Thursday, July 31, 2008

Lainey Blind Item

Unpaid Bills
You’d think they’d be liquid, you know? Flush from the funds of so many different projects, across so many different mediums, by so many different sources.

But that’s the thing with celebrities. They’re richer than we are, to be sure, but some of them really aren’t THAT rich, especially when you factor in the lifestyle. Being not that rich isn’t a problem. Being not that rich and not paying your bills is a big problem. Being not that rich, not paying your bills, but still spending your balls off is a huge problem.

So they have projects around the house. Some construction here, some wiring there, installations, never stops. It never stops because they keep having to hire new people. Inevitably the invoice will arrive, they won’t be able to pay it, so they end up calling someone else to finish the job. They don’t pay those people either.

How f&cking ghetto, non???

Like people who keep taking out credit card after credit card? Only these assholes are wealthy! They have jobs! They earn celebrity salaries!

Which means they’re too stupid to manage their finances and too cheap to figure out their finances before satisfying their non-urgent, vanity-motivated projects at the expense, literally, of labourers and small business owners who trusted the wrong millionaires.

Slowly but surely, they’ve pretty much exhausted the entire contracting community in town, verging on blacklist, and are now several hundred thousand dollars in the hole to several companies in Hollywood. Word is they’re facing legal action, and even a lien on their property...

Probably the reason behind the new round of exploitation. They need the cash.

But do we still care?

A few years ago, before everyone and their eyebrow stylist had a reality show, it was a novel concept. Now? Now they’re totally almost irrelevant – the proof in that lies in a deal one of them tried to strike with the paps recently.

She needed cash so badly, she arranged for some “candids” in exchange for a few quid. Unfortunately her images weren’t selling and the photographers cut her off.


Word is, even Phoebe Price out-earns her...

In this economy, there is no history.

MY GUESS: Sharon Osbourne. It's a couple who is always renovating- fits them. Plus we all know she spends a lot and is not terribly relevant anymore. And they were at the forefront of the reality genre. Plus I'm guessing they are British with the quid reference

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Perez Not So Blind Item

What delusional stage mother was kicked out of the after-party for the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 premiere in NYC on Monday night for being a drunken mess????

Love her!

Oh Dina Lohan- you are such a douche! Not only did she get drunk and get kicked out- she was partying with 14 year old Ali...lovely...Ryan Seacrest you must be so proud promoting these two with a reality show...

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince Trailer

SOOOO EXCITED!!! I'm definitely going to have to see this in 3D on the Imax- I saw Batman on it last night and it was fantastic

Bachelor Breakup

Matt and Shayne have officially broken up- shocking I know. I guess he moved into her condo but moved out after a month because he needed space- that is never a good sign! I never thought they would last but I did like them

Monday, July 28, 2008

The Mole

I still think that Craig is the mole- although really it could be anyone at this point- they all act moley at one point or another

Oh Nicole and Craig together- since they are my top two suspects it is not surprising that they messed up with the talking. Nicole is getting molier and molier to me every week- I always think back to Craig carrying the mole sign ad i think it's him. But on the other hand Nicole slept alone on the beach- perfect opportunity for producers to plot with her

I love the difference in the pot sizes between the two teams- Craig or Nicole is totally the mole

My god these puzzles are damn damn hard!!

Interesting that Nicole chose the number 3 cell immediately- why did she want that one? I never knew these were called doublets- i'm suspicious that mark is doing so well- he could be the mole...

Oh it's predetermined who gets the exception based on the cell- interesting...I'm guessing the mole picked it!

I think that Paul is going home tonight- he doesn't go as fast on the quiz so will be eliminated. I think Nicole will win the game- the quiz super matters. If Mark had not had the exemption it would have been him. Yup it was Paul- the only thing can be that he went slower than Nicole- because he was targeting Craig. Or Nicole is the mole and he answered the quiz for Craig

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Big Brother 10

Well at least Jesse is wearing a shirt tonight- that's a nice change

Steven is totally leaving tonight- and I don't mind. I thought I would love him and he'd be all brokeback and fun but he's just boring and whinny. There is nothing appealing about him.

