American Idol

I am starting blog after the first 4 singers so I may not remember all of their names but here is what I thought

Jackie- This first girl is awful- what a horrible song! Why do people pick such awful songs that no one knows!!? I agree Simon- she won't get through

Ricky- This second guy may have a good voice but I HATE all the falsetto stuff. I've said it once and I'll say it again- unless your name is Jordan and you rocked a rat tail in my dreams then you shouldn't even try. It won't work

Alexis- This girl does nothing for me- I am not a fan of the song. They seem to love her and I agree she has a good voice but I don't like the genre

Brent- The country guy. I agree with Simon that the song is forgettable- it is generic. I mean his story is touching but not a great song

DOOGIE!! DOOGIE I LOVE YOU!

Stevie: oh god she can't sing this song at all!! She is really nervous and this is really awkward. It is like bad karaoke- she can't hit any of the notes. Oh god this is just awful- someone make it stop. I agree Simon- it was terrible

Side note- Paula's eyes are getting slittier and slittier....I think the vicodin is hitting her and she's getting sleepy

Haha Simon is right- America does listen to him. The other judges have to know it is all about him.

Anoop: what a god awful song!!! I HATE THIS SONG! And he's a boy- this is awful! He should have done my prerogative again- that was MUCH better! He can't sing this- it is too big for him- and it's not even that big. I hate this shit. I liked him but he won't go through with this. Oh god Paula sit down- I hate when she stands up

Casey Carlson- Oh god speaking of sharp- this is painful!!! What a weird song choice..and odd mini Wino beehive. This song doesn't suit her at all- she can't hit any of the notes- this is awful!! I agree Simon- she should have not been allowed to sing the song.

I do NOT like this whole time with the parents thing- waste of my time.

Michael- Oh I REALLY want him to do well!! I really like him- I love the blue collar workers! Please do well! Oh I love this song. A bit too much shaking and the song might be a bit too big for him- but I still really like him. I hope he goes through- yes Simon tell America to vote for him!

Ann Marie- yuck!! I hate this song and they do it every year. This is doing nothing for me- she is forgettable to me. Next.

Stephen- this just isn't my type of music. When he sings the word "rock" in "I'm going to rock with you" I am just cringing. This is doing nothing with you- holy sharp- these people really aren't that great.

Tatiana- I can't emotionally handle her. God I hope she goes- I don't want to see her anymore!! Oh no- she actually sounds good!! She picked a good song- dammit! I don't want her to go through!

Danny- I do usually like this guy until he starts throwing in all the retard runs. If he just sings he has a good voice- I'd like to see him move on. I have to admit- I've always liked this song. And he is doing a good job with it. Ok he's doing a really great job- I want him to move through!!

So my top three are Danny, and...well I guess blond/pink haired girl if I need a third. I wasn't that impressed with many others. Oh maybe the country guy.

I Heart Phil Keoghan

I unfortunately didn't have time tonight to live blog to the Amazing Race but I just have to say Phil I love you. When he signed at the end my heart just melted- love him!!

The Grammy's- Thoughts

I didn't have time tonight to live blog tonight to this but I thought I'd put down some thoughts from tonight.

First off- Jennifer Hudson is marrying Punk from I love New York 2?!?!? Seriously?! Jennifer- he used to "date" New York- you can do better

I liked Carrie Underwood's dress- it was bedazzled to within an inch of it's life but I still liked it

OMG what the hell is going on with Chris Brown?!!? He is under investigation for beating down a girl who called the police and had visible markings on her. Then Rihanna doesn't show up to the awards tonight- did he beat down Riri!?!?! What the hell!??! I thought he was some cute young guy- what the hell!?

Love me some Coldplay- I can't believe I didn't see them in concert this tour!!

Thom Yorke I heart you. I love you. You rock my world. I have got to see Radiohead in concert again- they are spectacular

Paul McCsrtney you just make me happy!!

What the hell is Katy Perry doing with all these fruit?!? I am not a big fan of this rendition

Ok MIA that outfit is just wrong- but I mean I wouldn't be able to do what you are doing on my due date so I can't really talk

Miley Cyrus I hate you. That's all.

The Radiohead guitarist is a sexy beast- I really should learn his name. Or not- all I need to know is he's a sexy beast.

