Lainey Blind Item

Leftover Blow
It’s either diva bitches or cokeheads these days, don’t ask me why…

Many assumed she’d chilled out on the hardcore life, taking a more low key approach, curbing several vices, focusing on career and love.

Apparently not so.

In fact, she raging even harder these days. Makes it more fun when there’s a partner. And while recreational use is generally accepted in Hollywood, powdering your nose on the job, all day long, day after day… suffice to say, when you can surprise the industry, you might be going overboard on the consumption.

Currently working on a new project, she often has to head for the ladies almost every 10 minutes. Glassy eyed and wired all day long, it’s now her only way to get through the long hours. Sniffling and bumbling at the start, bouncing off the walls in no time, so far it hasn’t been a problem because she’s stayed on top of her game.

But the other day, when rushed for a scene by the crew, she decided to hoover a thick line on a mirror on the table in the makeup trailer while the stylists had stepped out, laying out so much that what was left over on both sides could have been divided themselves to yield another two lines and so on and so on. Like the cocaine version of cellular division.

All hell then broke loose when the leftover blow was discovered as there are children who visit the set rather frequently and so the star was given a stern, uncomfortable talking to, after which she did sweetly apologise to everyone around and treat the crew to snacks and goodies on her but is now being watched closely in the hopes she can control herself enough to see the shoot through on time.

Not Uma Thurman.

MY GUESS: Sienna Miller. They say she used to be a hardcore partier but that she had settled down with Rhys Ifans- but recently Lainey has been hinting that Sienna is back to her old ways

The Bachelor

Oh we are catching up with bachelors- I'm dying to hear what happened with Byron and Mary after she beat him up!

Oh Brad refused to be a part of this show...interesting....I guess he doesn't want to have to answer why he didn't pick these girls!

Jenni is engaged?! Wasn't that season just a couple of months ago?! Man she moved fast!! 2 boys and then one girl...lovely...because it always happens that way..

I still can't believe that DeAnna is the next bachelorette- there is nothing appealing with this girl. She isn't charming or funny...I don't know why they are having her..

Dammit all my phone rang- I missed most of this!! I watched on mute though and saw that almost all of the psychos (aka Trish) are engaged or married- give me hope!

The worst bachelor was Lorenzo!? While he wasn't attractive at least he was funny. Andy was the best bachelor!? Am I the only one who could sense the maybe gaybe? I mean that's fine and all- but he definitely was not into the women..

A cocky british man as the bachelor- oh I'm intrigued!! I hope he's a funny sarcastic prick- that is what I like! I don't want to see some dumbass cry as a girl sings a tone deaf Star Spangled banner- I can't handle that again!!

Big Brother 9

I predict that Natalie is going to become a huge stalker- the poor girl cannot admit that Matt does not like her!

Joshuah is such such a catty bitch!! I love that he prays out loud for a better stomach- haha! And what the hell is he doing insulting Ryan- I actually like him

God Matt is such a perv- hitting on Ryan's sister through the tv screen...charming...

Good move Chelsia- separate yourself from James! I love that she is pushing him away.

Oh no a spelling challenge- these people are definitely in trouble!!

I'm loving Josh's little dance to the bathroom- someone want to go out clubbing

Oh Sharon and Chelsia are nominated...I would have nominated Sheila for sure

Project Runway

I haven't watched this show in ages- I've missed it!! It is just on at such random times I never seem to catch it.

I'm curious what they can do with denim...when I think high fashion I just don't think denim.

Ok Christian is a bitch- a catty catty bitch.

A denim wedding dress?! lovely...

I love Chris- he is so cute talking to his garment- I hope he does well. Everything else he designed in the back was a bit too pageanty. Chris no- don't disregard Tim Gunn! Always always listen to Tim Gunn!!

Oh god Sweet Pea's is hideous- hideous!! Victoria's jacket looks like a jean dress I had when I was a kid....

I do like Chris' dress- the side pockets aren't necessary like Tim said but it's nice.

I hate hate hate Ricky's- that skirt is Paris Hilton 3 years ago

Sweet Peas actually looks a bit better than I thought- but I hate light denim

Victorya's again looks like a dress that I wore when I was ...and it should have been dark denim.

Rami's was nice- I like the collar- and the skirt isn't as bad as Ricky's.

Christian's is nice- the jacket is very different- but I don't know if it's as great as Christian thinks it is.

Julie's is boring and plain- and looks too much like Victorya's- but not as finished.

I'm surprised that Sweet Pea's came out so well and they love it so much.

Victoria's is too simple if she took a jacket. Yup she's out- not surprising

Bitch is the New Black II

I am watching Saturday Night Live and it is rocking my world! The first skit where Obama has to call Hillary all the time because he doesn't know what the hell he's doing- genius!! Because Americans...it will happen....It is all well and good for someone to have new ideas- but they should have the experience to actually implement them. American's- you will regret this decision unfortunately if Obama wins. I have to say- if Obama gets the nomination for the first time in history I will support a Republican candidate- McCain would make a much better president.

Anyways, I'm off to watch Amy Adams now- yay she's singing!! God I hope they do some Enchanted skits!!

Blatant Self Promotion

I am now an official Stampin' Up! demonstrator- yay!! I just love stamping and am really excited about this new position! I will be hosting parties in the GTA and surrounding area and can sell Stampin' Up! products. You only need 6 people to host a party- just let me know what type of cards you would like to make and I will get everything ready. For more information please see the links on the side of the page.

Pic of the Day

I can't believe this is a real person!! Right Jermaine might be scarier looking than Michael..and that says a lot...