I actually agree with keeping Steven if I were the Libra alliance- you can't have 4 vs. 4- you definitely need the advantage

Look at Renny smiling during the Libra and Gerry conversation- she loves that she created that tension

Ollie I think your dad is having a huge problem with you having sex all over the house and on the internet- you are essentially doing will be very embarassing when they get out

Renny's son is named Sparky?!? What the hell?! And why does the brother have his hand on his sisters leg? Is it just me or is it kind of pervy...and by kind of I think we are in Flowers in the Attic territory here...

I love that Jesse's family is trying to make excuses for him- they are not admitting that he's a douche...they are in denial

Oh they did evict Steven in the end- I guess they figure they could align with Gerry or Renny. At least Keisha voted with the group- it could be awkward

I love how Jesse has started talking about his own body and leading him by example to a better physique...douche...

Renny might just have the worst reaction time- it took long enough!

Keisha as head of household? I would be worried if I was April and Libra- I think she'll go after them. I think though that she should be going after Memphis and Jesse for sure

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Mamma Mia

I just got back from seeing Mamma Mia with my Mamma Mia and let me tell you- FABULOUS!!! I LOVED IT!!! It was campy amazing goodness! I had never seen the musical so it was all a nice surprise to me how they would use the Abba songs. It was cast magnificently and oh the Greek Island setting- I miss it!! It was sooo beautiful! And Lilly Kane- she was fantastic!! She can really really sing and was perfect in the role. And Meryl Streep- sublime. I want to be her when I grow up! She is spectacular and doesn't give a rats ass and just has fun- love her!! Christine Baranski is sooo underrated- she needs to be in more. She was great in her role- as was Mrs. Weasley as the other friend. So great!! And Colin him!!! He was so nerdy cute...sigh...I just loved the whole thing. I do wish I had seen it in a gaybourhood because I think that the audience would have been up dancing- which would have been great.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Lainey Blind Item

Bad Haired and Bug-Eyed
Which actor has been much too egotistical and much too energetic on press tour recently? Let’s start with the ego first:

He’s not exactly Brad Pitt or the GMD on fame terms and still he travels with a crazy security team and insists on sweeping every location before he will enter. Who the f&ck are you??? Even his own management is snickering at his grossly exaggerated sense of entitlement – hit movies don’t necessarily equate to international superstardom, and while his box office might be lucrative, his celebrity status is decidedly modest.

Still…he insists on super stealth, secret service style maneuvers, and has hilariously mandated that while in public he be referred to by “code name” only. It becomes even funnier when the newly single megalomaniac happens upon an attractive woman. The woman is hustled through stairwells and hallways before their tryst – a procedure so elaborate that last week, his chosen partner for the evening ended up so rattled by the time she arrived at his room, she was no longer in the mood to participate.

And his paranoia is getting worse. It started out as a quirk - several weeks ago he was enthusiastic and perhaps a little particular, but not a paranoid freak. A little blow here and there for extra energy though has become more of a habit and he is getting CRANKED at work. To the point where more than a few journalists have remarked about his over-animated behaviour, as a timid reporter from Asia was frightened and confused during an interview when he became angry at her for refusing to sing karaoke with him. Sorry…I’m a bitch. I had to laugh about that.

Be thankful, dude, for a good publicity team. And for the fact that at the end of the day, it’s really only you.

ANSWER: At first I couldn't figure this out at all. Sheila read on Lainey Lurv that it is Brendan Fraser and it totally makes sense. The bad hair, the franchise (Mummy) but not super famous, the use of the word dude- I mean he is encino man. Plus he recently split with his wife.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Video of the Day

Neil Patrick Harris really is the cutest- and he can sing!! Here he is as the shoe fairy- too cute!! I wish I could stomach How I Met Your Mother- he's the only good thing about that show. The rest of them drive me nuts- but I heart him. Anyone who goes on Sesame Street and sings rocks my world!

New Celeb Baby Name

Ethan Hawke just had a baby with the nanny. Well technically she is now his wife but I'll always think of her as the nanny. He and Uma had a nanny while they were married and she is his new bride- they claim they weren't dating while he was married...sure... Anyways, he and the nanny had a little girl named Clementine Jane Hawke. Yuck- I HATE that name!! I know it's trendy but I HATE it..oh my darling...

