The Bachelor

Ok Jason is totally turning into the next Bob Guinea- he is totally macking it on all the girls- too funny!

First Molly spends an entire date then he goes with them to play "doctor"! HAHA!!

Shannon- you are psycho! You fan your face after a kiss right in front of him- so awkward!

Oh and now he gets to kiss all of them under the pretence of "acting"- amazing! This is the smutty goodness that I was waiting for!

OMG Nikki has got to go home- she may even be more neurotic than the stalker! She can't stop crying about everything!

OMG I think that Megan might be trying to eat him- she was like a preying mantis!!

I love how Jason is shocked right now that the girls are upset- they all had to watch him make out with every single person...it is weird!

Ok Lauren is very odd- I think she is going to go home right now after this awkward demanding scene

SPOILER ALERT- I think it will be Melissa- she's the winner. I mean they are now lying down and macking...except the moment is interrupted by psycho Shannon.

Wait- Shannon thinks that her wall has been up!?!? And he can't let her go?! They have a connection!?!? Well if he doesn't sense it then it probably isn't there...

Ok these girls are psychotic- awesome

And that was a horribly awkward kiss with Shannon- she is so going home

I don't see the connection with Stephany- she is stiff and awkward and just staring intensely...kind of creepily...in her

Nikki is so trying to drill into his head that she is free so she is better

I think he will send them both home- I don't think either will get the rose- I mean Nikki is psycho and he has no connection with Stephany

Oh it is for Stephany- at the ceremony he must not want to give them all out.

Yay the Canadian is still there! I don't think she'll win but she is going far

Wow good for him- he's getting rid of all the crazies with one foul swoop! Awesome!!! That rocked!

BTW- where the hell is DeAnna!?!? When does she come back?!

I actually like Stephany there- she didn't rub it into Nikki and she felt bad for her

Screen Actors Guild Awards

God I hate Eva Longoria- put on some better makeup!! I hate when lips match the skin!

I love Will Arnett!! I want him to be my friend!

I love Rosario Dawson's look right now- and usually I don't like her.

Tracey Ullman is nominated?!!? She still does tv!? Of course Tina Fey won! It is all about her this year!

And of course it was Alec Baldwin- 30 rock will also get best comedy- it is pretty much unstoppable right now. And deservedly so- it is a great show

OMG it would be incredibly awkward if Claire Danes gave an award to Weeds- that could be awkward since she stole Mary Louise Parkers baby daddy away while she was pregnant!

And Kate Winslet just won again- she rocks!! Haha they just showed Angelina not clapping for her- she's still bitter that she forgot her name at the Globes!

John Krasinski and Amy Poehler are so cute!

OMG Shirley Maclean and Sally Field are sitting beside each other!! It's a Steel Magnolias reunion!! I LOVE THAT MOVIE!! M'Lynn and Ouiser back together!! So exciting!!

Why is Eric McCormack here? How is he relevant!?

I really have to go to Rogers on demand and watch Mad Men

Wow Alan Rosenberg is looking super old, thin and haggard. And he is growing his hair long- he is screaming midlife crisis. I wonder why he is getting a divorce?

Wow look at Meryl Streep's daughter- she looks just like her

Oh I like James Earl Jones- he is really cute

I love Laura Linney- she is so well spoken

What is up with Anthony Hopkins- he looks super skinny!

Marissa Tomei got all dressed up in a dress but forgot to put eye makeup on- she looks like she just woke up!

And they gave it to Heath Ledger....he'll totally get the oscar.

Brad is looking like a sexy beast even with the nasty moustache- I love the swagger

Ralph Fiennes is a sexy beast- his eyes are so piercing. He's also a badass which I enjoy

Yay Meryl Streep!! I LOVE HER!!! She rocks my world!! Let me be your minion Meryl!! Look at her running- she rocks!I'd kiss him too! This is only her second time winning?!!? Seriously!?!?

Katie Holmes!?!? What the hell is she doing there!?!?!? She is not a talented actor and doesn't deserve to announce this award! She can't even say magnificent!!! She is just under contract by Tommy Girl- that's it.

And Sean Penn won it- I think he'll get the oscar. Him or Frank Langella. He called tv people idiots- HAHA

Screen Actors Guild Red Carpet

God I hope there are more standout dresses this time as compared to the Globes- I can't remember many of those ones. I want a stand out outfit

Viola Davis- I don't know you but I like the colour of your dress. That yellow looks fantastic on her.

I really like Cameron from House's dress- very boho. I still don't like her new hair colour but I like the dress

I love BJ Novak's hair right now- he looks much better looking then normal!

