenu she finally starts singing the jilted blues all the way to the National Enquirer. It’s about time this sleaze loses what’s left of a dwindling fanbase.

GUESS: This pains me people...PAINS ME!! I'm pretty certain that it is Ryan Phillippe..It all fits. Legendary philanderer who is now allowed to- it is well known he cheated constantly on Reese and now he can sleep around all he wants. He has been in the media talking about how ill he felt during his divorce and he's been papped being the devoted dad. And we all know Lainey thinks he's a skeeze......I hearted him so as Sebastian...

Sunday, December 2, 2007

50 Dumbest People in Hollywood

So in response to Entertainment Weekly's list the New York Daily News has put together their own list of the 50 Dumbest People in Hollywood. Here is the top ten:

1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Kim Kardashian
3. Spencer Pratt
4. Jeff Kwatinetz
5. Shia LaBeouf
6. Heidi Montag
7. Jessica Simpson
8. Kiefer Sutherland
9. Tori Spelling
10. Rumer Willis

I agree with most of these- love that they have the drunk drivers and the dumbasses from the Hills. I do think that Britney Spears deserved a top spot though- she is much dumber than #15.

What the Hell?

Is someone just using photoshop and pasting these horrid plastic surgery pics recently or did Paris really do this to her lips?!

Amazing Race

Man Ronald is such a horrible father- I hope that they get eliminated next.

HAHA! I love how Kynt adopted a horrible british accent to speak with the Lithuanian tourism agent!

Wow the blondes are completely combusting- they are not going to last long if they keep fighting like this.

Did they only go to Lithuania as a promotion for Travelocity?

Oh god I would never do the counting- I would totally do the stilts even though we all know I'm completely uncoordinated.

Is it wrong that I don't care if Ronald falls since I can't stand him anyway!

I don't understand why the young and strong teams aren't doing the stilts- it is so much quicker

I thought the blonds were a stronger team than that- I can't believe Ronald is still in the race!

Saturday, December 1, 2007

Miss America Reality Check

I just saw a commercial for a new TLC show starting in January called Miss America Reality Check hosted by Michael Urie- aka Mark from Ugly Betty! This looks intriguing people...very very intriguing!!

Friday, November 30, 2007

Hollywood's Smartest

So Entertainment Weekly has come out with their list of the 50 Smartest People in Hollywood.

Some I agree with- Sacha Baron Cohen I love you! Judd Apatow is totally deserving- I love his comedy. I adore Cate Blanchette! And well Johnny Depp- he's just classic! I'm sooo excited to see both him and my Borat singing in Sweeney Todd- I love men who sing! And Ben Stiller- I will always love you for Zoolander and having David Bowie judge your walk-off- amazing! And David Heyman- totally genius for buying the movie rights to Harry Potter immediately.

I don't necessarily agree with Will Smith being number 5. Yes he has made some good choices in his career but there are studio heads and executives here that I'm sure are far more intelligent. Plus- this man has defended Tom Cruise and Scientology far too many times...,,20163012,00.html

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Happy Birthday Jon Knight!!

Happy Birthday Jon! I'm glad to see you out in public...I would serenade you but no one sings Happy Birthday quite like you!!

What the Hell?!

Seriously- is this real? What the hell did she do to her nose?!?!? I mean I think I could do a better nose job on someone...this is horrid!

Bit of speculation- doesn't the bottom of your nose collapse after excessive coke use a la Yasmine Bleeth...just asking...


Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Posh's New Boobs

All Hail Posh! She knew that everyone was making fun of the concrete tits and she went out and got them fixed. I did notice on Monday that her cleavage looked different but this side by side comparaison shows that she decided to get the natural looking fake boobs- such a vast improvement. This explains why she wasn't photographed for a few weeks!

America's Next Top Model

For the love of god let it be Bianca that goes home this week!! It's weird- at the beginning I wasn't a Heather fan but now she is the only one that i want to win- I'm not the biggest fan of the others. Well Chantal isn't horrid but she is just sooo dumb!

I love that they told Jenah that her walk was horrible- it was- she is way too harsh and tranny.

Every time I look at Salecia I am completely baffled that her hair looks like that- why on earth did they give her the same haircut as Suri Cruise- it is just not good!

Bianca you are such a retard- you just said it's a competition but then you call Salecia a bitch for not helping you- idiot!

I love how much Nigel can't stand Jenah- she is a stuckup bitch. She is such a tranny with huge ass horse teeth it's like her mouth can't close.

HAHA- Nigel- you tell those girls to shut up.

Well I think it'll be Jenah and Heather in the bottom two for sure...god I hope it's Jenah!

She needs a top model ass whoopin- HAHA!! She has such a horrible walk- pull back your shoulders!!

Oh they eliminated Heather- I am a bit shocked but it is hard to book someone who can't communicate...I do get it but she was the best of al of these girls

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Best News Ever

I just got home from seeing a super fun movie (Enchanted- sooo cute!) and I see this news. Paul Reubens is currently filming Pee-wee's Playhouse: The Movie! OMG!!! I can't even tell you how excited this makes me!!! I LOVE ME SOME PLAYHOUSE!! I wonder if they will be able to get Natasha Lyonne and Lawrence Fishburne. This is so exciting- I can't wait til 2009!!!

Veronica Left Logan for This?!

It is now rumoured that Kristen Bell is dating Dax Shepherd...ew. Come on Veronica you can do better than some Punk'd/Employee of the Month moron!!! Time to go break up Logan's scientology marriage and put him back on the right path!

