Monday, October 12, 2009

Dancing with the Stars

Chuck Liddell- I actually really like him. He is obviously not the best dancer and can look awkward but I enjoy him. He is genuinely trying and not embarrassed to be out of his comfort zone. He is also neither arrogant nor annoying which makes me like him a lot more than most of these men.

Melissa Joan Hart- I find her annoying....it could be her partner though because he has a tendency to make everything really cheesy. I strongly dislike him and his cutesy partners. Ok the whimsical dance- not doing it for me. She needed a partner like Max to bring out the sexy. She seems very flustered with this cance- I think it is too much for her- she keeps messing up and it is showing on her face. Well I definitely didn't see what the judges saw

Natalie Coughlan- Well they decided to dress her like Edyta and gie her no clothes. She is still quite stiff- she needs to let go a bit and she would be really good since she has the flexibility

Aaron Carter- Oh god the blonde hair looks awful on Karina- especially with the black eyebrows. Ew Aaron Carter as sexy...yuck! Methface is not attractive. For the love of god please do up your shirt!! And is pretty much tomato coloured- she is even darker than a tangerine.

Mark- He's good but he doesn't thrill me. Next

Kelly Osbourne- I hae always loved the Osbournes. I wish she would have a bit more confidence- it would make her steps much more precise. And when she messes up she shows it on her face. Oh I definitely think that was better than Melissa Joan Hart

Joanna Krupa- I seriously dislike this girl. Ok I know I sy they should all wear a shirt but my.god. Derek hs a beautiful body. What a pretty little Mormon! She looks lost when she is waiting for the next move- there is no flow. Ew I think this girl is trying to get Lisa Rinna lips- they are much bigger now than they have ever been

Donnie- why oh why do these Osmonds have to be around?!!? They are so freakin annoying. God this boy just loves to dance and flail around- too bad Mormons can't be gay. He would probably be much happier if he could be free...then maybe he wouldn't be so insufferable on my tv

Michael- I don't like this guy at all. He is annoying and doesn't stop talking- not my type of dancer. He is the one that I think should go home.

Louie ito- Again with the does nothing for me. This guy is just a stoner with bad hair to me. I can't handle people who are good times. He is literally just walking around the dance floor- boring. I used to work with a guy who would always have me up Two Stepping and let me tell you it was a workout- he was just a moving. This guy looks like he could fall asleep. She is doing absolutely everything. He should go home too

Mya- still don't like her. She is in a category of her own though- you can tell she has had a lot of dance training. It is actually unfair- no one else compares.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

What the Hell...


Did Courtney Cox do to her face?!?!!? Seriously- WHAT THE HELL!!?!? I am watching the Dancing with the Stars results show and my god she looks AWFUL!! She is so full of botox nothing is moving. But the worst part is the lips- the lips! This woman never had full lips- now she has horrible plumped up ones. She looks nasty!

Glee

I have been looking forward to this show all week- I LOVE IT!!

SINGLE LADIES!! I still love this song- I have seen this dance a billion times and it still gives me joy. I love Kurt!

Oh Jane Lynch you kill me- Caning! I have always wanted to go to Singapore since I was young- anywhere that bans gum is amazing to me.

I TOTALLY understand why she is upset not being Maria- it is VERY UNFAIR being Anita when you are the Soprano. Just because you are taller than the balding 40 year old playing Tony does NOT mean you deserve the Alto part....ok I may be personalizing this...

He will be auditioning for the role of kicker- I LOVE THIS KID! Look at him dancing- YAY Kurt!!

A prolittering state! HAHA!!

There are so many one liners and just not the time to type them all out

4 words- Liza Minelli Celine Dion- HAHA

God I hope they don't make Quinn pregnant from a hottub- I mean the show is quirky but that is just too much!

Ah she is pregnant but at least she had sex.

See dancing does make everything better- love seeing a football team dancing!

All you wanted with your birthday is a pair of sensitive heels- HAHA

Next week Pimento Digby will be on the show- PIMENTO DIGBY!!!! God I love Kristin Chenowith! This show just keeps getting more and more spectacular!!