I don't really like Emily Blunt's dress- it is a bit too tight- she looks a bit lumpy. And her hair is a bit too tight....and I hate bashing her becaue I really like her

I don't know why America Ferrara insists on wearing such bland colours- I hate beige! I can't believe that it is Vera Wang. I like her hair and the cut of the dress- I just hate the colour. She is a vibrant girl who should do colour!

Urg why are all the Desperate Housewives people here?! Are they even still relevant?

There is my sexy beast Dexter- get his sister out of the shot! I just want to see him!

Again Jenna Fischer- why oh why is it so hard for you to find a good dress!??! Grey?!?! With an ugly yellow accent- then silver jewelry?!?! She just can't put it together!

Teri Hatcher officially found a time machine- she has the same haircut that she did on Lois and Clark. I mean I get it- I have the same hair I had 10 years ago- god I hate my hair cut. She does look better

I love Christina Applegate's hair- very nice. I don't love the dress- it is not fitted very well and the fabric is pulling along the seams. It looks like they had to take it in at the last minute and wasn't done properly.

OMG What the hell is going on with Eva Longoria?!?! She looks like a 50s prom queen- and not in a good way. Who the hell wears peach!?!? And the tight Lucille Ball hair is sooo atrocious.

I love the colour of Holly Hunters gown but she is so hard looking she needed a softer dress- because it is so stif it just looks harsh on her.

I don't love Laura Linney's outfit- it does nothing for me

What is with all of the grey on the carpet!? I hate grey! Blah!

Amy Poehler and Will Arnett! I love them!

I am embarrased to say that I like Teri Hatcher's dress- I don't think she can pull off this dress since she is not statuesque but I like the dress

Oh Claire Danes you look so pretty! I always liked her- I wish she did more- you never see her. I love her dress- such a nice cut

I don't like Penelope Cruz's dress- it is too boxy at the front...it makes her look like she is built like a refridgerator

It's the Brange! I hate his stupid little moustache!! What the hell is up with her hair- it is sooo bad and stiff!!

Whoever Jon Hamm brought as his date is trying to steal his thunder and talk during his interview- she wants some fame

I don't love Kate Winslet's dress. I do like the colour but her hair is a bit severe and the dress is a bit matronly

Oh look Angelina will now talk to E- because Ryan Seacrest isn't there. It's a bit of a I hate you Seacrest moment. Except she keeps looking at Giuliana DiPandi like she is a complete tool. She thought the questions are inane. And her questions are sooo bad. And now here comes Brad- and he is looking like the questions are stupid too. God Giuliana can't ask these questions- this is soooo awkward!! Why isn't she asking about their movies?!?!? That is what they want to talk about! She is a horrid interviewer- get someone better on the carpet! If he finished his movie why does he still have the horrid moustache!?

Oh I don't like Amy's makeup- she looks a bit too harsh. And I do not think that bulge is that attractive at the front of her dress

I'm pretty sure James Franco is stoned off his tree right now- doesn't smoke up my ass

Love Anne Hathaway. I love her hair and the dress! So pretty

Hugh Dancy with Claire Danes- I love them together! I love him!

Best Dressed

Claire Danes and Anne Hathaway

Battlestar Galactica

Ok so I think I'm a tool. At the end of the last episode I had no idea who the final cylon is! Is it Starbuck since she found her body? Or is it Ellen since Ty has a memory of them together on Earth. Or are there 13 cylons and not 12 like they think- like there are 13 colonies? Then are they both cylon?

What?!?! Tigh is having a baby?!!? With the 6? I didn't even know that they were sleeping together!! Oh god I have got to go back and watch the past season!!

I don't really like Gaeta threatening Starbuck. I've never really liked his character- I hope she kicks his ass

God I hate Gaeta- Sam should have killed him.

Oscar Nominations

The Oscar nominations were announced today...and all it made me want to do is go Slumdog Millionaire! Shelina time to go see it!!! I need to go!!