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Celebrity Family Feud

I admit it- I watch this show when I'm on the elliptical- there really isn't anything else on on Tuesday from 8-9. I have read about Ed McMahon quite a bit recently- he is almost bankrupt and in ill health. And turns out he has a completely psychotic wife!! The poor man is wearing a neck brace and can hardly move and he is being accosted by his drunk/stoned wife. Even jovial Al Roker was going to murder her. She was a complete dumbass who blatantly didn't know where she was and didn't understand the game- well I guess family feud is a confusing game. She wouldn't shut up and was incredibly stupid- well really his whole family was. They only won because his granddaughter was good- but they didn't even have her play fast money- it was the drunk ass wife!!! Poor poor Ed.

Big Brother 10

Is it just me or does Memphis look like a jacked up Ray Pruitt?

Steven seems a bit slow to me- I don't like the way he talks at all...

And also Keisha is very similar looking to Danielle- just not as whinny and young...but they are both Hooters girls...

Wow how ironic that Steven picked out Keisha's name!

Why the hell is Michelle jumping around after she got the right answer? What the hell is wrong with her? Jesus christ Michelle shut up about the slop pass- she's so fucking annoying!! How the hell are they all doing so bad at this game?! It's so bloody easy!!

Video of the Day

Ew. This is the guy that Natalie Portman is dating- the hairy nasty singer. The one that is showing the top of his pubic hair in his nasty ass outfit. And yest that's her dancing and lipsynching in this Bollywood video. She went from Gael Garcia Bernal of Y Tu Mama Tambien hotness to this...what the hell!?

Rip Sophia Petrillo

Estelle Getty died today at the age of 84. Poor thing had been suffering with advanced Alzheimers. I will always love her- I adore the Golden Girls

Monday, July 21, 2008

The Mole

I'm still going with Craig for the mole

Interesting that Craig volunteered first to be the dumb group. He is either the mole or is damn good at making himself look like the mole.

It's interesting how Clay and Mark won't agree on the same number- definite mole behaviour. God I love this show- it's so hard to figure out who is the mole when everyone is trying to act like the mole. Oh Clay keeps going on and on that he is a math genius yet he is getting it wrong...interesting...

Oh look Nicole came back with the wrong number. Except Clay figured out the sequence even though his math was atrocious before....maybe it is Clay...

It's also interesting that Clay is going around and chatting with everyone- he could be planting seeds...

I love that Jon is always drinking- hehe

I love how slow Craig is going with the questions- so suspicious!! I love love love the producers of this show. I love how they edit it so we don't know if they did get the questions right.

It would be so mean for the Mole to not let the person see their family member. Of course Nicole can memorize- she went through med school!

God Mark is taking a long time asking questions- he is really doing the dramatic pauses- moley moley moley behaviour. Mark didn't even seem that excited to see his wife. My god Paul is passing a lot of questions- he didn't even know how many siblings his wife had. That was so weird- but he is a dumbass

If Nicole does throw this she's a tool- I mean come on- you've come this far!! It's interesting that she did cheers to me- if she stays she's the mole. Ok she's a terrible actress who is really trying to act like the mole

Oh Clay goes home- he was my number 2 pick for the mole!! I'm still saying Craig but maybe Mark...

Twilight Trailer

What do you think? I think that they have basically revealed the ENTIRE plot of the movie in the clip- there won't be any surprises. But Bella seems boring enough to fit the part

Just Admit that it was a Pillow!!

Nicole Kidman was out and about 2 weeks after giving birth wearing a belly shirt- a belly shirt!!! I know I have not had a baby but I know that it takes time for the skin to flatten back and the uterus to contract. Plus she has absolutely no breasts. She is doing nothing to stop the rumours that she was never pregnant and that a surrogate actually gave birth. I mean she may have had a tummy tuck immediately following the birth as is fashionable but still- it seems quite early!! Plus she is being papped all over the place without her baby- where is Sunday?!


Sunday, July 20, 2008

Big Brother 10

I think that Gerry and Renny are screwed this week with Jessie being HOH.

Oh god Renny's pink hat- it looks like the hideous won that Erica wore in season 4.

Gerry is getting way too aggressive too soon- he needs to keep the sweet old man persona if he has a chance in hell of staying.

We will really see if Jessie is a natural body builder this season- if he can maintain the physique while in the house with no roids he might be telling the truth.

Jessie rein it in- he is getting a bit too over ecxited- he is shooting himself in the foot for next week.