Dancing with the Stars

Debi Mazar- well all that really matters is that she is paired with Maks...god he's a sexy beast. Although a little mystery is always nice- i wish he would do up his shirt sometimes.

Melissa Joan-Hart- That was OK. I've said it before and I'll say it again- I HATE the waltz. I always get so bored.

Mya- there has always been something about her that has bothered me...she just annoys me. Maybe it was that damn song with Brandi- ruined my life that summer! She did well in that dance- she was very relaxed

Is it just me or do the fabrics seem extra cheap this season!? All of the women's dresses are incredibly sheer and poorly made. I mean they were nothing to brag about before but there is almost VPL in them

Kathy Ireland- I never liked her simply because her eyebrows were always too much. But they are much better now. She is someone who definitely looks overwhelmed and is staring at her partner for direction. SHE BROUGHT UP GOD!!!!!! URG!!! Now she'll stay

Natalie Coughlin- While she's stiff she is actually ok at shaking her hips- it is like clubbing dancing.

Macy Gray- she is going to be awful. Girl has to lay off the pot during this- she is too stoned to do this. She is actually better than I thought she would be.

Joanna Krupa- I can't STAND this girl! She truly feels she's amazing- and who the hell even knows who she is??! Model my ass- I've never seen this girl except for that horrible show the Superstars. Where she was completely arrogant too. Oh god the fringe pants- how are those a good idea. Ok she is actually ok at this- she needs to work on her extension but she's ok.

Kelly Osbourne- I have to admit that I was surprised that she was going to be on this show. She has great posture and a good hold pose. Wait wasn't that a lift?!?!?! Is that allowed?! Love Sharon but she looks like she has put on a bit of weight.

WHAT THE HELL IS LATOYA DOING THERE!?!??! Why are the Jacksons there!??!?!?! And stop showing the Osmonds- they are so scary!?

Monday, September 21, 2009

Dancing With The Stars

Well I' pretty sure that Tom Delay will be the first one eliminated- I mean really? This is where your career went?! Seriously?!?! Well maybe not- there are a LOT of no names on this show

Oh and what happened with Maks and Karina?! Did it involve ario Lopez?! I need to know!

Oh and Kelly Osbourne- seriously?! It has come to this!?!

Oh god Donnie Osmond- does this mean we will have to see Marie?! YUCK!!

Oh Aaron Carter what the hell happened to your face?!!? You were so cute- kids this is what drugs do to your face. It's a bad scene. Oh maybe Aaron broke up her and Maks. What the hell is up with her top!?!? Seriously!??! And the dumbass fringe pants. I actually thin that he has an unfair advantage- he obviously already has a lot of previous dance training. Ok I'm going to say it- when the hell did Nick Carter get so hot?!

Chuck Liddell- ugh a UFC guy. There is very little that is more repulsive to me than UFC- it's disgusting. It just reinds e of friends. And tattoos on the head- lovely....Actually I guess you can grow out your hair and hid it. I am liking Anna's hair colour- I have had my natural hair colour for WAY too long and I am sick of pulling out these damn gray hairs that grow in an area near the front. Anyways, back to the dancing. He's a normal athlete guy- stiff and awkward. I mean good for him for trying but it's pretty painful.

Seriously- they are letting the guy in who screams the ingredients on Iron Chef?!!? Who the hell knows this guys name?! Ok I will concede that boy can shake his hips- must be the martial arts training. What the hell does her outfit have to do with Kung Fu fighting?!!? Wood it have illed her to have worn a mandarin collared shirt?

Ashley Hamilton- actor and comedian?!?! Singer?!??! WHAT THE HELL HAS HE EVER DONE?!? I mean other than marrying Shannon Doherty. What the hell else has he done- well I guess copious amounts of cocaine. I mean he is RIDICULOUSLY hot- minus the dirtbag tats. But the idiocy and underlying dirtbag tones are overwhelming. Whatever- I'll never meet him. As long as the tats are covered I am just going to enjoy looking at him because he is one of the best looking guys that I have ever seen!

