Lainey Blind Item

Casting Couch
It was mystifying several years ago why she was hyped the way she was hyped. Just another starlet with no real significant starring vehicles somehow ending up with a prestigious magazine cover proclaiming her as the next It. Well It never happened. And after all this time and a string of failures, she’s been trying to change the course. So she’s gone back to the major player who tried to make it happen for her the first time. There was an arrangement back then – her sexual services for his professional services – and apparently the same arrangement was resurrected recently in the hopes that she’ll finally confirm a juicy role to kickstart a stagnant career.

Never mind that he’s married. His wife benefits handsomely from his generosity and while he may not fulfill her with fidelity, he certainly makes up for it through client exchange. Probably better that way. And given what he looks like, it totally makes sense. But he is a legend in the business both for his accomplishments and for the way he leads these ladies to their accomplishments, counting a couple of award winners and a few box office heavyweights on his resumé…which is why he quickly tired of our poor girl and discarded her.

But not before drying her out. One day late summer, they were joined in a hotel suite by a third gentleman (identity insignificant), both of them enjoying her as she allowed herself to be taken, and, um, decorated appropriately, all for a reward at the end of the session – the privilege of simply looking at a script, no promise, no confirmation…just an advance read. And a suggestion to show up at a premiere for a few introductions. She is so desperate, it’s been so meagre, she submitted to the humiliation although gamely seems to have enjoyed it. An actor after all, obviously able to shut out her husband and child waiting for her back at home.

And then he just cut it off. Told her he could no longer help her. That her body in his bed was no longer required. Which of course only added to her degradation. She tried and tried to offer up more, willing to engage in further depravity, but was only met with rejection. Because he’s moved on. He’s hunting his next target. A young, nubile, blonde babe with a large profile and a perky rack who so far has been able to resist his advances but is trying to graduate from supporting roles in film, as the fact that she’s a headliner on the small screen has not helped with the quality of scripts she’s being offered, or with many of her auditions so far. She’s currently waiting on a big break and he’s trying to make sure it doesn’t happen, so that in her disappointment, she’ll come running to him, ready to wheel and deal.

Note: there are 4 famous names at play – the reject, the replacement, the power player, and his wife.

ANSWERS: Definitely Harvey Weinstein and his wife- the Marchesa women. Lainey definitely talks about him passing off his clients on her. The reject has to be Jessica Alba- I'm pretty certain of that. The only one I'm confused about is the replacement- I'm thinking Evangeline Lilly

Video of the Day

Here is my imaginary boyfriend singing about how much he loves Glee...and in the process is making me love him even more!

Video of the Day

This video is amazing. Absolutely amazing! I heart the Muppets- anytime, anyplace.

Glee

Screw him if he thinks he's taking the Diana Ross part from me!! I heart Kurt. Always.

EVE DONOVAN!!! EVE DONOVAN!!! Eve is Quinn's mother- this is AMAZING!!! Again- EVE DONOVAN!! Remember when her face was sliced by the rapist- totally inspired Kelly Taylor being burned.

JESUS CHRIST!!! Now Finn is singing I'll stand by you- is this episode written specifically for me?!!? Thank you Glee writers!

Hopefully Finn's mother teaches him what sex is and how you get a girl pregnant.

He's cheating off a girl who thinks the square root of 4 is rainbows- Again Kurt I love you. You are replacing Ricky as the gay best friend of my dreams

I think I'd fall off my chair if a man sang to me the way Mr. Shue is to Rachel- even if he is telling me I'm a psycho. I'll live with it...it's been too long! Why is it so hard to find a man who sings like this and is straight?!?!?

I would definitely rather have Puck as my baby daddy- that boy is getting sexier by the episode. I am able to look past the hair to the sexy beast beneath it

Yeah I'd definitely pick Puck. I mean to tell my parents I'm pregnant through a lame ass Paul Anka song- lame. I can't believe my parents danced to his lame music at their wedding

Timer on the microwave- that is what my parents always did!

Loving how much Artie is singing lately! Kurt doing his little shake in the background- amazing!! And puck you sexy beast. Love Kurt's little call me

America's Next Top Model

Of course it was Nicole- that was a no brainer. She was the clear winner the whole season. THe bigger question though is- Is the Show Bankrupt?

Think about it- first they dumped Paulina because they couldn't afford her. Then they had Nigel and Tyra as the photographers for most of the season. Then they couldn't afford real models for their "fashion" show so they brought back the girls who had already been eliminated....who were already in Hawaii so they didn't have to pay to fly anyone else in! Oh- and I"m sure Eddie Murphy did some bargaining to get his daughter the gig- like agree to be in the audience

I hope the show isn't cancelled. As hideously annoying and narcissistic as Tyra is with her goddamn smizing I still love this show!

Dancing with the Stars

Chuck Liddell- I actually really like him. He is obviously not the best dancer and can look awkward but I enjoy him. He is genuinely trying and not embarrassed to be out of his comfort zone. He is also neither arrogant nor annoying which makes me like him a lot more than most of these men.

Melissa Joan Hart- I find her annoying....it could be her partner though because he has a tendency to make everything really cheesy. I strongly dislike him and his cutesy partners. Ok the whimsical dance- not doing it for me. She needed a partner like Max to bring out the sexy. She seems very flustered with this cance- I think it is too much for her- she keeps messing up and it is showing on her face. Well I definitely didn't see what the judges saw

Natalie Coughlan- Well they decided to dress her like Edyta and gie her no clothes. She is still quite stiff- she needs to let go a bit and she would be really good since she has the flexibility

Aaron Carter- Oh god the blonde hair looks awful on Karina- especially with the black eyebrows. Ew Aaron Carter as sexy...yuck! Methface is not attractive. For the love of god please do up your shirt!! And is pretty much tomato coloured- she is even darker than a tangerine.

Mark- He's good but he doesn't thrill me. Next

Kelly Osbourne- I hae always loved the Osbournes. I wish she would have a bit more confidence- it would make her steps much more precise. And when she messes up she shows it on her face. Oh I definitely think that was better than Melissa Joan Hart

Joanna Krupa- I seriously dislike this girl. Ok I know I sy they should all wear a shirt but my.god. Derek hs a beautiful body. What a pretty little Mormon! She looks lost when she is waiting for the next move- there is no flow. Ew I think this girl is trying to get Lisa Rinna lips- they are much bigger now than they have ever been

Donnie- why oh why do these Osmonds have to be around?!!? They are so freakin annoying. God this boy just loves to dance and flail around- too bad Mormons can't be gay. He would probably be much happier if he could be free...then maybe he wouldn't be so insufferable on my tv

Michael- I don't like this guy at all. He is annoying and doesn't stop talking- not my type of dancer. He is the one that I think should go home.

Louie ito- Again with the does nothing for me. This guy is just a stoner with bad hair to me. I can't handle people who are good times. He is literally just walking around the dance floor- boring. I used to work with a guy who would always have me up Two Stepping and let me tell you it was a workout- he was just a moving. This guy looks like he could fall asleep. She is doing absolutely everything. He should go home too

Mya- still don't like her. She is in a category of her own though- you can tell she has had a lot of dance training. It is actually unfair- no one else compares.

What the Hell...

Did Courtney Cox do to her face?!?!!? Seriously- WHAT THE HELL!!?!? I am watching the Dancing with the Stars results show and my god she looks AWFUL!! She is so full of botox nothing is moving. But the worst part is the lips- the lips! This woman never had full lips- now she has horrible plumped up ones. She looks nasty!