Emmy's

I know I don't blog very often but I can't help it with awards shows- especially if I'm watching them alone. I need to let out all my comments!!!

Jane Lynch I adore you!!! Everything about you!! God I hope she wins

Betty White I might love you more- Rose Nyland forever! In a lot of ways I don't think there is a big difference between KL and St. Olaf!

Who let in the goddamn riffraff!?!? I thought there was security!! Kate Gosselin- seriously!?!? What the hell is she still doing there!

I despise January Jones' dress- sooo ugly! She has freakin bed head. And I hate dresses that have cups for the boobs- shells are worse!!!

Why is Eva Longoria there- how is she relevant!??

Why is Claire Danes tangerine!?!? She looks AWFUL tanned!!! God I hate tanning- she looks sooo old!

Nate Berkus what is up with the retard bathroom questions- so irrelevant?!

Loving Tina Fey's dress- she always looks great.

KURT!!!!!!! God Kurt I adore you!!! Go Chris Colfer!! I love that Access Hollywood plays Don't Stop Believing each time a Glee character is there. I love that he loves Susan Boyle

Joel McHale have my love children! I've loved him on the soup for years but now on Community god he's hot! He's a sexy sexy beast on that show

Mr. Shue- I hope he has gotten over my dumping him for Jesse...depending on this season I may reconsider. I am quite fickle- one good power ballad can win me back.

Jon Hamm really is a sexy beast- I always picture him on SNL as the muscle head playing the saxophone.

I don't like Lea Michele's bangs. God when they show her pose it looks painful- i agree with lainey

What is Keri Russell doing there?!!?

Seriously they need to fire security. What the hell is Kim Kardashian diong there?!?!?

Anna Paquin seems to have borrowed her dress from Alexis Carrington

Love that the opening sequence involves Glee- they are trying to cater to me. Well at least they are turning down Kate. Hurley! JOEL MCHALE! I have no idea who the teen girl is- god I'm old! Tim Gunn! Best opening ever! There is Randy Jackson! This is amazing except for Kate Gosselin- get her the hell out of this amazingness!

Conan!! That was a good joke!

Amy Poehler!! Awesome- include Will Arnett!

Go Chris Colfer!! Ok I'm ok with this- he is amazing on this show

I actually agree with all the writing nominees- all of those shows were incredibly funny. The Office wedding episode though was amazing- when they did the wedding dance I almost fell over laughing

Supporting actress- Jane Lynch has this locked. Unless people thought she had it in the bag so they voted for others.

Ryan Murphy got this just for creating Glee- this might mean they aren't getting best comedy. I think Modern Family will get that

The Modern Family spoof is really funny- love that George Clooney is in the cameo

Lead Actor go Steve Carell! Or Jim Parsons- he's amazing in that show

Seriously- when did Neil Patrick Harris become such a sexy beast?!!?

Lead Actress go Amy Poehler- I want to see the speech. But I guess you shouldn't bet against Edie Falco

Oh yuck Kim Kardashian- stop giving her attention!

Wow Top Chef beat the Amazing Race- they usually always win

Of course they had to have the lost clip as the last shot in the drama segment- seeing the faithful lab lying beside the dying man....gets me every time!

Writing has to be the series finale of Lost- oh I'm shocked.

Supporting actor- to be honest I don't watch a lot of these shows. I always loved Locke.

Supporting actress- I always adore Christine Baranski. I've never heard of or seen this woman before

Lead actor- always Michael C. Hall- Dexter you always have my heart! His hair grew back curly like Erica!

Jon Lighgow you always make me smile- I adore you! I don't know if I want to see you as the trinity killer since it might change my opinion

Outstanding actress- again don't watch any of these shows. But Glenn Close usually wins these things.

I wish Ricky Gervais had walked out with a drink.

Oh here comes the tribute to George Clooney- bring out the cast of Facts of Life! Well reuniting Doug and Carole will please the masses. He really is well spoken and put the attention on issues which is nice. I'm glad he didn't talk about himself

Supporting actress- haven't seen these movies. But Catherine O'Hara is a good Canadian- I'm forgetting how annoying she was at the olympics.