Slumdog Millionaire

I went to see this yesterday with Chantale and let me tell you- it was amazing. I've been thinking about if for the last day and just think it was fantastic. I think that everyone should see this movie- especially teenagers. Teenagers from Kirkland. It may put their lives in perspective- there are people out there who have it MUCH worse than we do. There are some incredibly graphic scenes that were disturbing to me- I'm not going to lie, I had to close my eyes at parts. But what was most disturbing is that these things do happen. Chantale just went to India in October and I had a roommate in University that spent months there in undergrad- this is what they saw and described to me.

I have heard about the controversy that is starting to surround this movie. That various groups are offended by the portrayal of the slums and of India. That it perpetuates stereotypes. That this was too unrealistic. And to that I say- it's a movie. Of course it's unrealistic. They ALL are!! As for the rest- the truth hurts. If you don't want people to see this- fix it. Put money into your citizens and not just into the country's infrastructure. Deal with the insane poverty- do not ignore it.

In the end- go see it. It is eye opening. And deserving of Best Picture

The Bachelor

Ok Jason is totally turning into the next Bob Guinea- he is totally macking it on all the girls- too funny!

First Molly spends an entire date then he goes with them to play "doctor"! HAHA!!

Shannon- you are psycho! You fan your face after a kiss right in front of him- so awkward!

Oh and now he gets to kiss all of them under the pretence of "acting"- amazing! This is the smutty goodness that I was waiting for!

OMG Nikki has got to go home- she may even be more neurotic than the stalker! She can't stop crying about everything!

OMG I think that Megan might be trying to eat him- she was like a preying mantis!!

I love how Jason is shocked right now that the girls are upset- they all had to watch him make out with every single person...it is weird!

Ok Lauren is very odd- I think she is going to go home right now after this awkward demanding scene

SPOILER ALERT- I think it will be Melissa- she's the winner. I mean they are now lying down and macking...except the moment is interrupted by psycho Shannon.

Wait- Shannon thinks that her wall has been up!?!? And he can't let her go?! They have a connection!?!? Well if he doesn't sense it then it probably isn't there...

Ok these girls are psychotic- awesome

And that was a horribly awkward kiss with Shannon- she is so going home

I don't see the connection with Stephany- she is stiff and awkward and just staring intensely...kind of creepily...in her

Nikki is so trying to drill into his head that she is free so she is better

I think he will send them both home- I don't think either will get the rose- I mean Nikki is psycho and he has no connection with Stephany

Oh it is for Stephany- at the ceremony he must not want to give them all out.

Yay the Canadian is still there! I don't think she'll win but she is going far

Wow good for him- he's getting rid of all the crazies with one foul swoop! Awesome!!! That rocked!

BTW- where the hell is DeAnna!?!? When does she come back?!

I actually like Stephany there- she didn't rub it into Nikki and she felt bad for her

Screen Actors Guild Awards

God I hate Eva Longoria- put on some better makeup!! I hate when lips match the skin!

I love Will Arnett!! I want him to be my friend!

I love Rosario Dawson's look right now- and usually I don't like her.

Tracey Ullman is nominated?!!? She still does tv!? Of course Tina Fey won! It is all about her this year!

And of course it was Alec Baldwin- 30 rock will also get best comedy- it is pretty much unstoppable right now. And deservedly so- it is a great show

OMG it would be incredibly awkward if Claire Danes gave an award to Weeds- that could be awkward since she stole Mary Louise Parkers baby daddy away while she was pregnant!

And Kate Winslet just won again- she rocks!! Haha they just showed Angelina not clapping for her- she's still bitter that she forgot her name at the Globes!

John Krasinski and Amy Poehler are so cute!

OMG Shirley Maclean and Sally Field are sitting beside each other!! It's a Steel Magnolias reunion!! I LOVE THAT MOVIE!! M'Lynn and Ouiser back together!! So exciting!!

Why is Eric McCormack here? How is he relevant!?

I really have to go to Rogers on demand and watch Mad Men

Wow Alan Rosenberg is looking super old, thin and haggard. And he is growing his hair long- he is screaming midlife crisis. I wonder why he is getting a divorce?

Wow look at Meryl Streep's daughter- she looks just like her

Oh I like James Earl Jones- he is really cute

I love Laura Linney- she is so well spoken

What is up with Anthony Hopkins- he looks super skinny!

Marissa Tomei got all dressed up in a dress but forgot to put eye makeup on- she looks like she just woke up!

