Friday, July 31, 2009

The Duggars Heart Me

I knew they loved me back!! They are naming their child after me! They just announced today that they will name their child Mackynzie Renee- with an accent!! How many people have the nickname Renee- WITH an accent?! It's totally after me!
I heart you too Duggars!

Monday, July 27, 2009

The Bachelorette

Ok Jillian this is it. It's time to redeem yoursel and make up for all of your embarrassing dumbass moves during this season.

There is something about Ed that I have never warmed up to- he just seems so stiff.

I cannot believe how overly affectionate Jillian is in front of her parents- that was a lot of PDA

I think at this point she will pick Ed but I prefer Kypton

I can't believe how much she makes out with these guys but then plans on getting engaged to only one in a few days- it is all so sketchy. yes I know that's the show but it's still odd

I love how she reassures us that her and Ed still have sexual chemistry then they show the volcano erupting- that was some quality editing

I think she will pick Ed. They are really setting it up that Kypton is perfect and the best catch- therefore I think that it will be Ed.

Why is it that the girl is always supposed to move for the guy? Why is it that his life is always more important, his career the priority

I love that they flew in Neil Lane and he said he designed rings for Jillian- uh huh...

I love the ring Kypton picked- so pretty! But not my favorite. I liked the big emerald cut with a thin band. No pear shapped! Ew- heart shaped? Go with Kypton- it's a better ring

I love how they pose them all to look contemplative- haha.

I hate the dress- it cuts her wrong at the hips. They really need better stylists on this show

This is the first bachelorette that I am watching that I don't really know the end. I haven't read any spoilers- mainly due to how busy I've been. So I'm intrigued.

Yup- she picked Ed. I can't believe she didn't pick Kypton- he is the better catch

She should have stopped him before he kept going- she should have cut him off before he said he loved her

I totally think that Ed is going to dump her and say no. Last week she said you have to watch the last 7 minutes so we'll see.

I love that they had Reid pull up in a taxi right in between the guys- they couldn't have done this before this ceremony thing started?

And now Reid is here- so sending him home was harder than sending Kypton home? I thought she loved Kypton? This girl is odd. If she wants to be with Ed she should let him go and tell him to stop talking so he doesn't embarass himself- I swear she is just selfish and wants them all to love her.

I like Reid way better than Ed- she should not have let him do all that. She should have stopped him- I strongly dislike this girl

She's been waiting to tell him she loved him for a long time- they have only known each other for like a month!

Friday, July 24, 2009


Julie and Becca start practicing your moves

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Big Brother

Ronnie is an epic tool. He may be head of household this week but he has completely screwed himself. He is throwing Michelle under the bus like a retard. And playing both sides- dude you have to nominate people this week. You are going to have to piss off someone

Jeff isn't rampaging- why is Ronnie lying so much so early?!

Moustacha is on to you Ronnie- you had better be careful

I love how Jessie wouldn't shake his hand- he clearly doesn't understand that it's a game

What the hell is wrong with Chima?!?! Who the hell thinks they are so superior that they can say something like that?! Especially when they're an idiot!

OMG Ronnie in a gold bikini is making me nauseous!! He is so repulsive!

Again- yet another reason to hate Russell. Bashing Musicals- you're a douche!!

Chima you are the c word. I try not to use that but it applies here. She is so self entitled for someone who has massacred her face and is a tool

I cannot believe that Ronnie is married- so gross

He is going to put up Laura and Casey and claim that he will backdoor an athlete just to try to appease both groups

A genuine honest person- he's a tool

I love that Kevin is wearing Jelly bracelets- that's amazing!

Ok it's Jeff instead of Casey. I'm giving you the chance to play POV to show how much you want to be in the house!? Like it's an honour?! Loser

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

I just walked out of the movie 1/2 an hour ago so it is incredibly fresh in my mind. I LOVED IT!!! I LOVED IT!!! I HEART HARRY POTTER!

Have I mentioned I enjoyed it!?!?

I feel like this franchise has really found it's niche. The first three weren't always consistent- well I blame the weird ass "artsy" director they got for the 3rd. But we now know all these characters and all the supporting cast- it is so familiar and comforting.

LOVED the humour in this movie. Ron as always was brilliant but Harry was funny too. Daniel Radcliffe definitely gets better with every movie. And Lavender- YOU ROCKED!! Luna- I can never get enough of you.

