Thursday, January 31, 2008

The New Bachelorette

USWeekly is reporting that DeAnna- the one who Brad just rejected on this past season- is the new Bachelorette.

Seriously- DeAnna?! She was boring and not fun and wasn't very appealing. I guess ABC feels they have to make it up to her since she and her family were completely humiliated by Brad.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

One Two Freddy's Coming for You...

Yet another pointless movie is being filmed- Michael Bay is going to be remaking Nightmare on Elm Street. And it is going to be one of those exact remakes where they make no changes- what a waste of time. There is no way that they will be able to find a new Johnny Depp- and who the hell are they going to get to play Freddie!? Actually I recommend Barry Manilow or that Nely from the Apprentice- they truly frighten me!!!


It's the pageant! Now I hope I finally get an explanation of what the pageant is and what the prizes are. But I know it will be fabulous all the same!!

I am totally cheering for the Gifted Dolls- they are by far the best team. Well actually I am ok as long as it's anyone but the "sincere" "sexy" redheads

Oh look they have an audience and everything! Awesome! This is quite the lipsynched song- one of the challenges should have involved teaching these people how to lipsync and not to look like ventroloquist dolls.

Jack Wagner?!! Seriously- it's come to this?! Heather Locklear- this is who you are dating- the man who hosts Crowned?! And since when is he a singer?!

I really feel that it is more age appropriate for the moms to be fullpieces- especially the terrifying mother from the sexy redheads- too much silicone- so scary!

I wish Jennilea would cut her hair- she has no neck and a very muscular body- the hair is too overpowering. But I love that the mom is wearing a one-piece and a sarong.

Oh the gifted dolls are completely out of sync- I mean the mother looks lost

What the hell is going on with the Sincere Sexy Redheads- why on earth are they singing this song again?!!? SO PAINFUL!! SO AWFUL!!! And the fact that she thinks she's good is soo very very pathetic! Plus the fact that she stopped and said I made a mistake and left the mike- why on earth didn't she just keep going?! AWFUL!!

Well the people with the ribbons tried to add the mom- I love that she still ran around with her ribbon

Oh god the singing has got to stop- don't try to harmonize if you don't know how to sing!! For the love of god just don't do it!!

The mother daughter dance was actually knd of cute- it was something the mother could do- and at least they weren't stripping together. I think that was the most that the mom was involved. I love that the only team that didn't clap were the "sincere" sexy redheads...cows

OK I was just on the phone so missed a lot of it- I watched on mute though. And got to see the redheads get eliminated- yay!

I love that they want them to commit part of their 100000 to charity- after taxes this really isn't a lot of money.

The dreamgals came third- not surprising- they were the worst of the three. The Daredevil Divas won!? It's because they said they'd give all the money- let's see if they make them do it right now!

Quit Playing Games With my Heart

Ok now there is a new video and everything on the NKOTB website- was Danny just trying to create drama and get publicity?! Are they reuniting?! Do they really want to hurt me?!

Paula Won't Be Live

So Paula has already pre-taped her segment for the Superbowl. The producers felt that she was too emotionally fragile (read basketcase) and would not be able to handle it. So disappointing- I was looking forward to seeing that trainwreck!

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

One Tree Hill

I'm watching this show for the first time this season- I'm curious with the new concept. It is 4 years in the future from last season- which is a really good idea. The problem with this show was that these people were divorcing and having kids- yet they were still in high school. At least now they are portraying 20somethings.

Well the acting is still god awful and it is highly pretentious- but of course I will keep watching!!

So what happens in the episode?

At the beginning it shows Lucas with some new girl living in Tree Hill after he has published his novel. It then flashes back to three years before- which is the year after their high school graduation.

Lucas is the assistant coach for Whitey for Nathan's college basketball team- they won the championship and then Lucas becomes the coach. Nathan and Haley's son Jamie is walking and being a baby.

Peyton is in LA working in the mailroom for a record company- Lucas goes out to propose to her but she says no since she wants to work on her career. Lucas then of course finds out his novel is being published so he rushes to New York to meet his editor (the girlfriend from the beginning). There he runs into Brooke who is doing her clothes over bros thing with her mother- Daphne Zuniga from Melrose Place. Nothing terribly exciting. I'm more curious what happens in the present time. but I guess they had to explain how they got there.

Oh it shows Hailey with short hair and Nathan on crutches. Brooke is in Tree Hill but it doesn't explain why.

American Idol

Poor Chris- the first kid is so enthusiastic and wants it so bad- Unfortunately he is god awful. Want boy sings Since You Been Gone! I love that Simon knows he is serious- Simon caught on that the kid is kind of sad... I love that they are trying to help him get a job- I heart Simon!

Ok Jason bad audition- I don't really care if you have a good voice you have to remember your lyrics!! Lucky for him they gave him another shot- because he does have a good voice

HAHA_ I love that Simon said the girlie squeal came from someone standing on Ryan- hehe

Oh no it's a scary arm wrestler- are they in Kirkland?! Actually the arm wrestler has a fantastic voice- she would be a really good Celtic singer.

Ok they are getting some super scary girls here in Omaha- the wrestler is truly frightening...

The Norah Jones singer has a really good voice- she needs some confidence

I love looking at Paula checking out the young men and giggling- I'm sure in her head she is drafting the confidentiality clause that she will ask them to sign once starts sleeping with them- she learned her lesson after Corey Clark!

I am also hating Paula's hair- it is very close to being a she mullet

I don't understand why people think they need to do weird dance routines- has American Idol ever been about dancing?! People are so odd...

I love the homecoming queen- he is cute.

Fingers Crossed!

Talks have resumed between the writers guild and the producers- for the love of god please let this whole strike be over ASAP!!

Random News of the Day

This might not be news to anyone else but I was listening to a podcast today and they were discussing how Justin Bobby- aka Audrina's boyfriend on the Hills- is a hairdresser. A hairdresser?!? I mean have we all seen this guy's hair?! I don't think I would go to someone with nasty ass gross dreads that he keeps in one of those weird hats.

Gwen Pregnant with Number Two

Gwen Stefani has confirmed that she is pregnant with baby number two. I am just putting this out there- her first son was named after a town I used to live in (kingston). If it's a girl named Charlotte or a boy named Kirkland it will prove that she is obsessed with me- hehe.

Lainey Blind Item

Just As She Is
I will always love that part in Bridget Jones’s Diary – when Mark Darcy tells her at the bottom of the stairs that she’s a mess but still he likes her “very much… just as you are.” And that little song is playing in the background, cut to Jude and Shazzer contemplating the profundity of his words…


Some men are perfect.

And many find this man perfect. Dashing, debonair, scandal-free, which is why some of late have been questioning his devotion to his wife, baffled by the attraction. Still… he remains happily married and committed, he loves her just as she is, but it turns out, what she is is a girl who likes other girls. With his permission.

A classic marriage of convenience... their commitment runs deep, they care for each other dearly, but they just don’t sleep in the same bed. As for his preferences – oddly enough, he doesn’t seem to have any. The easy assumption would be that he’s meanders about like John Travolta at a massage parlour, which isn’t the case. Not even close. No affairs, no gay hook ups, nothing. Just happy that his wife is happy… true love indeed.

And before you go there, it’s not Colin Firth.

MY GUESS: I actually have two that I think it could be. The first- Pierce Brosnan. There have been pictures recently of his wife in a bathing suit that were rather unflattering and had people question why James Bond was with her. My second- Clive Owen. People love him and he remains devoted to his wife- whom many find plain.

Longshot guess- Hugh Jackman. There have always been rumors of potential bearding with this relationship.

Monday, January 28, 2008

My Bubble Has Burst

Did you all hear a loud bang at 7:09 pm EST? If yes, that was my bubble bursting. Danny Wood posted this on my blog:

Hello to everyone. Hope all is well and everyone is enjoying the New Year. I wanted to address the rumors of the NKOTB Reunion Tour. There has been no talk of this and you are getting it from source directly. Never say never, and you can't believe everything you read. On another note my solo record will be released in Australia in March. There are a few new songs on it and I hope you guys will check it out. Thank you so much for your continued support. Dwood

SOOO DEPRESSING! The rumour on Dlisted is that it will be a reality show finding the new boyband...for the love of good let Danny be lying. And also- if anyone is in Australia please send me that CD!

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Screen Actors Guild

Love Ellen Burstyn- she is stunning. Also love me some Jane Krakowski- she is so cute.

Oh Tina Fey you are cute- love you! Oh Michael C Hall you have become a sexy beast- you are making me want to watch Dexter- even though I think I will be traumatized. Yay James Gandolfini- he deserves it- it is the last year of his show. I mean he made Tony Soprano a household name.

Oh John it is time to put away the toupee!! Put it away!

Wow the Sopranos are sweeping- Edie Falco just won best actress tv drama.

Outstanding ensemble- let it be anyone but Grey's- since the show is now horrible!! Well it's a sweep for the Sopranos.

