Lainey Blind Item

Unpaid Bills
You’d think they’d be liquid, you know? Flush from the funds of so many different projects, across so many different mediums, by so many different sources.

But that’s the thing with celebrities. They’re richer than we are, to be sure, but some of them really aren’t THAT rich, especially when you factor in the lifestyle. Being not that rich isn’t a problem. Being not that rich and not paying your bills is a big problem. Being not that rich, not paying your bills, but still spending your balls off is a huge problem.

So they have projects around the house. Some construction here, some wiring there, installations, renovations...it never stops. It never stops because they keep having to hire new people. Inevitably the invoice will arrive, they won’t be able to pay it, so they end up calling someone else to finish the job. They don’t pay those people either.

How f&cking ghetto, non???

Like people who keep taking out credit card after credit card? Only these assholes are wealthy! They have jobs! They earn celebrity salaries!

Which means they’re too stupid to manage their finances and too cheap to figure out their finances before satisfying their non-urgent, vanity-motivated projects at the expense, literally, of labourers and small business owners who trusted the wrong millionaires.

Slowly but surely, they’ve pretty much exhausted the entire contracting community in town, verging on blacklist, and are now several hundred thousand dollars in the hole to several companies in Hollywood. Word is they’re facing legal action, and even a lien on their property...

Probably the reason behind the new round of exploitation. They need the cash.

But do we still care?

A few years ago, before everyone and their eyebrow stylist had a reality show, it was a novel concept. Now? Now they’re totally almost irrelevant – the proof in that lies in a deal one of them tried to strike with the paps recently.

She needed cash so badly, she arranged for some “candids” in exchange for a few quid. Unfortunately her images weren’t selling and the photographers cut her off.

Shame!

Word is, even Phoebe Price out-earns her...

In this economy, there is no history.


MY GUESS: Sharon Osbourne. It's a couple who is always renovating- fits them. Plus we all know she spends a lot and is not terribly relevant anymore. And they were at the forefront of the reality genre. Plus I'm guessing they are British with the quid reference

Perez Not So Blind Item

What delusional stage mother was kicked out of the after-party for the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 premiere in NYC on Monday night for being a drunken mess????

Love her!

Oh Dina Lohan- you are such a douche! Not only did she get drunk and get kicked out- she was partying with 14 year old Ali...lovely...Ryan Seacrest you must be so proud promoting these two with a reality show...

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince Trailer

SOOOO EXCITED!!! I'm definitely going to have to see this in 3D on the Imax- I saw Batman on it last night and it was fantastic

Bachelor Breakup

Matt and Shayne have officially broken up- shocking I know. I guess he moved into her condo but moved out after a month because he needed space- that is never a good sign! I never thought they would last but I did like them

The Mole

I still think that Craig is the mole- although really it could be anyone at this point- they all act moley at one point or another

Oh Nicole and Craig together- since they are my top two suspects it is not surprising that they messed up with the talking. Nicole is getting molier and molier to me every week- I always think back to Craig carrying the mole sign ad i think it's him. But on the other hand Nicole slept alone on the beach- perfect opportunity for producers to plot with her

I love the difference in the pot sizes between the two teams- Craig or Nicole is totally the mole

My god these puzzles are damn damn hard!!

Interesting that Nicole chose the number 3 cell immediately- why did she want that one? I never knew these were called doublets- i'm suspicious that mark is doing so well- he could be the mole...

Oh it's predetermined who gets the exception based on the cell- interesting...I'm guessing the mole picked it!

I think that Paul is going home tonight- he doesn't go as fast on the quiz so will be eliminated. I think Nicole will win the game- the quiz super matters. If Mark had not had the exemption it would have been him. Yup it was Paul- the only thing can be that he went slower than Nicole- because he was targeting Craig. Or Nicole is the mole and he answered the quiz for Craig

Big Brother 10

Well at least Jesse is wearing a shirt tonight- that's a nice change

Steven is totally leaving tonight- and I don't mind. I thought I would love him and he'd be all brokeback and fun but he's just boring and whinny. There is nothing appealing about him.

I actually agree with keeping Steven if I were the Libra alliance- you can't have 4 vs. 4- you definitely need the advantage

Look at Renny smiling during the Libra and Gerry conversation- she loves that she created that tension

Ollie I think your dad is having a huge problem with you having sex all over the house and on the internet- you are essentially doing porn...it will be very embarassing when they get out

Renny's son is named Sparky?!? What the hell?! And why does the brother have his hand on his sisters leg? Is it just me or is it kind of pervy...and by kind of I think we are in Flowers in the Attic territory here...

I love that Jesse's family is trying to make excuses for him- they are not admitting that he's a douche...they are in denial

Oh they did evict Steven in the end- I guess they figure they could align with Gerry or Renny. At least Keisha voted with the group- it could be awkward

I love how Jesse has started talking about his own body and leading him by example to a better physique...douche...

Renny might just have the worst reaction time- it took long enough!

Keisha as head of household? I would be worried if I was April and Libra- I think she'll go after them. I think though that she should be going after Memphis and Jesse for sure

Mamma Mia

I just got back from seeing Mamma Mia with my Mamma Mia and let me tell you- FABULOUS!!! I LOVED IT!!! It was campy amazing goodness! I had never seen the musical so it was all a nice surprise to me how they would use the Abba songs. It was cast magnificently and oh the Greek Island setting- I miss it!! It was sooo beautiful! And Lilly Kane- she was fantastic!! She can really really sing and was perfect in the role. And Meryl Streep- sublime. I want to be her when I grow up! She is spectacular and doesn't give a rats ass and just has fun- love her!! Christine Baranski is sooo underrated- she needs to be in more. She was great in her role- as was Mrs. Weasley as the other friend. So great!! And Colin Firth...love him!!! He was so nerdy cute...sigh...I just loved the whole thing. I do wish I had seen it in a gaybourhood because I think that the audience would have been up dancing- which would have been great.