Posh is in talks to host her own reality show on Fox called Fashion Nightmares where she will travel around America and help out fashion victims.
For the love of god someone send her a bad picture of me stat!!
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Thursday, March 6, 2008
My Future Favourite Show
Posh is in talks to host her own reality show on Fox called Fashion Nightmares where she will travel around America and help out fashion victims.
For the love of god someone send her a bad picture of me stat!!
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America's Next Top Model
Well Tyra must be friends with Nelly and got a deal on his apple bottom jeans.
What the hell is wrong with fatima?!? Seriously the girl has no social skills- who the hell tells someone else they are big?!!? Although I am not a fan of Allison- I don't think she has a great look- she has dead eyes. There is nothing there.
I don't feel bad for Fatima...at all...all she does is insult others.
MAKEOVERS!!! MY FAVOURITE!! Oh god she now has a Tyra vision thing!?!? Oh god- not another medium that allows her to act!!
I hate Anya's- it drowns her out. And I hate Whitney's too- she looks REALLY tough!! And I don't enjoy the bangs. Oh god what is with the bangs- I also hate Aimee's- although I love her hair. A horse mane?!!? Oh no- who is allowing Tyra to invent hair styles?! This does not Marvita look more feminine- she looks like a man. Ok I like Lauren's hair and the colour- much much better. First one I like. Miss J- hehe- you kill me!!
I also like Katarzyna's dark hair- looks nice. Oh god they are shaving Claire's head more?!!? EW!! I mean the hair was horrible before and I didn't think that it could be worse..but it turns out it could be...
Oh I hate Llison with the red hair- I like the colour but I think with her dead eyes it doesn't look great. Let's see if they can make Dominique look like a woman? Oh god cutting it off just made her MORE manly- what the hell were they thinking?!
Stacey-Ann- her face looks too round to be short...and i'm right...it's HORRIBLE!!! Horrible!! Again- what the hell?!
Amis' hair just looks like a wig- and they've made her look tranny!!
As much as I hate Fatima I have to admit she looks fantastic with the new hair.
Oh they are going to work with Elle Macpherson- that has to be the body- that is her nickname. God I'm good!! I can't believe none of them clued into that- don't they know anything about fashion!? God she looks fantastic- she is 45!! 45!!
Claire now looks scary...so scary..Lauren looks good with the hair but she just doesn't know what to do- why on earth doesn't she look at a magazine?! Allison has been practising...well it won't help because she has dead eyes- no expression!! She is TOTALLY going home
Dominique's neck veins are going to give me nightmares tonight!! Although I do have to prase her for being able to hide the penis in those underwear. The girl is HIDEOUS!!
I think that Dominique and Allison will be in the bottom 2. I love that the photographer said that he thought Dominique was a mom- haha!!
Oh it was Allison- that's ok with me- she isn't great!
What the hell is wrong with fatima?!? Seriously the girl has no social skills- who the hell tells someone else they are big?!!? Although I am not a fan of Allison- I don't think she has a great look- she has dead eyes. There is nothing there.
I don't feel bad for Fatima...at all...all she does is insult others.
MAKEOVERS!!! MY FAVOURITE!! Oh god she now has a Tyra vision thing!?!? Oh god- not another medium that allows her to act!!
I hate Anya's- it drowns her out. And I hate Whitney's too- she looks REALLY tough!! And I don't enjoy the bangs. Oh god what is with the bangs- I also hate Aimee's- although I love her hair. A horse mane?!!? Oh no- who is allowing Tyra to invent hair styles?! This does not Marvita look more feminine- she looks like a man. Ok I like Lauren's hair and the colour- much much better. First one I like. Miss J- hehe- you kill me!!
I also like Katarzyna's dark hair- looks nice. Oh god they are shaving Claire's head more?!!? EW!! I mean the hair was horrible before and I didn't think that it could be worse..but it turns out it could be...
Oh I hate Llison with the red hair- I like the colour but I think with her dead eyes it doesn't look great. Let's see if they can make Dominique look like a woman? Oh god cutting it off just made her MORE manly- what the hell were they thinking?!