Best Supporting Actor- I think that Javier Bardem has this in the bag. Note to Casey Affleck- throw out the damn gum!!! Yup as I said- in the bag. I hear the movie is amazing- I probably won't see it because it is violent. Oh I liked his speech- it was cute

I'm not going to say anything bad about Chandra Wilson because she just rocks- and I love the asymmetric bob.

Best actress in a comedy- I would like to see Vanessa Williams win- I think Wilhemina rocks! Oh Tina Fey- I would love for her to win too! Yay Tina fey- good for you! Love the earrings!!

Oh Kate Beckinsale I absolutely love the dress- my number one of the night! And James Marsden- I just want to keep singing to you! Alec Baldwin won best actor- where is he? You should be there to get your award!

God Michael C Hall is a sexy beast! I know I've already said that but I just can't believe it- I didn't find him attractive at all in Six feet under but now- yum!

Best comedy series- go 30 Rock! Seriously- desperate housewives!? People are still watching that?! Oh I'd love for the cast of Ugly Betty to be acknowledged! Ok I can live with the Office- I also love this show! Go Stanley!!

Oh the in memoriam section- this always makes me so sad!! So sad!! Oh Deborah Kerr- I love the King and I! And Heath- sooo sooo sad!!

Oh Best Supporting Actress- now we are getting to the big gun awards! Go Cate Blanchette!! Oh it went to Ruby Dee- that does often happen with the Screen Actors Guild- they give one of the supporting awards to to a veteran. Well good for her!

Oh Kate Hudson you are just too cute. I think Daniel Day-Lewis has this in the bag. But I would love to see a steal by Ryan Gosling. Yup- in the bag. The Oscar is pretty much his. I like how quirky he is. Oh look at him talking about Heath- that is so nice.

I would love to see Angelina win just for the speech- but I think Julie Christie has this in the bag. And of course Cate Blanchette- is very deserving- that performance was amazing. Actually this category is very strong- and yay for the Canadian Ellen Pag! Yup- Julie Christie. In a Canadian film which is very nice!

Seriously- there big gun is the gay midget dwarf?! They have one Mister Bradley Pitt in the audience and they have this idiot Tom Cruise presenting the big award!? Yuck.

Ok best picture- I think it'll be No Country for Old Men. And I'm right! I think Josh Brolin might be a bit drunk...and bitter about not being nominated!

Why the hell was the gay midget dwarf even there?! He didn't smile and looked miserable- I would have rather have seen Brad up there!

Best Dressed

Here is my list of the Best Dressed at the SAGs:

1- Kate Beckinsale- absolutely devine in yellow- so flowy and feminine- love it!

2- Sandra Oh- very couture and different- not everyone could wear this but she pulls it off

3- Christina Applegate- best metallic by far. Everything was perfection

4- Cate Blanchette- best pregnant and best skin- she was radiant!

5- Becki Newton- love the white- just pretty and flowing and also helps that I adore her!


Screen Actors Guild Red Carpet

I have to say it doesn't bother me that Ryan Seacrest is there- they should be calling in Kathy Griffin to do this!

Ok Mr Jay is there- and I have to say he just keeps getting more and more grey...I actually wish that he would tone it down a bit!

I am LOVING Christina Applegate's dress- loving it!! I also love her hair also- well done Kelly Bundy- well done indeed.

Nikki Blonski actually makes me want to watch Hairspray- she is super cute. If only I could sit through watching John Travolta...I just don't know if I can stomach it..

Amanda Bynes looks nice and young- I like the hair. The dress is a bit much with the bedazzling but it's not horrid.

Wow Debra Messing is now down on the Blist- I can't believe she came in the first 15 minutes!

I am seeing some Ugly Betty castmembers- and right now they need better hair. Daniel Meade's hair is too slicked down and Ana Ortiz looks matronly with the bangs.

Ok Jenna Fischer- not bad. The girl is usually fashion challenged and this is a great improvement. I don't love it but it's not horred...not terribly flattering but ok...

Ok I love Callie from Grey's- one of the only people I like on that show. However, I think she should have worn her hair down with that dress- but the dress is fantastic. I love the jewel tone of it.

Again- I HATE Ana Ortiz' hair- the bangs and the tight updo- it ages her. Plus the bodice of her dress does not fit well.. Poor Hilda...not good...

I actually love Debra Messing's Oscar de la Renta- I am loving the metallic dress. It is fantastic- also loving the clutch

Oh I love Ricky Gervais- he is so cute.

What the hell is in Eva Longoria PARKER's that a fur wrap?! In LA!? With that horrible hair- god I can't stand this woman. She has HORRIBLE style- horrible!!

Oh Becki Newton you rock my world- I love the dress, I love the hair- to make my night please break out into the Milkshake song! It would make me soooo happy!

Tina Fey looks fantastic- I love her hair! And I love her dress- it suits her!

I have to say- Loving Sandra Oh's dress!!! I think it's fantastic and different- and she can pull it off! I usually either love or hate her outfits- and this one is fantastic!

Holy Botox Marcia Cross!! Somebody decided to freeze her forehead for the event!

I am no liking Rebecca Gayhearts hair- with that hairline and needs to be big and curly- embrace the curls! But McSteamy is looking damn good!

Oh Rex Lee you are so cute! Love you! Where is my Drama!? There he is!!

Kate Beckinsale- loving the yellow! LOVE the dress- it's amazing! I don't love the hair but it's not horrid- nothing detracts from the fantasticness of the dress

Not enjoying Jamie Lynn Siegler dress at all- not at all! It is terribly unflattering

Oh Ellen Page- love that you are Canadian! Feel the dress is a bit too cocktail and not fancy enough- hoping you bring the glam to the Oscars!

Also hating Teri Hatcher's hair- hating the tight updo.

James Marsden- I heart you...I've been dreaming (picture me singing song from Enchanted)...but the sideburns suck!! Once Dylan McKay shaved his it was the sign that they were over

Did Debbie Matanopolis say that Brad and Angela just got there?!? Seriously?

Sidenote- have you heard the rumours that Angelina is pregnant? It is being reported by Star Magazine so I don't necessarily believe it. HOWEVER, I just saw a glimpse of her on the red carpet. She is wearing a big flowing dress which is VERY unAngelina- usually her look is very form fitting. I am finding it hard remembering her in a big flowing dress. Also, the boobs are looking quite big. She is definitely feeding into the pregnancy rumour frenzy.

I like Marcia Cross' dress- she always choses great colors and always stands out.

I am hating Diane Lane's hair- she is such a beautiful woman with a boring boring oldlady cut.

Don't love America Ferrera's dress- I don't think that the grey does anything for her. She really should have worn a jewel tone to brighten things up.

Oh it's Zacquisha (Perez every time I see him I think of your nickname so I'm using it!) I love how he wears more makeup than the ladies on the carpet.

It's Woody! Oh Woody- how is Kelly doing? I love that he has no idea what he's wearing- that he just doesn't give a damn!

Vanessa- I am not loving the dress- it looks like Charlie Brown's shirt. Kate Beckinsale definitely wins best yellow here. Although I do love me some Wilhemina. I don't think the bodice fits her very well- not loving it.

Oh Cate Blanchette I heart you! You are a goddess! Look at how fantastic that dress looks on her- she looks radiant. And beside the tangerine skin of Debbie Matenopoulos her skin looks amazing- rock that pale skin!! Show that you don't have to be tangerine to be beautiful!

Oh Ryan Gosling you rock- I was just talking about Breaker High last week- god I miss that show! Oh he is just so cute- and I love that he has lost the weight. I love that they are wearing black ribbons for Heath Ledger- I know that Ryan Gosling is friends with Michelle Williams. So nice

Loving Holly Hunters dress- nice and simple and pretty.

Ok I am going to admit something- I actually don't like a sweetheart neckline. I am watching Kyra Sedgwick and I just don't like the sweetheart neckline- it is making her look very square and almost manly. I don't like it.

Michael Urie I heart you- please be my best friend immediately.

Glenn Close rocks- I will say nothing about her fashion. She can do whatever the hell she wants and I will love her- and let me tell you there are few women that I will say about that. Oh Glenn just mentioned Johnny Depp- he has 12 minutes to get there! For the love of god Johnny come to rock my world!

Casey Affleck I love you but throw out the gym!! It is just gross!

Trading Spaces Revamp

I love that this show was revamped and went back to the old model. I used to watch this show faithfully when I lived in Edmonton and in Charlottetown. But I have to say it went downhill once they got rid of Paige and most of the original designers- it wasn't as fun to watch. Plus you had to watch them shop and do these other things I didn't care about. At the time I did find Paige a bit annoying but once she left you realized the show needed a host.

So the producers realized it was getting super bad and they went back to the original formula. I watched it last night and they had my Doug and it was very good. I think I'll start watching it again.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Miss America

I am sticking with my first choice- I think Miss Illinois has this in the bag- and Miss Indiana will come close. Even though she didn't win I still think it's her.

Well the current Miss America definitely wasn't given any style advice- look how awful that red dress is!

What now- why the hell is the host Mark Steines- where the hell is Michael Urie?! Bring me back my Michael Urie!!

I kind of like that I know these girls prior to the competition- I think the reality show increased my intrigue.