Haha- i love that Memphis' profession is put in quotation marks- he's a "mixologist"- aka he's a bartendar who wants a better title.

Get the hell rid of Dan- I actually hate him. On the feeds he said he would leave the US if a woman was ever elected president. I have no time for douches like that.

For the love of god put on a shirt!! He doesn't have clothes on in his pics either!! ACH!! EW- my eyes!! my eyes!! those pics are horrid!!

Oh Steven you always go up to the HOH room- even if you hate him go up for show!! You are just making yourself a target!!

I love how it's week 2 and there are already definite sides in the house! Oh the drama- it's gearing up to be a great season!

Ok I appreciate that Dan is not being judgmental right now with Steven talking about his sexuality.

Make the accent stop- please please make it stop!!! Jessie is worse with accents than I am- and that is saying a lot. My spanish accent for west side story was a mixture of scottish and jamaican with a bit of east indian thrown in for good measure.

Oh April and Libra- stop getting so emotional in front of everyone! These people need to get some poker faces!!

I think that he will nominate Steven and Renny- he still has a huge dislike for Renny and I think he'll want to teach her a lesson.

It's Steven and Dan- haha I love that he is insulting them that they showed their cards too early- yet he's doing that too!

The Two Coreys

Felddog and Haimster on the set at last- film magic is about to begin!! I love that they are trying to make them look the same as they did 20 years ago with the same haircuts- haha!!

Loving how stoned Corey Haim is during the filming- he takes out an ad in variety to say that he is back but he instead just gets completely stoned. I wonder when he will realize his career his over- and he moves back to Marni's building so I can stalk him. Haha- he needs to have a creative discussion and have a cigarette- don't they realize they are dealing with a creative genius? Oh and now we hear him snorting his "prescription" pills...this is quite interesting. I wonder if he is still a producer on this show to allow that- this season they are not staging comic scenarios like last year.

Man this is now the performance of Felddog's life- he is definitely emoting.

Why the hell does Haimster have a gross dirty bandage on his arm- another tat? Probably damn sexay- some sort of sailor tattoo for sure

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Brenda's Back

It is now confirmed- Shannon Doherty will be on the new 90210 this winter. Brenda is now a famous director who is asked to come back to West Beverly to direct a musical.

Why are they even bothering with new characters? Who the hell even cares!? Just bring back all the originals!!


Friday, July 18, 2008

Lainey Blind Item

Commitment Crisis?
They were supposed to have kicked their bad habit together. A partnership in blow became a commitment effort to get clean. And for a while they were successful.

But he was the weaker one. And he’s been using again for a while.

The problem, one of many obviously, is that when he’s cranked, he’s also very aggressive. Some say he’s mixing his powder with some muscle juice and the coke/steroid combination brings out the roughneck which has presented many challenges for his publicist.

Fortunately his publicist is almost as clever as Jessica Biel’s. Was able to turn spin a recent skirmish into an heroic rescue. The truth is, he was so jacked up on the good stuff he had to take it out on someone else’s head.

As for his wife...well she has a boyfriend. His name is Jesus. With her new devoutness has come an almost unbearable sanctimony, not to mention intolerance – for his lifestyle, for his binges – so much so that they are finding it increasingly difficult to be together, though like the Beckhams, they are a brand too.

One big happy family...fraud!

MY GUESS: This one is tough and I will have to think about it some more. My first thought was Diane Lane and Josh Brolin. He did have the recent arrest and they used to be known for domestic brawls. But they are definitely not big enough to be a brand

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Emmy Nominations

Oh how I love the Emmy's!!! Even with the tv season being so sucky this year- damn you writers strike!!- there were still some great moments.

Yay for 30 Rock getting 17 nominations- love that show. And Pushing Daisies got 12- woohoo!!! I can't WAIT for that show to come on- I wish they would start airing all the reruns so I can watch all the episodes before the new season starts.

A few omissions though- where the hell is Big Love?! That show is amazing!! And Scrubs never gets the love that it deserves. And I always laugh watching My Name is Earl

Outstanding Comedy Series
30 Rock
Curb Your Enthusiasm
The Office
Two And A Half Men

Go 30 Rock!!! But where the hell is my Pushing Daisies- it should win!! Pimento Digby- best alias ever!

Outstanding Drama Series
Boston Legal
Mad Men

It's all about Dexter for me- love that show!! Although Lost was pretty kick ass this poor Locke...