Stacey-Ann- her face looks too round to be short...and i'm right...it's HORRIBLE!!! Horrible!! Again- what the hell?!
Amis' hair just looks like a wig- and they've made her look tranny!!
As much as I hate Fatima I have to admit she looks fantastic with the new hair.
Oh they are going to work with Elle Macpherson- that has to be the body- that is her nickname. God I'm good!! I can't believe none of them clued into that- don't they know anything about fashion!? God she looks fantastic- she is 45!! 45!!
Claire now looks scary...so scary..Lauren looks good with the hair but she just doesn't know what to do- why on earth doesn't she look at a magazine?! Allison has been practising...well it won't help because she has dead eyes- no expression!! She is TOTALLY going home
Dominique's neck veins are going to give me nightmares tonight!! Although I do have to prase her for being able to hide the penis in those underwear. The girl is HIDEOUS!!
I think that Dominique and Allison will be in the bottom 2. I love that the photographer said that he thought Dominique was a mom- haha!!
Oh it was Allison- that's ok with me- she isn't great!
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Team Hillary
Even though I am obviously Canadian I am 100% on Team Hillary. Go Hillary!! She won 3 of the 4 primaries and is STILL IN IT!! GO HILLARY!! Come on Americans- vote for experience and knowledge and ability- not trendiness!! You do NOT have to do what Oprah tells you to do!! Bitch is the new black as Tina Fey says- embrace the bitch!
GO HILLARY!!
Good Luck Patrick!!
Patrick Swayze has been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer and has been receiving treatment for one month. He is only 55 years old...that's just awful- I hate hearing about things like this...especially when the men are close in age to my father...
His rep released the following statement:
Patrick Swayze has been diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer and is currently undergoing treatment. Patrick's physician Dr. George Fisher states, 'Patrick has a very limited amount of disease and he appears to be responding well to treatment thus far. All of the reports stating the timeframe of his prognosis and his physical side effects are absolutely untrue. We are considerably more optimistic.' Patrick is continuing his normal schedule during this time, which includes working on upcoming projects. The outpouring of support and concern he has already received from the public is deeply appreciated by Patrick and his family."
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Lainey's Other Blind Item
She posted two yesterday- here is the second one:
Boys Are Bitches too!
And not just the gay ones.
He is happily attached but his entire persona pre-commitment was based on the fact that he was just a dude. An immature funloving dude. An un-Hollywood dude who routinely pointed out the Hollywood hypocrisy of many other Hollywood dudes and douchebags.
Now he’s a big star in an A List relationship. Which of course gives him the right to act like a self important little big twat. But how f&cking spiritual is this?
Photo shoot this weekend for a gadget company he endorses. He too pulls out the primadonna moves:
Shows up 3 hours late. And again – don’t look at me, don’t talk to me, don’t even sneeze in my direction, and yes… it was made clear that he preferred to be alone with the photographer between frames, necessitating a run and gun scramble from the crew, meaning the photographer would have to holler for help in a different room every time an adjustment needed to be made.
Can you imagine? Can you imagine verbalising that order? Don’t look at me and don’t talk to me? When did that become ok?
Word is this is not unusual. It’s actually standard procedure where he’s concerned. On another occasion, he was particularly demanding when it came to his favourite tea, steeped for exactly 6 minutes, always needs to be piping hot even if he doesn’t touch it, can’t be microwaved, and he doesn’t like boiled tap water either. He wanted boiled bottled water. A special brand.
It never, ever stops. And it’s even worse when he’s with her. Apparently her makeup brushes have to be cleaned in special water too.
My Guess: Again, hard. I can't really think of anyone who was against the hypocrisy and is in an A list relationship...thoughts?
UPDATE- Ashton Kutcher- Lainey has practically confirmed it's him. And the special water is a hint- Kabballah water
Boys Are Bitches too!
And not just the gay ones.
He is happily attached but his entire persona pre-commitment was based on the fact that he was just a dude. An immature funloving dude. An un-Hollywood dude who routinely pointed out the Hollywood hypocrisy of many other Hollywood dudes and douchebags.
