Monday, November 12, 2007

Lainey Blind Item

Nude Windows & Mute Stones

She’s kept a low profile, with few new projects in recent years preferring to focus on marriage and on her head. Clearly not enough focus on the head. Because while she’s cleaned up the slovenly habits of riddles past, she’s still as loopy as ever. And still a colossal bitch. Who likes to parade around stark naked in front of her window with the blinds wide open.

In a rented house on a well populated street shooting an upcoming movie on location, she can apparently be seen regularly walking around in front of the windows at the front of the house breasts flouncing around freely, oblivious to whoever might be outside.

It’s too bad she’s not as chill about her attitude than she is about her body.

Yet another star who stalks the set like a tyrant, yet another star who won’t deign to speak to the regular folk. Seems she considers conversation with her a privilege but the honour is granted sparingly and only through “Mute Stones”.

Seriously.

She carries around what people on set have taken to calling Mute Stones and when she isn’t in the mood to converse with someone, she will silently hand over the Mute Stone – those in possession of a Mute Stone are not permitted to speak to her until she takes it back.

Perhaps it’s a trick she can pass on to The Unfunny Douche who fired a dude recently for simply looking at him.

It’s hard to believe, I get it. You can’t believe people are capable of acting so appallingly. But there are two crews over a hundred strong that can vouch for it, word for word.

MY GUESS: This one is super tough. The only person that comes to mind is Sarah Michelle Gellar- she really isn't around very much and she's married. Plus she's rumoured to be a bitch. Thoughts?

UPDATE: Lainey has confirmed that it is not Julia Roberts, Sharon Stone, Nicole Kidman or Charlize Theron- she implied that this actress has not won many awards BUT that both her husband and her family have...I don't think that means SMG since Freddie isn't that decorated and she doesn't have a famous family.

Ach- who has a famous family!? This one has me stumped

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG you are so smart! Fits perfectly. I'm gonna turn it in as my own guess. I keed!

Anonymous said...

Ashley Judd...she said in an interview she was dealing with her head probs.

Shauna said...

OMG that is an amazing guess- and I think you are spot on! I mean the famous family in the entertainment industry, the head case, has kept a low profile. I never even thought about her but now that you say that I completely agree!