Rock of Love

Rock and Roll is an insatiable bitch goddess- Bret Michaels

I am sooo excited to watch this show- I've been waiting for this for months!! I love Bret Michaels!! I have love Poison for almost 20 years now- and I remember talking with my auntie Cathie when I was 12 about how hot he is!! He is a fantastic singer- I mean he has definitely been plumped up in certain areas of the face- but he's still fantastic!! I just saw him in concert last summer and he rocked- absolutely rocked!! He knew his audience and went to town!

Every thorn has it's rose was a beautiful song- moron!! Note to girls- if you are going to meet the singer of Poison learn the names of the songs!!

Unlike the bachelor this show is definitely not going for young girls- they are almost all older- and almost all tangerine!! Stop it with the tanning ladies- you look horrid!!

They decided to be best friends because they are both blonde so have a lot in common...charming...

I didn't know that it was possible to find a group of trashier ladies as compared to flavor of love- but here it is!! With such classy names as Rodeo and Kristia

And the first girl makes out with him in front of everyone...so does the second girl- classy!! And it just keeps getting classier by the second- this show is essentially porn.

Ok I like that Bret is ignoring the baby voiced moron blonde who was throwing a fit- man these girls are weirdly aggressive...so odd! And that Tiffany won't go away- she is weirdly drunk and won't leave him alone...so odd...yet he was turned on...this is so dirty

While nothing is grosser than the flavor of love where the girl pooed on the floor this show is making me feel quite dirty!!

Oh god he picked Brandi C- he just admitted that she is super annoying- I love how he says how attractive the other girls are and then the camera focuses on each of them and they look like hatchetface from CryBaby.

Seriously- he decided to keep Tiffany- someone wants the drama to keep going! At least he admits he kept her because she was entertaining.