BEST PICTURE
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Frost/Nixon
Milk
The Reader
Slumdog Millionaire

BEST DIRECTOR
Danny Boyle, Slumdog Millionaire
David Fincher, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Ron Howard, Frost/Nixon
Stephen Daldry, The Reader
Gus Van Sant, Milk

BEST ACTOR
Richard Jenkins, The Visitor
Frank Langella, Frost/Nixon
Sean Penn, Milk
Brad Pitt, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Mickey Rourke, The Wrestler

BEST ACTRESS
Anne Hathaway, Rachel Getting Married
Angelina Jolie, Changeling
Melissa Leo, Frozen River
Meryl Streep, Doubt
Kate Winslet, The Reader

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Josh Brolin, Milk
Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight
Robert Downey Jr., Tropic Thunder
Philip Seymour Hoffman, Doubt
Michael Shannon, Revolutionary Road

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Amy Adams, Doubt
Penelope Cruz, Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Viola Davis, Doubt
Taraji P. Henson, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Marisa Tomei, The Wrestler

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Frozen River, Courtney Hunt
Happy-Go-Lucky, Mike Leigh
In Bruges, Martin McDonagh
Milk, Dustin Lance Black
WALL-E, Andrew Stanton, Jim Reardon, Pete Docter

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Eric Roth
Doubt, John Patrick Shanley
Frost/Nixon, Peter Morgan
The Reader, David Hare
Slumdog Millionaire, Simon Beaufoy

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE
Bolt
Kung Fu Panda
WALL-E

BEST ANIMATED SHORT
La Maison en Petits Cubes
Lavatory — Lovestory
Oktapodi
Presto
This Way Up

BEST ART DIRECTION
Changeling
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Dark Knight
The Duchess
Revolutionary Road

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
Changeling
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Dark Knight
The Reader
Slumdog Millionaire

BEST COSTUME DESIGN
Australia
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Duchess
Milk
Revolutionary Road

BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE
The Betrayal (Nerakhoon)
Encounters at the End of the World
The Garden
Man on Wire
Trouble the Water

BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT
The Conscience of Nhem En
The Final Inch
Smile Pinki
The Witness — From the Balcony of Room 306

BEST EDITING
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Dark Knight
Frost/Nixon
Milk
Slumdog Millionaire

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
The Baader Meinhof Complex (Germany)
The Class (France)
Departures (Japan)
Revanche (Austria)
Waltz with Bashir (Israel)

BEST LIVE ACTION SHORT
Auf der Strecke (On the Line)
Manon on the Asphalt
New Boy
The Pig
Spielzeugland (Toyland)

BEST MAKEUP
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Dark Knight
Hellboy II: The Golden Army

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Alexandre Desplat
Defiance, James Newton Howard
Milk, Danny Elfman
Slumdog Millionaire, A.R. Rahman
WALL-E, Thomas Newman

BEST ORIGINAL SONG
''Down to Earth,'' WALL-E
''Jai Ho,'' Slumdog Millionaire
''O Saya,'' Slumdog Millionaire

BEST SOUND EDITING
The Dark Knight
Iron Man
Slumdog Millionaire
WALL-E
Wanted

BEST SOUND MIXING
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Dark Knight
Slumdog Millionaire
WALL-E
Wanted

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Dark Knight
Iron Man

The Bachelor

I saw a spoiler on the internet that announced the winner- I am going to be watching this episode very carefully to see if it is true.

Oh god I forgot about this- I am going to now have to see a nauseating reunion between Stephany and her daughter. I mean another one who rolls on the ground when they see their child/!?! It's just too much!! People just don't do this!! Or maybe I was neglected as a child and am bitter...but I'm pretty sure that it's weird

God is this child going to be there the whole time?! I mean I watch the bachelor for smutty goodness- not bloody legoland!! Lame! If I wanted to see kids I'd rather watch something with little people or sextuplets!

Even though Jason is totally lame he does look good in his clothes- I like the way he is wearing those cargo shorts.

Here comes the smut!!! Paper macheing their boobs- now this is what I'm talking about! Love that it's about breast cancer prevention which obviously is amazing- but it has a great smutty twist. Baby oil and they can help him...uh hun....

I love how slutty he's becoming!

They don't understand your depth because you want to have a fetus on your bust? And if children can't be breast fed our future is screwed? The lacrosse coach is a moron

And again- this Megan is a douche. People haven't been praising god that she is in their life so things have been weird? She's a role model to children!? Urg douche

Well Nikki is going home- that was a super awkward moment- they are not talking at all

Natalie this is your first date with the guy and you want to elope?! Holy unstable batman

Wow Natalie that bear conversation was just stimulating...this girl is a tool

She is not going to get a rose- he had a fun time with the events but you are too vapid

After all that awkwardness he is now kissing Nikki? He is just in this for action

Shannon is so psychotic- is he seriously keeping her around?!

Megan has serious issues

And now the stalker has stormed off....she can't handle drama?! Isn't she a stalker!?

Well he got rid of the awkward girl that pointed out he was looking at her chest. I don't really know who the other one was- she doesn't stand out

Next week he has an overnight date already- man he is totally the new Bob Guinea!!

