The Bachelor

Alright Patti- I'm staying awake just to watch this! Side note- did you see Trista and Ryan's baby pics on US weekly- oh there he is...healthy?! Why does he have oxygen?!

This guy is not attractive to me- too bulky and I don't enjoy facial hair. But then again I loved the look of Andy- and look what a disappointment he ended up being right away.

His boobs shake when he is running...haha!

Mallory your dress is fantastic- I love a nice white dress that doesn't look like a wedding gown. I hate people who call themselves dorks or silly. Annoying.

Is anyone other than Chris Harrison calling him the sexiest bachelor ever?! I really think he likes him!

He loves the tall girl! Well he seems like a nice guy. You were a fire extenguisher?! Horrible line!! Miss Brown Sugar?! Seriously?! You introduce yourself with a porn name? Oh god the greek one- feel my chest, feel my chest...Juli looks like a 12 year old! And where the hell is the e at the end of her name!? Nice butt wiggle girl in silver dress- dumbass

I can take your vital signs?! Where do they come up with this crap?! The journalist has HORRIBLE highlights!! And the tan ages her by 10 years...

Michele- it's your own fault for telling the other girl to dance! Oh god is she going to sing...oh god- she's tone deaf...what the hell was she thinking?! Tauni, all she is doing is sticking out her ass in a drunken way- even I have that talent.
Oh god- I can't believe someone is doing the human pretzel...and it was obviously planned since she had pants on. Drunken Melissa is hysterical- these girls are idiots. Why would you get drunk!? Oh god- she broke out the webbed toes to try to get the first impression rose- oh god!! So nasty!! My god is he going in the pool too?! She gets the rose for getting in a bikini!? Oh thank god- I'm glad it wasn't the swimming girl. I actually like Jenny- she seems nice and happy. I love when the others call it their rose- crackpots.

Beautiful voice?!? Ok this guy's an idiot. Put the tongues away- nasty.

That is what happens when you show your webbed toes- you don't get a rose!! And when your only talent is wiggling your ass- off with you. It's daylight when they left? Good lord- I'd be passing out. I do not handle all nighters well. I can't believe that girl is crying- idiot! You don't know him! The drunk "sweet" girl didn't get it either- haha! Oh and the tall one that I thought he liked at the beginning was sent home. He even gave one to bikini girl!

Prediction- Jenni- he likes her.