Oh god tanned Claire Danes- she looks SOOOOO bad!! Sooooo old- why the hell do people tan!?!?

Oh god the in memoriam- truly it always makes me sad. Shows I watch too much tv. Too much focus on Jewel- who cares about her. Corey Haim! BONER! John Forsythe- I forgot about him. Blanche Devereaux- I adore you!! She should have been last- not the reality guy. Oh Brittany Murphy- so good in Clueless before it all went to hell. Dixie Carter.

Bill sounds so much better with his real accent- I might not hate him on True Blood if he was able to speak like that

Comedy- I think it'll be Modern Family. Oh Sam Malone- so classic. Yup

Bachelor Pad

I haven't blogged in ages but I am inspired with the Bachelor Pad to start again as it looks like smutty goodness!\

Oh god Tenley- I can't believe I have to put up with your voice again! It is just sooo painful!! And why the hell is she wearing a diaper?!??!!? Seriously- that outfit is sooo bad!!

Jesse from Ali's season!? Wasn't he kicked off at the beginning!? How is he that popular- he wore an all jean outfit!

Natalie- who the hell is that?!?! I can't remember her at all!!! And she made Tenley scream- I hate her already.

Oh god David- they are truly scraping the bottom of the barrel. David is psychotic. And he's not attractive- I hate groomed facial hair. Anyone who takes that much time to do that is odd.

Gwen- Jesus blast from the blast! There is a LOT of plastic surgery that has happened here!!! That is not a real nose!

And Jesse- she was hardly on her show!! The extensions make her look better

Oh god weatherman- what a loser. I'm sure they brought him back just for drama with Craig

Nikki- still don't really remember her even though Mel described her to me.

Oh she dated Juan- awesome! And now they are both here! Juan was gross! He looks like Peewee Herman

And Wes- if I have to hear that goddamn song again I'm going to hurt someone. What the hell is he doing here!?!? What is different between him and Rated R?

Krisily- Jesus Christ! I couldn't deal with her! And I wouldn't have recognized her if they didn't say her name.

Elizabeth- I can't stan her mouth. Something about it really annoys me. And god I hope she doesn't write a poem

Jesse is so good looking- and he's with Elizabeth?! Ew! I really liked him in his season

Oh Kiptyn I really liked him- I can't believe he is a part of this smut fest!

QUick someone punch out Tenley- I can't handle her!

Ashley- don't remember her

Peyton- don't remember her

Michelle- oh god she was psycho!!!

Gia- another one with a mouth I hate

Craig- oh god! I love that he tried to hook up with Mel!! Too funny! He is so nasty! Look at that bloody Ace Ventura hair

OH NO!! Is the cohost Melissa?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate her so much!!! Why does she keep popping her off!!!!!!!!

Yeah like the weatherman has a chance of hooking up with anyone...he fits in their pocket!!

Jesus why isn't that Natalie wearing underwear?!?!

And of course it is twister- this show is definitely smutty goodness! They just keep zooming in on the girls crotches

Tenley doesn't Right and Left- HAHAHA!!! Christ she is a retard!!

What the hell is wrong with Elizabeth- the girl is a tool

Christ Elizabeth is a nightmare- she is batshit crazy

I love that people are making out the first night in a room with everyone else

Craig is only 34?! He looks really old!

Gwen's face is scaring the bejesus out of me!

Why the hell is she posing on the rocks!? Does she think she might get a modelling contract?!

Oh god is she doing the do you want to kiss me thing again!?!?

The Greek Theater- it reminds me of Kelly's birthday on 90210!

I actually don't blame Jesse for being annoyed- Elizabeth is a complete nutbar. She feels love?!!? I doesn't want to be exclusive!

Tenley is such a retard the mentality and emotions of a 7 year old.

Oh look another close up of a pair of boobs- this is so smutty!