And Shannon will cry again!

Battlestar Galactica

I am soooo excited that this is back on!! The last 10 episodes ever and the reveal of the final cylon- so exciting!! I am telling you people- this show is absolutely amazing! Go back and watch the miniseries at the beginning of season 1 on dvd- you will see that that this show is just amazing. It is so well written and smart- and so much more than a science fiction show.

It is also exciting watching now knowing that Colonel Tigh is a Kirkland Laker!! He went to KLCVI!! That town just breeds talent!!

I really want to see Lee get a haircut- I don't like him scruffy...he is losing some of his sexy beast appeal. I don't want him reuniting with Dee- he is meant to be with Starbuck!

There is a pilot in the cockpit- my god are we going to find out Starbuck is the final cylon this quickly!?

My god it is her!?!? Is Starbuck dead in the cockpit? If not it a really good plant!

Oh god this is super ass creepy- Starbuck is cremating herself!! She should have kept the body so they could have done tests on it!!

Oh no not Lee and Dee- they are so boring together! He doesn't love her- he is settling!

OMG What the hell just happened!?!?!? She was super happy and she just killed herself?!!? My god that was so shocking! I love this show!

Ellen was Tigh's wife back on earth?! So is she the final Cylon? She must be if she said they will be reborn together....which one is the fifth!? Her or Starbuck?

New Celeb Baby Name

The new Affleck baby has a name...and it's not pretty. It's not good at all....Julie you are going to love this...Seraphina Rose Elizabeth Affleck. Seraphina. As in the Seraphim angels. As in poor poor poor child. I mean I actually liked Violet- it was cute. But Seraphina- that is cruel

All Aboard!

Who's coming with me!?

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Video of the Day

Here is Brangelina snubbing Ryan Seacrest- one of the highlights of my night!

Golden Globes

Well now I know why we haven't seen Sandra Bullock in a while- girl has had work done!! She is looking TIGHT!!

Oh La Lobez starts the show- they caught Mark Anthony not really caring to see her. But the dress is actually quite nice- she looks fantastic in gold. Oh I love the dress- have to add that to my best dressed

Best Supporting Actress- I love Amy Adams and Kate Winslet. Go Kate Winslet!! Oh and there is Emma Thompson- I love her! She is fantastic!

Oh here comes Sting- what/!?! What is up with the beard and brown hair/?! Where oh where is my sexy beast?!?!!? Please please don't let John Travolta and Miley Cyrus win- OMG I HATE HER! She just stuck out her tongue- what the hell is wrong with her?!? She is infuriating?!!? Yay Bruce Springsteen! Show them how it is done!

Oh go Neil Patrick Harris you sexy beast you! I love you! Oh god don't let it be Jeremy Piven- he is so overrated on that!! Oh Tom Wilkinson I love you too- I always like you in everything you do! Of course it went to him- he's amazing! It's not really fair to my Neil to go up against him.

I mean I know it isn't her fault but I have always found Laura Dern to be so awkward looking.

Oh Don Cheadle is a sexy beast- love the bald head.

I don't really understand how Eva Mendes has a career- I've never seen her anything and for no particular reason something about her bothers me.

God Hayden and Zac on stage together- again someone is trying to torture me.

God I hope my sexy beast Dexter wins- I love you!! Oh Jonathan Rhys Meyers too!! And Hugh Laurie!? This category is just shock full of sexy beasts!!!

Sally Field looks fantastic. She is not all tightened up and unrecognizable. I say Anna Paquin wins this- the Hollywood Foreign Press loves a young actress in the best actress tv drama category. Yup- I'm right! They always do this! God I have got to watch True Blood- I can't believe that it has taken me this long to watch Vampire Porn

Urg- a commercial for Shopaholic. I won't rant again except to say I can't believe that she is American

Am I the only one who saw Tom Cruise starring longingly at Leo before the commercial? He couldn't keep his hands off of him!

God I love Ricky Gervais. Look at him coming out with his drink- and talking to Kate Winslet. He is so cute.

Oh my god the star of Happy Go Lucky looks scary skinny- someone feed her asap!

Ok now I'm embarassed- what the hell are the Jonas Brothers doing on the stage. I get it Hollywood Foreign Press you are trying to get a younger crowd- but this is just so awkward.

JOHNNY!!! You are so goddamn high!! You look cranked out of your mind right now but I love you!

Go Meryl Streep!!! It will be the happy go lucky girl but I still love you!! Yup it's her- someone feed her when she gets off stage!! Oh look at Meryl Streep getting up to congratulate her as she is walking to the stage- I love her! I would be freaking out too if I was on the stage with Johnny Depp too. I love Emma Thompson too.

