Victoria Beckham!!

I am so excited right now that I truly don't know what to do!! It's time!! It's time!! It's Beckham tv time!! God I am excited!

People I adore Posh. Adore her! I truly think she is fabulous. I know that people don't like her and I just don't get it. She has been married to the hottest guy ever since 1999....that is quite the long term relationship...she was a Spice Girl..
girl power people! Yes she's skinny- but that is her job!! I watched the documentary that the Beckham's made when they moved to Madrid and let me tell you- it was amazing! She is funny and engaging. And the girl has style...and don't insult her with Katie Holmes comparaisons...Katie got the poor man's Pob and dresses like she's 50....yuck

Victoria has flare- and the girl works it. For someone who hasn't had a real job for years look at what she's been able to do..without having to resort to releasing a sex tape.

Oh it's starting!! GOD I"M EXCITED!!

She is an international icon of fashion and glamour!! He is the hottest man alive! God I wish I could pull off that hair- it is amazing I think I'm going to get my mom to do it.

A house and a manicurist- very important things! AH!!!! Look at her imitating a blow up doll!! She's fantastic! The girl is aware of her cheese- and that's what separates her...the other dumb hoes take themselves too seriously...and she doesn't

Come to Canada Victoria! I'll be your friend- I'll stop eating and everything!! Oh god he is hot shirtless!! God lord this is the sexiest photo shoot ever- I totally agree Lainey- it is like porn!! Better than porn!! That is what she is wearing to leave- HAHA

Look at the top of his ass in those pants- genius! That boy wears clothes like no one else....him and hot Harry...god those Brits can wear pants! Note to self- get your ass to Britain!

Look at her saunter and pout while walking through the paps- never loses her cool...never freaks out- fabulous!

Her dog's name is Twiggy- so appropriate!! I am so busy..so I'm going to lie around and drink champagne by the pool...in a black bustier bathing suit...I love how she is acting like things aren't set up- HAHA!!

Look at her posing in front of the pool for no apparent reason- genius! LOOK AT THE SHOES!! She is wearing t straps while lounging by the pool...jesus christ I can't handle this! Lisa Kenny where are you!!?!!? She can't be too good looking- it's all
got to be about me- HAHA!! Yeah you can't have David running around with the help again!

Telling this girl that she should get heels...shit I can't wear my flats anymore...if posh would rather die I am going to go back into my heels

OH GOD DO NOT ASK ABOUT DAVID!! DO NOT IMPLY THAT YOU WANT HIM!! She will bitch slap you down the Hollywood Hills...I love that they are pretending that this was just filmed 3 weeks ago...and not months ago...

Oh this police thing is so staged...and she doesn't know what an intersection is?! HAHA!! Devastated because she was wearing flat shoes...oh god I am crying laughing!

I love that she has her makeup and hair stylists there for her dmv pic...she wants approval. She thinks he wants her autograph...haha! Oh god her wedding band is fierce- tell my future husband to get that ring for me!

I don't think this will ever be deleted from my tivo....so fabulous.. quick- somebody send her my blog! She can't be seen eating- genius! Perez just felt her up...haha!! Eddie Murphy bashing! Let me get myself miserable- this girl is amazing

I love that she seriously refers to her body as her temple...if I invite you over Posh will you come?! Lisa and I will do anything you want!! Oh my god her dress is fabulous!! The ribbon everything...so amazing!! They were plastic....

If she gets to do her dolphin call for Posh I want to do my moose call!! Of course shopping is therapeutic! I have to start saying major at any given opportunity.

I love that they are surprised when the simulator starts shaking...I personally would be shocked! Twirl Posh Twirl It's exhausting being fabulous- my new favourite quote

Look at her quoting songs- fabulous! She is dressing up a sex doll- people this is priceless...priceless...believable other than the part she's smiling...ths is so ridiculous...that blow up doll face is ridiculous

These little people- how far away are they....what an idiot!! priceless...what a mother!!

God Tommy Lasorda is still alive..I forgot about him...I really thought one of my silicones was going to fly up my armpit there did she just admit that she has implants?!?!! SHE HAS NEVER DONE THAT!!

She needs to be my best friend. Why on earth wasn't this a series!?!?!?

My god he is a sexy beast...look at that coat...jesus...