Dancing with the Stars

They announced the "celebrities" that will be on Dancing with the Stars this year:

Toni Braxton (with Alec Mazo), singer, 40 - As long as she doesn't sing or show her nasty belly button I'll be ok
Lance Bass (with Lacey Schwimmer) singer, 29 - I was hoping they would have him dance with a boy- I didn't realize he was quite this D list yet...
Ted McGinley (with Inna Brayer) Jefferson D'Arcy, 50 - Go JeffersoN!! I hope Al comes to help you!!
Cloris Leachman (with Corky Ballas) Frau Blücher, 82 - Awesome- I hope she does well!!
Warren Sapp (with Kym Johnson) NFL sports person, 35 - never heard of him- therefore he'll probably win
Rocco DiSpirito (with Karina Smirnoff) flaming chef, 31 - Does nothing for me...
Kim Kardashian (with Mark Ballas) porn star, 27 - God how often will they refer to her ass and do close ups on it? This will be quite annoying
Maurice Green ( with Cheryl Burke) Olympic sports person, 34 - I think he was a runner...don't really remember much about him...
Misty May-Treanor (with Maksim Chmerkovskiy) Olympic sports person, 31 - Who cares about her- my sexy beast Maxim is back!!
Susan Lucci (with Tony Dovolani) Erica Kane, 61 - Just give her the trophy now- they will be referring to her being an Emmy loser often enough people will feel bad for her...
Jeffrey Ross (with Edyta Sliwinska) comedian, 42 - who?
Cody Linley (with Julianne Hough) actor, 18 - again- who? Oh god- please don't tell me this one of the annoying kids from Big Daddy- I can't handle him!!
Brooke Burke, girls gone wild host- I may be psychic here- I think she will dress as slutty as possible