Oh no it's Jessica Lange without her glasses- her eyebrows are so frightning! I think she and Drew Barrymore were smoking up in the car.

Ok I love Demi's dress- she has been getting some refreshing done lately- she looks younger than ever. Her skin looks young

Oh god here comes the gay midget dwarfs category. I think this category though will belong to either Heath Ledger or Philip Seymour Hoffman. Oh they gave it to Heath Ledger- who is going to accept? Oh it's Chris Nolan- I thought it was going to be Jake Gyllenhaal. Oh that was a really nice speech- very poignant.

Borat's there! I love him!

Colin Farrell looks sooo much better- he just needed to throw out the gum before he presented. HAHA! He just acknowledged his formed drug use! HAHA!!

God I hate Maggie Gyllenhaal's dress- especially the length.

I don't get how anyone could find Gerard Butler attractive- I just don't get it. He just seems like an oaf to me.

Wow Seth Rogan looks fantastic- he is super slim now!

Amy Poehler looks fantastic- she needs to be back on SNL.

Alec Baldwin won- I love that Will Arnett is sitting beside Tina Fey- I would kill to be at that table!

What the hell is Renee Zellweger wearing?!!? She looks like Miss Haversham!

Megan Fox has no grace- she does not know how to walk in her dress.

Best tv series will for sure be 30 rock- it is sweeping everything. Yup sure is- I would have rather Tina Fey spoke because she always gives kickass speeches

Ok I love Kate Beckinsale's dress! It is Fantastic!! Oh god I hate P diddy- he had to stand in front of her- he's a douche

I have to say the music to Benjamin Button was very touching while you were watching the movie. But it's slumdog again....I think this shows that slumdog will win Best Picture- it's like the little movie that could. I need to see this movie!!

David Duchovny is still married- interesting...I guess Tea Leoni forgave him for his sex addiction.

Interesting that they have Jane Krakowski giving the award for best actress in a comedy- she probably will give it to Tina Fey. And if she gives to anyone else she will look disappointed. There it is Tina- she will give a good speech now.

I really would like to see David Fincher win for Benjamin Button- it was really good. nope it's a slumdog sweep- Danny Boyle. I am enjoying listening to the music though- it reminds me of my Bollywood movie yesterday

God Sigourney Weaver looks fantastic still- she also doesn't age. Nicole Kidman really has to get on the phone with these women. I mean she has obviously had botox in her forehead but she still looks the same

Oh Sandra is looking really waxy and tight.

Oh Colin Farrell won- he is making quite a comeback!

Sasha Baron Cohen! I love you! I hate his hair. Oh god I love his jokes and how everyone there is trying not to laugh. Oh I thought Mamma Mia had this in the bag but no it is Vicky Cristina Barcelona

It's Raj!!! It's the star from the Bollywood movie that I went to see yesterday! He does look quite good looking here- not so much in the movie- his mouth isn't so pinched.

I love the colour of Cameron's dress but not so much the dress. Ok this award is going to go to Anne Hathaway- they made a mistake on the globes website. Or they did that to throw us off. Nope- it's Kate Winslet- that is a surprise! She got both! Yay for her- I love her! Oh I just saw Kate Winslet with Emma Thompson- it's like Sense and Sensibility!

Haha- I am watching the mad men cast accept their award and the girl in red totally stepped in front of another woman and blocked her off so she could be in the shot- HAHA!

Best Actor- I would like to see Brad Pitt but I think that Sean Penn has this in the bag. Wow it was Mickey Rourke! He doesn't even look like a human anymore but that is quite the comeback! Evan Rachel Wood is so sleeping with him- ew. I love that he thanked Axl Rose- they are twins in facial mutilation.

I think Benjamin Button is going to have to launch a HUGE campaign to try bounce back and win the Oscar. Because I think that Slumdog Millionaire is about to sweep. And they did! I have got to see this movie!

Golden Globe Red Carpet

Time for my favorite part of the night- the red carpet! I heart the red carpet!! Although they need to bring back Joan Rivers- I can't handle Ryan Seacrest.

Oh Ricky Gervais- how I love you! I feel bad that you have to interact with such a retard like Seacrest on the carpet but you can rise above it!

Jonathan Rhys Meyers!!! JRM!! I LOVE YOU JRM!! Ranuka and I were just talking about Bend it Like Beckham yesterday- I just love him in that! So nerdy yet hot!! He looks teeny tiny right now but I still heart him! And I love the Tudors- it should win something because it is damn good.

