Tuesday, March 31, 2009

American Idol

Anoop- I'm not usually a fan of his but mainly because I don't enjoy R&B. Oh god put your collar down- I hate a high collar. Oh god the cocky thing does not become him...he doesn't pull it off well.

Megan- her voice just isn't my thing- it is a bit too vibrato and weird to me. I hate her outfit too- she can wear anything and this is what they put her in- yuck

Danny- I love his tone but he is going a bit off key with this song when he starts the chorus. It is going a bit too high for him and then he starts screaming- I mean love him but don't feel he always needs to resort to screaming

Alison- I thought they were supposed to sing current songs....I mean No Doubt is a good choice for her but not necessarily current. I don't know the point of the guitar since she plays about as well as I do- and anyone who knows me knows that I can play Black by Pearl Jam and Today by Smashing Pumpkins- that's it. She is going off key- ok I didn't really like that

Scott- this song is not current and not relevant. And his hair has been styled in a mullet of sorts. Not my thing

Matt- ok I don't know how I feel about singing The Fray since I love them and don't really like him. He started way too early- Ryan Seacrest was still talking. Oh god the keyboard with screaming girls around him- is he Jordan Knight?! He doesn't sound great- and he is making John Mayer faces...ew

Lil- That is NOT a flattering dress on her! The material is very thin and there is not enough spanx and there is bunching. Oh god this song is awful- she is completely flat and the song is too big for her. She is now just screaming and is completely off key- horrid. Time to go home

Adam- I heart him. I want him to dance around and be fun. Ok I don't love the slicked back hair- I like it all flat ironed and down. Oh god he's talented- none of these other people hold a cancle to him- even Simon has a grin watching him. The boy has rhythm- again, I want him to be my best friend. Any boy that shimmies on national tv has my heart.

Kris- in general I can't stand this song. And I can't handle the pubestache- someone give this boy a razor stat. Ok he's doing a good job with it- he is singing it well

Monday, March 30, 2009

Dancing With The Stars

I can tell this week won't be my thing...I HATE this kind of music. I never got the swing craze because I hated the music so much!!

David- he is very enthusiastic and definitely wants to win. Wow he did a cartwheel- I'm jealous of anyone who can do that. It was a silly cute routine but I think she did more

Lil Kim- of course it's hard to show emotion on your face- it's all plastic now! It was good- they were nice and dramatic

Chuck- ok this routine is pretty cute. I think they have to rely on her fanbase for votes since I don't know who the hell he is but it's cute...except for his lame lift/jump at the end

Lawrence- he's ok but he seems to let her do most of the work. It really is her doing most of the footwork. I mean he is lifting her but for the most part he is just still and not doing any movements.

Ty- he is just SOOO much better than he was when this started- he still seems a bit awkward but he is definitely trying. And he is kickin up a storm- and their lifts are good

Steve- I don't think there is any getting rid of him. I mean he's awful and can't really do worse with the judges but he has charisma and I'm sure has a lot of support from vote for the worst. Actually this dance isn't horrid for him- he's not as spastic and jerky as he is during the fast ones. And he is most definitely trying. Well his scores are better than last week

Melissa- I think she could win this if she gets the fanbase- wouldn't that be a big FU to Molly and Jason! She is definitely a good dancer but I do feel she had an unfair advantage being a professional cheerleader- she's like the new Paula Abdul

Holly- I really don't think that she has much hope in a double elimination week. Well she is better at the stiffer dance but still looks like a deer in the headlights. She has this weird frozen look on her face and just seems to be looking at her partner for cues. And when she does steps it is all very awkward. Her nervous laugh is bothering me

Steve-O- oh yuck a clown costume...I HATE CLOWNS! She has lost a lot of weight since last season- I'm sure she didn't like all the publicity. He seems to be moving in slow motion. She is definitely doing most of the work and he just seems to tag along

Gilles- oh god he looks like Antonio Banderas- EW!! He just does nothing for me- nothing at all! I wish he was still wet and in the Sex and the City movie. I guess they were good- I didn't watch much of their performance

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Amazing Race

Again- I hate Cara and Jamie. She hates the sound of foreign languages?!?! Then what the hell is she doing on the amazing race?!

Oh I"m not going to like this- I hate zoos. Look at that poor elephant having to ride that machine...poor thing!!!

