Rock of Love

Time for week 2 of my new smutty show- Marina if you are reading this I am ALL over this shit!!

HAHA- I love that he feels that he has 16 of the most beautiful women in the world...he really doesn't have high standards!

Sluts vs bitches- what a breakdown! Oh my god I would kill that girl if all of a sudden she pulled me into the pool- what the hell is wrong with that girl?

I love that Tiffany feels she has to get drunk to get inspired- this girl is such an alcoholic...

why is Bret wearing pink and black flannel pyjamas?!?! He is NOT hugh hefner..oh my god...oh my god...this is so awkward....they are measuring blood flow to Bret's penis so they can see who turns him on most...so awkward...oh my god this is porn!! And the girls are wearing lingerie for phone sex....ew....

I like that he actually hung up on the girl who was singing...

Oh god just send home the trainwreck that is Tiffany! God these are the most awkward conversations- who talks about their erections like this- sooo smutty!!

Who the hell talks about killing all pets?! What the hell is wrong with the girl who says animal are only good for fur?!!? What the hell is wrong with this person?

Ok while the girl shouldn't have made fun of the scars- but on the other hand that dumb ass Brandi was definitely provoking her and being a total bitch. And scars are not a disability...

Good god was Rodeo just having an orgasm in the studio?! Classy yet again...my god I feel dirty just typing this...I don't know if I can blog to this again because it is essentially porn!!

I love that he thinks Tamara is dumb as a box of rocks and no connection but she's hot so he's keeping her.