I wonder who will be Miss Golden Globes- last year it was supposed to be Rumour Willis but then it was cancelled....I wonder if they gave it back to her...

Oh it's Benjamin Button's mom Taraji Henson- I don't know her name but she was fantastic in that movie! I highly recommend the movie- it was great.

I don't like the girl from house with blonde hair. I mean I see she lightened her eyebrows to match but it is still not great. Side note- it's Stanley!! I love Stanley!! (the office) K back to Cameron from house- I do like the dress but it's not amazing.

Oh it's the kid from Slumdog Millionaire- I can't wait to see that movie!

Oh no Jenna Fischer why is it so hard for you to dress for these events/!? Why haven't you found a stylist yet?!!? I mean the print looks like my grandmothers couch from the eighties- it's horrid! I mean the cut is better than what she has worn in the past but the print is awful. And the purse is nice but just doesn't go with the dress..so bad!

Oh look it's Rumor- she is Miss Golden Globes- they are letting her do this. I like the cut of her dress but I hate the cut- I mean it gives little boobs- it looks odd to me

Oh Alec Baldwin get rid of your gum!! I hate hate hate gum!! It's nasty watching people chew gum. Alec should be the host- he would be much better than Seacrest! Put him in his place Alec!

Urg Eva Longoria. What the hell is she doing there?!?! She needs a better make-up artist- she always looks so drowned out- I hate that she wears nude lipstick! Especially in that dress! I think that there is a lot of spanks going on under that dress

Stanley, Meredith and Creed!! Now that is an interview!! The office is really all about the supporting cast- I love that show!

What the hell are the Jonas Brothers doing there!??!!? I mean I loved the New Kids back in the day but they had no place at the globes!!

I like that Rachel Evan Wood is no longer trying to wear Dita Von Teese's makeup and hair- she looks much softer. But the dress looks like garbage bags!!

Urg Debra Messing- she is still around?!!? That is not a good ponytail- that is what my hair looked like when I didn't put product in it! That is another unflatering dress on the bust- it just looks lumpy. I love the bottom of the dress but it looks like the top was taken in for her and it just looks lumpy and odd- the dress should be better than that.

It's Lilly Kane!!! Lilly Kane!! I love her hair

Susan Sarandon you rock my world!!

Who the hell let Miley Cyrus go there?!!?! God I HATE HER!

Amy Adams I love you- from Cruel Intentions 2 and one Buffy episode to this!! I love her dress!! So pretty! And I love her hair...god I miss my hair...

What the hell is going on with Drew Barrymore's hair?!?! That is frightening! I think that Amy Adams rodent frinds from Enchanted are living in there!

Oh I love the cut of Anna Paquin's dress- she looks like a ballerina!

Oh I like Christina Applegate's dress- I love the butter colour. I don't love the neckline on it but the cut on the bottom is super nice.

URG HAYDEN PANNETIERE?!?!? What the hell is wrong with the security there- why are they letting these people in!?

Leo is looking nice and dashing!! Just throw some water on him and he will be my favorite kind of Leo- wet! God that boy does wet well!

Urg Maggie Gyllenhaal- I hate her hair. It looks like something that Joan Collins wore on Dynasty. I hate it.

Ok I adore Drew's dress- but oh god the hair!! I can't believe someone let her get electrocuted before the show- she needs better handlers

Well Jeremy Piven seems to have gotten over the "mercury poisoning" and was able to be hear

I'm glad to see that Colin Farrell is no longer manorexic and seems to have gotten a haircut- god step in the right direction

Thank god Jessica Lange is wearing sun glasses!! Her plastic surgery has made her eyes quite frightening- this makes her less scary.

Oh god Hayden and the Jonas Brothers together- is someone plotting against me!?

Oh La Lopez is there- she and skeletor are trying to sell their marriage still

Is it just me or are Joe Jonas and Ryan Seacrest making eyes at each other?! I think they are making plans for later tonight with their eyes...

Oh god this is just infuriating- what the hell are they doing interviewing the entire Cyrus family- we have HUGE stars there and they are focusing on these douches?!?! What the hell is wrong with society!?!? And now Diddy is behind them- GET BETTER GUESTS!!! This is awful

HAHA they didn't air Diddy!! Haha- he must not realize he was during the commercials!

America Ferrara always wears grey. That dress is not terribly flattering. I rewound a few times and I think she might be wearing nylons. And it looks like she has pointy boobs!