HAHA Bite size!! That was a funny line. Oh the poor tiger on a chain- that is so sad

Oh I have a bad feeling about Mel and Mike- that doesn't look good for them

Again- could these girls be ruder??!!? I Hate them so much- they don't have to scream at everyone

I really like Mel and Mike- I hope there is a way that they can catch up- and the girls mess up and are eliminated!

Wow that is a lot of penalties- I have never seen a team cheat like that!

At least Margie fainted at the pitstop and had already finished the leg

Oh poor Mike and Mel- they were so good- it sucks that they had such a bad cab driver who lost it for them

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Amazing Race

Ok now I'm just going to be thinking about Chantale and what she's told me about her trip if they are going to Jaipur

I like how they notice that it is odd that these men have telephones yet they don't think to pick them up

Oh isn't Jamie lovely yelling at people because they don't speak English..charming

Oh god this hay challenge would be awful for me- my allergies would be nasty. I like to see that the 68 year old beat all the others!!

Ok the nose flute is pretty nasty

Jamie and Cara are horrible horrible people- I hope they get eliminated

I'm not surprised that Jodi and Christie were eliminated- they were pretty far behind

American Idol

Michael- I don't think this was a good song. He really didn't sing- he was busy just trying to keep up with the lyrics. And I think he was really trying to perform and run around across the stage- I definitely see why he was in the bottom two

Allison- I don't get the hype around her. Yes she's throaty and rocky but I don't see how she is that great.

Kris- too slow, too boring...next

Lil- She really does nothing for me. She's ok but that bored me to tears

Adam- I was bracing myself for this because people told me it was bad. But let me tell you- that was AWESOME!! Probably one of the best versions that I've ever heard of this song. Obviously that could be because I despise country music and never quite understood all of the Johnny Cash hype. But that was very Tea Party- I really liked it. He is just so different and sings so well

Scott- he is talented. But he bores me to tears...next

Alexis- I know she went home because of this so I'm curious because I heart Dolly Parton. I don't like the last time she sings Jolene of the 4- she is not desperate enough. Well I don't think that was horrid- so far I liked her better than most of the others- of course Adam excluded

Danny Goki- Jesus take the wheel?! Seriously- are you kidding me with this shit?!?! I liked him and he has to start singing about Jesus?! He may go off my radar after this. Put your collar down!! I hate when people put their collars up! I still really like his voice but despise the song and everything it represents

Anoop- he is still on this show? I don't mind the song but I am still not a fan of his. When he emotes he reminds me of Jessica Simpson- and that is not a good thing

Megan- I don't understand why such a pretty girl has all of those tattoos- it just ruins the glamour to me. They look like a high school mistake to me. I do like her rendition of this horrid song- but I don't think that her vocals are very strong

Matt- good singer. Doesn't do much for me- next

Friday, March 20, 2009

Battlestar Galactica Series Finale

I cannot believe Battlestar Galactica is ending- it is such an amazing show. By far one of the best on tv. It shocks me that so few people watch it- people just don't know quality. I mean we all know my love of bad television but I can appreciate when something is good. This is a show for those who like to be challenged by thought provoking material....and that's all I am going to say about that. If you haven't seen it go rent the DVD- it is worth it. It is a show though that you should see from the beginning since there is a mythology to it

First- Colonol Tigh is from Kirkland Lake!! How cool is that!!

Next- I think that Starbuck will turn out to be the 13th cylon.

I am watching the retrospective right now. Lee Adama is already a sexy beast- when he speaks in a British accent it just puts the sexayness over the top!! I heart him

I had no idea that Tom Zerick was the original Apollo- that is extremely cool

I can't believe the Battlestar Galactica studies is right in Vancouver- I might have seen it when I flew over Vancouver and I had no idea!!! I would have loved to have seen it!!

I didn't know that Hot Dog was Adama's son in real life- interesting

Ok I just finished the preview show and I am so emotional- god I love this show! I can't believe it's ending!

I wonder why they keep showing all the characters before the blast...it's interesting that it's all now instead of throughout.

Oh the beginning of Starbuck and Lee- god I hope they end up together!! Their boxing episode is still in my opinion one of the sexiest shows ever on tv.

Wait a minute- one of the big things that they highlighted at the beginning was this has all happened before and will happen again. All the scenes we see- is that supposed to be the future? Is that showing that it will happen again? Are they all cylons?