Elizabeth is in love with Jesse!? She was hitting on Craig the day before!! Why would the other girls get upset- they are all retards! It's a bad strategy for him- meaning you are forcing him to date you

Act like you care about me to stick around- this girl is PSYCHO!! She is just trying to get him to say what she needs to hear! This is sooo weird! Is Jesse so dumb that he will listen to her!?!? This is soooo weird and awkward to watch

Elizaboth looks like she ran into a wall- her face is all smushed. She claims she wants him to stay and then she is convincing them all to go. These girls are all retarded.

The Bachelorette

To be honest I've never been the biggest Ali fan but since I just keep getting lured into this show. I have to watch!

She is still annoying. Did they really have to show her walking down the beach with her shirt open- this feels very Jakeish to me- is he a producer?

Ok Bachelor #1 Frank is super cute. What?! He quit his job to move home and write screenplays- what the hell!?!? WHy not keep your job and do the screenplays in your free time? He has just become unattractive

I hate Jay's hair- not a fan.

Craig from downtown Toronto?!!? I hate the attention that he is paying to his hair- seems like a douche

Kyle- oh god that is some horrid baseball cap hair. He needs someone to go icefishing with?! Is this guy from KL? He wears a bullet around his neck!

Is there anything less attractive a barbwire tattoo?!!?! HE"S CANADIAN!?!?!? WHAT!?!? Well he's on crutches so that does make him a bit more kindred. He also has the douchepatch...lovely...

Phil is very attractive- he looks damn hot. And he's a triathlete!?!? Oh good lord call me!

Jonathan the weatherman looks like a baby. But he seems like a nice guy- he could be someone I like

Ty has a lab- that is a sign of a great man. Lost flashback- all you need is a lab to make you feel better. Oh no another singing cowboy!?

Chris- he seems like another nice guy. And he has nice eyes. And another lab- nice

Roberto- oh jesus way too many tattoos. Oh now they are flipping through guys too fast for me to write about all of them. I'm guessing they are not front runners since they aren't being profiled

Well someone got herself some extensions for this show.

I hate when these guys have a staged way they want to meet someone and they get thrown when they veer off script.

I'm loving Chris from Cape Cod- god he's hot

Oh god Frank is turning out to be way too weird for me!

I'm jealous of this guy's boot- when will I get to move up to the boot!?!? He is in WAY better shape than I am and able to do all the hopping on one foot. My foot might feel better if I was able to take all the weight off it completely. Damn my gimpy status!

She can't pronounce Roberto?!? What the hell is wrong with this girl?!?!

This Craig guy from Toronto spends WAY too much time on his hair

The guy who went down on one knee is way too weird for me- I don't like the stunts.

Steve from Cleveland is also super cute. Oh god the cowboy boots guy is super awkward- that was an awkward exchange

These guys are really enjoying making an impression with the way they come out of the limo

Frank is starting to border on obsessive stalker...

Ok I think the scrapbook is actually cute- the Canadian is a total douche

Wow that is a lot to tell someone your dad cheated during your first conversation- that is a lot to put on someone

Oh god Shooter- WHAT?!?!?!? That is why he is called that!?!? And he admitted this the first time he met her!?!? What the hell is wrong with him!?!?

I just adore Chris- he is amazing!

I think Craig is here for more hair products- HAHA.

Craig is unattractive with a lazy bassett hound face- not a fan

Oh she picked the crazyass Frank

She picked my hottie Chris- I love him

WHAT?!?!?!? SHE PICKED THE DOUCHE FROM CANADA!!??!?!

Why is she not picking Phil- he was also fantastic. He was probably too shy.

Yes Shooter you are going home- you never talk about that stuff the first time you meet someone!