And Slughorn. Slughorn. You deserve the freakin academy award for this- what a character!! HE WAS AMAZING!! And surprisingly similar to an eccentric oncologist that I work with. I have always loved Jim Broadbent and he just is amazing here.

So with that of course the casting was amazing- with a few notable exceptions. I've never liked Lupin- he is always so angry. Always. Of course he was hired by the aforementioned artsy 3rd movie director so that explains it. And I HATED Narcissa. She was the WORST Narcissa EVER! She looked like she was 60 years old. And what the hell is with the Skunked hair??!?! She is supposed to be pale and blonde like Draco and Lucius. WHAT THE HELL!?!

And Tonks- why the hell does Tonks have a mullet?!!? She is supposed to be young and hip- what the hell is up with that hair?!

As always Helena Bonham Carter was brilliant as Bellatrix. Perfect casting. So I understand why they try to use her in all Death Eater scenes.

This leads me to the big argument- I've heard people complain that it is different from the book. They all are! That is nothing new. Again to the Prizoner of Azkaban- that was the worst! This is by no means the worst. I try to go into these now and just watch them as a movie and not get offended by the differences. If JK Rowling approved the changes then I have to accept them. Only one thing pissed me off- the cornfield scene and end of that scene. How the hell could that have happened?!!? Where were the ministry protections?! Not a spoiler- it's in the promos.

I've never really liked the new Dumbledore- I much prefered Richard Harris. THis one just took it all too seriously- I've said it before but he came on during the 3rd artsy movie. He was so severe. Dumbledore is supposed to be lighthearted, with a twinkle in his eye, doesn't take himself seriously...this guy was always so stern. But at the end of this he redeemed himself.

And the end....they fought the dark with the light....and I cried like a baby.

I cannot WAIT til the next one. Two words- Albus Severus. I'll be inconsolable.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Emmy Nominations

Where the hell is Pushing Daisies?!!?!? It was the best show of the year by far!! Ok here goes my breakdown of the nominations:

Family Guy
Flight of the Conchords
How I Met Your Mother
The Office
30 Rock

Go 30Rock- that show just keeps getting better and better! I also of course love The Office and it had some great moments. But Family Guy!? Seriously?! That show is NOT funny- I have tried to watch it twenty thousand times and it is just retarded.

Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Steve Carell, The Office
Jemaine Clement, Flight of the Conchords
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory
Tony Shalhoub, Monk
Charlie Sheen, Two and a Half Men

JIM PARSONS!!! I have just really starting getting into this show and this guy is freakin amazing! He is SOOO good on that show- Sheldon rocks! I also love Alec Baldwin and of course Steve Carell. Side note- I really have to watch Flight of the Conchords to see what the fuss is about

Christina Applegate, Samantha Who?
Toni Collette, United States of Tara
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, The New Adventures of Old Christine
Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Mary-Louise Parker, Weeds
Sarah Silverman, The Sarah Silverman Program

I watched the United States of Tara in Cuba- it was NOT funny. At all. But I do love Toni Collette for her piano scene in About a Boy. I also love Sarah Silverman but let's be honest- it's all about Tina Fey. Bitch is the new black!

Jon Cryer, Two and a Half Men
Kevin Dillon, Entourage
Neil Patrick Harris, How I Met Your Mother
Jack McBrayer, 30 Rock
Tracy Morgan, 30 Rock
Rainn Wilson, The Office

Ok I'm torn. I love me some Doogie- Barney makes that show for me. Him doing the naked man was freaking amazing. But Jack McBrayer is amazing as Kenneth. I have to go with NPH though. Oh- and Rainn Wilson is the worst of all the supporting characters. Ok I just don't like Dwight.

Kristin Chenoweth, Pushing Daisies
Jane Krakowski, 30 Rock
Elizabeth Perkins, Weeds
Amy Poehler, Saturday Night Live
Kristin Wiig, Saturday Night Live
Vanessa Williams, Ugly Betty

PIMENTO DIGBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PIMENTO DIGBY!!!!!!! Obviously Kristin Chenoweth!!!! I love a lot of these other ladies but there is no question here. Go Olive!

