Thursday, September 4, 2008

Lainey Blind Item

Banning Bottles
If motherhood is so rewarding, and what she’s been waiting for her entire life, why is it that there is no evidence of motherhood in her home? Particularly accessories. Pottery Barn doesn’t sell baby bottles.

Which could be why she insists on banning them from the house?

How does she feed her child when there are no bottles in the house?

Well… it’s because she doesn’t feed her child. It’s because the nannies feed her child. The nannies do everything for the child all days of the week. The nannies nanny morning and night while she works morning and night.

Perhaps that’s how she can justify her mandates: no bottles in the house, only bottles in the nanny trailers. She’s the modern mom?

MY GUESS: Nicole Kidman. Although the Pottery Barn reference is throwing me- I don't think she would shop there...which makes me think it's someone who is courting the minivan majority...but that still may be her...

UPDATE: Thanks Sheila for that- Jaime Pressly is a good guess- there has been talk for a while that she goes out a lot and not with her child

2 comments:

Sheila said...

Apparently Jaime Pressly decorated her baby's nursery a la Pottery Barn...

http://www.celebrity-babies.com/2007/04/jaime_pressly_s_1.html

Dr. Eavyl said...

I also thought Jessica Alba but it wasn't a bitchy enough description of the mom for it to be her...I think best guess is Nicole Kidman but you're right about the Pottery Barn thing. Does Jaime Pressly "work night and day" though? My Name is Earl can't be that demanding.