At least Jay the lawyer can acknowledge he didn't present himself well

She seems to go far with Chris and Roberto and Kirk. Oh and Casey looks psychotic

My god look at all the places she gets to travel to- that's amazing

Middlesex

This was the first audiobook that I ever listened to- I decided to get one for my last trip to Kirkland. Little did I know it would be 15 1 hour CDs so it took me a while! My friend Lindsay recommended it to me and I have to say...I'm not sure if I would ever do it again with a fictional story. The narrator was HORRID!! HORRID!! The story involves 3 generations of an immigrant family- and this lameass narrator decided to use accents! It is the story of a Greek family that moved to Detroit- and it's full of Jewish, New York, Scottish, you name it accents. And good lord when he was speaking for a woman- I cringed. So I really think that may have ruined the story for me. If I were to do it again I would probably get an autobiography that has the author's voice- I think it would be less distracted.

As for the story- meh. I didn't love it. This is another book that had a lot of hype behind it that really did nothing for me. It is not a rereader. I found it to be HORRIBLY detailed with incredibly inane items yet when the story got juicy and interesting it got rushed. Not my thing.

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

There was a lot of hype associated with this book- I have been hearing about it for a while and had quite a few recommendations to read it. This was a complete departure for me- I never usually read thrillers. But I have to say I did enjoy it- it was much more of a psychological puzzle kind of book- not a North American thriller full of gore. I have to admit I really only enjoyed one of the storylines- the whole financial journalist was completely boring to me- I only cared about the murder mystery. But on the whole a good book and a surprisingly quick read.

Time for the controversial statement- I hated Lisbeth Salander. I absolutely could not relate to the character. Everyone portrays her as a feminist hero and I just feel sorry for her. She is not someone I would want to be around. Maybe I'll read the second book and I'll get it but right now she is a very unappealing character to me.

Video of the Day

Amazing! I love listening to Broadway boys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWvggPT46Xg&feature=player_embedded

American Idol

Yet another week with music I hate- god I despise crooning. Frank Sinatra is the worst- dude was tone deaf!!! I know it sounds like I don't like any music- I swear my tastes are quite diverse. They just keep picking crap

I also don't enjoy Harry Connick Jr.'s music but I can acknowledge that he is talented

Aaron- I think this song is way too old for him. Thi sis awkward. Kid can't smile or exude charm.

Casey- I wish he would get rid of the gross ponytail. He seems a bit awkward without the guitar- he doesn't know what to do with himself. And the song is too big for him- he is a bit flat.

Crystal- I hate this and I'm completely bored but that's not her fault since the song is horrid. She is completely amazing though vocally as always. And I like her eye makeup

Mike- I am over this guy. There is something about him that really irritates me. It could be the tongue and licking the lips- that grosses me out. Seriously- I can't watch this guy it's so disgusting. He is way too good times for me

Lee- and he's screaming. This is the worst night ever.

Glee

How do you two not have a show on Bravo?

Love Kurt's decorating board! We need more Kurt!

I'm pretty sure my cat is reading my diary....come to mention it I think Baxter knows too much...

The Sue Sylvester master cleanse- Ipicack!!! Amazing!

More Sue and more Kurt- what an amazing episode!

KRISTEN CHENOWITH!!!! More amazingness! Loving the duet with Mr. Shue- I don't know this song!

I would kill to be the mistress of a wealthy stripmall tycoon who would let me sing at a rollerderby!!!

Fate brought them together!!

And now Kurt is singing- this is fantastic!!! Someone loves me!! Ok I hate the song but I love him

I love Brittany and Santana

Ok I love Kristin Chenowith but another jazzy song- yuck!! I HATE JAZZ!!

I don't like this whole Mercedes making the school feel something angle. I just want to hear her sing. No more of this shit- just sing and dance.

There really isn't much of a role for Quinn

Kurt's dad is just the cutest thing ever!! Oh look at my Kurt crying!!

I haven't had a drink in 45 minutes!! An all white production of the Wiz!