Wow I'm seeing why some girls weren't profiled- they are boring and stiff. So far I don't remember any of these darkblue girls- yup I don't remember any of them. God Texas was horrid at reading her lines

Ok do I know any pink girls...Ok I do know Miss New Mexico- she looks like the girl from Miss Congeniality. Miss Virgin Islands!? They are represented- I never noticed that before!

Ok side note- I love that the girls came out in just jeans and tank tops and are not doing some sort of stupid dance to a song I've never heard of.

Holy earrings miss Nevada- those are ginormous!! Ok I like Miss Washington's line- that was cute. I like that she did it differently.

Mark Twain came from Connecticut?! I never knew that.

UPDATE: My comp actually broke down at this point- I am now blogging on Sunday with the rest of my impressions of this pageant

Ok I can't believe that Miss Illinois didn't even make the top 15- i guess I was completely wrong with my guess!!

Yay for Miss Utah getting in by America's vote. Right away I'm noticing that this pageant is more laid back- they are all waving and acting animatedly at this point- usually in a pageant they are just stiff and posing.

I love that the other girls now sit on the stage to watch the rest of the show- it's a nice change. And I love that Clinton offered them carbohydrates!

Swimsuit competition- I like that some of them came out and tried to dance to the music- kudos go to Michigan and Florida. Is it just me or did it look like Arkansas' bathing suit was going to fall down- it was weirdly hiked up on one side. And what was up with Texas' shoulder- it was doing a weird twitching thing. Love Washington- by far my favourite. Except her swimsuit didn't fit her- the bottom was WAY too small- and she walked in a very odd way. Oh and California- why on earth did you chose a highcut bottom- those should have been left behind in 1989. Good for you Utah- wear that one piece!

Love the pushup salute- so cute! And so animated!

Ok I don't really care about any of the girls that were eliminated here except Miss Florida- I think she did well! She did her dance and was animated- I don't agree with this. Her only flaw was the overtanning syndrome with unmatching face- she tanned to the point that her body was tangerine but she had so much foundation on that was a different colour than the rest of her body- not a good look!

What I did like was most of them had healthy bodies- only Indiana and Georgia appeared to have implants and only Indiana was overly skinny.

Anyways evening gown- one of my favourite parts! I was on the phone with Becca this whole time so we could make comments. First of all- loved Virginia! The top didn't fit completely well but it was still a gorgeous dress. I also loved Wisconsin's dress- very nice. As for the rest- yuck. Not good! Miss Indiana looked like she belonged in a harem, and Washington's looked like something that Helen Mirren would wear- not a twenty year old! The worst by far- Michigan!! It was Britney Spears naked outfit in dress form!! SO BAD!! It was sheer with strategically placed rhinestones- SOOOO BAD!!!

TALENT!! THE BEST PART!!! I am SOOO happy that Trump is no longer running this pageant and that talent is back in!! you hear that?! That is the sound of Judy Garland rolling in her grave! Jesus- Michigan was SOOOO BAD!! SOOO BAD!! She did the talking while singing thing and when she tried to hit notes I just cringed- sooo bad!! Sang in an opera house my ass- so bad!

California- until this point she looked old and dowdy to me. At this point I realized- she rocks! God she was good- her song was amazing- and the dress was fantastic! Well done California- well done!

Virginia- the dance was ok- I mean I can't do that on point so it was good. When I saw the outfit I thought there would just be lots of jumping but she was good.

Indiana- piss poor. Piss poor indeed. Banditos?! It was a simple spanish song- was her talent singing in another language- because the singing itself was piss poor! She wasn't tone deaf but she wasn't talented either

Wisconsin- now I don't know much about playing the violin but i thought it was a bit shreaky- Becca thinks she's talented but nervous. Plus the swaying is drama that isn't necessary

Texas- I didn't like it- I was bored. It was just a lot of balancing- but Becca and Jason liked it

Washington- Angels!? Seriously/ The little popup said that you were voted best soprano in high school and you chose to sing Robbie Williams?! I mean again- not tone deaf but it was so generic and karaoke. I expected more

Iowa- the dancing was ok but a bit boring.

Ok now the questions. Washington by far rocked this question- ROCKED IT!! Loved her answer. Also loved California- nice bringing it back to the modern Miss America. Hated- Texas. Idiot. She didn't answer the question- she just said that she could be a role model to young people- lovely. Then Iowa- soo bad! It might be because I was so distracted by the earrings that took up her entire ear but her answer was awful. She basically just copied Miss California's and talked about Miss America. I did like Virginia and Michigan- it was nice and simple. They could have expanded more but it was good. I also admire Indiana for saying that Jamie Lynn Spears should not be fired and people deserve a second chance- it was a brave answer since in the past the acceptable answer would have been to appease the Christians and say that she should have abstained. Oh and Miss Wisconsin- the way to get the rest of the world to like Americans is to let them know that America has a good educational system and volunteer work- yeah that will help...idiot.

Ok the finals- at this point Becca and I thought that California and Washington had this in the bag. What?! Iowa won 4th runner up?! Seriously?! What?! Washington got third?! Ok Indiana is first runner up- it has to be California!

WHAT THE HELL!?~? MICHIGAN!? In her Britney Spears outfit and the massacring of Over the Rainbow- seriously!??!

Ok up to this point I LOVED this pageant!! Loved it!! I LOVE that Trump no longer has any association with it- his pageants are just filler crap. I loved how real the girls were. I loved the talent. I loved that the questions asked them about real issues. All and all well done! Highly recommended people if you catch it on reruns on TLC

Miss America Reality Check

Man tonight will be all about Miss America for me! There is a snowstorm out there so I am just staying in tonight watching pageant fare- and I am quite happy with that!

So I missed the last 2 Miss America Reality Check shows so I'm going to catch up with them- then I will watch the pageant- so exciting!

Did I just see a girl with her baton- is she practising her talent?! Are they reintroducing talent?! For the love of god say it's so!!

God I would be awful at the balancing challenge- I mean I can never keep liquid in a martini glass- even when I'm sitting!

During the runway challenge Alaska drove me nuts with her cutesy I'm fun I'm not taking this seriously- yuck!! Stop acting like that and work it!

I wonder if Tyra has Miss J under contract so he can't go to another show- because I would have loved to see him hear in his heels teaching these girls to strut- I wonder how the Southern Baptists would react to him!!

Oh I hear Randolph Duke- I love how he is wearing more makeup than all of the girls combined!! And to have to look at all those bedazzled within an inch of their life dresses is commendable. Don't get me wrong I love me the bedazzler as demostrated by my Posh shirt for the concert next weekend- but not for evening wear!!

Poor Miss Indiana- the girl just has no clue. She says that she is in fashion merchandising but she doesn't have an fashion sense whatsoever- as demonstrated by her dress. She designed a hideous monstrosity of a dress- it was pale blue and short underneath with dumb panels going down the side- nasty!

I would be SOO bad at the dress making challenge- I am never good with those things!

Let's get this show on the run- hehe!

No Miss Florida no!! Feathers and animal print- don't do it!! And Miss Iowa- long black gloves are never a good idea- especially with the fingers cut out!

Yay Miss Florida- I'm glad to see you toned it down! I love the effect of the pink saran wrap around the waist. I also loved that Indiana took the advice- that dress was much better.

I didn't really like Alaska's as much as the judges- I mean it was a bit too short- but at least she worked it.

Oh god Tennessee put down the potpourri- step away from the potpourri- do NOT put it on your dress!

Iowa you are a moron- they asked for a black dress- not blue. And the gloves didn't help

My god it's true- Miss Virginia is like a doppleganger of Miss Illinois

Alright Episode 2

Ok they are totally teasing me with all this talk of talent- BRING IT!!


Let's see if they know the lyrics to their anthem- haha! They don't! Nor do they know any other patriotic songs- so sad! Dudes you want to be Miss America- learn the songs!

Haha- I love that Alaska thinks she can sing- not so much!

I love how catty and bitchy they are getting- especially during the singing. Awesome

Oh Rhode Island- you always have to know the name of the designer!!

God I hate Utah's style- I despise the collared dress- she is too forty-something for my liking.

Ok I think the top three will be Indiana, Florida and Illinois.

And I think that right now Illinois is the front runner

I'm surprised that Rhode Island wasn't in the final ten since they profiled her more than some of these girls- I mean I don't even remember Minnesota.

I have to say I'm surprised that Washington won- i think she won for supporting gay marriage!

I knew that Miss Indiana would get it!

Miss New Mexico?! WHAT?! I don't remember them even showing her after her haircut- god this show did a piss poor editing job. I mean this girl wasn't even shown- she is a winner and got hardly any airtime!!

Video of the Day

Here is a clip from the Ellen Degeneres show- a bunch of celebs lip synched to I Will Survive for Ellen for her bday. I think it is pretty cute- Jake Gyllenhaal was pretty cute and I always like David Spade- it was very Denis Finch! But the highlight is while most of the celebs are just having fun and being cute- Paris Hilton is trying to look hot and sexy. But of course she just looks idiotic because my Posh is in there showing her how it's done! Posh Forever!