Kyra Sedgwick is probably pissed that Eva Mendes just came in on her interview. What is up with all the unflattering busts- I hate Eva Mendes' too. Poor Kyra even said she feels like a third wheel. This guy is the worst interviewer

Kate and Leo!! I feel like a 19 year old sobbing over Jack sinking in the water again! Kate Winslet I just love you! And she looks awesome- the blond hair looks much more natural on her right now. And her dress is simple and stunning- I love the belt.

The brange has arrived the brange has arrived!!

Anne Hathaway- that is what you wore?!! Everyone knows you are going to win tonight after the glitch on the website and this is what you wore. I'm underwelmed. I mean yes it's beaded but it needs more. Or she needed bigger earings. The hair is glamorous but I need more

Mark Wahlberg got there after the Brange?!? How is he important?!

Marisa Tomei what the hell are you wearing?!!? Are you suddenly a gypsy!? What an awful outfit

Zac Efron- god he look like he was doing his hair for hours. Nice skinny tie...You are no Kevin Bacon!

MEGAN FOX?!!? Who let her in!? Note to the Hollywood Foreign Press- please hire better security next year

I love Beyonce's necklace- the dress is a bit blah but I love the necklace and hair!

Now Ryan is going to stalk Brad and Angelina- they are pretending he doesn't exist- haha! Brad looked at him and turned away- HAHA!!

Penelope Cruz- you should have walked with Javier Bardem- I agree with Lainey- if you want to win you have to sell it! I don't love her dress- I'm not really one for nude dresses but I do think it's a pretty one

Renee Zellwegger is pulling a Gwyneth!! She is wearing see through black!! WTF?! Who the hell wants to see her naked?! I guess someone is trying to be relavant again!

Yuck they are showing P Diddy- yuck. It's because the brange ignored them

And there is the Piven- cured of the mercury poisoning.

Where is Cate Blanchette/!?

And there is Tom Cruise coming down the carpet last- trying to be the last star and steal the spotlight

Oh God. Now we have to hear a sob story from Megan Fox about how she's a tranny and she is ugly and insecure...love me love me...I have a 22 inch waist....love me love me....tell me I'm beautiful...feed the beast...

My Best Dressed:

Amy Adams
Christina Applegate
Drew Barrymore- dress not hair
Kate Winslet
La Lopez

Sexy Beast of the Day

My god I heart Neil Patrick Harris soo much!! He was so great on SNL last night- I love him! I mean that whole aerobics thing was great but when he came out as Mark and then sang I almost fell over. I love him!! Who would have ever thought during the Doogie years that he would become such a sexy beast!

My Dexter Married Someone Who Isn't Me

It's so depressing...I LOVE him! He is a sexy sexy beast! But Michael C Hall went and married someone who isn't me- it's just so sad. And he married his own sister...well his sister on the show but I really only see him as Dexter. Sigh...

New Celeb Baby Name

Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa.

What the hell kind of name is that?!!? That is what Lisa Bonet named her son. I mean she has always been a bit of a crackpot but her other two children are named Zoe and Lola- nice and normal. Now this poor kid gets that!!?!? Why are people so cruel!?

New Celeb Baby Name

Well two actually- Rebecca Romijn Stamos and Jerry O'Connell had twin girls last week. And boy they chose two really bad names for them! Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip- yuck!! First off, I know that she named Dolly after Dolly Parton- whom I love. I adore Dolly Parton. But come on- that's a horrible name. You could have just nicknamed the girl that!! And Charlie after his brother the bachelor...urg. Couldn't they have named her Charlotte and nicknamed her Charlie? I hate nicknames as first names! And don't even get me started with Tulip...Tulip!??! I despise flower names but that just takes the cake- it's the worst one I've heard in a while!

The Bachelor

Oh god can I emotionally handle this? This guy is a complete cheese ball. OH GOD- HE BROUGHT HIS CHILD!?!??! Oh I truly don't think I'll be able to handle this!!! This guy was already completely irritating to me with his whole crying over his sun crap- now this will be retarded....yet I keep watching...

Man they are really liking for him to be shirtless...he just does nothing for me...

Someone becomes his wife? Does that mean there will be a wedding at the end? Or is he just engaged?

Alright here come the girls- bring on the crazies!

Oh god I hope the Canadian is sane!! I hope that she is the good one!

The 24 year old single mom...well there will be lots of kid talk there. Why on earth do we see the pageant girl cleaning her table in her crown and sash? This is just odd...OH NO a vision board!!! I LOVE vision boards- they're awesome! They just make me laugh...crackpot!

Man this is a topnotch group of crazies that want to get married immediately. Wow this girl Stephanie looks to have had a ton of botox- her eyebrows frighten me. Oh god he reminds her of her deceased husband- again, creapy.

