Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Lainey's Blind Item

Unfunny Douche

Primadonna bitch is shooting a movie in Toronto and amazing people with his demands. First he refused to be driven in a limo to the set an hour away and demanded to be helicoptered there instead by his production company. Then his coffee wasn’t made right so a poor intern received the tongue lashing of life. When she started tearing up, he told her to grow a thicker skin. The other day he wouldn’t come out of his trailer because he didn’t get his cappuccino. Word is he sulks for an hour if people don’t fall over themselves quickly or often enough over his sense of humour resulting in much prompting and reminding by assistants to overtly applaud his brilliance. And despite the fact that everyone was initially stoked to work with a local legend, he has, at one time or another, mistreated the entire crew so badly, they are eager to start selling him out.

Wonder how long it’ll take them to figure out he likes boys?

MY GUESS: I think this one is Mike Myers. He is filming his new hockey movie here, and he thinks he's pretty amusing. Plus local legend- who the hell else is a local legend besides Jim Carrey- and I haven't heard of him filming a movie here. He had no friends really from SNL and has a reputation of being an ass on set. Plus I'm pretty positive the wife was a beard- there was zero chemistry there. Plus I've heard the gaygay rumours

UPDATE: I am watching Etalk and they showed Eric McCormack in the audience- he could be this blind item...especially since he was known to be an ass on set and gay!

UPDATE #2: Just spoke about this with Linz and am back to thinking it's Mike Myers hands down. Green? Shrek.

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