Just Bring Back Janice!!

It was just announced that Twiggy will not be a judge on the next season of America's Next Top Model due to scheduling conflicts. They are bringing in Paulina Porizkova instead...and while she was a supermodel in the eighties and is beautiful I think she's another one of those boring nice people. For the love of god bring back Janice Dickinson- she was fantastic on that show! We need someone to bring down Tyra a little bit!


The Tudors

I thought "the most happy" was Anne's personal motto- not her family's. And if I've said it once I've said it a million times...why on earth does she never wear a hood?!

Charles Brandon is a sexy beast...although I hate his storyline. He was married to Mary, not Margaret. And she and the Duke of Suffolk had a bunch of kids- one of whom was the mother of Lady Jane Grey.

Also- Mary Tudor died of cancer- not consumption. And she was older- near Katherine's age. And she died after the marriage of Henry and Anne. I wish they were a bit more historically accurate with this show but JRM is such a sexy beast I usually forgive them.

There was no big goodbye like this between Henry and Wolsey- Wolsey was banished to the north. Then charged with treason and ordered back to London to stand trial- he died on the journey back.

Dancing with the Stars Finale

I just got home and missed the beginning- but THANK GOD I was here to see Marie's elimination! America you may frustrate the hell out of me but for once you have made me proud- thank god we are rid of that hag! Now on to the real dancing!

Ok they have shown all the spice girls talking about Mel- where is Posh?! Where the hell was Posh's commentary? I feel gipped...

Wait a minute- there is a Spice Girls special on December 17th? Fantastic!!

If they are doing their best dance Mel and Max should be doing the Free Your Mind routine- that one was fantastic. Why not do a perfect dance?!? This doesn't make sense!! Do the Paso!! I do like that they look like they are having fun- god I'm nervous for them....This dance is not as fun as their Paso! I think they are going to be blown away by Helio and Juliane- their mask routine was brilliant...this one just wasn't brilliant...

I really liked this dance the first time around- it was pretty spectacular. This one doesn't look as energetic as the first one- it is a big more stiff. But it was still pretty good.

I really hope Mel B wins- she was overall the better dancer. Her and Max deserve it. I also think it helped her loose the tranny- she was becoming a tranny for a little while but now she is back in Spice shape!

It was Helio? Really?! He wasn't as consistent as Mel B! I mean he was leaps and bounds above Marie but I do think that Mel should have won!!


Ok I need some feedback from people. I am debating whether or not to do a Christmas CD this year- and if I do if it should be a CD of carols or of music I love. I need feedback from people who have received them from me in the past- did you like them? Do you still listen to them?

More Marie Bashing

I LOVE Scary Spice's partner Maksim- he is smoldering. And I love him even more for speaking out against the hideousnous that is Marie Osmond:

"I think Jennie (Garth) was better than Marie. Frankly, I think there are a lot of other people better than Marie. I’m hoping that it is Mel and I (who win), but I’m not sure that is going to happen. History shows it’s either a cute man or somebody with a huge fan base and I think Marie has both Helio and Mel’s fan base combined times five.Yeah, I think (Marie) represents a lot of women out there with all their problems. I know first hand that there are a lot of other celebrities on the show who went through somewhat similar situations this season and they decided not to make it public… we decided not to burden people with our personal issues. I think that is why our fan base carries us through because they vote for our dancing not whatever happens in our life.”

Agreed- for the love of god let her be eliminated tonight- she didn't dance!! DIDN"T DANCE!!

So Scary

Lainey is reporting that Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds spent two hours this weekend at the Church of Scientology...What now?! Who now?! Ryan is a good Canadian boy- what the hell was he doing with these crackpots!? I hope they just went to see for themselves how crazy it is and that they are WAAAYYY too good for that!! I really like these two...I don't want to see them turn into Thetan Robots!!

Monday, November 26, 2007

Dancing with the Stars Finale

I really hope Mel B wins this- she totally deserves it. I mean she isn't even the same category as Marie- who does NOT deserve to be there. God I hope America doesn't let her win!

I really need to take up ballroom- Mel B's body has become fierce again. She is almost in Wannabe condition. The dance is a bit boring but they are still great. POSH! POSH!! POSH!! The rest of the spice girls- and POSH!! So exciting!!! '

Marie- is this a Charo song? I feel that Charo should be singing this. When I watch this I most definitely don't think that this is the finale...since this is so goddamn simple...can we say out of her league boys and girls?! I'm really glad the judges didn't give her the votes- she doesn't deserve any higher than that. And they want to make sure she isn't in the final two!

I do think that Helio is at a disadvantage- I mean he is a race car driver- not a performer. But he is a million times better than Marie! I appreciate that the judges are being tough with the scoring- I felt that the past few weeks that they have been scoring too high. Even if his footwork wasn't great he is still better than Marie!!

I have to say that Max is a sexy beast. And I much prefer when he is fully clothed with the tie and collared beast! I don't need the skeezy bare chest. i am impressed that they are using this song and they were allowed to- it's still so new. And Posh still doesn't smile- I LOVE YOU POSH!! She even looks bitchy clapping- hehe!

I might vomit up all of my yummy supper with this god awful routine...GOD AWFUL!! Why on earth is this woman wearing pigtails and the dumbass doll makeup. I can't stand this woman- she talks back to the judges thinking she is funny when she is just a complete bitch. To go out and act like she can't dance- it just shows that she can't just highlighted that the never learned ballroom. She deserves to fail- she didn't dance!! DIDN'T DANCE!! I'm so glad they gave her sevens..she doesn't deserve it...and she just brags and brags...she is not humble at all. The rest are humble- but not this bitch.

