Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Lainey Blind Item

Just As She Is
I will always love that part in Bridget Jones’s Diary – when Mark Darcy tells her at the bottom of the stairs that she’s a mess but still he likes her “very much… just as you are.” And that little song is playing in the background, cut to Jude and Shazzer contemplating the profundity of his words…

Sigh.

Some men are perfect.

And many find this man perfect. Dashing, debonair, scandal-free, which is why some of late have been questioning his devotion to his wife, baffled by the attraction. Still… he remains happily married and committed, he loves her just as she is, but it turns out, what she is is a girl who likes other girls. With his permission.

A classic marriage of convenience... their commitment runs deep, they care for each other dearly, but they just don’t sleep in the same bed. As for his preferences – oddly enough, he doesn’t seem to have any. The easy assumption would be that he’s meanders about like John Travolta at a massage parlour, which isn’t the case. Not even close. No affairs, no gay hook ups, nothing. Just happy that his wife is happy… true love indeed.

And before you go there, it’s not Colin Firth.

MY GUESS: I actually have two that I think it could be. The first- Pierce Brosnan. There have been pictures recently of his wife in a bathing suit that were rather unflattering and had people question why James Bond was with her. My second- Clive Owen. People love him and he remains devoted to his wife- whom many find plain.

Longshot guess- Hugh Jackman. There have always been rumors of potential bearding with this relationship.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis...Lainey thinks she's gorgeous French, I think she's nothing special...and he's definitely a scandal-free, loving husband who you might think would be sneaking in some boy-on-boy action.

Shauna said...

You should email that guess to Lainey- although I don't know if I can emotionally handle the idea of Johnny Depp and other boys...