Dancing with the Stars

Ian- I truly don't understand my obsession with him- I mean he was my least favourite of my 90210 boys...but now I really love him! However, what has happened to Cheryl?! The past seasons she was cut and lean and looked like a dancer...I've noticed she has put weight on and tonight you could REALLY see it...she is not cut at all! She has the body of a belly dancer! And yes I am self aware- however I'm not a professional dancer being judged on this! Ok I liked this dance...he really tries but you can tell he's really thinking...although the vein on his forehead scares me....god I hate exposed veins!!

Clyde- he isn't dancing!! He is essentially just standing there while she dances around him...get rid of him already! He's horrid and stiff!

Heather- people- get rid of this whore! Literally- the British press published a story today with tons of witnesses saying she was a prostitute at the same time that she was doing the porn. She's horrid!! HORRID!! God she is so not sexy- I mean shimmying with your huge boobs does not make you sexy!

Joey- Carlton!! Carlton!! YAY!! So exciting! And Lance- LANCE!! That was ok- a bit boring...except that of course she chose Lance in the end! I also could hae hated it since I hate that song!

John- I heart Cliff Claven- and I mean he is 100% better than that god awful Clyde! I mean he is out trying hard and having fun- I think they should have him out dancing in a postal service outfit! That would thrill me! I man this guy reminds me of my childhood- I love him! Side note- this Edyta really likes to be practically naked!

Laila- Ok in the bikini she reminds me of the Tranny from Kinky Boots- and while I loved him I don't think any female wants to look like him! Although I do like her- she is by far the best girl in the competition! God I hate this dance- it is so boring- no more Rumba! They semm to be moving in slow motion...

Apolo- HAHA!! I love this song! It reminds me of Shane- and everyone taking a different part and singing it on drama/band trips- awesome!! Good times! That memory is much better than what I'm watching here! What the hell is up with the animal print/mane- this is frightening! FRIGHTENING!! And no man is sexy when he is wearing a headband!! NO MAN!!

Ok so my tivo froze and I missed Billy Ray- but I am very confident that I would have hated it so it's no big loss- I'll see it on the recap show tomorrow!