LC and Stephen Forever!!

I am so excited by this- it looks like Lauren Conrad and Stephen Coletti are still dating....yay! I'm so on Team LC!

Scary Image of the Day

I have never seen any of the Saw movies and don't think I have to- just looking at pics of these crackpots who have too much plastic surgery scares the bejesus out of me! Look at this face!! Look at it!! This is Jackie Stallone- Rocky's mother! How can anyone think this looks ok?!

Am I Dreaming?!?

People angels are officially singing right now- HALLELUJAH!! HALLELUJAH!!


I don't even know what to do with myself I'm so excited. The NKOTB website is up and running again and according to People magazine they will be making an official announcement soon. And you know it's true if it's in People- they only print what publicists tell you.

I'm sooo excited- I'm so happy that Jon has conquered his agoraphobia and that Donnie hasn't had as many acting roles so he needs to do this.

Kaarina and Julie are you ready!?


Thursday, January 24, 2008

So Scary

I don't know if I will be able to sleep tonight after watching the celebrity apprentice tonight- Nely Galan has one of the most frightening faces that I have seen recently. I mean she claims to be a powerful business woman- and she might be. But what she has done to her face is just so sad- I mean she has completely mutilated herself!!

I Like It

Most people probably think that this is awful but I think it looks kind of neat. I might have worn a simpler dress underneath but regardless- I like it.

Just What the World Needs...

Another spawn of Spelling. Tori and Dean McDermott released a statement on Tuesday to announce that she is pregnant with baby number 2. That is just what the world needs another child of these two idiots- yuck! Side note- i have been watching a LOT of 90210 recently and it is truly shocking just how horrible Tori's acting was. The show is in their 7th season and she has no idea how to act without overemoting- and she whispers WAY too much. She tries to act sincere and whispers- it's at the point where she makes me feel so awkward watching her that I have to turn the channel

I Never Thought I Would Say This..

But I have to agree with Star Jones in this editorial- she comes off as a nice and caring person

Ugly Betty

Danielle getting in the shower with Wilhemina- classic! I think it would have only been better if it had been Mark in the shower!

Except for your voice you are a great singer- HAHA!!

The song is fantastic- I swear they need to get Amanda to sing in every episode!

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

American Idol

I missed most of the episode because I was watching Crowned so I only watched during commercials. I just wanted to make a quick comment- I love Geoffrey! He is just nice and cute and bubbly and gay- I want him to be my friend! I missed anything totally embarassing or funny though- it was a fairly tame episode.


Unfortunately I was on the elliptical while this was on so I couldn't blog as I watched by I figured I would put up a few comments.

First- do these people seriously think that the winner of this "pageant" will be relevant? The judges keep talking about their future duties and responsibilities- seriously? I don't even know many people who are watching this show- even though they should because it's such a trainwreck it's genius!

Next- Laura and her mother are such cows. I was SOO excited when they were in the bottom two because they came off as such huge bitches. Although I agree with the judges and think that Christan was completely vapid and useless- I'm glad she and her mother were eliminated.

I am SOO excited for next week- I want to see what this pageant is exactly.

The Judge Was Officially A Dumbass

So Denise Richards actually won- she can now film her reality show and exploit her children. Charlie Sheen was the surprising voice of reason here who tried to stop the unevitable harm that will come from her pimping out her kids but the judge went and gave her permission to continue with some unknown restrictions.

Time to Wash out My Mouth with Soap!

I can't believe what I'm about to pains me...but for the love of god Posh it is time to lay off the tanning. You have to protect your skin- plus you are officially the colour of the a pumpkin. You know I love you- I'm only saying this for your own good!

Quote of the Day

While I do not mean to take the death of Heath Ledger lightly this quote by John Travolta is the funniest thing I've read in a while. I laughed, I cried (mainly due to laughter)...

"Actors need other actors to be inspired by. He was my actor. My feeling about Heath is that I don't want to lose him at any age – 28 or 88. ... He's a real valuable guy. So I'm truly sorry and my heart goes out to everyone that knew him and loved him. I would give back all my awards to have him back." - John Travolta

I found it on Dlisted where the hysterical Michael said he was biting his tongue with this one and oops bit it off- exactly!...I mean if anyone still buys that this guy is straight I swear you must be blind. It frightens me that the minivan majority will be eating this stuff up

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Video of the Day

Jerry O'Connell you rock! I swear this is your best performance since Vern in Stand By Me- it even tops My Secret Identity!

Such a good take on the crazy that is the Cruise. Although if I were him I would now go into hiding- Xenu is some scary shit!!

Team Charlie

That's right- I am totally on Team Charlie- I hope he can prevail against that retard exwife of his!

I have always liked Charlie Sheen- I mean he has had his issues but at least he was somewhat honest about it. We know about the drugs and the whores- but from all reports he is clean now.

Whereas that retard Denise is exactly what I hate about some celebs. They try so hard to come off as squeaky clean but are in reality complete biatches. It is widely rumoured that she was one of Heidi Fleiss' girls and that she is a complete bitch. She marries Charlie and then divorces him- and proceeds to launch a huge media campaign against him. She releases court sealed documents. She says HORRIBLE things about him and accuses him of awful things...but in the middle of it SHE ASKED HIM FOR HIS SPERM!!! If he really was into porn and gambling and drugs would you really ask him for sperm for a third child!? When he is engaged to someone else?!

So know you see tons of "spontaneous" pap shots of her as the doting mother- barf. It's remarkable who they can always find her...

Anyways, she is now peddling a reality show to demonstrate what a fantastic mother she is. Barf. So of course she is selling out her kids. Thank GOD Charlie is trying to stop her from exploiting his children. They are now going to court because she is trying to do the show even without his permission. God she's classy!

Jordan Catalano is Officially Dead to Me

Ok I can't really look at this pic for very long- it is so traumatizing. I mean I know Jared Leto likes the young starlets but seriously- there is no excuse for this!! Paris Hilton?! Ew.

American Idol

I just watched the opening credits and noticed that they profile all of the winners except for Taylor Hicks- it's like they'don't want to admit that he won...well at least he is on the backdrop in the back corner.

Although the song almost makes me giggle and his hair has too much grease the guy who sang I'll Make Love to You was good.

My god she's right- she sounds just like Mariah...the resemblance is uncanny..hehe

My god look at the pretty irish girl's husband- look how scary her husband looks! I don't think that facial tattoos are ever a good idea!! Oh god that was horrible- she just did a thousand runs in a song...yuck!

RIP Heath Ledger

Ok this is just shocking to me. I got home tonight a bit late after working late and doing some groceries and my phone was ringing. Marni, Sheila and Steph called to ask me if I had heard the latest gossip- a male celebrity was dead. After a guessing game that took me about 15 minutes I finally guessed that the dead celeb was Heath Ledger. This is just sooo sad!! I mean he has a two year old daughter- that is always awful. And I mean I used to LOVE him! I adored Ten Things I hate about you- and not just because it was my first movie with The Dude. When he sang to her at her soccer game I got chills. And to this day I still say my dream date is to go play paintball.

I knew he had a problem with drugs- it was known he enjoyed his blow. Plus Lainey just admitted that this blind item was about him:

Grizzly, Grumpy, and High

All one person.

Not that doing drugs is any kind of shocker but a supposed family man? A serious actor? Settled down and severe? Apparently what happens in Toronto stays in Toronto.

So as I’m sure you know, celebrities don’t procure their own happy substances. That’s what wranglers are for. Go-t0-guys and girls assigned to the task of purchasing the poison and getting it into the hands of the stars who want it.

Popular local hot spot, A list actor is itching for some action. His runner is dispatched on the errand and comes back with more than enough to satisfy a five member rock band. But on this night, only one knight is the user, and according to my source – lock tight at that – he did s0 much blow it’s a wonder he hasn’t died from a heart attack.

Which explains the Jekyll & Hyde behaviour. Super accommodating one day, sullen and snarky the next. Method acting perhaps… but still, if I were the woman in his life, I’d probably keep a closer eye.

Just a suggestion…

So sad...

The only details that I know is that he was found in his New York apartment face down with a bottle of sleeping pills beside him. An autopsy will be performed tomorrow

Poor little Matilda sad...

UPDATE: Here is a quote for an article that was published in the New York Times 2 months ago:

“Last week I probably slept an average of two hours a night,” he said. “I couldn’t stop thinking. My body was exhausted, and my mind was still going.” One night he took an Ambien, which failed to work. He took a second one and fell into a stupor, only to wake up an hour later, his mind still racing.

Obviously the man had a problem with sleeping pills. I just read that his masseuse showed up at 3:30 for an appointment with him and found him unconscious. There were 2 pill bottles near his body.

Again it bears repeating. So Sad.

Oscar Nominations!!