American Idol

Oh god Shania week- this will be painful. I mean it's not hard to sing better than her- she doesn't have a great voice. I just hate her songs. Yes I know she's from Timmins- she actually has a KL connection too. Her first manager was Mary Bailey from Kirkland and she used to write all her songs. I still don't like her

Lee- he is just always screaming to me. He doesn't appeal to me anymore

Mike- too Luther Vandross- not a fan. I've never even heard this song

Casey- he is doing a good job. It's the difference with him and Lee- he sings and doesn't just scream- he can do crescendos and not scream. Team Casey

Crystal- I adore this girl. This is probably my least favorite performance of hers because I hate the song but she still does a fantastic job. It is a bit slow. I can't believe the show has not paid for her to get a new tooth yet.

Aaron- of course he is doing a slow country song that sounds exactly like all his other ones. He seems like a nice boy but I'm over it. Next.

Siobhan- god I hate this girl. It's almost inexplicable- I see her and I tense up. She's soooo bad. I listened to this performance from my kitchen so I didn't have to watch her. To start out with she actually didn't sound as horrid brom far away. But then came the screaming....good lord the screaming....IT"S SO BAD!!

Dancing with the Stars

Jake- well he took off his shirt again to try to get the votes. The weird facial expressions were distracting

Evan- wow look at everything they did to his head for that mild concussion- i had a serious one and they didn't do anything like that.

Niecy- I known she's a comedian but she should still try to be serious sometimes. She is actually an ok job with this- it suits her stiffness

Erin- I wonder if they are doing it. If she gets to hook up with Maks I'm dying with jealousy. Oh and the sexy beast is wearing a suit- amazing!! And now he's stripping!! I guess that's one way to get the votes but I liked the tux. Oh Tom called them lovebirds...interesting...

Chad- christ this guy is hot!!! I can't even get over it.

Glee

MADONNA WEEK!! This is so exciting!!

Sue Sylvester might be the greatest character ever...subconsciously always looking for Susan!

Is it wrong that I want to dress like Emma?! Blouses with bows are amazing

Lindsay Lohan looks like something out of Lord of the Rings!!

And more Bring it On scenes- amazing! The tall people are freaking me out though.

Guy version of Madonna- Pantera!

Why is it that Kurt's background dancing is always my favorite thing?!? Even during the amazingness of Express Yourself I look at him

You are about as sexy as a cabbage patch kid!! It is exhausting!

Look at Emma dressed as the bride!! AMAZING!!! I love Ryan Murphy and all the Madonna tributes- it's like a gay wetdream!! Next- he should do Cher!

Up with people rejects! I just lost my train of thought you have so much margarine in your hair!

My parents were famous nazi hunters

Dyed my hair with napalm!

God Jesse is sexy! Do you still have my carebear- amazing!

The big mo!

Kurt in a tux is freakin amazing!! Look at Sue go! My mom just said she sings better than Madonna- ha!! This is amazing!

KURT VOGUING!!!

Sue is FUCKING AMAZING!! Look at her dance!!

Oh here comes Like a Virgin! Christ Mr. Shue looks sexy! This is the best way to lose your virginity- while singing!! Oh they are letting Santana sing- I've never heard her

I love that Rachel's lingerie has a cape!

You trump me out so I can wail on the last note!

KURT SINGING A SOLO!!!!! With a headset! KURT!!!!!!

Love Puck's face during what it feels like for a girl. Can't wait til he gets rid of his mohawk

Dancing with the Stars

THANK GOD!!! Ding dong the witch is dead. Thank god Kate is leaving- she is retarded

American Idol

Alicia Keys- yuck!!! Songs of inspiration- oh good lord will this be religious songs?! Why are they trying to piss me off

Casey- ok good song!! This is promising- I heart Fleetwood Mac. He looks like he had a major spray tan! But he is doing a great job with the song

Lee- ok The Boxer...please do not scream this song! Because it is such an amazing song! Oh god he started by screaming.

Tim- I love this song. He just can't hit the big moments well- he isn't talented enough as a singer. He tries but he struggles. And these accoustic songs point it out

Aaron- this is another one who always sounds the same. He has a good voice but not for me

Siobhan- oh god she is going to infuriate me. I know it. She will scream. And I will get mad. What the hell is on her head?!!? WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE WEARING!?! Her lips when she sings- I want to hit her. Oh my god she is ALL over the place- she is complete off key!! ANd the black brows- I hate her so much. This is soooo bad...and look she found a way to scream. Completely off key of course.