Alan Alda, 30 Rock
Beau Bridges, Desperate Housewives
Jon Hamm, 30 Rock
Steve Martin, 30 Rock
Justin Timberlake, Saturday Night Live

While Justin Timberlake is pretty funny on SNL I have to give this to my Steve Martin. Steve if you win I'll pick out a thermos for you

Jennifer Aniston, 30 Rock
Christine Baranski, The Big Bang Theory
Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live
Gena Rowlands, Monk
Elaine Stritch, 30 Rock
Betty White, My Name Is Earl

This HAS to go to Elaine Stritch- she is fabulous on 30 Rock. But then again Tina Fey as Sarah Palin is now classic.

Big Love
Breaking Bad
Mad Men

Ok this is tough- there are quite a few shows that I love. LOVE Dexter. LOVE Big Love. And I do watch Lost although...I'm going to say's disjointed and a bit overrated. I also watched one episode of Mad Men but couldn't get into it- I'll have to try again. I'm going with Big Love. But it should have been Pushing Daisies

Simon Baker, The Mentalist
Gabriel Byrne, In Treatment
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Michael C. Hall, Dexter
Jon Hamm, Mad Men
Hugh Laurie, House

I'm going with my sexy beast Michael C. Hall. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Glenn Close, Damages
Sally Field, Brothers & Sisters
Mariska Hargitay, Law & Order: SVU
Holly Hunter, Saving Grace
Elisabeth Moss, Mad Men
Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer

I don't watch any of these shows. But I adore M'Lynn so am going with Sally Field

Christian Clemenson, Boston Legal
Michael Emerson, Lost
William Hurt, Damages
Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad
William Shatner, Boston Legal
John Slattery, Mad Men

Ok I have to go with Ben- he is fantastically creepy

Rose Byrne, Damages
Hope Davis, In Treatment
Cherry Jones, 24
Sandra Oh, Grey's Anatomy
Dianne Wiest, In Treatment
Chandra Wilson, Grey's Anatomy

Meh. Ok Dianne Wiest- go Lost Boys!

Edward Asner, CSI: NY
Ted Danson, Damages
Ernest Borgnine, ER
Michael J. Fox, Rescue Me
Jimmy Smits, Dexter

Ernest Borgnine was heartbreaking on ER but I have to go with Alex P. Keaton as he was my first ever future husband. First him, then Luke Skywalker, then Joe Labonte.

Brenda Blethyn, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Carol Burnett, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Ellen Burstyn, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Sharon Lawrence, Grey's Anatomy
CCH Pounder, The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency



The Amazing Race
American Idol
Dancing With The Stars
Project Runway
Top Chef

Amazing Race- hands down! Although I do love Project Runway too

Tom Bergeron, Dancing With the Stars
Phil Keoghan, The Amazing Race
Heidi Klum, Project Runway
Padma Lakshmi (Host) and Tom Colicchio (Co-Host), Top Chef
Jeff Probst, Survivor
Ryan Seacrest, American Idol

Go Phil!!

Antiques Roadshow
Dirty Jobs
Dog Whisperer
Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D-List

I have a strange obsession with Kathy Griffin- I would drop everything to be one of her assistants

The Colbert Report
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
Late Show With David Letterman
Real Time With Bill Maher
Saturday Night Live

I love Letterman but SNL has been fantastic this year.

Will Ferrell: You're Welcome America. A Final Night With George W. Bush
Ricky Gervais: Out of England
Kathy Griffin: She'll Cut a Bitch
The Kennedy Center Honors
Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger

Again- I love Kathy Griffin- be my friend!! I'm a jaded bitch I swear! But Will Ferrell making fun of Dubya and putting a ginormous penis on the screen- pretty amusing


Generation Kill
Little Dorrit

Coco Chanel
Grey Gardens
Into The Storm
Prayers For Bobby
Taking Chance

I HAVE to see Grey Gardens!

Kevin Bacon, Taking Chance
Kenneth Branagh, Wallander: One Step Behind
Kevin Kline, Cyrano de Bergerac (Great Performances)
Brendan Gleeson, Into the Storm
Sir Ian McKellen, King Lear (Great Performances)
Kiefer Sutherland, 24: Redemption

Drew Barrymore, Grey Gardens
Jessica Lange, Grey Gardens
Shirley MacLaine, Coco Chanel
Sigourney Weaver, Prayers For Bobby
Chandra Wilson, Accidental Friendship

Bow down to Weeza bitches!