The Oscar nomination were announced today- so exciting! I swear to god I will have a breakdown if they don't air them this year- I live for this stuff! I mean I have to see Johnny Depp- and even though I think the winner will be Daniel Day-Lewis if by chance Johnny wins I want to see his speech! And yay for little Canadian Ellen Page and Juno- I really really must see this movie! Here is a list of the nominees:

Performance by an actor in a leading role
George Clooney in "Michael Clayton" (Warner Bros.)
Daniel Day-Lewis in "There Will Be Blood" (Paramount Vantage and Miramax)
Johnny Depp in "Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street" (DreamWorks and Warner Bros., Distributed by DreamWorks/Paramount)
Tommy Lee Jones in "In the Valley of Elah" (Warner Independent)
Viggo Mortensen in "Eastern Promises" (Focus Features)

Performance by an actor in a supporting role
Casey Affleck in "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford" (Warner Bros.)
Javier Bardem in "No Country for Old Men" (Miramax and Paramount Vantage)
Philip Seymour Hoffman in "Charlie Wilson's War" (Universal)
Hal Holbrook in "Into the Wild" (Paramount Vantage and River Road Entertainment)
Tom Wilkinson in "Michael Clayton" (Warner Bros.)

Performance by an actress in a leading role
Cate Blanchett in "Elizabeth: The Golden Age" (Universal)
Julie Christie in "Away from Her" (Lionsgate)
Marion Cotillard in "La Vie en Rose" (Picturehouse)
Laura Linney in "The Savages" (Fox Searchlight)
Ellen Page in "Juno" (Fox Searchlight)

Performance by an actress in a supporting role
Cate Blanchett in "I'm Not There" (The Weinstein Company)
Ruby Dee in "American Gangster" (Universal)
Saoirse Ronan in "Atonement" (Focus Features)
Amy Ryan in "Gone Baby Gone" (Miramax)
Tilda Swinton in "Michael Clayton" (Warner Bros.)

Best animated feature film of the year
"Persepolis" (Sony Pictures Classics): Marjane Satrapi and Vincent Paronnaud
"Ratatouille" (Walt Disney): Brad Bird
"Surf's Up" (Sony Pictures Releasing): Ash Brannon and Chris Buck

Achievement in art direction
"American Gangster" (Universal): Art Direction: Arthur Max; Set Decoration: Beth A. Rubino
"Atonement" (Focus Features): Art Direction: Sarah Greenwood; Set Decoration: Katie Spencer
"The Golden Compass" (New Line in association with Ingenious Film Partners): Art Direction: Dennis Gassner; Set Decoration: Anna Pinnock
"Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street" (DreamWorks and Warner Bros., Distributed by DreamWorks/Paramount): Art Direction: Dante Ferretti; Set Decoration: Francesca Lo Schiavo
"There Will Be Blood" (Paramount Vantage and Miramax): Art Direction: Jack Fisk; Set Decoration: Jim Erickson

Achievement in cinematography
"The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford" (Warner Bros.): Roger Deakins
"Atonement" (Focus Features): Seamus McGarvey
"The Diving Bell and the Butterfly" (Miramax/Pathé Renn): Janusz Kaminski
"No Country for Old Men" (Miramax and Paramount Vantage): Roger Deakins
"There Will Be Blood" (Paramount Vantage and Miramax): Robert Elswit

Achievement in costume design
"Across the Universe" (Sony Pictures Releasing) Albert Wolsky
"Atonement" (Focus Features) Jacqueline Durran
"Elizabeth: The Golden Age" (Universal) Alexandra Byrne
"La Vie en Rose" (Picturehouse) Marit Allen
"Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street" (DreamWorks and Warner Bros., Distributed by DreamWorks/Paramount) Colleen Atwood

Achievement in directing
"The Diving Bell and the Butterfly" (Miramax/Pathé Renn), Julian Schnabel
"Juno" (Fox Searchlight), Jason Reitman
"Michael Clayton" (Warner Bros.), Tony Gilroy
"No Country for Old Men" (Miramax and Paramount Vantage), Joel Coen and Ethan Coen
"There Will Be Blood" (Paramount Vantage and Miramax), Paul Thomas Anderson

Best documentary feature
"No End in Sight" (Magnolia Pictures) A Representational Pictures Production: Charles Ferguson and Audrey Marrs
"Operation Homecoming: Writing the Wartime Experience" (The Documentary Group) A Documentary Group Production: Richard E. Robbins
"Sicko" (Lionsgate and The Weinstein Company) A Dog Eat Dog Films Production: Michael Moore and Meghan O'Hara
"Taxi to the Dark Side" (THINKFilm) An X-Ray Production: Alex Gibney and Eva Orner
"War/Dance" (THINKFilm) A Shine Global and Fine Films Production: Andrea Nix Fine and Sean Fine

Best documentary short subject
"Freeheld" A Lieutenant Films Production: Cynthia Wade and Vanessa Roth
"La Corona (The Crown)" A Runaway Films and Vega Films Production: Amanda Micheli and Isabel Vega
"Salim Baba" A Ropa Vieja Films and Paradox Smoke Production: Tim Sternberg and Francisco Bello
"Sari's Mother" (Cinema Guild) A Daylight Factory Production: James Longley

Achievement in film editing
"The Bourne Ultimatum" (Universal): Christopher Rouse
"The Diving Bell and the Butterfly" (Miramax/Pathé Renn): Juliette Welfling
"Into the Wild" (Paramount Vantage and River Road Entertainment): Jay Cassidy
"No Country for Old Men" (Miramax and Paramount Vantage) Roderick Jaynes
"There Will Be Blood" (Paramount Vantage and Miramax): Dylan Tichenor

Best foreign language film of the year
"Beaufort" Israel
"The Counterfeiters" Austria
"Katyn" Poland
"Mongol" Kazakhstan
"12" Russia

Achievement in makeup
"La Vie en Rose" (Picturehouse) Didier Lavergne and Jan Archibald
"Norbit" (DreamWorks, Distributed by Paramount): Rick Baker and Kazuhiro Tsuji
"Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End" (Walt Disney): Ve Neill and Martin Samuel

Achievement in music written for motion pictures (Original score)
"Atonement" (Focus Features) Dario Marianelli
"The Kite Runner" (DreamWorks, Sidney Kimmel Entertainment and Participant Productions, Distributed by Paramount Classics): Alberto Iglesias
"Michael Clayton" (Warner Bros.) James Newton Howard
"Ratatouille" (Walt Disney) Michael Giacchino
"3:10 to Yuma" (Lionsgate) Marco Beltrami

Achievement in music written for motion pictures (Original song)
"Falling Slowly" from "Once" (Fox Searchlight) Music and Lyric by Glen Hansard and: Marketa Irglova
"Happy Working Song" from "Enchanted" (Walt Disney): Music by Alan Menken; Lyric by Stephen Schwartz
"Raise It Up" from "August Rush" (Warner Bros.): Nominees to be determined
"So Close" from "Enchanted" (Walt Disney): Music by Alan Menken; Lyric by Stephen Schwartz
"That's How You Know" from "Enchanted" (Walt Disney): Music by Alan Menken; Lyric by Stephen Schwartz

Best motion picture of the year
"Atonement" (Focus Features) A Working Title Production: Tim Bevan, Eric Fellner and Paul Webster, Producers
"Juno" (Fox Searchlight) A Dancing Elk Pictures, LLC Production: Lianne Halfon, Mason Novick and Russell Smith, Producers
"Michael Clayton" (Warner Bros.) A Clayton Productions, LLC Production: Sydney Pollack, Jennifer Fox and Kerry Orent, Producers
"No Country for Old Men" (Miramax and Paramount Vantage) A Scott Rudin/Mike Zoss Production: Scott Rudin, Ethan Coen and Joel Coen, Producers
"There Will Be Blood" (Paramount Vantage and Miramax) A JoAnne Sellar/Ghoulardi Film Company Production: JoAnne Sellar, Paul Thomas Anderson and Daniel Lupi, Producers

Best animated short film
"I Met the Walrus" A Kids & Explosions Production: Josh Raskin
"Madame Tutli-Putli" (National Film Board of Canada) A National Film Board of Canada Production Chris Lavis and Maciek Szczerbowski "Même Les Pigeons Vont au Paradis (Even Pigeons Go to Heaven)" (Premium Films) A BUF Compagnie Production Samuel Tourneux and Simon Vanesse
"My Love (Moya Lyubov)" (Channel One Russia) A Dago-Film Studio, Channel One Russia and Dentsu Tec Production Alexander Petrov
"Peter & the Wolf" (BreakThru Films) A BreakThru Films/Se-ma-for Studios Production Suzie Templeton and Hugh Welchman

Best live action short film
"At Night" A Zentropa Entertainments 10 Production: Christian E. Christiansen and Louise Vesth
"Il Supplente (The Substitute)" (Sky Cinema Italia) A Frame by Frame Italia Production: Andrea Jublin
"Le Mozart des Pickpockets (The Mozart of Pickpockets)" (Premium Films) A Karé Production: Philippe Pollet-Villard
"Tanghi Argentini" (Premium Films) An Another Dimension of an Idea Production: Guido Thys and Anja Daelemans
"The Tonto Woman" A Knucklehead, Little Mo and Rose Hackney Barber Production: Daniel Barber and Matthew Brown

