Monday, September 22, 2008

Dancing with the Stars

Oh it's a new season of Dancing with the Stars- this is all we will be talking about tomorrow at lunch. Go Jefferson Darcy!!

Oh yuck a Hannah Montana star...oh god he beatboxes?!!?!! I HATE BEATBOXING!! Are there enough young kids to vote for this kid? He's actually an ok little dancer- he has rhythm and confidence pretty soon. Oh I actually thought they did better than 6- he wasn't that bad.

Rocco- I'm not expecting much. Especially if Karina is injured and he is a chef. How is she injured exactly? That was ok- didn't do much for me.

Oh god Toni Braxton- her belly button terrifies me!! THey actually aren't bad dancers- but popstars are usually good at this. It's not very surprising

I am aware that I am not in peak physical condition- but it shocks me how much weight Cheryl Burke gains season after season- it's just weird to see in a dancer. And got I hate her hair! That was an ok dance- I never have as much fun watching the ballroom dances.

Brooke Burke- hyperextended legs are an asset!! I work hard to keep mine in check because it leads to knee problems!! This is actually pretty good. she needs to do a bit more footwork but they had good rhythm.

Go Jefferson Darcy!! He actually did a pretty good job!

Lance Bass just introduced himself as a singer with Nsync...mmmm they aren't a group anymore! Oh Lance is a bit stiff. But not horrid. Oh there's Joey in the audience- I wonder if he can get Justin?

Go Cloris Leachman! I mean she is 82- you go girl! Her legs look quite good- she's spunky too! Ok that was just cute. She obviously won't last long but good for her for trying! Why the hell is her leg on the desk

Jeff Ross- I have seen him as a comic and he was ok. Edyta- you are known for trying to get as nude as possible on stage. I like his attitude! I mean he's horrible yet charming and endearing all at the same time

Please Kim Kardashian you are best known for your ginormous ass and porn career. This girl has no effin personality- just listening to her speak shows that there is nothing there! No wonder you have such horrible balance- those ass implants are pulling you backwards!! This pains me to admit- but she's not horrid....I think she will last another week- yuck. How can there be emotion and chemistry when this girl has absolutely no personality! I love her partner Mark though- he seems like a really nice cute boy- he's so polite

It really doesn't matter how Susan Lucci does- she isn't going anywhere. She has enough of a minivan majority fanbase to make it through. Susan Lucci it's a family show- behave!

Misty May Treanor- I can't believe they were able to get someone who just won a gold medal- she's still a big name. MAXSIM!! My sexy ballroom beast is back!! God I love him! Listen to Max..he's a sexy beast and knows all

Well the football player usually does well but this Warren is pretty big. He actually is pretty light on his feet- I think he will definitely stick around. he mean it is a bit awkward but he looks like he's having fun.

Well although he's funny I definitely think that Jeffrey Ross will be going home

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