Outstanding Lead Actor In A Comedy Series
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Tony Shalhoub, Monk
Lee Pace, Pushing Daisies
Steve Carell, The Office
Charlie Sheen, Two And A Half Men

Yay Lee Pace!!! As long as it's not bloody Tony Shalhoub again- I can't believe that show is still on!

Outstanding Lead Actor In A Drama Series
James Spader, Boston Legal
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Michael C. Hall, Dexter
Hugh Laurie, House
Gabriel Byrne, In Treatment
Jon Hamm, Mad Men

Michael C. Hall you sexy sexy beast- it's all about you

Outstanding Lead Actress In A Comedy Series
Tiny Fey, 30 Rock
Christina Applegate, Samantha Who?
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, The New Adventures Of Old Christine
America Ferrera, Ugly Betty
Mary-Louise Parker, Weeds

Go Tina Fey!

Outstanding Lead Actress In A Drama Series
Sally Field , Brothers & Sisters
Glenn Close, Damages
Mariska Hargitay, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Holly Hunter, Saving Grace
Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer

Ok I don't watch any of these shows but I'm going with Glenn Close since I love her

Outstanding Reality-competition Program
American Idol
Project Runway
The Amazing Race
Top Chef
Dancing With The Stars

The Amazing Race always and forever. But I wouldn't be upset with Project Runway

Tom Bergeron, Dancing With the Stars
Heidi Klum, Project Runway
Howie Mandel, Deal or No Deal
Jeff Probst, Survivor
Ryan Seacrest, American Idol

I actually really like Tom Bergeron- I think he's quick and funny on that show. If not then it has to be Probst

Antiques Roadshow
Dirty Jobs
Extreme Makeover
Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D-List

I have a very sick obsession with Kathy Griffin- I love that show!!

Jon Cryer, Two and a Half Men
Kevin Dillon, Entourage
Neil Patrick Harris, How I Met Your Mother
Jeremy Piven, Entourage
Rainn Wilson, The Office

Drama Forever!! Go Kevin Dillon! Although I always have room for a little bit of Duckie

Kristin Chenoweth, Pushing Daisies
Amy Poehler, Saturday Night Live
Jean Smart, Samantha Who?
Holland Taylor, Two and a Half Men
Vanessa Williams, Ugly Betty

KRISTIN CHENOWETH!!! Go Pimento Digby!! But Vanessa Williams is great on Ugly Betty too

Will Arnett, 30 Rock
Shelley Berman, Curb Your Enthusiasm
Steve Buscemi, 30 Rock
Tim Conway, 30 Rock
Rip Torn, 30 Rock

Will Arnett on 30 Rock was amazing

Polly Bergen, Desperate Housewives
Edie Falco, 30 Rock
Carrie Fisher, 30 Rock
Kathryn Joosten, Desperate Housewives
Sarah Silverman, Monk
Elaine Stritch, 30 Rock

Go Princess Leia!

Ted Danson, Damages
Michael Emerson, Lost
Zeljko Ivanek, Damages
William Shatner, Boston Legal
John Slattery, Mad Men

Michael Emerson is amazing on Lost- Ben is super ass creepy. Although I would have liked to see a Locke nomination

Candice Bergen, Boston Legal
Rachel Griffiths, Brothers & Sisters
Sandra Oh, Grey's Anatomy
Dianne Wiest, In Treatment
Chandra Wilson, Grey's Anatomy

Rachel Griffiths simply because she named her son Banjo

Charles Durning, Rescue Me
Robert Morse, Mad Men
Oliver Platt, Nip/Tuck
Stanley Tucci, ER
Glynn Turman, In Treatment
Robin Williams, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

I'm going with Oliver Platt- I liked him on that show

Ellen Burstyn, Big Love
Diahann Carroll, Grey's Anatomy
Sharon Gless, Nip/Tuck
Anjelica Huston, Medium
Cynthia Nixon, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

Ellen Burstyn for Big Love only because the show was horribly overlooked

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Zac's New Screensaver

Totally hetero got to meet the man of his dreams tonight- Monsieur Beckham. How much do you bet he has this picture as his screensaver and blown up over his bed?

Big Brother 10

Why on earth is there a live audience? And when are they going to reveal the twist?