I am liking Helio more now than I did in the past- maybe because I dislike Marie so much. This was a good routine- but i agree the dismounts were clumsy. I don't understand what happened with Mel and Max- they should have rocked that dance and they didn't.

Lainey Blind Item

All Ages & Jonesing
Free as a bird, fresh like a daisy, dating up a storm, but apparently not clean as a whistle having abstained for nearly two decades. Shame.

Currently dating a lucky young man, she can regularly be seen shoving her tongue down his throat in various public establishments. Curiously enough, she was also seen not too long ago shoving her tongue down the throat of another dude… a MUCH older one – perhaps even 20 years – draped around him at a party and there’s nothing wrong with that, more power to her for playing the field, except that she was at the same time asking for drugs repeatedly…alarming not only for the obvious but also because she had a dangerous relationship with them in the past and just because she’s an adult now doesn’t mean she’ll fare any better than she did before.

Can a former emancipated addict use recreationally without serious consequence? For her sake, I hope so.

ANSWER: 100% Drew Barrymore. I really have no doubt about this one. She is in her mid thirties- she was an addict in her early teens. The daisy reference- totally Drew. The reference to the lucky man- that guy she's dating who was in the Mac commercials I think. She has totally been playing the we know Lainey likes her. Finally one that I can figure out!

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Amazing Race

I can't believe I missed last week's episode- I meant to catch it this week and never did. I know the sisters were eliminated- I wasn't that big of a fan of theirs anyway.

God carrying a chicken in a bag for a whole leg- PETA is going to have a field day with this

Man that is a horribly annoying way to mine gold- that would take forever. I would totally do the dance- plus you would only have a ten minute penalty. I think the mining would take longer.

Oh the UTurn is a very cool idea- I like that. Oh I'm excited to see the Goths shake their body!!

Ok Christina bumping asses with your father is relatively disturbing...I don't think I would include that in my moves...

I love Kynt with his Ninja sword- these two rock! Look how much fun they are having.

I don't see everyone with their chicken. Or maybe they just shoved the poor chicken in their packs...

I don't blame the blonds for using the uturn- I mean if I thought I was at the back I would use it too.

Wow now they have the little goat- PETA will most definitely be protesting at CBS this week along with the writers guild!

I feel really bad for the little goats- this looks dangerous for some of them!

I strongly strongly dislike Jen- she is way too whinny- I can't believe that she expected the siblings to give it up to them. Idiot. The siblings deserve to get first.

They are really trying to play up that the blondes might be in trouble of getting eliminated- i think they are completely safe. Lorena and Jason are quite far behind

Kynt and Vyxsin are so nice- i really like them. I want them to win

Project Runway Canada

Will this finally be the week that Megan is eliminated? The girl is horrible- it should have been her last week and not Carlie

God Marie Genevieve is such a complete cow stealing Kendra's model- you just don't do that!

I do like that they aren't really profiling the models very much- I hate that with the American version they show all the model drama- I prefer the storylines involving the designers.

I hate that Marie Genevieve made a short dress- I like long evening wear- and the top was too rigid

I don't really like Kendras- it looks stiff and puckered and cheap- too tight

Shernett's is a bit too middleaged for me- not a fan- and the model can't move

I hate the rosettes on the hips of Stephen's dress- no woman wants something that poofs out thre.

I do like Luckan's dress but it makes the model look fat- and this girl is ridiculously skinny- most women can't wear that.

Megan I don't like floor length balloon dresses- it looks like a tent

I LOVE Biddell's- the colour is amazing and I love the detailing- and it fits amazingly

The worst was Kendra's in my opinion.

I can't believe that Kendra's isn't in the bottom- must be Megan and Marie Genevieve...maybe Shernett

I love how pissed off Lucian looks with Biddell getting complimented- I hope they both make it into the final two and then they will have an all out bitch fight.

Biddell will win for sure. Marie Genevieve's won the most money at the auction? That is crazy- I didn't think it was that great but obviously somebody did.

Well Megan finally goes home- it's about time...the winner should be able to sew!

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Hogan Divorce

Poor Hulk is having a really bad year. First his daughter turned into a tranny. Then his retard son severely injured his son in a street race. Now his wife is divorcing him- and he found out through a reporter! Linda- who is completely trashy and scary as anyone who watched their show knows- filed for divorce but didn't tell him! A reporter asking him for a comment regarding the divorce was actually the one to tell him. Nice.

I have to say though even if the family is completely trashy I did like their show..and I don't mind poor Hulk...


Friday, November 23, 2007

Bachelor Beatdown

Mary was arrested in Tampa on Wednesday for punching and beating up Byron. There goes another Bachelor couple- after they were paraded around on Tuesday night during the After the Rose episode as a success story...seems they spoke too soon...


Thursday, November 22, 2007

Ugly Betty

Hehe- I love that Justin decorated his closet as a nightclub...maybe I'll do that with my lights after xmas...

I love Christina's hat- sooo sooo cute!! Never mind that- now I need Amanda's for the next funeral!

Why on earth would Betty stand up?

Hehe- I love Mark in the background with his beret.

Ew the kidney stone in the ornament- it's like my friend who's dad kept them on the tv by the traumatic...must remember to mention that to my future therapist...

I love Amanda trying to get Betty to go over to Slater for the plastic surgery coverage- haha!!

THIS IS SO WRONG. They cannot separate Mark and Amanda- I will put up with a lot but not this. This is unacceptable!!