Donnie Osmond. I just can't. WHAT THE HELL IS JERMAINE JACKSON DOING THERE!?!! Why won't he go away!?!? And what the hell is up with his plastic toupee?!

Louie Vito- I have no idea who this kid is. He obviously has some sever hair issues. This guy reminds me of Jesse from the bachelor- are all snowboarders short with bad hair and an obvious love of the chronic? A little dancing hobbit- HAHAHA!!

All these football players are all the same to me- they really do nothing for me. Granted I don't know who any of them are

Oh god Tom Delay I am SOOO embarrassed for you! How the hell did it get to this?! Ok the hip shaking is mortifying. But he's not horrible- he is much much better than Chuck Liddell

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Emmy's

God I miss the e network- there was NO red carpet tonight!! THAT IS CRAZY!! Why the hell isn't Star Network airing it??!! Someone is just trying to piss me off

God when the hell did Neil Patrick Harris become such a sexy beast?! I want him to be my best friend

Ok Tina Fey may compete with him to be my best friend

What is up with the weird glasses?!??!! Ok I do like that they all did it- Vanessa Williams looked like a bitch not doing it. GO KRISTIN CHENOWITH!! All hail Pimento Digby!! SHE WON!!! SHE WON!!! GO PUSHING DAISIES!!! PIMENTO DIGBY!!!! Her speech is awesome! God I miss that show- that is one that I would love on DVD

Go 30 Rock! That show is freakin amazing- it definitely deserves writing awards

Amy Poehler you can also join the contest to become my best friend- I love you too! And bring Gob with you!

Go go go NPH!! Oh I also love Jack McBrayer! And Tracy Morgan! This is a tough category. Just no Dwight- he's overrated. Jon Cryer!?!?!? WHAT?!?! Don't get my wrong- I love me some Duckie- but seriously?! Over the other 3?!?!!?

Go Tina Fey!! Toni Collette- well I do enjoy her. I usually like everything she does but this show was awful. I absolutely hated it...and it was much more of a drama than a comedy

Why the hell is Blake Lively gorgeous and Leighton Meester is vivacious!?!?!? Blake Lively is HIGHLY overrated!! The squinting, the whining...can't stand her!

Tina Fey- totally deserved. Your Sarah Palin was amazing. And I do like Justin Timberlake on that show- but he is NO Steve Martin!

Ok Alec Baldwin is amazing on that show...But so is Steve Carell. But GO JIM PARSONS!! The dialogue he does is AMAZING!! LOVE the big bang theory! Go Alec Baldwin!

Ok that Family Guy sketch was so not needed. It was horrible actually. I HATE family guy- it is just retarded and overrated. Why on earth did we have to just see that neverending violence?

Oh no they just showed Jessie on the Emmy's- his head is already big enough

Oh Max you sexy beast! I would love to know why you guys broke up! Wasit all just a publicity stunt to begin with?

Best host should be Phil- he is spectacular? Although I do like Tom Bergeron- he has some good one liners

Hayden Panettiere is once again dressed once again like a 55 year old socialite! This girl can't dress to save her life- that red lipstick with the red dress is atrocious

I love that all of the idol clips have Adam Lambert- he was spectacular and should have won! Dumb americans

Of course it's the amazing race- it's always the amazing race! It's the best show by far- I would KILL to be on that show!

God Kevin Bacon still looks FANTASTIC!! FANTASTIC!!

I love me some Chandra Wilson but too much dress- she's too short for that

Whenever I see Jessica Lange I just get sad. The woman was gorgeous and look what she did to her face. Aging would be better than this! I mean it has settled but those eyebrows are still soooo scary!