Now he’s a big star in an A List relationship. Which of course gives him the right to act like a self important little big twat. But how f&cking spiritual is this?
Photo shoot this weekend for a gadget company he endorses. He too pulls out the primadonna moves:
Shows up 3 hours late. And again – don’t look at me, don’t talk to me, don’t even sneeze in my direction, and yes… it was made clear that he preferred to be alone with the photographer between frames, necessitating a run and gun scramble from the crew, meaning the photographer would have to holler for help in a different room every time an adjustment needed to be made.
Can you imagine? Can you imagine verbalising that order? Don’t look at me and don’t talk to me? When did that become ok?
Word is this is not unusual. It’s actually standard procedure where he’s concerned. On another occasion, he was particularly demanding when it came to his favourite tea, steeped for exactly 6 minutes, always needs to be piping hot even if he doesn’t touch it, can’t be microwaved, and he doesn’t like boiled tap water either. He wanted boiled bottled water. A special brand.
It never, ever stops. And it’s even worse when he’s with her. Apparently her makeup brushes have to be cleaned in special water too.
My Guess: Again, hard. I can't really think of anyone who was against the hypocrisy and is in an A list relationship...thoughts?
UPDATE- Ashton Kutcher- Lainey has practically confirmed it's him. And the special water is a hint- Kabballah water
Lainey Blind Item
The Wrong Colour, the Wrong Number
It’s officially an epidemic – celebrities walking around intoxicated by their own ridiculous sense of entitlement, unleashing a steady stream of bad behaviour for which my Chinese squawking chicken mother would have me flogged if I ever dared to emulate.
For some people however fame excuses the need for good manners. For this girl who is NOT the “no looking” http://www.laineygossip.com/No_Looking_No_Talking_No_Breathing.aspx one from last week, fame excuses the need to be appreciative and grateful and shameful.
So she’s promoting a new project, is making the rounds. Gets picked up in a very very high end luxury car. Like super luxury. It pulls up to pick her up and she refuses to get in because “she doesn’t like the colour”. It’s too bright. She doesn’t “do that colour”.
After half an hour she’s finally coaxed inside. Then she throws another fit because there are 5 water bottles inside the car. Odd numbers. She doesn’t like odd numbers. She specifically requested even numbers. Near meltdown ensues.
Next stop – her dressing room on a show where she’s scheduled to perform. Her people apparently requested “skinny mirrors’. Skinny mirrors were not ordered. Regular mirrors were ordered. She takes one look at herself and threatens to walk. She is placated by the promise of a one week resort stay in the Caribbean. And I haven’t even bothered to share the details of her catering complaints: not enough sashimi, not enough champagne, sandwiches were too soggy, and on and on and on.
Someone needs to invent The Slapper. The Slapper needs to slap this bitch hard.
MY GUESS: This one is really hard because Lainey already said it's not a lot of the big guns: Mimi, Whitney, Janet, Madonna, or Lopez. So I have to go younger- and I'm trying to figure out who is out promoting...My guess is Christina Aguilera- mainly because I can't think of anyone else out promoting! I need more clues!
It’s officially an epidemic – celebrities walking around intoxicated by their own ridiculous sense of entitlement, unleashing a steady stream of bad behaviour for which my Chinese squawking chicken mother would have me flogged if I ever dared to emulate.
For some people however fame excuses the need for good manners. For this girl who is NOT the “no looking” http://www.laineygossip.com/No_Looking_No_Talking_No_Breathing.aspx one from last week, fame excuses the need to be appreciative and grateful and shameful.
So she’s promoting a new project, is making the rounds. Gets picked up in a very very high end luxury car. Like super luxury. It pulls up to pick her up and she refuses to get in because “she doesn’t like the colour”. It’s too bright. She doesn’t “do that colour”.
After half an hour she’s finally coaxed inside. Then she throws another fit because there are 5 water bottles inside the car. Odd numbers. She doesn’t like odd numbers. She specifically requested even numbers. Near meltdown ensues.