I would listen to a What's Hot column by Amanda- have you seen her clothes?! Amazing!

Oh a pink tree- how I heart and covet you!!

Happy American Thanksgiving


Wednesday, November 21, 2007

America's Next Top Model

God I cannot deal with Bianca- I pray that she is eliminated- she is such a freakin cow. Does she think that she looks good being such a bitch?

Oh god Salecia is a complete cow!! She sees that there is a double bed and takes it then won't share- when there are only 5 beds. Bitch- with bad bad hair. And there is retard Bianca laughing away.

I love that the Jay's admitted that China has no fashion industry- but maybe one day it's time to get back to basics and send the girls to Milan and Paris- true fashion capitals.

I'm glad that Heather picked Chantal- she is one of the nice ones. I would have puked if that cow Bianca (I actually want to type another c word) had benefited!!

I hope Bianca goes home for refusing to do the challenge....but I think that it'll be Lisa...she really messed up the commercial

I knew it- poor should have been Bianca!!

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

After the Rose

Now there had better be an explanation about what happened last night. Patti called right after the show and had a very interesting theory that I think makes sense. He probably was going to propose to Deanna- I mean he had a ring. But then he seemed to have a panic attack of sorts- he looked like he couldn't breathe. Then he said he had to get rid of her- and the producers said that he had changed his mind. He would have had to tell the producers his decision in advance- so he must have told them he would propose.

Somehow you got them all here tonight- it's called contractual obligations.

Oh look it's the famewhores- will Trista ever go away?! Now she will probably talk in a baby voice to the baby- yuck!

Haha- Chris totally cut her off! haha!

Oh Byron and Mary- I was wondering what happened to them. I feel that they are parading these people out to prove that the Bachelor works.

I can't believe those couples flew all the way there for like 10 second interviews- I feel everything this season is completely rushed.

Wow I can't believe that I am agreeing with Jennie- why couldn't he date someone?!

I think they just showed more of the Grandmother than they did of the hometown dates!!

Side note- I just found the Mole on the gameshow network- god this show was amazing!! Why isn't this on anymore?!

Back to the Bachelor- I am sleepy and better be staying up for some answers!

See he didn't have this big of a panic attack rejecting Jennie- there was more to this then just saying goodbye- I truly think he was going to propose but then he freaked out.

Brad you complete dolt- it takes longer than 6 weeks to fall in love.

Her poor father was flown there at his request and he didn't propose!?

Oh he is addressing the child thing. Saying it's a rumour.

He still hasn't really explained anything...why couldn't he just date?! Does he not understand that he didn't have to propose?

Wow Jennie is making sense- I never thought I'd say that...

I agree with Deanna- Brad is totally not answering anything Why tell her your heart is broken and you've thought about her daily!? That is totally leading her on!!! I'm glad that at least Deanna was calling him out- but nothing was resolved

Dancing with the Stars

Seriously America- am I watching the same show as you?! Are you watching the dancing? Do you see the dancing? Are you voting based on talent?! How the hell can Marie Osmond be in the finals?!!? The woman can't dance!!! This is why I can't watch American Idol- because quite frankly the general viewing audience quite obviously have no taste.

God Marie is such a pompous bitch- she is the only one with wisdom?! Shut up!! She is such a raging idiot- I hate that she is going into the final!

Well at least there was some sense- Scary is in the final. For the love of god let us see Posh at the finals again!!

Even Len thinks that Marie should have left- it is craziness that she is staying!

Oh there goes my Kelly Taylor- seriously America- you picked freakin Marie Osmond over Kelly Taylor?! Seriously?!

The Tudors

This is going to pump me up for my bookclub on Sunday- there are few things that I enjoy discussing more than Tudor England!!

I think that Sam Neill is just fantastic in this role- the desperation of Wolsey is really well portrayed.

I still don't feel that they are truly portraying Anne Boleyn accurately- she just looks like a bitchy slut. And while that may have been true she was his top political and policy advisor by this point- she controled everything.

That isn't really how the courtcase went but the point was the same. She was not sitting in the court prior to her speech- they called for her and didn't expect her. Then she marched in and gave her speech to Henry- that part is true.

Most Disturbing Movie Ever

They really have no shame with movies is the description for the new movie Teeth:

The film tells the story of high school student Dawn (Jess Weixler) who works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group's most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad's (John Hensley) increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth.

Ew. Ew. Ew. This is even more disturbing than the death in Sleepaway Camp one that involved the curling iron getting shoved into the girl......


Pushing Daisies

For the love of god producers meet with the writers guild and give in to their demands- I don't want my shows to end!! Especially Pushing Daisies- god I hope they sing tonight!!

Isn't a small pie a tart? Or is it just me?

The burn victim kind of looks like she turned into a tree...

PEEWEE!!! Don't do it Peewee! Stop the insanity!!

We aren't at that stage of our friendship yet- don't cry in front of me- HAHA!! That's how I feel around crying...even when I am close with the friend...

Jews for Cheeses- haha!!

SINGING!! Audrey is singing!! And in the leopard print dress she is totally Audrey. Although I have no idea what this song is from...

Haha- his new hobby is popup books! Sheila you should lend him yours!!

Cup-pie/?! Is that not a tart?!?

If Peewee might be able to expose Chuck with his nose does this mean he'll be back? I hope so!

Monday, November 19, 2007

The Bachelor- Finale

I am soooo sleepy- 1 gravol later....but I am determined to see this thing through! I have put too much time into this!