Motherlover was nominated- ok that is pretty cool! It should have won

Ricky Gervais is amazing! He should host all of the award shows...well no I do like NPH- but he would be great for the Oscars. Especially since he doesn't give a rats ass

Michael Emerson deserves this- he is amazingly crepy on Lost

Oh Jesus Christ- they have brought Sarah McLaughlin out to sing I will Remember You. I cry everytime I hear this song and everytime they do an In Memoriam. This is going to be awful! Bea Arthur I love you!

Why don't we ever see Carol Burnett?!? I heart her- she needs to work more!

And Malcolm's dad wins again! Don't get me wrong- I will always go for my sexy beast Dexter. But I will always love him for his performance on roller skates on Malcolm in the Middle

Ok best comedy should be 30Rock. And it is! They didn't show her kiss Bob Newhart! What kind of editing was that?!

They keep bringing Sigourney Weaver out at these events- she hasn't really been doing much except award shows

I have got to give Mad Men another shot- they keep winning and it has to be for a reason

Glee

This has been sitting on my PVR for weeks just waiting for me to take the time it deserves to watch it properly

First- it starts off with cheerleaders. CHEERLEADERS!! It knows how to lure me into the fold- I heart Bring it On

Then we have someone singing Where is Love- that is one of the first songs I ever sang!

Oh and then a bunch of outsiders who have fantastic voices singing...On my Own!! Where the hell was this show when I was in high school!??! THis shit rocks!

And Jane Lynch- I LOVE HER! She is by far one of the funniest women ever- she is always amazing! Her high school hierachy was true. Jocks vs. the rest of them. Go drama kids!!

OH A POWER BALLAD!!! A POWER BALLAD!!! By a good looking guy none the less...amazing!! I can't fight this feeling anymore!

This show definitely has a similar feeling to Election which is an amazing movie. Love the mullet singing lawncare guy

I'm a Beyonce I ain't no Kelly Rowland!

Awesome- there is a celibacy club!! That is my most favorite platform! It's like Addicted To Jesus

My god I would have murdered to go to a high schhol like Carmel- except when I was in high school the girls weren't confident enough to dance like this- we were just arrogant about our voices....well we did rock. Oh and there were no boys who would have done this.

The lead girl is such a broadway girl- she has the broadway voice

The lead jock admitting they are all losers- why couldn't anyone in my hometown ever admit it!?

OMG! DON"T STOP BELIEVING!!! How the fuck did it take me so long to watch this! She's like a young Idina Menzel!

This show is going to do One Day More one day this season and I will have an aneurysm!

Ok second episode- time to do a marathon

One day they will all work for you smart well dressed guy. Jocks are retards

Island of misfit toys- I've been trying to remember that forever

I agree- a mother needs her craft room!

This is where our daughter or gay son will sleep- hehe!

Ok someone give the teacher my phone number immediately. Seriously- call me. I'll let him go all Kanye on my ass anytime!

AMAZING!!! Singing All By Myself in the car in the rain- it's like my trips up to Kirkland!

Oh no I don't want the teacher to cheat on his wife! I mean she's a worthless crackpot complaining about money while working as a salesperson. But leave her before cheating

PUSH IT!! My god it's like the Franklin- is this show set in KIrkland Lake!!? Awesome! OMG the simulated sex is amazing!! That's hysterical!

An elementary school production of Hair- haha! Your students should be put in foster care- Jany Lynch is amazing

I haven't seen them this excited since Tiffany performed at the mall

Anytime people emote through singing- amazing!!

VICTOR GARBER!!! Victor Garber is on this show!! It just keeps getting better and better!!

The understudy to the candelabra- haha!

HAHA they made a boyband!!! That is fantastic!

BELL BIV DEVOE!!! Amazing!! This show just gets better and better!!

Who is Josh Groban kill yourself- hehe!

Now Mercy- they are just picking amazing songs! Why am I now too old to do this stuff?! That sucks!

Oh my god it's Jacob from Nightmare on Elm Street!!!!! He grew up to be on this amazing show!

COLOUR ME BADD!!!! Jesus this is amazing!! Again- someone give the teacher my phone number- IMMEDIATELY!!

And they got Josh Groban- he must see how great the show is