Mike- I'm guessing I won't like this- it will be gospely. Nickelback- interesting choice. Actually it is not bad. He is doing a good job with it

Crystal- ok Crystal did a great job although why on earth did she have to do the god song!? And the crying!? Too much!

Dancing with the Stars

Niecy- oh Labamba!! I heart that movie sooo much!! RICHIE!! See Niecy looks like she is having fun but then she will go to get judged and she can't handle it.

Chad- and here is the sexy beast himself. Cheryl looks way better without all the makeup. I love that she doesn't want the fact that they are banging to get in the way

Erin- I wish max would end it with the beard but he is still great. Erin is doing well with this dance and keeping up with him. Her transitions aren't great but she can work on that.

Jake- ok he is way better looking than Tom Cruise. Oh god he is going to come out in his underwear isn't he...and now he is going for the votes by showing his body....which is very nice. I wish I could just look at him and never hear him speak. And of course he is in his underwear. Putting on the pants was werid. Well he is up on his toes

Pamela- well of course she is doing Dolly Parton. Well at least they are keeping dressed. She actually isn't a bad dancer

Kate- mooo. She is such a cow. I love that he put Toni plus Carrie Ann- he definitely doesn't want to put his name with Kate's. What the hell is wrong with her hair- how can she think these weaves look good!? They are completely budget and so tacky. This is so painful- for the love of good send her home already. Who the hell is voting for this shit?!

Nicole- again I just don't even think that it's worth watching her because she has such an unfair advantage. And I can't handle the pube goatee!!

Evan- he so doesn't do it for me. And she decided to replace Edyta as the most naked. At least his hair doesn't look as brill creamed. But he is still awkward.

Please let it be Kate going home!

Glee

My god I've missed you. I can hardly express how thrilled I am that you are back- I'm retarded excited!

I am happy when I see recent pictures of Puck with a shaved head because I hate the mohawk.

Love the relationship calendar!!! Pulled a Jessica Simpson- HAHA!! Gained 40 pounds!!

Did anyone notice on Oprah that the cast said Lea Michele is most like her character and she was flattered. Does she not realize people hate that personality?!

You no longer confuse me with your she-man looks! I always want to cut off men's ponytails- she is my idol

Idina Menzel is in this episode- amazing!

I love that Emma has to clean up before she kisses with a huge kit!

I think I"m dating Rachel- HAHA

Finn doing the doors- amazing! I love how dorky he is- oh god he is sexy all at the same time. I don't even know what to do with myself I'm so excited.

KURT!!! That look at Finn singing was AMAZING!!

Ok I know most people like the other asian's dancing but I don't like it at all. Too odd for me.

Love watching Kurt "get down". I've missed him so much.

And here comes Lea's Spring Awakening costar as the love interest. God I can't wait to hear him sing.

I like to give impromptu concerts to the homeless!

Oh Jesus he's good. I need a moment. I can see him as Roger in Rent....and that is retarded sexy to me...

There was a mouse in mine!!!

Those sweaters make her look home-schooled.. Best.line.ever.

I ONCE TAUGHT A CHEERLEADING SEMINAR TO A YOUNG SARAH PALIN!!

Highway to Hell as a choral song- fucking amazing!!! This is why I never got along with Mr. Binnendyk- he didn't have this kind of vision

Idina Menzel- bring out the wicked!

Most of the show choir directors that I make out with are gay

McKinley High old maids club. AMAZING!

Ok I love her plaid jumper- maybe I have some homeschool tendencies too...

American Idol

Seriously who out there hates me- Elvis?! I HATE ELVIS!?

And while I love Adam Lambert to bits and he is by far my favorite idol ever I don't necessarily know if he is qualified for this

MR SHUE IS BEHIND HIM!!!! My god I'm excited for Glee tonight!!