Well the famiy seems to really like Deanna. God that was a damn quick visit- I remember the visits used to be longer...that seemed so short.

Well that visit with Jennie was incredibly short and pretty obvious that it is Deanna. Jennie did not come off well- i think they can tell she's a moron

Wow Deanna did open up- and I do not feel that she is not as fake as Jennie. Wow these are just the shortest dates ever. I don't think Brad is as into Jennie anymore.

God lord we are already at the end- they didn't even show the girls getting ready and all that suspense- this is like the bachelor= fast forward edition.

I knew he wouldn't pick Jennie- that has been obvious for the past few weeks. She really went overboard on the charcoal eyeshadow... Poor Brad- he is a nice guy and looks upset.

Wow there was no coming up on the Bachelor between the two girls- this is just odd...

Man Deanna is totally the Estella of the season...I never noticed that he had a weird mole on his eyebrow.

Wow he looks like he's going to pass out- where the hell is he going?!! Man he is not smooth! If I were her I'd be freaking seeing him running around like that. He can't even look at her. I KNEW IT!!!

I KNEW IT!! I KNEW HE WAS GOING TO PICK NO ONE!!! I knew when he said last week that he had followed his heart and he didn't mention a girl that he hadn't picked one! I like that Deanna is at least confronting him and not just being the nice girl like Jennie.

Why can't these people just date!? Why can't they leave here and just date? Why does it all have to be over because they don't want to get married after a few weeks- why don't they start dating?!

I have to say I do love Deanna's outfit. At least Deanna isn't being a tard saying I hope you meet someone that makes you happy- I would never say that to someone as I'm being dumped!

I'm also sick of being the one that makes the guy perfect for the next one- it's a pain in the ass

Why on earth did Brad even bother getting a ring!? I have to say if he wants to get rid of it he can throw it this way- it's gorgeous!!

Wow tomorrow night's After the Rose looks horribly awkward!!

Dancing with the Stars

I might not last long- i have taken a gravol and feel like ass! But I am at least watching the first round!

Marie- time to go home!! Of course she would pick this song- so annoying! So slow...go home already!! She is jut running in this weird way at the end- that was odd.

POSH!! POSH!!! She's back- and she looks so miserable- love her! The rest are smiling and joking- she looks annoyed- HAHA!! How on earth can America not vote for the spice girls?!!? I have to say I'm thinking that i need to take up ballroom dancing- scary spice has lost a ton of weight.

K I missed the rest of the episode- was on the phone. But it seemed like they were just throwing out the tens!

Lainey Blind Item

Cheap & Crafty
No shortage of classless behaviour in Hollywood and above the maybe gaybe speculation and the drug drama, it’s these stories that are the most shocking:

How can the privileged behave so poorly?

Especially someone who sounds so elegant? Whose record has been spotless and golden?

Then again, it’s always the ones you least expect.

In her case however it’s become an M.O., a trail of cheapness wherever she goes.

So you know when you stay at a hotel, if the soap and bath products happen to be on the higher end, it’s customary to ask for a few refills and take some home? This of course is standard behaviour for US…because we’re broke!

But how about a busy, working actress, married to a busy working man, both with several projects on the go – does it then become less acceptable? Almost shameful? I think so yes.

And still she does it wherever she goes – on junkets, on promotional tours, whenever she’s at a hotel, she orders up extras: extra shampoo, extra lotion, even extra bathrobes, taking EVERYTHING home… yes, even the bathrobes. The bathrobes that are washed then used again by every guest staying in that suite, she insists on bringing it all with her. Including the gifts too.

She is also not shy with special requests. Lighting fixtures, humidifiers, strollers – kinda major items you’d think would be on loan, right?


She packs those up with her too. The woman leaves NOTHING behind.

The question is: what does she do with it all?

Would you believe she gives it to her staff? She saves the little soaps and gels and crafts them into small baskets and presents them to the nannies and the housekeepers as bonuses!

Can you imagine? Can you imagine a Christmas gift basket full of hotel shampoos and conditioners?

I mean How.F&cking.Tacky.

Guesses: I am going with Patti on this one- either Cate Blanchette or Kate Winslet- although I don't know how busy Cate Blanchette's husband is. So I say Kate Winslet

UPDATE: Well Lainey has confirmed it is neither of these ladies- next guess..Julia Roberts?

NEW UPDATE: Now Lainey has confirmed that it is not Julia Roberts...I'm going with Gwyneth

YET ANOTHER UPDATE: Man it is likek Lainey is reading my mind! She just confirmed that it is not Gwyneth- which truly pleases me since I heart her and want to be her. Anyways, new guess- Catherine Zeta Jones...i did think her from the beginning but isn't she know to be a bitch?

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Ugly Betty

I've said it once and I'll say it again. Betty is the worst part of this show. That scene where she is talking to herself was painfully bad.

Why is it always sadder when tragidy strikes hot people?

Lamanda- haha!! I love the name

If I ate lunch now would be the time to lose it- HAHA

I love Yoga as a fugitive- too funny! I have the travel documents- she has the puzzles.

I love the ringtone wedding march- fantastic!!!

Now this episode needs the milkshake song to really make it complete!!

Oh Bradford is so going to die with Betty in the room. Of course this is why she'll keep her job- a dying wish. He will be dead when she comes back in.

Ok and now i'm crying. So sad!!

Lainey Blind Item Update

So Lainey posted a few things today that answer blind items. One- she confirmed that Hayden Christensen is a cokehead. And two- she said that Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox are on the outs...but the telltale line came later when she said she was also on the outs with her gays...the rumour was that the best friend blind vice was about Jennifer Aniston and her gay hairdresser- this pretty much confirms it.