Len Cariou, Into the Storm
Tom Courtenay, Little Dorrit
Ken Howard, Grey Gardens
Bob Newhart, The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice
Andy Serkis, Little Dorrit

Shohreh Aghdashloo, House Of Saddam
Marcia Gay Harden, The Courageous Heart Of Irena Sendler (Hallmark Hall Of Fame Presentation)
Janet McTeer, Into The Storm
Jeanne Tripplehorn, Grey Gardens
Cicely Tyson, Relative Stranger

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Big Brother

Come on Lydia you have to win the veto! And you have to form a Danielle/Jason style alliance- you need to align with someone who is the complete opposite to you and you never socialize with. Go Lydia!!

The brains/athletes alliance will never last- you can't have big alliances like that- they never last.

Oh look the preview shows that Jeff is on the outs- Lydia go to him!!

Ronnie you should not be telling people that you are a national champion of anything- it is way too early!

Well Lydia has an advantage in this veto competition since most of the rest of them are tools and can't spell. God I don't want Chima to win.

What is taking them so long to get those letters out- go faster!

Love that Jesse can't spell- tool.

Russell spelled shotgun- god I hate him

My god they all tried so hard and in the end she only needed to beat 7 letters she should have remembered they are all morons. And who picks a word with a z?

Why on earth has russell decided to start a big fight?! What the hell is wrong with him?

Oh no Lydia don't start a fight so early!

I they did replace her with Braden it could be amazing

Oh no Ronnie what the hell are you thinking- why are you telling everyone!? I thought you had an alliance?

Ronnie you are officially an idiot- you are totally overplaying! This is what happens when you are smart but have no social skills

Yay they used the veto on Lydia!!! WOOHOO!!! Thank god people were idiots and played worse than her

I don't really care which one of these two go- I have no attachment to either. I'm just glad Lydia stayed!

Monday, July 13, 2009

The Bachelorette

ACH! THE FIRST HOUR DIDN"T RECORD!! Stupid Rogers PVR- I really have to switch over to Bell again.

Anyways, is it just me or do you find it creepy that Ed doesn't look at Jillian when he is opening up. And what the hell is wrong with her- she wants him to reprioritize his life immediately for a girl he just met? She is a loser! Oh god I hope he is the one with the erectile dysfunction and I didn't miss it!!

Why on earth are they not closing the door while they are taking off their clothes and are rubbing oil on each other!?!?!? Dudes- CLOSE THE DOOR

He did get stage fright- yes!! Well maybe she should have CLOSED THE DOOR so he wasn't so nervous

I hate that she is trying to force them to propose- how is that a nice way to get engaged- threaten them to do it! She is soooo odd and needy

She spent the night with all three- charming!

Did she get rid of Reid because he didn't guarantee her that he would propose? She's a retard. Dude you have to get to know someone- you don't have to get engaged right away you whackjob.

Big Brother

Why god why?!?!? Why Jessie?!?!?! Is this some sort of punishment for me- have I done something wrong?! I love that Kevin hates him- it makes me like him more!

Oh god he's already taken off his shirt- karma is out to get me- I just have to figure out what I did

Ronnie seems way too enthusiastic about this alliance and seems to think it's a sure thing- Jessie is definitely not that excited and is not really committing to him

Come on nerds how are you not figuring out the puzzle?! Yay offbeats!

Chima is a fucking loser- it's big brother. Shit is going to happen- deal with it.

It's funny how Jessie won't pay attention to Laura- hello the boy is probably gay from what I remember last year. Hence his love of Russell- anyone who reminds him of himself is hot in his world

Does Laura have a moustache!? There is a definite shadow there!!! Moustacha!

Oh god Braden is a retard- he is on a different thought plane?!? Yes- the one you reach after smoking copious amounts of weed

Laura is safe?!?! I though you didn't like her! Ok I agree with the Chima nomination- she is a low rate Lil Kim tool. But I LOVE Lydia!

Thursday, July 9, 2009


I don't even think it's possible for me explain how excited I am for this show- it is by FAR my favorite reality show! True story- I once dated a guy because my mom had just moved and didn't have cable and I needed a place to go watch Big Brother.

