Oscars Red Carpet

Who are we kidding- this is the best part of the whole night!!

Ryan Reynolds is looking quite dashing! Loving the bow tie!

I love Jason Reitman- I really hope he wins Best Screnplay because it really was a great movie. If it could get Best Picture I think it would be incredibly deserving

Monique looks beautiful- that's a great colour on her- Ben Mulroney is right. And his husband looks quite adoring. The dress is very flattering

Well the E talk editing isn't great- you see the person wrapping it up

Why aren't they focusing on James Cameron waving the Canadian flag- I mean the boy was born in Northern Ontario!!

What the hell is Nicole Richie doing there!?!? Get rid of the riff raff!!

Where is Lainey- I thought she was doing the red carpet

I love Anna Kendrick's hair but the dress drowns her out. LOVE the ring- I really need big rings!!

Why the hell are they even going to Tanya Kim?!!? She is doing nothing

What the hell is up with Zac Efron's hair?!!? Why is he there?!?

I love Sigourney Weaver and she is very glamorous and regal but I hate the black belt.

Oh I ADORE Vera Farmiga's dress- it's fantastic!! Is it Vera Wang?

I can't believe how old Zoe Kravitz is- I remember the scandal when Lisa Bonet got pregnant!

Oh and Mimi has arrived! Look at her trying to show her leg and shoe. God she always wears necklines that make her look like a refridgerator!

Tina Fey!! Now that's more like it!! Thanks for the Olympic praise!

I am not a fan of Sandra Bullock's dress from what I can see- I don't love the fabric. It's very Hillary Swank

I totally would have never realized that was Tim McGraw if Faith Hill wasn't beside him

Carey Mulligan- I love her hair but she is letting the dress wear her- she needs more confidence and to stand tall. I love the earrings

I still don't get the Jake Gyllenhaal thing- maybe it's the eyebrows that throw me off

Oh and here is Mimi with her umbrella carrier...really his role is just to escort her.

Miley Cyrus- oh god what the hell is she doing there again!! She looks stoned!! I hate the bustier!!!

Why is Amanda Seyfried wearing such a HUGE dress when she isn't nominated? I do like her hair and makeup

Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a 74 year old 12 time divorcee! I can't believe how grey Ferris Bueller is. Her dress is horrid

Kathryn Bigelow is so statuesque.

What the hell is on Charlize's breasts?!?! That is horrid!!

Matt Damon seems like such a nice guy- I love him

Gabby Sidibe- good for her for just being herself

What is Jennifer Lopez doing there posing so hard- is she still relevant!?

I appreciate that George's girlfriend is covering her tattoo with the wrap- there is nothing nastier that an arm tattoo in a gown

And there is Meryl- I adore her. And it will renew my faith in the system if she wins over Sandra Bullock's Erin Brockovich performance

Look it's Robert Duvall- all the rumours that he is on his death bed look at him coming otu

Jeff Bridges just seems like a really cool guy.

Kristen Stewart is there too? The idiots must be screaming for her

Vera Farmiga is wearing Marchesa- it's gorgeous.

I would love to see Woody Harrelson win- his speech would be amazing

I have to say I prefer Ben Mulroney to Ryan Seacrest- he is much more polite

Look at Robert Downey Jr.'s bowtie! That's fantastic!!

Alright Robin Thicke time to talk about Kirkland Lake on the red carpet!!!!! Dammit he needs to mention his KL connection!

Alright I think most of the big stars are gone and it's now the bottom of the barrel with the girl from the Princess and the Pea

Is Lainey wearing a fleece?!!? At the Oscars?!!?

JLo trying to make herself relevant with a huge ass dress when she has nothing to do with anything tonight

And they took away Lainey's dress...what is she doing there?!


Now over to the ABC Coverage:

I like the colour of Penelope Cruz' dress and I love the colour

I like the shape of Maggie Gyllenhaal's dress but hat the fabric- it isn't formal enough

Kathy Ireland looks so awkward in her dress. She is standing at such an odd angle! And the dress is not flattering.

I love that Sherri Shephard congratulates George Clooney by reading the teleprompter- it looks so natural and is such an awkward interviewer

Seeing Sandra Bullock's dress up close does make it look a bit nicer

Where is Oprah- shouldn't she be there?

Helen Mirren and Christopher Plummer- now this is what it is all about. Oh Captain Von Trapp how I adore thee!

Ok ABCs coverage is just horribly embarrasing

I really like Cameron Diaz' dress- love the colour and shine and cut

Kate Winslet looks so pretty and elegant

Ok I'm offended by the idea that Taylor Lautner might be the most famous werewolf...what the hell is that about?! Hello Teen Wolf one Mr. Michael J Fox can kick his ass!!