Now if only I could figure out the mute stones one!!

Trading Spaces News

Once upon a time this show was must see tv for me. When I lived in Edmonton my housemates and I were addicted- then I moved in with my mom and the addiction continued. But then the show just became unwatchable. They got rid of the host, had all these weird gimmicks and it just didn't feel right. So I pretty much stopped watching. But TLC is admitting that it now sucks so they are revamping it and bringing back Paige the host. Hopefully it becomes must see tv again.

Note to TLC- I also love Moving Up- I need new episodes!!

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Guess the Celeb

Believe it or not this is Ally Sheedy!! She has come a long way since the Breakfast Club!!

All Natural?

I love that the crackpot that is Paula Abdul denies that she had plastic surgery!! HAHA!! Look at this high school pic- look at it!! It hardly even looks like her!! I remember watching her E True Hollywood story and thinking who the hell is this girl. Is it just me?


America's Next Top Model

Well Lisa's the first person they profiled- based on the season she's the one going home.

Look at Benny Ninja's outfit- he kills me! I'm loving the kilt!

So basically the show has just turned into Project Runway. I love that when Lisa had to describe herself she said she liked to show her legs- haha!

How the hell does a ballerina outfit look like cleopatra?! Her boobs are hanging out of it. Bianca drives me nuts- I wish she would go home.

I do like Heather's outfit- but the girl cannot walk still...such bad posture!! And the girl just can't speak in public!!

Ambreal looks like a member of the lollipop guild- the cute thing is damn annoying.

Jenna still looks like a drag queen- and the dress was horrid

Lisa's outfit is different- and god she is a horrid speaker as well.

Chantale was ok as a speaker- but it really showed just how dumb she is.

Salecia didn't walk like like she was girly.

God Bianca is such a cow- does she have to grin and look so happy that Heather is being insulted- the girl was raised in a barn- in NYC.

Salecia won- she has been not shown in a long time...I think she is definitely a dark horse to win this.

There's a dark skinned blond guy coming towards you- who could it be!? Dumbasses

Yup I think it's Lisa going home. I think it'll be her and Heather in the bottom two.

Oh god what the hell is going on with this dragon- is this to show Tyra's acting skill or to say they are going to China. I think it's time to start back at the beginning- get these girls back to Paris and Milan- let's be honest- that is where fashion is!!

Oh I was wrong- Ambreal is in the bottom two. Makes sense- she definitely does not look like a model. Well let's be honest- few of these girls look like models...

Oh they broke the cycle of evicting the first girl they profile. Ambreal had to go- she should have left weeks ago.

Time to Get on Ebay

Poor Corey Haim- he has to sell off props from the Two Coreys to make a living. Maybe he's running out of money and will have to go back to living in Marni's building!!

Sexiest Man Alive

People magazine just named Matt Damon sexiest man alive- I kind of agree. I used to find him sexier than I do now...and the picture is not terribly flattering. But he is a good choice- at least it's not Tom Cruise!!

PS. People is also reporting that Ellen Pompeo eloped...does anyone care?


Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Dancing with the Stars- elimination

I can't believe Marie just got by- god the Minivan Majority must be stopped! The woman can't dance!! Max looked actualy angry when that was announced!

The only other person who should go is Cameron- but he's so pretty!

Chi McBride from Pushing Daisies- I love you! You rock!

Thank god Mel and Max got through- they completely deserve it. Well the prettiness has left the show. He makes me want to start watching All My Children again.

The Tudors

I am rereading the Other Boleyn Girl for my bookclub so my head is full of Tudor Monarchy was on Henry the eighth last night- I have been looking forward to this!!

Have I mentioned that they are currently filming a season two- SEASON TWO!! Best news ever- thank god it's over in England!

There is no way that Henry would have went towards sickness- he was infamous for running away. He completely feared the sweating sickness

There is no way in hell that Henry stayed in London for that long- he always ran away. Plus there is no way in hell a sick serving boy would have been allowed near him- he had HUNDREDS of servants around.

Well the Anne stuff is true- she did have it. They are making Anne's father out to be a much more caring father than he was- in fact he used his children for the family's gain- he was not a doting parent.

Pushing Daisies

Oh how I missed this show last week!! I'm so happy it's back- god it is witty!

Joel McHale!! Joel McHale!! He is the dead guy- and my favourite host of the Soup- I live for his show ever week!

Chi McBride rocks on this show- he is just fantastic! A polygamist who stabbed himself while slipping on coffee- haha! How do they come up with this stuff?! Writers strike please end soon- I don't want to miss any shows!

Hmmm....what broadway song will they sing!? Three little maids?

She bred labs- then she has to be a nice person- only nice lawabiding citizens have purebred labs!!

Hello I'm pimento- nice alias Olive! Mr Digby and Ned as aliases- this is fantastic!

A collardorrussellpoop- god bubblegum was ugly!! So they all gave him his morning coffee- interesting.

I think that it is all 4 wives working together- i mean they are sister wives. Either that or it's the first wife- pissed off that her husband became a polygamist.

First wife- i Knew it!!

James Blunt Concert!!

Does anyone have any interest in going to see James Blunt? I LOVE HIM!! I just got the email that he is coming to Toronto on Monday, February 25th and that the presale tickets go on sale tomorrow!!