Next stop – her dressing room on a show where she’s scheduled to perform. Her people apparently requested “skinny mirrors’. Skinny mirrors were not ordered. Regular mirrors were ordered. She takes one look at herself and threatens to walk. She is placated by the promise of a one week resort stay in the Caribbean. And I haven’t even bothered to share the details of her catering complaints: not enough sashimi, not enough champagne, sandwiches were too soggy, and on and on and on.
Someone needs to invent The Slapper. The Slapper needs to slap this bitch hard.
MY GUESS: This one is really hard because Lainey already said it's not a lot of the big guns: Mimi, Whitney, Janet, Madonna, or Lopez. So I have to go younger- and I'm trying to figure out who is out promoting...My guess is Christina Aguilera- mainly because I can't think of anyone else out promoting! I need more clues!
Sunday, March 2, 2008
Big Brother 9
I hope that I never have to hear the term operation condor ever again.
I am pretty sure that Joshuah and Sharon will nominate Allison and Ryan and Matt and Natalie- I think it's obvious. God Josh is a catty bitch- he just goes after people.
What exactly has Allison had to put up with?!? She was handed a 4 person alliance that could have carried her and the retard made a stupid big deal about it and ruined it. Allison has been a raging idiot- and she shouldn't have lied about being gay. Allison- why on earth would they be intimidated by you!?
Now Allison is pissed at people who weren't even there?!?! The girl is completely psychotic!!
Poor Natalie- the girl is such a doormat to Matt- poor thing!
The girls have to dress like asparagus and the guys just have overalls?!?! Mmmm asparagus!! I hope all that doesn't go to waste. I would definitely rather eat asparagus then slop!!
Sheila weighs in at a whooping 131??!?!? A whooping 131- Joshuah fuck off!!! He is going to get a smack down Shauna style!!
STOP WASTING THE ASPARAGUS!!! Send it my way!!
Natalie is painting with nail polish- the girl is such a crackpot!! But she is actually not bad!
And there goes Allison being completely insane- why would she just start yelling out of the blue. Then she wants him to talk to her after she attacks him!? I feel really bad for Ryan- he is in such a bad place because she is psychotic. I have started liking him- he seems like a decent nice guy. At first I thought he was an ogre but now he just seems like a nice guy who is a bit quiet. But there is nothing wrong with him
It's funny that Adam and Sheila are now flying under the radar- they are just coasting to the end!
When it comes to mentally wise...haha Matt- yes you obviously have the superior mind...
Josh should have nominated Sheila and Adam- especially since Sheila was the other member of the lie.
I am pretty sure that Joshuah and Sharon will nominate Allison and Ryan and Matt and Natalie- I think it's obvious. God Josh is a catty bitch- he just goes after people.
What exactly has Allison had to put up with?!? She was handed a 4 person alliance that could have carried her and the retard made a stupid big deal about it and ruined it. Allison has been a raging idiot- and she shouldn't have lied about being gay. Allison- why on earth would they be intimidated by you!?
Now Allison is pissed at people who weren't even there?!?! The girl is completely psychotic!!
Poor Natalie- the girl is such a doormat to Matt- poor thing!
The girls have to dress like asparagus and the guys just have overalls?!?! Mmmm asparagus!! I hope all that doesn't go to waste. I would definitely rather eat asparagus then slop!!
Sheila weighs in at a whooping 131??!?!? A whooping 131- Joshuah fuck off!!! He is going to get a smack down Shauna style!!
STOP WASTING THE ASPARAGUS!!! Send it my way!!
Natalie is painting with nail polish- the girl is such a crackpot!! But she is actually not bad!
And there goes Allison being completely insane- why would she just start yelling out of the blue. Then she wants him to talk to her after she attacks him!? I feel really bad for Ryan- he is in such a bad place because she is psychotic. I have started liking him- he seems like a decent nice guy. At first I thought he was an ogre but now he just seems like a nice guy who is a bit quiet. But there is nothing wrong with him
It's funny that Adam and Sheila are now flying under the radar- they are just coasting to the end!
When it comes to mentally wise...haha Matt- yes you obviously have the superior mind...
Josh should have nominated Sheila and Adam- especially since Sheila was the other member of the lie.
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