Achievement in sound editing
"The Bourne Ultimatum" (Universal): Karen Baker Landers and Per Hallberg
"No Country for Old Men" (Miramax and Paramount Vantage): Skip Lievsay
"Ratatouille" (Walt Disney): Randy Thom and Michael Silvers
"There Will Be Blood" (Paramount Vantage and Miramax): Matthew Wood
"Transformers" (DreamWorks and Paramount in association with Hasbro): Ethan Van der Ryn and Mike Hopkins

Achievement in sound mixing
"The Bourne Ultimatum" (Universal) Scott Millan, David Parker and Kirk Francis
"No Country for Old Men" (Miramax and Paramount Vantage): Skip Lievsay, Craig Berkey, Greg Orloff and Peter Kurland
"Ratatouille" (Walt Disney): Randy Thom, Michael Semanick and Doc Kane
"3:10 to Yuma" (Lionsgate): Paul Massey, David Giammarco and Jim Stuebe
"Transformers" (DreamWorks and Paramount in association with Hasbro): Kevin O'Connell, Greg P. Russell and Peter J. Devlin

Achievement in visual effects
"The Golden Compass" (New Line in association with Ingenious Film Partners): Michael Fink, Bill Westenhofer, Ben Morris and Trevor Wood
"Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End" (Walt Disney): John Knoll, Hal Hickel, Charles Gibson and John Frazier
"Transformers" (DreamWorks and Paramount in association with Hasbro): Scott Farrar, Scott Benza, Russell Earl and John Frazier

Adapted screenplay
"Atonement" (Focus Features), Screenplay by Christopher Hampton
"Away from Her" (Lionsgate), Written by Sarah Polley
"The Diving Bell and the Butterfly" (Miramax/Pathé Renn), Screenplay by Ronald Harwood
"No Country for Old Men" (Miramax and Paramount Vantage), Written for the screen by Joel Coen & Ethan Coen
"There Will Be Blood" (Paramount Vantage and Miramax), Written for the screen by Paul Thomas Anderson

Original screenplay
"Juno" (Fox Searchlight), Written by Diablo Cody
"Lars and the Real Girl" (MGM), Written by Nancy Oliver
"Michael Clayton" (Warner Bros.), Written by Tony Gilroy
"Ratatouille" (Walt Disney), Screenplay by Brad Bird; Story by Jan Pinkava, Jim Capobianco, Brad Bird
"The Savages" (Fox Searchlight), Written by Tamara Jenkins


Monday, January 21, 2008

Would It Have Killed Her to Wear a Bra?

Here is a picture of BritBrit leaving her deposition hearing today. I mean I guess we are supposed to be impressed that she actually showed up and stayed for 2 hours. But could she not have dressed up?! Could she not have worn a bra?!

Lainey Blind Item

Cheater Uninterrupted
The recent embarrassment and exposure has not deterred Cheese from cheating. When his much better half is in town, he of course is on his best behaviour. Especially since she seems to have forgiven and forgotten. Or perhaps she’s much less savvy than we’ve all given her credit for.

But a return to the road means a return to the rock’n’roll lifestyle. Only now his predilections seem even dirtier. Whereas before the philandering was concentrated on one girl at a time, with an insistence on cleanliness and then accompanied by a camera, these days, he’s graduated to multiples – plucked from the crowd during his shows, two or three at a time, always very young, they end up in a giggling heap in his bus or in his room, plied with alcohol and other intoxicants until they’re good and ready to get nasty. At which point he pulls out the trusty camera and commemorates the occasion. Stupidly however, he also lets them do the same with their phones.

So far it’s been 4 cities and counting – the same routine, the same debauchery…only on one of the stops, he hit up someone a tad too young. As in 17. He was kind enough to single her out. Poor thing believed him when he promised her the world. And she has pictures. Of course she’s too sweet to do anything about it… at least not yet. But what is it they say?

Hell hath no fury like a girl who waits by a silent phone…

MY GUESS: I am saying Keith Urban. I'm not really sure about the whole recent embarrassment thing- maybe the rehab stint? She has said in the past that he's a cheater so I'm guessing him...thoughts?

UPDATED GUESS: Patti just reminded me of the Michael Buble/Emily Blunt fiasco recently- this one makes a LOT more sense...we know Lainey loves Emily Blunt...and there were picture rumours about him before.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Amazing Race

Ok finale time! I have to say before the episode starts that I am totally rooting for Nick and Donald- I like them best. I hope Donald can pick up the pace. I also wouldn't mind if Rachelle and TK won- although I think most of the money will be wasted on pot... I just hope it's not Christina and Ronald- I can't stand them. Although from the looks of it they will probably win.

Well Nick and Donald are less than an hour behind at the beginning- hopefully they can mae the flight. Oh Ron and Christina asked for a free upgrade...i wonder if they had their tickets upgraded too...that would be a disqualification!

I have read online that Christina was strongly disliked by the other teams- when you hear her talk about how she is smarter than everyone you can see why! Oh no they forgot their gear!! That is SOOO bad!!! SOOO BAD!! They will probably lose because of that.

Oh god I think I would rather do the cod then the crab- I don't really care about cutting into things. My dad would kick ass at this!! Well luckily for Don and Nick TK and Rachel's cab driver got lost. Nick and Don had better hope that TK and Rachel have problems with the task!

Wow that crab task looks incredibly unpleasant- I would totally do the cod. Oh they are so lucky TK and Rachel are still there!

I would NOT do well with the glacial climb- that looks too hard for me

Oh I think this is going to kill Nick and Don- I wonder if they have to wait for the team ahead of them to finish before they start...

I really hope Nick and Don can catch up- I think that Ron and Christina will scream at each other. I hope she gets frustrated!

I think that TK should do it- I don't think that Rachel is very bright...well maybe she will surprise me. Go NICK!! GO NICK!! YAY I'm glad that she is done and not right! Oh they are all saying Donkey for ireland. Oh this is nerve racking!! If I were them I would just be running instead of sitting still!!

Ok Rachel is smarter than I thought- she figured it out! That would have frustrated the hell out of me! Oh no Christina is done- shit. Poor Nick and Don. Oh no poor TK and Rachel!! They aren't even showing Nick and Don anymore- I think they are out...The salmon hooker- what a fantastic statue!! Too funny!! Ok go TK and Rachel- beat those other two!! Ok good for them- better than Christina and Ron- although I still feel bad for Nick and Donald.

Is that Even A Name?

Mr Big and his girlfriend, Tara Wilson, had a baby boy on Friday. They named him Orion Christopher Noth. Orion!? Seriously?! That isn't even a name! I guess that doesn't matter to celebrities but I think it's pretty bad!

Gordie Lachance All Grown Up

I just had to post this pic of Wil Wheaton for old times is making me want to watch Toy Soldiers...god I love that movie!

Thursday, January 17, 2008

There Are No Words

I don't even know what to say...I mean do I really have to comment?! Look at this....look at it!! I mean I already strongly dislike Ellen Pompeo and her fashion style but this is just unexplainable...who the hell wears this shit?! The gloves, the hair, the skirt length...and to do this at a Chanel show...I hope that Lagerfeld bitch beat her with his fan!

Best Lines from Ugly Betty

With your evil disposition and my eyes the kid would be unstoppable...- Mark

My uterus is officially closed to devil spawn- Christina...if only Katie Holmes had said the same thing...

Side note- oh Brad!! I can't believe that you have gotten so old...I still remember you singing to Janet in your underwear!!

Is it just me or did the perfume turn Betty into Britney Spears?

Perez Blind Item

What buxom blonde is planning to get an abortion? The semi-retired actress' soon-to-be ex-husband was said to be livid when she was pAArtying on New Year's eve. Coke and unborn babies don't go well together!

ANSWER: I love Perez' blind items because they are always so obvious!! It is our local canadian hero Pam Anderson of course- classy!

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

American Idol

I liked the first girl who sang the Pretenders I'll Stand By You- very good song choice- I was scared she would be asking Jesus to take the wheel- and I cannot handle that song!

My god this Douglas guy quite obviously has serious issues- telling the American public that his father hates him- so odd...And the this guy Napoleon Dynamite?! I think that I would get a restraining order against this guy- he's crazy!

The weird politician kid can actually sing- he obviously isn't an idol but he can definitely sing. It really is all about Simon- he has the best ear by far.

I think I would actually be scared for my life being one of these judges- I mean they are exposed to a LOT of crazies- they really are quite brave!!

Am loving all the trannies...and the boys who sing like girls...good times

I love that the hardcore rocker is singing Kelly Clarkson- the song that most rock guys would choose!!

Oh it's never good when they have their written their own compositions- it just makes it all horribly awkward...


I hope that Patty and Laura can't leave their house at this point due to fear of being stoned...they are SUCH horrid people- there really isn't a single good thing about them! They bitched to the foreman about wanting to switch their job- then they can't understand why they have not won the challenge- and they proceed to yell at the winners?! You wonder how the daughter can be such a snobby bitch when she clearly has no good qualities- then you see the mother....the face that contorts at odd angles due to plastic surgery, the slutty clothes, yelling at 20 year olds- CLASSY!!