Bachelor Gossip

Thanks to Lisa Kenny for the link

Survivor AllStars

So rumour has it the next season of Survivor will be an all star season. The rumoured cast list is:

Julie Berry, Eliza and Amy from Season 9: Vanuatu
Katie, Ian, Jen and Coby from Season 10: Palau
Lidia, Judd, Gary from Season 11: Guatamala
Terry, Cirie, and Shane from Season 12: Panama
Ozzy, Parvati, John from Season 13: Cooke Islands
Yeoman and Michelle from Season 14: Fiji
Courtney and James from Season 15: China

Now most of the men I agree with. The producers are usually pretty good with who they cast for men- they cast good characters. But the women?! Yuck. Most of these girls are just dumbasses. And I don't understand why some of these people are even on here. Michelle!? What the hell did she do? Parvati just acted slutty. Julie Berry?! HAHA!! I wonder how she got on there...side note- she dates Jeff Probst.

I can't even remember some of these people- Amy? John? Lidia? No idea

Yay Yeoman!! I LOVE HIM!!

Courtney- isn't she the anorexic one this season!? What the hell has she done?!

Monday, November 12, 2007

The Bachelor- The Women Tell All

I'm not really sure why I am still up for this- you don't usually learn much- except the girls are crackpots! I might just watch the beginning- I mainly want to see the interview with Brad to see if he admits if he got engaged or if he is even still with the girl.

Please- let's not get crazy here. He is NOT hotter than David Beckham. Man Hillary was a huge ass bitch. Point taken you little skank- lovely. These girls are still hating each other.

Man McCarten has to get involved with every conversation. Poor Bettina looks so uncomfortable- she so doesn't want to be there.

I wonder if Hillary can admit when she sees this that she was a complete crackpot who misread the situation. I still don't see how this was the most dramatic exit compared to other seasons- nothing really happened. I would be crying too if I made such an ass of myself on National Television.

I love that they are showing Brad down in the corner while Bettina says she was upset with him for insulting her family.

God this is like the freakin Hillary show. When are they going to ask Sheena about her crazy mother?!

Ok he just said he has never been happier. What the hell does that mean?! He says he feels confident and followed his heart- he didn't say he was happy with a person. Or that he is still with them. I think he chose neither by following his heart.

Congrats Master Michelle!

And the Award for Worst Boobs Goes To...

Tori Spelling!! I do believe that she has been our champion since 1991- even though these are new people. NEW!!! Her husband asked her to get new ones and here they are. I never thought it was possible for her to have worse boobs- her cleavage traumatized my teen years. But then she goes and gets these!! LOOK AT THEM!! They have "natural" looking ones these days- see Christina Aguilera. She is trying to rival posh with these concrete tits- and she is NO posh. It's just horrid!


Dancing with the Stars

I missed the beginning of the show- I was on the phone with my mom. I was watching on mute and have a few comments. Cameron- boring. Jenny- love the shiny green- I need an xmas ornament made with those!! I saw some mistakes. Marie- yawn. Time to go home!! She just stays in one place all the time- I know her dad died but she is way out of her conversation here.

Personal Jesus!! I LOVE THIS SONG!!! Scary Spice is rocking this competition- she is by far the best- no one else even comes close. That tango was fantastic but after last week it's hard to top that.

Jenni- oh god I hate this song. She looks again like she is anticipating the next move- she doesn't just relax and feel the music.

Cameron- well I appreciate the pants Cameron. I have to say that! There is quite the bulge in those things...I actually am feeling a bit obscene right now...He is a bit slow with his footwork.

Poor Marie is way out of her league- she has absolutely no speed. Everything is just simple...time to go home. God Marie is annoying- she doesn't shut up. And she's horrid- time to get rid of her. Did you notice that the rest of the cast looked annoyed with her in the background.

Helio- oh god is he doing the Mask. Actually this is a pretty good dance- finally some speed. I have to say I liked him in this one.

I'm noticing that all the dancers are sitting backstage except Marie- I wonder if the wholesome Mormon is a raging bitch?

Mel and Max are the best. End of story.

New Celeb Baby Name

While I try to avoid posting about the crackpot that is Elisabeth Hasselbeck this name just made me giggle. She gave birth to a baby boy in Arizona on Saturday and called into the View this morning to announce the name. Taylor Thomas! Taylor Thomas!! I didn't know that Home Improvement had made such lasting impressions on people. I will kill myself laughing if she names her next son Jonathan

Plastic Surgery is Scary

Kanye West's mother Donda passed away after having a reaction to the medication during a tummy tuck and breast augmentation. She was only 58. How bloody scary is that- I mean we all tend to think of these plastic surgeries as routine but things can go so wrong- is it really worth it?!

Lainey Blind Item

Nude Windows & Mute Stones

She’s kept a low profile, with few new projects in recent years preferring to focus on marriage and on her head. Clearly not enough focus on the head. Because while she’s cleaned up the slovenly habits of riddles past, she’s still as loopy as ever. And still a colossal bitch. Who likes to parade around stark naked in front of her window with the blinds wide open.

In a rented house on a well populated street shooting an upcoming movie on location, she can apparently be seen regularly walking around in front of the windows at the front of the house breasts flouncing around freely, oblivious to whoever might be outside.

It’s too bad she’s not as chill about her attitude than she is about her body.

Yet another star who stalks the set like a tyrant, yet another star who won’t deign to speak to the regular folk. Seems she considers conversation with her a privilege but the honour is granted sparingly and only through “Mute Stones”.


She carries around what people on set have taken to calling Mute Stones and when she isn’t in the mood to converse with someone, she will silently hand over the Mute Stone – those in possession of a Mute Stone are not permitted to speak to her until she takes it back.

