New Celeb Baby Name

Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa.

What the hell kind of name is that?!!? That is what Lisa Bonet named her son. I mean she has always been a bit of a crackpot but her other two children are named Zoe and Lola- nice and normal. Now this poor kid gets that!!?!? Why are people so cruel!?

New Celeb Baby Name

Well two actually- Rebecca Romijn Stamos and Jerry O'Connell had twin girls last week. And boy they chose two really bad names for them! Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip- yuck!! First off, I know that she named Dolly after Dolly Parton- whom I love. I adore Dolly Parton. But come on- that's a horrible name. You could have just nicknamed the girl that!! And Charlie after his brother the bachelor...urg. Couldn't they have named her Charlotte and nicknamed her Charlie? I hate nicknames as first names! And don't even get me started with Tulip...Tulip!??! I despise flower names but that just takes the cake- it's the worst one I've heard in a while!

The Bachelor

Oh god can I emotionally handle this? This guy is a complete cheese ball. OH GOD- HE BROUGHT HIS CHILD!?!??! Oh I truly don't think I'll be able to handle this!!! This guy was already completely irritating to me with his whole crying over his sun crap- now this will be retarded....yet I keep watching...

Man they are really liking for him to be shirtless...he just does nothing for me...

Someone becomes his wife? Does that mean there will be a wedding at the end? Or is he just engaged?

Alright here come the girls- bring on the crazies!

Oh god I hope the Canadian is sane!! I hope that she is the good one!

The 24 year old single mom...well there will be lots of kid talk there. Why on earth do we see the pageant girl cleaning her table in her crown and sash? This is just odd...OH NO a vision board!!! I LOVE vision boards- they're awesome! They just make me laugh...crackpot!

Man this is a topnotch group of crazies that want to get married immediately. Wow this girl Stephanie looks to have had a ton of botox- her eyebrows frighten me. Oh god he reminds her of her deceased husband- again, creapy.

I'm enthusiastic and I love life and I'm attractive- hehe

Oh god more son talk....blah blah blah...

These are some interesting dresses- from leopard print to fuchsia...this should be interesting. Oh god why is this girl with the horrible posture dancing her way up to him? This is awkward.

I think that some spray tan company must be sponsoring this show- these girls are tangerine.

Oh god I love Stephanie my botox queen with her bigga bangs- if she's 34 i'm the queen of england.

Another Canadian?! God I hope she is sane!! Oh no- she wore a colour based on his son? Don't be a stalker!

Oh no- why does the other Canadian care about hot dog toppings?!?!

OH NO! Why is a girl wearing stupid teeth!? I hate dumbasses! And the fact that he is laughing...this is awkward...

I'm not a stalker but I know your birthday and I've looked at your my space and did my homework...scary...run away! I'm ready to have children...run!

I can't handle the girl from Pennsylvania- I hope she doesn't stick around

Oh no a poem!! Oh god make it stop! Oh god the Calgary girl is going to give her a gift later? Is she slutty?

Oh no here come the hot dog girl...why does she say Catshup?! We are Canadian- we say ketchup!!

Oh no here comes the secret..yuck...

Oh god this Lauren looks like she is going to freak out that she didn't get the first impression rose.

Haha I love that Megan called them all assholes- I don't blame her. If I was voted I would tell them all off too

Ok I will give it to people- this guy seems sincere. I don't get creepy Bob Guinea vibes from him and he is not arrogant. He's just too much of a cheeseball for me

Well one Canadian made it through- I doubt the other one will.

Ew Shannon- that is NOT a flattering dress on her....she looks way too saggy and floppy.

Oh my god her vision boards didn't work!? Shocking! You mean the crackpot secret theory doesn't work!? Get out!

And there goes the drunk wedding planner who had planned her wedding to him...crackpot

DEANNA COMES BACK!?!?!? She is wearing a lot of clothes in this- what the hell?! This seems so staged!

Well the one he proposes to appears to have dark hair. I'm guessing Melissa

SamRo and Lezlo Break Up

They have been spotted fighting all over the place over the past week and now Perez is reporting that they have broken up. He says that Lezlo moved out of their home and has gotten her own place. And reportedly Ali Lohan will be moving in with Lindsay to help her through the break up

Yet again Dina Lohan you are proving to be mother of the year. You are letting your young teenage daughter move in with a complete trainwreck off the wagon addict. Genius.

Sad News

John Travolta's son Jett was found dead in his bathroom on Friday in the Bahamas. He was only 16 years old. They say that he had a seizure and hit his head in the bathtub but they will be doing an autopsy tomorrow on him. The Travolta's say that he had Kawasaki disease that was exacerbated by household cleaners but it was well known that he suffered from autism- a condition not accepted by the Church of Scientology. Whatever he died from though it is just sad. I know I have posted quite a bit about this in the past and been quite critical of Travolta's parenting skills but no one deserves this in any way. It's all just so sad.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

I went to see this on Friday and I really enjoyed it. It did live up to the hype and I highly recommend it. Brad Pitt was great in it- he played the part super low key and subtle and it was really effective. I felt soooo bad for the character- it was heartbreaking. And Cate Blanchette as always was sublime- I love her! The supporting cast was also great- I really enjoyed it. The true stars of the movie though had to be the makeup artists- the way they aged the characters throughout the movie was just amazing. I mean Brad Pitt looked exactly like he did 20 years....good god he is a sexy beast. I mean in this movie he is SOOOO good looking- him on the motorcycle with the floppy hair was amazing!!

There were some flaws though in the movie. I don't understand why filmmakers insist on making such long movies. I blame Titanic for this- once everyone else saw that people would watch long ass movies they all decided to make the movies as long as possible. In this movie there was a lot of filler and too much contrived symbolism for my liking. The whole bit with the clock at the beginning was useless- they never really tied it into the body of the story and it was not necessary. And there were quite a few comparaisons that could be made between this movie and Forrest Gump- the only difference was Forrest worked on a Shrimp Boat whereas he was on a tugboat. But I always liked Forrest Gump so it didn't bother me too much

So in the end I really would recommend this movie- it had a really good premise and was quite moving

My Maxsim is Engaged

And I didn't even know they were dating!! My sexy beast Maxsim from Dancing with the Stars is engaged to Karina Smirnoff- I didn't even know they were dating! I thought she was still on and off with Mario Lopez. I don't think it can last- he is just too damn sexy for one person!