"My tongue is not nearly as talented as yours" Ryan Seacrest. AMAZING

Crystal- god I adore Crystal. I've never heard this song but she is doing a great version- maybe I just hate Elvis' voice and that's why I don't appreciate his music. Because this is great. Just crown her already

Andrew- this is a retardedly boring version of this song. He makes everything boring. Oh god- I just realized I've been singing the wrong lyrics- I didn't know it was rabbit

Tim- he is singing this song the same way he did Hallelujah. His voice isn't strong enough to do this. This is boring too. And when he sings help it is way too flat

Lee- I think he should be doing this at the original tempo and keep it fun. This is too slow. Now that I watched him with my mom all I can think is he screams too much

Aaron- oh god this is awkward. Why do these people do that to his colour?! He is just learning how to perform so at least he is trying

Siobhan- Oh god what the hell did she do with her hair?!?! She looks like a 75 year old high school librarian. Her mouth when she sings makes me want to punch her. She sounds like a lounge lizard singer. Yuck. I hate the affectations of her voice. Yuck. Oh look she found a place to scream

Michael- I don't love him to be honest. I don't enjoy the R&B stuff. He should have done a fast song to get in everyone's mind. He can perform and is fun- that is what he should have done. This is boring.

Katie- I'm sure she'll make this old. This girl needs shoulder length hair asap. The long hair makes her look boxy.

Casey- again he is great. I have never heard this song but it's fantastic when he sings it. He NEEDS to do Pearl Jam!

Dancing with the Stars

I am so behind in all my tivo watching- seriously this is stressing me out! I'm a day late with Dancing with the Stars

Erin- at work today we were debating if she is getting it on with my sexy beast Maks or with Evan. The dance is ok. THe girl can kick. And well anything with Maks is sexy! I just wish he would sahve. I also adore that he spoke out against Kate- amazing!!

Evan- I don't find this guy graceful at all. He looks like a ventriloquist doll- he is a younger version of Wayne Newton. I mean the hair is ALWAYS atrocious!! His partner makes him look good. I never liked him as a skater and I don't enjoy him as a dancer.

Niecy- this is always one of my least favorite dances- I find it too slow. Neecy is doing a good job but again- is it because her partner is so good!? She needs to move faster. She really has to learn how to take criticism better though- she can dish it but she can't take it

Aidan- again Edyta did not want to wear clothes. This dance is boring. Next.

Nicole- I don't even feel like critiquing her. She has an unfair advantage and shouldn't be in this competition.

Jake- I can't believe that he is still here. Oh god look at that retarded shirt- he still hasn't learned any social skills. I bet he cries again. I wonder who came with Vienna to famewhore this week. He has to stop counting out loud. And making weird facial expressions.

Kate- oh god she is still here. She doesn't know much about the Tango?! Does she live under a rock. Oh god this woman is too much- if she doesn't want things played out in public then don't make yourself a public figure- just go away you freak. Oh and look she cries- time to rally for the votes. BTW that is just the worst weave- who the hell wants that haircut with those bangs. She looks like a Zombie looking up at the ceiling. What a waste of a good song on this crap. For the love of god let her go home. Well at least they ended with a little trick

Chad- good lord this guy is hot. It's retarded how attractive he is. They are so getting it on. Good lord look at his body- I have NEVER seen a football player with such a nice body. This is retarded sexy

Pam- oh good they have unleashed her in a sexy dance. This could be a bit too much. Am I the only one getting a hatchet face vibe here?! Oh and there are the stripper splits. She looks like she has had fresh injections this week

For the love of god let it be Kate going home

American Idol

Oh god Usher- he is such a douche. I have always disliked him.

Siobhan- I dislike her sooo much. Why the hell are they starting the show with her- she is horrid. And she will scream to anger me. This sounds awful- she makes weird faces and is flat. Oh god the chorus- make it stop! This is SO BAD!!! I don't understand what notes she thinks those are. Oh look she is screaming. Shocking. Those are not notes. And the socks. I can't handle this.