They say there is going to be a mystery guest- I will give anything to have it be Dr. Will! Dr. Will I heart you sooo much. Please don't let it be Kaysar- holy overrated batman. He was NOT a good player.

Ok based on that picture the pic could be Howie- god no! Or maybe James. A high school click- I'm sure I would have been an athlete! HAHA- I would have been thrown in the nerd pack in two seconds straight

I saw Ross Mathews interview with the house guests- that Jordan looks like a complete moron- she was bragging that she just got her boobs done 3 weeks ago- charming.

Is it just me or does Chima look like Lil Kim- she looks like she has had a LOT of work

Russell the love muscle!? Charming!

I think the fact that this dumbass calls sex booger is going to make me want to kill her.

What is with Kevin and all the "enese" talk- again, this may start to bother me soon.

Who the hell would choose to sleep on an inflatable bed? I would NOT be pleased.

I love the Kevin is calling out Natalie on her real age.

A days of our lives looking guy- haha Jordan is a tool

Russell is disgusting- I can't handle anyone who's neck is larger than his head. Plus the head itself is teeny tiny- it's like the guy from Beetlejuice

Oh they just said that we do know the extra person- PLEASE LET IT BE DR. WILL!!!

Ok I absolutely love you Lydia now for calling Kevin your Duckie! I love you now

OH NO! They need another offbeat person- does that mean Evil Dick? I did like him during his season but I need an attractive guy in there- WILL!!

Well at least Jordan can admit she isn't intelligent

I am having trouble looking at Chima's face- there has been a LOT of work there!! And I can't believe that she is a brain


OH GOD NOT COWBOY_ PLEASE NO!!! OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!!! What the hell!??!!? Why him- he was AWFUL!! AWFUL!!! There are WAY better people to bring in

NOT JESSICA!!! ACH!! I can't stand her voice!! Please no!! Her voice is awful!

BRIAN!??!!? He was there for like 12 seconds- who the hell cares about this guy!?/ Seriously- he was an awful player. Granted he is attractive


WHO THE HELL PICKED OUT THESE 4 PEOPLE!?!?! THEY ARE THE WORST CANDIDATES EVER!!!!! I am literllay upset right now- these are the WORST pics ever!!! I usually agree with what they do

I think i might puke watching any of these. I mean Brian and Jessica are the lesser of the evils. Just DON"T make it Jesse or Cowboy- they will ruin my season

Ok the brains are not doing well at all! LET THE OFFBEATS DROP!! NO COWBOY!!

Yes Jeff is out- send off Jesse!

Well there goes Brian- GO JESSICA! YES! NO COWBOY!!! YES!!


Jesse is going to nominate Lydia and Kevin because he's horrid. I HATE HIM SO MUCH!! This is sooo upsetting!

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

New Celeb Baby Name

Tobey Maguire and his wife Jennifer Meyers had their second baby and didn't release the name for over a month. Now I wasn't holding out much hope since the name of their first child was Ruby Sweetheart- yuck. But this is a thousand times worse. Otis Tobias....OTIS!! What the hell!?!? Who the hell names their child Otis?! So bad!

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Angels and Demons

I went to see Angels and Demons last night and actually did enjoy it. I went into it with some apprehension because I really disliked the Da Vinci Code but was pleasantly surprised. I have read both books and let's be honest- while the stories are definitely intriguing Dan Brown is not the strongest writer. But he writes in a manner that would make it really easy to make the story into a movie. I don't fully understand why the screenwriter changed the story- it flowed seemlessly before but the end product in both movies left lots of unanswered questions.

My first issue was the casting of Tom Hanks. I strongly disliked him as Robert Langdon in the first one but in this one it was fine. It seemed much more age appropriate (I"m going to pretend the speedo scene didn't happen).

I wish they hadn't changed the CERN story around- that whole seen at the beginning with the creation of the anti-matter so wasn't necessary. Using lots of science mumbo jumbo and explosions was not necessary. They should have just stuck with the original story.

But it was a good movie- I was excited to see the Vatican archives and the necropolis under St. Peters. That was the most exciting thing for me. I swear if I ever got a wish I would want to go and play in those archives- I can't even imagine the shit that they have down there. It would be amazing!

I also loved to watch all the sites across Rome- I so need to go back!