Monday, May 18, 2009

Dancing With The Stars

Oh who wins? Antonio Banderas, the nobody or the boxy little person?! Oh god I guess I would say Melissa based on ability

Shawn- She seems a bit off and stiff. She is off with her timing.

Did Melissa and Tony steal Scary Spice and Maxim's outfits from the whip dance? She also seems really tight in this dance. It's like she doesn't want to move her legs.

Gilles- tight white pants? Really!? His posture though is really good in this. He wins this round for sure.

I thought Shawn said she wasn't going to do any gymnastics...this thing is full of them! And what the hell is up with those dumb ass masks. Oh god are they supposed to be dolls!? This is bad. That lift was awkward...and they are definitely not in sync during those spins. Again- shock full of gymnastics

OMG What the hell did Leeza Gibbons do to her face!?!? She looks completely pulled...and asian!

Melissa- She just seems to be shaking her boobs a lot- I guess she is going for the male vote. But I just can't seem to find the words to describe his plastic shirt...it's something...

Gilles- Flashdance? Nice strategically placed rips in his shirt. Ok Bruno giggling watching him dance just made the routine. Again- he was the best

Ok based on tonight give the trophy to Antonio Banderas. All I ask is he receives it naked with water pouring down on him so I'm reminded how hot he was in Sex and the City

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