Wow these people really are HORRID public speakers!! HORRID!! Wow the hug thing was super awkward...myself may one day want to have surgery!? Horrid!! And Mindy could not talk...I hate that the redheads did ok- since they are such HORRIBLE people...HORRIBLE!!

While I like the blondes they did do a horrible job- I would obviously rather have the redheads go since they are cows but they will probably stay. I actually find it hard to watch them since they are so completely unattractive.

Oh god that green dress is ATROCIOUS!!! I have to look away- what is up with the weird fabric strips going across the stomach- ew!! And the mom should really not be wearing satin...and the heart earrings are a bit much! I hope that maybe they get rid of this team instead since they are such cows

What is up with the dream gals matching haircuts- that is just tragic...I mean I admit that at one point I did have matching hair with my mom...but I was 8! I don't want a 60 year old hair cut right now!

Oh I'm glad the blondes stayed- they are one of the few teams I liked. I really wouldn't mind if any of these teams left- they all annoy me. I'd like to see the blessed beauties go just because the daughter needs to be brought down a notch...although the black ones are my least favourite

Yay they are gone! They were so horrid- what the hell was up with the running?! God they are weird?! Oh mom they didn't humiliate you- you did it to yourself!!

The Very Picture of Masculinity

Here is a pic of Clay Aiken as his new character in Spamalot on Broadway...sexay!!

Poor guy- I'm sure the claymates would stick by him if he would just be honest and come out- I mean they do have eyes! They can see what is right in front of them!

Survivor Baby

This proves that people should have a license before they are allowed to breed- Jonny Fairplay and Michelle Deighton (the bisexual from America's Next Top Model) have had a daughter. They named her Piper Addison- which I actually don't mind...but I still think the kid doesn't have a chance in hell!

I For One Am Shocked! SHOCKED!

So just two weeks after their "spiritual" ceremony (meaning not legally binding) in Bora Bora, Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds have announced that they have split up. I wonder what happened...was he caught with another tranny? Did she talk to Scary Spice?

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

American Idol

Well this is my favourite part of the whole season- I love me the auditions!!! I don't really care as much once the "competition" starts since I never agree with the American public...I mean Sanjaya anyone?!

Oh I hope Paula is looped again this year!

I really like the first guys voice- nice song..just needs a makeover- note to guy- get rid of the chain!

Ok I just missed most of the show because I was on the phone- but I was watching on mute so have some comments.

First- I am scared to close my eyes tonight...I do not want to see the nasty ass man in the Princess Leia gold bikini....

The guy with the dreads who sang Uncle Cracker is damn hot...damn damn hot!!

Am I the only one who is noticing that they are focusing on the women on the American Idol background- you mainly see Jordan Sparks, Carrie Underwood and Kelly Clarkson- the others are kind of being shut out...

I actually thing the girl who is doing Princess Leia might be able to sing- I think she's super nervous right now- because she is hitting some ok notes....but the combination is bad...

Zac Efron- totally straight...

I can't believe people actually believe this!! I cannot believe that anyone believes this boy is they have eyes?! This kid wears more makeup than I do....and is a much more feminine dancer than I am!! I love that Disney has created a relationship between him and Vanessa Hudgens- brilliant.

But this is now my favourite- in a new interview he was asked his celebrity crush and he answered Leonardo DiCaprio- Leo!! How funny is that/!!?!

Hunny just come out- you are young and cute and should still be able to have a career!


RIP Brad Renfro

Brad Renfro, the little boy from The Client, was found dead today in his home in LA- he was only 25 years old. He had a long history of drug abuse and arrests. It really is quite tragic- child actor becomes drug addict and dies's really sad....

Side note- this makes me think of poor Jonathan sad....god I loved him...

Monday, January 14, 2008

Best Court Outfit Ever

Look at what BritBrit wore to court today- LOOK AT IT!!! Who on earth wears a white lace mini dress to a court hearing to try to get visitation with their child?!

Seriously though- this is bordering on tragic...where is the family?! Why isn't she getting help!?

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Golden Globes

I can't even begin to describe how much I hate watching the Golden Globes on Access Hollywood- this feels SOOO wrong!!!! I miss my red carpet sooo much!! And poor Steven Spielberg- he won the Cecil B. Demille award and he doesn't get a big presentation...oh wait they just said they would give it to him next year

Big Love
Grey's Anatomy
Mad Men
The Tudors
MY PICK: Oh this is hard since I love both Big Love and the Tudors...but I'm going to go with The Tudors. Although it takes HUGE liberties with historical fact it is such a massive production and the costumes and art direction are amazing so I think it deserves it. For the love of god don't let it be Grey's Anatomy- don't people realize the show is now AWFUL!?
WINNER: Mad Men- I have heard really good buzz about this show- I now want to see it

30 Rock
Pushing Daisies
MY PIC: GO PUSHING DAISIES!! GO Pimento and Digby!!! Although I have to say 30 rock kills me as well...I love that Kenneth is upset because New York has changed him- he went to a PG13 movie- haha! Classic!
WINNER: Extras- well I do want to see this show since I love Ricky Gervais- I just need to see it

Patricia Arquette, Medium
Glenn Close, Damages
Minnie Driver, The Riches
Edie Falco, The Sopranos
Sally Field, Brothers & Sisters
Holly Hunter, Saving Grace
Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer
MY PICK: I'm going with Edie Falco- last season of the Sopranos so there is a nostalgia factor
WINNER: Glenn Close- well I do like her and it's not too surprising

Michael C. Hall, Dexter
Hugh Laurie, House
Bill Paxton, Big Love
Jon Hamm, Mad Men
Jonathan Rhys Meyers, The Tudors
MY PICK: I have to go with my former future husband JRM even though he hangs out with nasty Pete Doherty I loved the Tutors!!
WINNER: Jon Hamm- I heard this show was good but I have never watched it

Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Steve Carell, The Office
David Duchovny, Californication
Ricky Gervais, Extras
Lee Pace, Pushing Daisies
MY PICK: Go Lee Pace!! Go Pushing Daisies!! YAY PUSHING DAISIES- Best show on TV!!
WINNER: David Duchovny- haven't seen the show but I don't mind him...although it should be Lee Pace!

Christina Applegate, Samantha Who?
America Ferrera, Ugly Betty
Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Anna Friel, Pushing Daisies
Mary-Louise Parker, Weeds
MY PICK: It is Tina Fey for sure. Although I love Pushing Daisies and would love to see them win something Chuck is the most annoying part...although recently she's been growing on me- ok maybe she can win! And I love Ugly Betty but find Betty to be the worst part of the show
WINNER: Tina Fey- go Tina Fey! You rock- go Liz Lemon!!

Rose Byrne, Damages
Rachel Griffiths, Brothers & Sisters
Katherine Heigl, Grey's Anatomy
Samantha Morton, Longford
Anna Paquin, Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee
Jaime Pressly, My Name Is Earl
MY PICK: ANYONE BUT OVERRATED KATHERINE HEIGL!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ANYONE ELSE!! Actually I have to go with Jaime Pressly- she rocks this show! Although Kristin Chenowith should have been nominated and won for Pushing Daisies- just thinking of her alias as Pimento kills me!
WINNER: Samantha Morton- well I've never even heard of this show but it doesn't anger me- at least it wasn't Katherine Heigl!!

Ted Danson, Damages
Kevin Dillon, Entourage
Jeremy Piven, Entourage
Andy Serkis, Longford
William Shatner, Boston Legal
Donald Sutherland, Dirty Sexy Money
MY PICK: While I love me some Drama, I have to go with Donald Sutherland since he rocks on that show
WINNER: Jeremy Piven- he always wins...and I think he's overrated- Drama rocks that show!

Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee
The Company
5 Days
The State Within
MY PICK: Well I haven't actually seen any of these so it doesn't really matter- I will guess

Bryce Dallas Howard, As You Like It
Queen Latifah, Life Support
Debra Messing, The Starter Wife
Sissy Spacek, Pictures of Hollis Woods
Ruth Wilson, Jane Eyre
MY PICK: This is hard since most of these women annoy me- I'm going with Ruth Wilson since I love the story of Jane Eyre
WINNER: Queen Latifah...I still haven't forgiven her for Bringin down the house- I had to watch that on a plane and it was incredibly painful!!

Adam Beach, Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee
Jim Broadbent, Longford
Ernest Borgnine, A Grandpa for Christmas
Jason Isaacs, The State Within
James Nesbitt, Jekyll
MY PICK: I haven't seen any of these but I have to go with Jim Broadbent since I heart him- I mean he was Bridget Jones' dad- who didn't love him in that?!

American Gangster
Eastern Promises
The Great Debaters
Michael Clayton
No Country for Old Men
There Will Be Blood
MY PICK: I think it'll be No country no men because it has huge buzz
WINNER: Atonement- my friends say the book is horrible so far (they haven't finished it yet) but I really want to see this!

Across the Universe
Charlie Wilson's War
Sweeney Todd
MY PICK: Go Sweeney Todd- why oh why isn't this a live show so I could see the speeches!! Although I am also cheering for Juno since it is quite Canadian plus it has the long awaited reunion of Michael and George Michael Bluth!
WINNER: Sweeney Todd! Becca and Simmie- WE HAVE TO GO SEE THIS!!!!