I think that Laura will have to die in this episode- I mean the terminal cancer has to mean something

I loved that goodbye to Coddle- so nice

Interesting that he put Gaeta's boyfriend in charge...

A new president and admiral- so weird...

I love that they are going into a huge battle right now and am completely intrigued yet I don't really care that they are going after Hera- never really cared about her storyline.

Well the cylon shit definitely looks ominous! My god the battlestar is just getting it's ass whopped!!

That battle scene looks amazing- I can't believe that it is a tv show- it looks like a movie!

To see them fighting alongside centurions against the cylons

I wonder if Starbuck will have a Luke Skywalker in the cave moment and if she will fight herself

I wonder who Laura will have to write an X on- it will be a big person. I am guessing it will be Adama

I am not guessing the significance of the opera house yet- I guess it just predicted the future...but why? My god the final 5 are at the top- but I still don't get it! It was just showing that stuff happens again

Seriously? This is then- they give them resurrection and it's over? I feel like there should be more...like this isn't the end...it seems too good to be true. Baltar gives a speech about god and it ends?

So all that was just to show that it has all happened before. I feel I need more...I need to know what the hell Starbuck is- I still don't get that

Ok I'm glad that just happened with the Chief- that made it more exciting!

There must be some way out of here? Those are the coordinates out? Seriously? Ok that is a cool way to tie that in. But what about her being dead?

I just thought- they never went back for Helo- I guess we are to assume he died.

So is this the real earth? Were they at the wrong one before? Oh is this like scientologists?!!? These are the aliens that come to populate the earth!? And they should be safe from cylons since they no longer have resurrection. Well in they end they did find a home- very fitting

This is getting a bit too religious for my liking. The entire fleet is going into the sun?!? That is so forboding! I can't believe they are ending with zero technology- who's that for scifi?

So how does Starbuck end the human race? I still don't get it...I guess it was just that it had all happened before- and that explains how she found her body...

Adama as the last person on Galactica is very fitting.

Gaelan is going to populate Scotland- cool!

Why are the Adama's saying goodbye? I'm crying and I don't understand what is happening. Why isn't he coming back? Is he going to kill himself with the president?

What the hell- where is starbuck going now?!!?! Why isn't she living happily ever after with Lee? They hooked up while she was with his brother? They were always meant to be!! And now they won't be?! What the hell! If he turns around and she's not there- WHAT?!?!!? Really!? I can't believe they won't end up together! So was she an angel? Ok I'm crying again

How was Hera the key? Was it just that she was the reason for the last battle?

Ok so he drives her around- but why isn't he going back? And she died! Go back to Lee Adama! You don't need to be alone! And I'm crying again....

Ok they went back and got Helo. I know on the preshow they said that people's favorite storyline was theirs- yeah that's not me. I'm not terribly attached to them.

And Gaius goes back to becoming a farmer.

I don't like that they all ended up alone- I mean Adama should be with Lee and Tigh- I am sad they aren't together.

And now Hera is the original...Oh it's Ron Moore holding the Magazine. Oh and it is happening again...and it all comes back to today...with new robots.

I"m not sure how I feel about that- I guess since it is Battlestar Galactica there wouldn't be a happy ending. I'm just sad that my couples didn't end up happy- at least the ones I like

Seamus O'Regan is a battlestar fan?!?! My god I love him!?!? Is he single? Is he straight? If yes- give him my number!! Call me

They just said that this was named the best series on TV by Time, Newsweek and Rolling Stone. Again people- go rent the DVDs!!

Oh I can't wait to watch Caprica!! I'm so glad this world isn't leaving us!

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Jon Minus Kate?


Oh god I am so worried about my Jon and Kate. If you didn't know this I am slightly obsessed with that show...which is shocking as in general I don't enjoy children. But yet I am fascinated by this show!!

A few weeks ago I read that Jon was spotted around his hometown partying and macking with women and let me tell you- I was traumatized!! I emailed Chantale and Katrina immediately because I was so upset!!

Then I saw them on Oprah and it was definitely tense and awkward. Usually Jon looks like he doesn't give a crap- this time he just looked nervous and tense. He looked worried that he would be asked something private and Kate just seemed angry. And they never once looked at each other.

Now I just saw a commercial for next weeks show and it looks like they are talking about how they are in a bad place and Jon specifically said he was having problems. Are they divorcing?!!? After moving into the HUGE house?!? I mean their whole source of income comes from being a family- this could get ugly!!