Casey- this is a really great song choice for him. I'm glad he is going with blues. Did he just forget the words? That was awkward. He always has that weird smile- he almost looks stoned. Well he probably is..

Michael- this is such a hard week for me because I hate the music so much. I can't listen to this. Again he is a good singer but I just don't enjoy the song.

Didi- I actually like this song. I hated the into but when she does the chorus it's ok.

Tim- what a HORRIBLE song choice!! Who the hell would ever think of this song!?!? I have always hated Anita Baker. Oh god make it stop

Andrew- it's him doing a weird version of a song..AGAIN!! It is so gimmicky. Can he not just sing a song the way it is written? He made it sleepy. It is all one note

Katie- I have a feeling this is going to bother me. What HORRIBLE styling!! She is dressed like I would be if I was 13 and dressing like a punk rocker for Halloween. Are those shorts??!!? Good lord! The head shaking is also painful. This is very boring- she looks sleepy

Lee- I hope he does something bluesy. That was a great song choice for him- he did well

Crystal- she must hate having to work with Usher. God I hope she kills it here. I heart her. I"m not sure piano was the best idea- she is really focusing on the piano. Oh she's standing. I hate the heels and the dress. She looks awkward. But she sounds fantastic.

Aaron- hate this song. The kid can sing. Yet again the stylists went to town on him. They gave him an Ace Ventura hairdo and groomed his brows.

Dancing with the Stars

I would love to see Kate Gosselin go as she is such a cow but it will be that soap guy as no one knows who the hell he is.

Pamela and Damian are in the bottom two?!!? I am shocked! I mean I guess girls don't relate to her and that is who votes

Oh this anticipation is killing me- let it be Kate in the bottom two!! Kate looks like such a cow right now- I can't believe how much joy it is giving me. YUCK!!!

Shannon and Pam are in the bottom two!? This is horrid- they are two of the intriguing ones.

Brenda Walsh!?!? Kate and that no name guy from the soaps are still in!!? Yet again- the viewers show their lack of talent.

Dancing with the Stars

I missed the beginning but I'll watch the recap tomorrow.

Evan- I HATE HIS HAIR!!! He has such an unfair advantage- I mean that's if he learned how to turn left..

Side note- I cannot believe that Tori Spelling and her loser husband haven't famewhored themselves on this show yet

Niecy- i don't think she'll be going anywhere- she definitely has a demographic that will be voting for her. No one else is this amusing. And I love the confidence that she has on the dance floor regardless of her abilities- she is having fun and you can tell

Jake- oh god I hope they don't let him speak. I wish he would just look pretty. I wonder what bachelor famewhore will be in the audience tonight. Interesting song choice for Jake...hip to be square....so others have noticed that he is a nerd in a hot body. Actually more of a dork. Oh god that solo dance was painful!! Kipton- you are too god to be a famewhore!

Buzz- oh god his wife's face is TERRIFYING!!! As long as we don't see Buzz doing any sexy salsas we'll be good. Oh god he saluted an American Flag and now they are dancing to fly me to the moon....they are sooo playing this up!

Nicole- I just don't believe that this is a challenge for her. I am scared though that her skirt is going to fall off- I mean that is super low. She is so superior to most of thse people

Erin- or more importantly Max my sexy sexy beast. What is with the horrid peach colour that all these dancers are wearing?! It's atrocious. Oh god the singer of this song is HORRID!! She is super stiff- this season's Denise Richards. I don't think I'll be seeing much more of Max which is upsetting

Pam Anderson- I hope she actually looks clean this week. Yet another example of how unattractive satin is- it is giving her a huge belly. Granted it could be coke bloat

Chad- what a weird dress with that rack. The guy is ridiculously hot but is a tool. But he is wearing the hell out of that suit.

Kate Gosselin- I really want her to go home this week- it is time for her to go home. She is such a freakin cow and is a moron. I hope people see what a horrid person she is. And the fake tears were lovely. Oh god a lot of people quit on me- oh poor you Kate. Her hair looks so much better off of her face. She is sooo awful. And that was definitely a lift.