Golden Globes

Well now I know why we haven't seen Sandra Bullock in a while- girl has had work done!! She is looking TIGHT!!

Oh La Lobez starts the show- they caught Mark Anthony not really caring to see her. But the dress is actually quite nice- she looks fantastic in gold. Oh I love the dress- have to add that to my best dressed

Best Supporting Actress- I love Amy Adams and Kate Winslet. Go Kate Winslet!! Oh and there is Emma Thompson- I love her! She is fantastic!

Oh here comes Sting- what/!?! What is up with the beard and brown hair/?! Where oh where is my sexy beast?!?!!? Please please don't let John Travolta and Miley Cyrus win- OMG I HATE HER! She just stuck out her tongue- what the hell is wrong with her?!? She is infuriating?!!? Yay Bruce Springsteen! Show them how it is done!

Oh go Neil Patrick Harris you sexy beast you! I love you! Oh god don't let it be Jeremy Piven- he is so overrated on that!! Oh Tom Wilkinson I love you too- I always like you in everything you do! Of course it went to him- he's amazing! It's not really fair to my Neil to go up against him.

I mean I know it isn't her fault but I have always found Laura Dern to be so awkward looking.

Oh Don Cheadle is a sexy beast- love the bald head.

I don't really understand how Eva Mendes has a career- I've never seen her anything and for no particular reason something about her bothers me.

God Hayden and Zac on stage together- again someone is trying to torture me.

God I hope my sexy beast Dexter wins- I love you!! Oh Jonathan Rhys Meyers too!! And Hugh Laurie!? This category is just shock full of sexy beasts!!!

Sally Field looks fantastic. She is not all tightened up and unrecognizable. I say Anna Paquin wins this- the Hollywood Foreign Press loves a young actress in the best actress tv drama category. Yup- I'm right! They always do this! God I have got to watch True Blood- I can't believe that it has taken me this long to watch Vampire Porn

Urg- a commercial for Shopaholic. I won't rant again except to say I can't believe that she is American

Am I the only one who saw Tom Cruise starring longingly at Leo before the commercial? He couldn't keep his hands off of him!

God I love Ricky Gervais. Look at him coming out with his drink- and talking to Kate Winslet. He is so cute.

Oh my god the star of Happy Go Lucky looks scary skinny- someone feed her asap!

Ok now I'm embarassed- what the hell are the Jonas Brothers doing on the stage. I get it Hollywood Foreign Press you are trying to get a younger crowd- but this is just so awkward.

JOHNNY!!! You are so goddamn high!! You look cranked out of your mind right now but I love you!

Go Meryl Streep!!! It will be the happy go lucky girl but I still love you!! Yup it's her- someone feed her when she gets off stage!! Oh look at Meryl Streep getting up to congratulate her as she is walking to the stage- I love her! I would be freaking out too if I was on the stage with Johnny Depp too. I love Emma Thompson too.

Oh no it's Jessica Lange without her glasses- her eyebrows are so frightning! I think she and Drew Barrymore were smoking up in the car.

Ok I love Demi's dress- she has been getting some refreshing done lately- she looks younger than ever. Her skin looks young

Oh god here comes the gay midget dwarfs category. I think this category though will belong to either Heath Ledger or Philip Seymour Hoffman. Oh they gave it to Heath Ledger- who is going to accept? Oh it's Chris Nolan- I thought it was going to be Jake Gyllenhaal. Oh that was a really nice speech- very poignant.

Borat's there! I love him!

Colin Farrell looks sooo much better- he just needed to throw out the gum before he presented. HAHA! He just acknowledged his formed drug use! HAHA!!

God I hate Maggie Gyllenhaal's dress- especially the length.

I don't get how anyone could find Gerard Butler attractive- I just don't get it. He just seems like an oaf to me.

Wow Seth Rogan looks fantastic- he is super slim now!

Amy Poehler looks fantastic- she needs to be back on SNL.

Alec Baldwin won- I love that Will Arnett is sitting beside Tina Fey- I would kill to be at that table!

What the hell is Renee Zellweger wearing?!!? She looks like Miss Haversham!

Megan Fox has no grace- she does not know how to walk in her dress.

Best tv series will for sure be 30 rock- it is sweeping everything. Yup sure is- I would have rather Tina Fey spoke because she always gives kickass speeches

Ok I love Kate Beckinsale's dress! It is Fantastic!! Oh god I hate P diddy- he had to stand in front of her- he's a douche

I have to say the music to Benjamin Button was very touching while you were watching the movie. But it's slumdog again....I think this shows that slumdog will win Best Picture- it's like the little movie that could. I need to see this movie!!

David Duchovny is still married- interesting...I guess Tea Leoni forgave him for his sex addiction.

Interesting that they have Jane Krakowski giving the award for best actress in a comedy- she probably will give it to Tina Fey. And if she gives to anyone else she will look disappointed. There it is Tina- she will give a good speech now.

I really would like to see David Fincher win for Benjamin Button- it was really good. nope it's a slumdog sweep- Danny Boyle. I am enjoying listening to the music though- it reminds me of my Bollywood movie yesterday

God Sigourney Weaver looks fantastic still- she also doesn't age. Nicole Kidman really has to get on the phone with these women. I mean she has obviously had botox in her forehead but she still looks the same

Oh Sandra is looking really waxy and tight.

Oh Colin Farrell won- he is making quite a comeback!

Sasha Baron Cohen! I love you! I hate his hair. Oh god I love his jokes and how everyone there is trying not to laugh. Oh I thought Mamma Mia had this in the bag but no it is Vicky Cristina Barcelona

It's Raj!!! It's the star from the Bollywood movie that I went to see yesterday! He does look quite good looking here- not so much in the movie- his mouth isn't so pinched.

I love the colour of Cameron's dress but not so much the dress. Ok this award is going to go to Anne Hathaway- they made a mistake on the globes website. Or they did that to throw us off. Nope- it's Kate Winslet- that is a surprise! She got both! Yay for her- I love her! Oh I just saw Kate Winslet with Emma Thompson- it's like Sense and Sensibility!

Haha- I am watching the mad men cast accept their award and the girl in red totally stepped in front of another woman and blocked her off so she could be in the shot- HAHA!

Best Actor- I would like to see Brad Pitt but I think that Sean Penn has this in the bag. Wow it was Mickey Rourke! He doesn't even look like a human anymore but that is quite the comeback! Evan Rachel Wood is so sleeping with him- ew. I love that he thanked Axl Rose- they are twins in facial mutilation.

I think Benjamin Button is going to have to launch a HUGE campaign to try bounce back and win the Oscar. Because I think that Slumdog Millionaire is about to sweep. And they did! I have got to see this movie!