The Bachelorette

To be honest I've never been the biggest Ali fan but since I just keep getting lured into this show. I have to watch!

She is still annoying. Did they really have to show her walking down the beach with her shirt open- this feels very Jakeish to me- is he a producer?

Ok Bachelor #1 Frank is super cute. What?! He quit his job to move home and write screenplays- what the hell!?!? WHy not keep your job and do the screenplays in your free time? He has just become unattractive

I hate Jay's hair- not a fan.

Craig from downtown Toronto?!!? I hate the attention that he is paying to his hair- seems like a douche

Kyle- oh god that is some horrid baseball cap hair. He needs someone to go icefishing with?! Is this guy from KL? He wears a bullet around his neck!

Is there anything less attractive a barbwire tattoo?!!?! HE"S CANADIAN!?!?!? WHAT!?!? Well he's on crutches so that does make him a bit more kindred. He also has the douchepatch...lovely...

Phil is very attractive- he looks damn hot. And he's a triathlete!?!? Oh good lord call me!

Jonathan the weatherman looks like a baby. But he seems like a nice guy- he could be someone I like

Ty has a lab- that is a sign of a great man. Lost flashback- all you need is a lab to make you feel better. Oh no another singing cowboy!?

Chris- he seems like another nice guy. And he has nice eyes. And another lab- nice

Roberto- oh jesus way too many tattoos. Oh now they are flipping through guys too fast for me to write about all of them. I'm guessing they are not front runners since they aren't being profiled

Well someone got herself some extensions for this show.

I hate when these guys have a staged way they want to meet someone and they get thrown when they veer off script.

I'm loving Chris from Cape Cod- god he's hot

Oh god Frank is turning out to be way too weird for me!

I'm jealous of this guy's boot- when will I get to move up to the boot!?!? He is in WAY better shape than I am and able to do all the hopping on one foot. My foot might feel better if I was able to take all the weight off it completely. Damn my gimpy status!

She can't pronounce Roberto?!? What the hell is wrong with this girl?!?!

This Craig guy from Toronto spends WAY too much time on his hair

The guy who went down on one knee is way too weird for me- I don't like the stunts.

Steve from Cleveland is also super cute. Oh god the cowboy boots guy is super awkward- that was an awkward exchange

These guys are really enjoying making an impression with the way they come out of the limo

Frank is starting to border on obsessive stalker...

Ok I think the scrapbook is actually cute- the Canadian is a total douche

Wow that is a lot to tell someone your dad cheated during your first conversation- that is a lot to put on someone

Oh god Shooter- WHAT?!?!?!? That is why he is called that!?!? And he admitted this the first time he met her!?!? What the hell is wrong with him!?!?

I just adore Chris- he is amazing!

I think Craig is here for more hair products- HAHA.

Craig is unattractive with a lazy bassett hound face- not a fan

Oh she picked the crazyass Frank

She picked my hottie Chris- I love him

WHAT?!?!?!? SHE PICKED THE DOUCHE FROM CANADA!!??!?!

Why is she not picking Phil- he was also fantastic. He was probably too shy.

Yes Shooter you are going home- you never talk about that stuff the first time you meet someone!

At least Jay the lawyer can acknowledge he didn't present himself well

She seems to go far with Chris and Roberto and Kirk. Oh and Casey looks psychotic

My god look at all the places she gets to travel to- that's amazing