And they gave it to Heath Ledger....he'll totally get the oscar.

Brad is looking like a sexy beast even with the nasty moustache- I love the swagger

Ralph Fiennes is a sexy beast- his eyes are so piercing. He's also a badass which I enjoy

Yay Meryl Streep!! I LOVE HER!!! She rocks my world!! Let me be your minion Meryl!! Look at her running- she rocks!I'd kiss him too! This is only her second time winning?!!? Seriously!?!?

Katie Holmes!?!? What the hell is she doing there!?!?!? She is not a talented actor and doesn't deserve to announce this award! She can't even say magnificent!!! She is just under contract by Tommy Girl- that's it.

And Sean Penn won it- I think he'll get the oscar. Him or Frank Langella. He called tv people idiots- HAHA

Screen Actors Guild Red Carpet

God I hope there are more standout dresses this time as compared to the Globes- I can't remember many of those ones. I want a stand out outfit

Viola Davis- I don't know you but I like the colour of your dress. That yellow looks fantastic on her.

I really like Cameron from House's dress- very boho. I still don't like her new hair colour but I like the dress

I love BJ Novak's hair right now- he looks much better looking then normal!

I don't really like Emily Blunt's dress- it is a bit too tight- she looks a bit lumpy. And her hair is a bit too tight....and I hate bashing her becaue I really like her

I don't know why America Ferrara insists on wearing such bland colours- I hate beige! I can't believe that it is Vera Wang. I like her hair and the cut of the dress- I just hate the colour. She is a vibrant girl who should do colour!

Urg why are all the Desperate Housewives people here?! Are they even still relevant?

There is my sexy beast Dexter- get his sister out of the shot! I just want to see him!

Again Jenna Fischer- why oh why is it so hard for you to find a good dress!??! Grey?!?! With an ugly yellow accent- then silver jewelry?!?! She just can't put it together!

Teri Hatcher officially found a time machine- she has the same haircut that she did on Lois and Clark. I mean I get it- I have the same hair I had 10 years ago- god I hate my hair cut. She does look better

I love Christina Applegate's hair- very nice. I don't love the dress- it is not fitted very well and the fabric is pulling along the seams. It looks like they had to take it in at the last minute and wasn't done properly.

OMG What the hell is going on with Eva Longoria?!?! She looks like a 50s prom queen- and not in a good way. Who the hell wears peach!?!? And the tight Lucille Ball hair is sooo atrocious.

I love the colour of Holly Hunters gown but she is so hard looking she needed a softer dress- because it is so stif it just looks harsh on her.

I don't love Laura Linney's outfit- it does nothing for me

What is with all of the grey on the carpet!? I hate grey! Blah!

Amy Poehler and Will Arnett! I love them!

I am embarrased to say that I like Teri Hatcher's dress- I don't think she can pull off this dress since she is not statuesque but I like the dress

Oh Claire Danes you look so pretty! I always liked her- I wish she did more- you never see her. I love her dress- such a nice cut

I don't like Penelope Cruz's dress- it is too boxy at the front...it makes her look like she is built like a refridgerator

It's the Brange! I hate his stupid little moustache!! What the hell is up with her hair- it is sooo bad and stiff!!

Whoever Jon Hamm brought as his date is trying to steal his thunder and talk during his interview- she wants some fame

I don't love Kate Winslet's dress. I do like the colour but her hair is a bit severe and the dress is a bit matronly

Oh look Angelina will now talk to E- because Ryan Seacrest isn't there. It's a bit of a I hate you Seacrest moment. Except she keeps looking at Giuliana DiPandi like she is a complete tool. She thought the questions are inane. And her questions are sooo bad. And now here comes Brad- and he is looking like the questions are stupid too. God Giuliana can't ask these questions- this is soooo awkward!! Why isn't she asking about their movies?!?!? That is what they want to talk about! She is a horrid interviewer- get someone better on the carpet! If he finished his movie why does he still have the horrid moustache!?

Oh I don't like Amy's makeup- she looks a bit too harsh. And I do not think that bulge is that attractive at the front of her dress

I'm pretty sure James Franco is stoned off his tree right now- doesn't smoke up my ass

Love Anne Hathaway. I love her hair and the dress! So pretty

Hugh Dancy with Claire Danes- I love them together! I love him!

Best Dressed

Claire Danes and Anne Hathaway