I'm enthusiastic and I love life and I'm attractive- hehe

Oh god more son talk....blah blah blah...

These are some interesting dresses- from leopard print to fuchsia...this should be interesting. Oh god why is this girl with the horrible posture dancing her way up to him? This is awkward.

I think that some spray tan company must be sponsoring this show- these girls are tangerine.

Oh god I love Stephanie my botox queen with her bigga bangs- if she's 34 i'm the queen of england.

Another Canadian?! God I hope she is sane!! Oh no- she wore a colour based on his son? Don't be a stalker!

Oh no- why does the other Canadian care about hot dog toppings?!?!

OH NO! Why is a girl wearing stupid teeth!? I hate dumbasses! And the fact that he is laughing...this is awkward...

I'm not a stalker but I know your birthday and I've looked at your my space and did my homework...scary...run away! I'm ready to have children...run!

I can't handle the girl from Pennsylvania- I hope she doesn't stick around

Oh no a poem!! Oh god make it stop! Oh god the Calgary girl is going to give her a gift later? Is she slutty?

Oh no here come the hot dog girl...why does she say Catshup?! We are Canadian- we say ketchup!!

Oh no here comes the secret..yuck...

Oh god this Lauren looks like she is going to freak out that she didn't get the first impression rose.

Haha I love that Megan called them all assholes- I don't blame her. If I was voted I would tell them all off too

Ok I will give it to people- this guy seems sincere. I don't get creepy Bob Guinea vibes from him and he is not arrogant. He's just too much of a cheeseball for me

Well one Canadian made it through- I doubt the other one will.

Ew Shannon- that is NOT a flattering dress on her....she looks way too saggy and floppy.

Oh my god her vision boards didn't work!? Shocking! You mean the crackpot secret theory doesn't work!? Get out!

And there goes the drunk wedding planner who had planned her wedding to him...crackpot

DEANNA COMES BACK!?!?!? She is wearing a lot of clothes in this- what the hell?! This seems so staged!

Well the one he proposes to appears to have dark hair. I'm guessing Melissa

SamRo and Lezlo Break Up

They have been spotted fighting all over the place over the past week and now Perez is reporting that they have broken up. He says that Lezlo moved out of their home and has gotten her own place. And reportedly Ali Lohan will be moving in with Lindsay to help her through the break up

Yet again Dina Lohan you are proving to be mother of the year. You are letting your young teenage daughter move in with a complete trainwreck off the wagon addict. Genius.

Sad News

John Travolta's son Jett was found dead in his bathroom on Friday in the Bahamas. He was only 16 years old. They say that he had a seizure and hit his head in the bathtub but they will be doing an autopsy tomorrow on him. The Travolta's say that he had Kawasaki disease that was exacerbated by household cleaners but it was well known that he suffered from autism- a condition not accepted by the Church of Scientology. Whatever he died from though it is just sad. I know I have posted quite a bit about this in the past and been quite critical of Travolta's parenting skills but no one deserves this in any way. It's all just so sad.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

I went to see this on Friday and I really enjoyed it. It did live up to the hype and I highly recommend it. Brad Pitt was great in it- he played the part super low key and subtle and it was really effective. I felt soooo bad for the character- it was heartbreaking. And Cate Blanchette as always was sublime- I love her! The supporting cast was also great- I really enjoyed it. The true stars of the movie though had to be the makeup artists- the way they aged the characters throughout the movie was just amazing. I mean Brad Pitt looked exactly like he did 20 years....good god he is a sexy beast. I mean in this movie he is SOOOO good looking- him on the motorcycle with the floppy hair was amazing!!

There were some flaws though in the movie. I don't understand why filmmakers insist on making such long movies. I blame Titanic for this- once everyone else saw that people would watch long ass movies they all decided to make the movies as long as possible. In this movie there was a lot of filler and too much contrived symbolism for my liking. The whole bit with the clock at the beginning was useless- they never really tied it into the body of the story and it was not necessary. And there were quite a few comparaisons that could be made between this movie and Forrest Gump- the only difference was Forrest worked on a Shrimp Boat whereas he was on a tugboat. But I always liked Forrest Gump so it didn't bother me too much

So in the end I really would recommend this movie- it had a really good premise and was quite moving

My Maxsim is Engaged

And I didn't even know they were dating!! My sexy beast Maxsim from Dancing with the Stars is engaged to Karina Smirnoff- I didn't even know they were dating! I thought she was still on and off with Mario Lopez. I don't think it can last- he is just too damn sexy for one person!