I love when Julie Chen gets all dramatic- so funny! I doubt she even watches this show

Oh god Gerry what the hell are you doing- don't go and tell Brian everything!! You are going to piss off the majority!

Brian you are such a tool- you don't come out playing so hard and expect to make it. I love how baffled Dan is that Ollie flipped- he's known him for like a few days!!

Dan you're a retard- you aren't going to sacrifice your word for $500,000? What the hell are you doing on this show!? It's a freakin game

Oh Ollie and April are already going at it!

Oh god here comes the fight- the big brother blond braided big boobed bimbo brawl!! I can't believe that Brian is succeeding in breaking up the girls- these people are retarded

Oh god Jesse get over it!!! He's such a baby- and disgusting

I can't believe they are doing a live vote right away- usually they wait until there are fewer people since it takes so long.

I'm wondering if the twist is maybe the audience gets a vote- they all vote for one and the vote counts

I have to admit I still think Brian is hot but he's an idiot

Well Gerry is wearing his military hat- I guess he will vote to keep Brian

I guess the audience doesn't get a vote...but it's not needed because Brian is gone- yay!! They made the right decision!

I would like to see Libra win the HOH- she seems to have a good head on her shoulders. Of these 4 I'm ok with anyone but Jesse- he's just a douche. Except I do appreciate that he is wearing sleeves.

Ok Jessie just got it- of course. It's always always the one who was nominated last that wins. He's totally putting up Gerry and Renny

Thank You Masters of the Obvious

New Celeb Baby Name

I usually don't care if a beefcake from General Hospital has a baby...until they name their child Peanut!! PEANUT!!! Ingo Rademacher- who should be more sensitive since his name is atrocious- named his son Peanut Kai Rademacher!!! I mean call your son Peanut as a nickname and term of endearment- that's cute and sweet. But give the child a normal name!!


Sarah Jessica Parker Followed My Lead

And got the hideous mole removed from her face finally!! I had the cyst on my nose for like 1/2 a year and couldn't emotionally handle it- it had to go!! This woman finally clued in and got rid of the nastiness on her chin- congrats!! You'll feel a hundred times better when you look in the mirror

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Quote of the Day

"I'd love to do a younger, cleaner version of Sex and the City,"

-slutty Mcslutterson Miley Cyrus. She's as virginal as I am religious

Photo courtesy of Perez

Barenaked Self Destruction

First Steven Page from the Barenaked Ladies leaves his wife and children for a much younger woman. Now he has been arrested for cocaine possession in New York City. Someone needs an intervention ASAP

Big Brother 10

Oh god Gerry stop with the bible stories- I love you so you have to stop this!!

For the love of god Jesse change the shirt- it's blinding me!!! Put on some freakin sleeves!!!

What the hell is up with Renny's earrings!? Treble clefs?! Seriously? God I hope that girl leaves. She just keeps making situations more awkward- does she not realize that people will want to get rid of her if she keeps confronting people so soon.

Wow Brian is playing really hard really fast and acting like he is in charge of the house. This will probably blow up in his face- he has obviously not watched previous seasons. You can't show all your cards this early!

Oh my god this veto competition is my absolute worst nightmare- I HATE the idea of being in honey. Oh god that is soooo disgustin- I hate anything sticky and gross touching my skin- I think I'm going to puke. When I read the secret life of bees that was all i could picture. Oh god now they are in feathers- EW!! What the hell happened to Renny? I think this competition is not going to happen for her- it's a lost cause for sure!

And of course he had to rip his shirt...sexxay...

I think Brian is for sure going up- he is way too cocky. The girls are so on to Brian.

My god there is already confrontations- Ollie and April are already going at it.

Oh god Gerry is playing this all wrong. If he has a huge group of people asking him to do something he should do it- I am turning on him. He said he didn't want conflict yet here it is. For some reason he feels he needs to be with the young guys but they are on the outs. Always stick with the majority!

Ok I'm glad that in the end Gerry clued in that that was the right move

Lainey Blind Item Update

Do you all remember the Lainey Blind Item about the young up and coming starlet with the boyfriend who is holding her back. She can't leave him because he is blackmailing her- she had an abortion and he's threatening to tell the press if she leaves. Well I think that Lainey just revealed that it was Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green as per today's article:

Personally I don't give a rats ass about Megan Fox- she just looks like a slut to me. I see nothing appealing. But I'll take me some David Silver any day!!