Tim Burton, Sweeney Todd
Ethan and Joel Coen, No Country for Old Men
Julian Schnabel, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
Ridley Scott, American Gangster
Joe Wright, Atonement
MY PICK: It has to be Tim Burton because this is the movie that I most want to see in this category, plus he made Beetlejuice!
WINNER: Julian Schnabel- all I know about him is that he is an artist

Atonement (Christopher Hampton)
Charlie Wilson's War (Aaron Sorkin)
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly (Ronald Harwood)
Juno (Diablo Cody)
No Country for Old Men (Joel and Ethan Coen)

4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days
The Kite Runner
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
Lust, Caution

Bee Movie
The Simpsons Movie
MY PICK: I'm going with Ratatouille because I love Pixar and heard this was really good
WINNER: Ratatouille- god I'm good- hehe!

Cate Blanchett, Elizabeth: The Golden Age
Julie Christie, Away from Her
Jodie Foster, The Brave One
Angelina Jolie, A Mighty Heart
Keira Knightley, Atonement
MY PICK: I have to go with Cate Blanchette because she is unbelievable as Elizabeth. Although I wouldn't mind if Angelina won- but again it would be better if the show was live and she won because we would all want to hear her speech and see Brad congratulate her!
WINNER: Julie Christie- she has been winning everything else this season so it's not surprising

Amy Adams, Enchanted
Nikki Blonsky, Hairspray
Helena Bonham Carter, Sweeney Todd
Marion Cotillard, La Vie en Rose
Ellen Page, Juno
MY PICK: AMY ADAMS!!!! Go Amy Adams!!! God I loved this movie- by far my favourite of the year! She sang and danced and was fantastic! She has come so far since Cruel Intentions 2! And her one episode of Buffy as Tara's cousin. Although I am also cheering for fellow Canadian Ellen Page
WINNER: Marion Cotillard- I heard that her performance was amazing but I haven't seen the movie

George Clooney, Michael Clayton
Daniel Day-Lewis, There Will Be Blood
James McAvoy, Atonement
Viggo Mortensen, Eastern Promises
Denzel Washington, American Gangster
MY PICK: I think that it is between George Clooney and Daniel Day-Lewis from everything I've heard. I think it'll be Daniel Day-Lewis- he hardly ever makes movies but when he does he wins all the awards
WINNER: Daniel Day-Lewis- not shocking at all

Johnny Depp, Sweeney Todd
Ryan Gosling, Lars and the Real Girl
Tom Hanks, Charlie Wilson's War
Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Savages
John Reilly, Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
MY PICK: Go Johnny Depp!! GO JOHNNY GO GO GO!! I soo want to see this movie- I saw the musical last month and it was amazing!! And the clips that I've seen so far look fantastic- and he sounds great! He will have vengeance!!
WINNER: JOHNNY DEPP!! God I wish this was live and he could give a speech!!

Cate Blanchett, I'm Not There
Julia Roberts, Charlie Wilson's War
Saoirse Ronan, Atonement
Amy Ryan, Gone Baby Gone
Tilda Swinton, Michael Clayton
MY PICK: Cate Blanchette- mainly because I adore her!!
WINNER: Cate Blanchette- yay!! Love her!!

Casey Affleck, The Assassination of Jesse James...
Javier Bardem, No Country for Old Men
Philip Seymour Hoffman, Charlie Wilson's War
John Travolta, Hairspray
Tom Wilkinson, Michael Clayton
MY PICK: I'm going with Casey Affleck because I love him and he's so cute- although I also love Tom Wilkinson
WINNER: Javier Bardem- not surprising...he has won everything so far- i just have never seen him in anything!

Atonement (Dario Marianelli)
Eastern Promises (Howard Shore)
Grace Is Gone (Clint Eastwood)
Into the Wild (Michael Brook)
The Kite Runner (Alberto Iglesias)

"That's How You Know," Enchanted
"Grace Is Gone," Grace Is Gone
"Guaranteed," Into the Wild
"Despedida," Love in the Time of Cholera
"Walk Hard," Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

Amazing Race

I think it's funny that Jen and Nate think they have been nice to this point and now they will be rude...they don't realize they've always been jackasses!!

HAHAHA!! We know nothing about Taiwan except we like Thai food and I have thai friends- HAHA!! These guys are morons!!!!

I think I would have a heart attack doing this task on the cards- it looks horrifying!! I would have my eyes closed the whole time on that rocking part!!

My god that ritual looks absolutely terrifying...I would be very scared!! I do not like the idea of fireworks being pointed at me!!

I'm actually glad that TK and Rachel caught up- I would rather they be in the final three than Nate and Jen- I really hope Nick and Donald are fast now and beat them!

I also would not do well on hot coals- i would have a heart attack!!

Oh I hope that Jen and Nate made the wrong decision!! I want them out! YAY they are gone!! So exciting!!

Mad Money

I was just watching the commercial for Mad Money and kept help but ask myself why the hell Diane Keaton agreed to be in this crap. Does this woman even read scripts anymore or does she take anything that comes her way? Does she need the money? Or did Tom Cruise and the Church find out something incriminating about her and they blackmailed her to do this with KatE?

Project Runway

I'm so excited that this show is back!! Don't get me wrong- I loved Project Runway Canada but I missed the original. I love me some Tim Gunn- just seeing him brings me joy!!

Love the first challenge- I like that they can use their good materials to show their style- at least we can get an idea about who they are as a designer.

Oh I feel bad for the poor big guy who couldn't run as fast as the others- I was scared that he would not be able to get good fabrics but at least he liked the ones he got.

Ok the earth mother is a bit to odd for me. Now granted- my esthetic is not not earthy in any way- but even so Elisa's design is horrid...I could pin fabrics together to look like the horrible thing coming out of the back of her dress...but I also hate the front of the dress- the sleeve length is awkward and the dress is old fashioned.

I love the young kid with the really weird hair saying that Elisa is odd- hehe!

Already I think that I will like the Chicago designer- I forget his name but he's bald and far I like him.

I don't really the fabric for the silver metallic dress- it looks fairly cheap- very Rouyn...

The "structural quality" of the dress- are you kidding me?! It's a bunch of scraps sewn together!!

Oh Monique Lhuillier- they are really bringing out the big guns

Oh god she chose turquoise boots to go with that hideous dress? ew

Ok the purple dress was ok but the top fabric was a bit matronly

I hate the little black dress with the silver- too Paris Hilton.

The little gold dress had a very odd bust shape...

I didn't like the Simones dress- too simple

Hate the short balloon skirt on the red dress- too short and Paris

I HATE the little plaid jacket- ugly and dynasty-esque

I like Victoria's black dres- very nice

Rami's grey dress was stunning- I love the grecian look..although I'd get rid of the flower

I still hate the metallic dress- you can get that at Forever 21

I love Jack's dress- it is cute- although a bit Paris-esque

I hate the little black dress with the the sheer stomach- ew

I like that Steve made a suit- I do like him

What a horrible little metallic dress with puffed sleeves

Oh and Kit Pistols was all over the place..

Ok they have to get rid of the horrid turquoise thing- is there really another choice?

They all like Christian's but I don't like it- maybe it's the colours I don't like. The construction of Simone's dress is awful- I agree...I agree Micheal- the flower is bad. But the rest of the dress is grey. I love the judges- the baby doll is boring. Nina's expression while the crackpot was describing the dress- she agrees that she's a crackpot.

WHAT??!!?! SIMONE IS OUT?!!? Seriously- they kept the crackpot!? I guess the front was better constructed? But was better than the crap turquoise dress!

Update on Xtina's Baby- We have a Name!

The name of xtina's baby has been released- it's Max Liron Bratman...I like it actually...nice and could have been MUCH worse!

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Gossip Girl Romance

I love this show- it is so Cruel Intentions!! One new similarity- Serena and Dan are dating in real life! Perez is confirming that Blake Lively and Penn Badgley are a couple in real life- to her I say go for Chuck instead- he's hotter!

Friday, January 11, 2008

Even More Celeb Baby Names!!

I have two more celeb baby names for you.

The first one is Toni Collette's daughters name- Sage Florence Galafassi. I've never heard Sage for a girl but it could be worse. I mean we all remember Rachel Griffiths' little son Banjo!

And the other is Stella McCartney's new son- Beckett Robert Lee Willis. Not a fan of this- I feel he should be raising a musket in the civil war. Not a fan of Beckett- but I know it's quite popular right now. As a side note Stella also has a daugher named Bailey- those are the two names of Melissa Etheridge's kids too! Just a little ironic fact

Quotes of the Day

I had to put two because let's face it- they are great. KatE has definitely be drinking the Xenu juice!!

"She's a very strong woman. I'm very proud of her."

She's actually teaching me a lot – probably more than I'm teaching her. She's very smart and strong. And really magical."

-says Katie Holmes of her 21 month old daughter Suri

Side note- my mother doesn't even refer to me as a woman and I am 29!