Perhaps it’s a trick she can pass on to The Unfunny Douche who fired a dude recently for simply looking at him.

It’s hard to believe, I get it. You can’t believe people are capable of acting so appallingly. But there are two crews over a hundred strong that can vouch for it, word for word.

MY GUESS: This one is super tough. The only person that comes to mind is Sarah Michelle Gellar- she really isn't around very much and she's married. Plus she's rumoured to be a bitch. Thoughts?

UPDATE: Lainey has confirmed that it is not Julia Roberts, Sharon Stone, Nicole Kidman or Charlize Theron- she implied that this actress has not won many awards BUT that both her husband and her family have...I don't think that means SMG since Freddie isn't that decorated and she doesn't have a famous family.

Ach- who has a famous family!? This one has me stumped

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Amazing Race

The race is a shock to the system because I haven't had a facial or a manicure- man the blonds have tough lives.

I would smack Ronald and tell him off- who the hell does he think he is yelling at another team for bad behaviour- it has nothing to do with him.

Is it wrong when I thought of common activities around Amsterdam I thought about smoking pot and live sex shows...granted i don't think that they would put that on tv.

I love that vixen felt safe hoisting and tying the knots because she used to macrame. I really like the goths- they have fun little interviews.

The blonds kicked ass at that challenge- the other two couples suck. I don't understand why TK and Rachel just don't switch if he can't do it!
Ok they finally switched.

Ditch Vaulting- oh god I would really hurt myself!! And there go Nate and Jen screaming at each other. Although they are annoying I pray it's the father daughter that get eliminated- they are way too annoying. I have to say the blonds are proving they are good- they are doing really well on the challenges.

Oh god I cannot deal with Jen and Nate they are just so loud and horrible

I would murder him if he were my father- he's a retard. He just doesn't shut up- shut up with the optimism- he is a pompous idiot. I love seeing families that are worse than mine

I can't believe the grandfather is jumping

Oh my god slap your father upside the head- he is an idiot. He is holding them up by not shutting up!

Do we really need to see the grandfather in his underwear.

HAHA- they just biked right by Phil- that was hysterical!!

I love that the idiot father keeps blaming his daughter for slowing them down- then he makes her stop constantly because he won't shut up.

Oh the poor lesbian ministers- they are out of this

Project Runway Canada

This episode is going to be so much fun- mainly because I'm eating chocolate chex mix from target- mmmm chocolate chex mix!!

The Carlu is a pretty cool location- a girl I work with wants to get married there and I understand why.

I'm curious how they are going to design this dress- it is so important that she can BREATHE in it- she has to be able to expand her diaghragm- yet have it camouflaged. Every opera singer I know loves the black- with sequins...something nice and shiny

Why on earth is Megan still there?! The girl is useless- she doesn't know how to design. Every single episode she freaks out because she doesn't know how to design or sew- then the other designers save her ass and she gets by!

Oh I don't really like Marie Genevieve- she doesn't seem to want to be there. I really loved her the first week and now I can't stand her. She is making an opera singer a dress in her style?! What opera singer wants to dress like a hobo?!!? Boho chic does not work on the stage!!

MG why on earth would you make a dress that is short when the client specifically asks for her feet to be covered. I can't stand her attitude. Plus the fabric and cut of the dress is for a skinny woman- and the singer is curvy- it will not be flattering.

While I like Carlie's dress it is a dress designed for a skinny model and not an opera singer. I feel like all of these dresses are for skinny people- none of these people were listening.

I do like Biddell's- it is appropriate for the client. Actually so is Carlie's from the front- I take back what I said before. Oh I love Lucien's- that is fav=bulous. I think Megan's is too clingy- she wouldn't be able to move well enough. Stephen's is good to- a bit simple but nice. Oh god MG's is so short and not appropriate for the challenge. I really like Kendra's but her model isn't exactly selling it- I love how the skirt moves. Shernett's is again too clingy at the front- she has to be able to move- she is not a geisha.

I think the bottom two will be Megan and MG- and MG will go home for having a bad attitude and not listening.

Even though none of them seem to like Kendra's I think it is quite pretty. God this opera singer is killing me- she is such a diva. I love it- she is like all the other ones I know! Tell MG off- she has a bad attitude. Oh they like Megan's- she will be in.

Wow I can't believe that Megan won a challenge- I am shocked! I still liked Lucian's better.

Pushing Daisies

My new favorite show is falling victim to the writing strike. They are now filming episode #9 and they are treating it as a Season Finale. I can't believe there will only be 9 episodes of this show this year!

Prince Harry is Single

Someone get me a ticket to London ASAP! The News of the World is reporting that Chelsy Davy dumped Prince Harry this week after 3 years together. Word is she had had enough of his philandering- hun, he's the spare...that's when you try to suck it up!


Friday, November 9, 2007

I Heart David Bowie

The smoking gun just dug up this mugshot of David Bowie from an arrest for marijuana possession back in 1976 in Rochester NY. God he is fabulous!! Look at the mugshot- fantastic!! I love him...

Lawyers Dump Heather Mills

I haven't really blogged about all the Heather Mills stuff lately because quite frankly I can't stand her. She is a liar- which has been proven COUNTLESS times. She is a golddigger. She is a media whore...the bad kind. Do not bash a Beatle and his powerful designer daughter unless you have the goods to back it up. She did her big media tour last week trying to garner the minivan majorities vote- and it backfired on her big time. And her lawyers have now dumped her because of it- HAHA

Payback's a bitch