Monday, July 14, 2008

The Mole

Let's see if Craig is still my pick at the end- I'm almost certain it's him. If it's not him I think it might be clay.

The brain teaser are so super easy. Nicole is trying so hard to pretend that she is the mole to throw people off but she is way way too obvious!

Ok i just missed the rest because I was on the phone- but I'm glad to see that Alex went.

I am watching the recap and the mole is SOOO craig. In the first episode the "strangling" incident. Then they just showed the beach challenge with Craig walking with a big Mole sign. That was so the clue.

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel Split

This just makes me sad- I really like them together!! I mean I'm Fucking Matt Damon still makes me giggle!! I think I'm going to put it here again just to remind us of the good old days...And maybe some I'm Fucking Ben Affleck to help with my grieving too...

The Holy Twins Have Arrived!

As I'm sure you've all heard Angelina gave birth on Saturday July 12th in Nice, France to twins- a boy and a girl. I had heard from numerous sources that it was girls for weeks- I love how Brangelina only let us know what they want us to. No leaks there.

They are named Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. I think it's actually interesting that all of their son's names end in x- although I don't necessarily like Knox. It does suit them though. I do like Vivienne though- everything sounds nicer in French.

Pic of the Day

Julie just sent me this in a forward and it might just give me nightmares. Cameron Diaz before and after makeup...

Pic from Getty Images

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Big Brother

I'm SOOOO excited that big brother is back on!!! This show always makes my summer!!

Hello Dan from Michigan- I look forward to our time together! A gay rodeo champ?! He's like the reallife Brokeback!! Am I the only one who is noticing how many people are older in this one? Brian looks like Nick from last year. Memphis!? What the hell kind of name is Memphis?! Oh and the token beefcake Jesse is on it.

Oh god someone is wasting space in their suitcase with a flag??! Oh no it's Dan from Michigan- I think our relationship is already over! That was short...

Ok I'm cheering for the old guy- I always love the old guys!!

I thought that this season was fan vs. favorites- where is my Dr. Will!?

Oh I like this twist of picking a HOH without even hearing anyone speak. It's all based on appearance- awesome!! I'm guessing it will be the old man or the older woman

I'm glad they redecorated the house- I hated the cabin last year. Wait I might take that back- why are all the rooms decorated like children or teenage rooms!? Oh god I hope that children don't show up!

I think that Renny is going to drive me nuts this summer.

Oh Gerry I think I love you. If Michelle is 28 then I am the Queen of England

A natural bodybuilder? What the hell does that mean- no steroids?

I might like the cell phone salesman...

And they are all grabbing April's boobs...including the long term married man!? It's all starting out nice and classy

I'm glad Gerry didn't volunteer to sit out during the first competition- he needs to show that he can compete with all of them. Go Gerry!!!

As for Jesse- you must be kicking yourself!! You seem like a beefcake who would want to be in a camaro.

Yay Gerry is HOH- I hope he doesn't make any enemies!! I think he should get rid of Renny- she is annoying people and no one will get made at him for doing it. He said he has seen all the seasons so he should know the game.

Why the hell is Renny wearing glasses in the diary room? And what the hell is Jesse wearing?!!? If he breaks out the crazy wear pants it will make my year!

I love how during the nomination ceremony everytime the camera pans to Jesse he is flexing his pecs

Is it just me or does Ollie look like LL Cool J?

Oh he nominated Jesse and Renny. Excellent- time to get rid of Renny.

Thursday, July 10, 2008


So they have now made a movie about the books that while mediocre I still read. They are about a family of vampires and the human girl who falls in love with one of them. I basically kept reading hoping that 1) I could get even a hint of smut and 2) that she would become a vampire.

I have now read the three first books and- SPOILER ALERT- neither of these happened!! People I want to say this was all a huge waste of my time (partly true) but I still plan on reading the next book with the hope that something will happen. Anything. Anything at all.

The books are poorly poorly written yet you are intrigued. So I probably will see the movie. Although I am not impressed that they died Cedric Diggory's hair for him to become Edward but I guess it makes sense. And she looks a bit too glamorous to be Bella- Bella is plain and boring.

If you want to read an amazing teen vampire book go get The Last Vampire series by Christopher Pike. Now that series is amazing


Pic of the Day

Man these two are just the coolest most badass kids in the Hills. They have really been trying to prove that they are the most Republican "celebrities" out there. First they endorces John McCain, then they came out as hardcore christians and now this- the gun love.

For the love of god make them go away!

Amanda Peet is Halfway There

Amanda Peet has come out saying she is pro-vaccination in a new magazine. Why is this a big deal you ask? Isn't this what any sane person thinks? Well yes of course. But there are the dumbasses out there like Dr. Jenny McCarthy who are trying to preach that vaccinating is wrong. So at least some sort of 'celebrity' is speaking out. She said, "I buy 99 percent organic food for Frankie, and I don't like to give her medicine or put sunscreen on her. But now that I've done my research, vaccines do not concern me."

Well she's halfway there. She really should treat her child with medicine and the child NEEDS sunscreen!! But she may be forgiven with this super funny quote:

"Frankly, I feel that parents who don't vaccinate their children are parasites."



Wednesday, July 9, 2008

I'm a Condo Owner!!

I got a condo!! WOOHOO!! It is two bedrooms and two baths near Square One- I just love it!!! Here is the MLS link:

Monday, July 7, 2008

The Bachelorette

I completely forget- what does Deanna do for a living? I mean she's 26 and already owns a house- god I feel so behind!! My god she looks different from her sister! I'm not going to be mean but...well I would be bitter if I was the sister...

Ok she's a real estate agent- makes sense that she found herself a house!

Deanna really seems to be glowing about Jason- maybe he's the one. But Chantale and I really think it will be Jesse.

Jesse has to stop being so nervous- he is not coming off very well. The father is intimidating him and he's letting him do it.

Oh no the grandmother is picking Jason- dammit! Jesse needs to learn how to schmooze more.

I don't know if I like her dad- he isn't very nice to Jesse. He was much more open with Jason.

Ok I just missed that reunion with Jeremy- god that guy is cringe-worthy. He was a big pansy last week at the guys tell all going on and on about not understanding and not being able to see her- yet he already had a meeting! Annoying wuss- I still see nothing appealing in him

I'm watching her with Jesse and she doesn't seem to have that sparkle in her eyes that she did with Jason...i'm getting nervous for Jesse!

I would not be good with the shark thing- I would be having a heartattack!!

When he did the boardgame she just looked thrilled. She just has this twinkle in her eye- I think she loved it. I still like Jesse though- go for less baggage!

I don't like Jason's's not fitting right...She picked Jesse!!! I could tell from her eyes right away!!

Dammit I missed the end- I mean I was happy to talk to my realtor since I had an offer in on a condo but on the other hand I really wanted to see the ending!!

New Celeb Baby Name

Nicole Kidman has finally "given birth" to her baby. This morning she had a little girl named Sunday Rose Kidman Urban and she weighed 6 pounds, 7 1/2 ounces. Ok yes the baby was tiny, maybe it really was in there...

Hate the name- don't like days of the week as a name. Unless of course your name is Tuesday Knight- cuz that's just classic

Sunday, July 6, 2008

The Two Coreys

It's like they are trying to be Being Bonaduce here- I just love how serious they are trying to be. I mean last season was so light and fluffy and now we have this.

HAHA- I love that Corey Feldman has security detail- haha! I don't think that Julia Roberts does but I guess she is not as A list as Corey Feldman.

Oh look they are both getting assistants- how ironic...

Best part about the show- the fact that Corey Haim won't take off his bluetooth- he is very very important.

HAHA- I love now that Corey Haim has an assistant he can't make his own phone calls- even though he never takes off his bluetooth! I love the drama that Corey Haim creates- haha!! Oh I also love that the artwork in Corey Feldman's house is all him

Is Feldman's assistant for real?

Haim's assistant has been with him like a day and is already hugging him.

Friday, July 4, 2008

New Celeb Baby Name

Ok this one hurts to insult- I like the parents and they are Canadian...but nothing can excuse this horrid name. Chantal Kreviazuk and Raine Maida have named their third son Salvador Daniel Maida. Salvador?!? Seriously?! I mean their other 2 children have different names too- Rowan and Lucca- but I like those ones.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Brenda May Be Back

Shannon Doherty is in negotiations to come back as Brenda Walsh...and everyone seems to be going nuts over the news! Me- I was a Kelly fan