Nude Windows & Mute Stones
She’s kept a low profile, with few new projects in recent years preferring to focus on marriage and on her head. Clearly not enough focus on the head. Because while she’s cleaned up the slovenly habits of riddles past, she’s still as loopy as ever. And still a colossal bitch. Who likes to parade around stark naked in front of her window with the blinds wide open.
In a rented house on a well populated street shooting an upcoming movie on location, she can apparently be seen regularly walking around in front of the windows at the front of the house breasts flouncing around freely, oblivious to whoever might be outside.
It’s too bad she’s not as chill about her attitude than she is about her body.
Yet another star who stalks the set like a tyrant, yet another star who won’t deign to speak to the regular folk. Seems she considers conversation with her a privilege but the honour is granted sparingly and only through “Mute Stones”.
Seriously.
She carries around what people on set have taken to calling Mute Stones and when she isn’t in the mood to converse with someone, she will silently hand over the Mute Stone – those in possession of a Mute Stone are not permitted to speak to her until she takes it back.
Perhaps it’s a trick she can pass on to The Unfunny Douche who fired a dude recently for simply looking at him.
It’s hard to believe, I get it. You can’t believe people are capable of acting so appallingly. But there are two crews over a hundred strong that can vouch for it, word for word.
MY GUESS: This one is super tough. The only person that comes to mind is Sarah Michelle Gellar- she really isn't around very much and she's married. Plus she's rumoured to be a bitch. Thoughts?
UPDATE: Lainey has confirmed that it is not Julia Roberts, Sharon Stone, Nicole Kidman or Charlize Theron- she implied that this actress has not won many awards BUT that both her husband and her family have...I don't think that means SMG since Freddie isn't that decorated and she doesn't have a famous family.
Ach- who has a famous family!? This one has me stumped
Monday, November 12, 2007
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Amazing Race
The race is a shock to the system because I haven't had a facial or a manicure- man the blonds have tough lives.
I would smack Ronald and tell him off- who the hell does he think he is yelling at another team for bad behaviour- it has nothing to do with him.
Is it wrong when I thought of common activities around Amsterdam I thought about smoking pot and live sex shows...granted i don't think that they would put that on tv.
I love that vixen felt safe hoisting and tying the knots because she used to macrame. I really like the goths- they have fun little interviews.
The blonds kicked ass at that challenge- the other two couples suck. I don't understand why TK and Rachel just don't switch if he can't do it!
Ok they finally switched.
Ditch Vaulting- oh god I would really hurt myself!! And there go Nate and Jen screaming at each other. Although they are annoying I pray it's the father daughter that get eliminated- they are way too annoying. I have to say the blonds are proving they are good- they are doing really well on the challenges.
Oh god I cannot deal with Jen and Nate they are just so loud and horrible
I would murder him if he were my father- he's a retard. He just doesn't shut up- shut up with the optimism- he is a pompous idiot. I love seeing families that are worse than mine
I can't believe the grandfather is jumping
Oh my god slap your father upside the head- he is an idiot. He is holding them up by not shutting up!
Do we really need to see the grandfather in his underwear.
HAHA- they just biked right by Phil- that was hysterical!!
I love that the idiot father keeps blaming his daughter for slowing them down- then he makes her stop constantly because he won't shut up.
Oh the poor lesbian ministers- they are out of this
I would smack Ronald and tell him off- who the hell does he think he is yelling at another team for bad behaviour- it has nothing to do with him.
Is it wrong when I thought of common activities around Amsterdam I thought about smoking pot and live sex shows...granted i don't think that they would put that on tv.
I love that vixen felt safe hoisting and tying the knots because she used to macrame. I really like the goths- they have fun little interviews.
The blonds kicked ass at that challenge- the other two couples suck. I don't understand why TK and Rachel just don't switch if he can't do it!
Ok they finally switched.
Ditch Vaulting- oh god I would really hurt myself!! And there go Nate and Jen screaming at each other. Although they are annoying I pray it's the father daughter that get eliminated- they are way too annoying. I have to say the blonds are proving they are good- they are doing really well on the challenges.
Oh god I cannot deal with Jen and Nate they are just so loud and horrible
I would murder him if he were my father- he's a retard. He just doesn't shut up- shut up with the optimism- he is a pompous idiot. I love seeing families that are worse than mine
I can't believe the grandfather is jumping
Oh my god slap your father upside the head- he is an idiot. He is holding them up by not shutting up!
Do we really need to see the grandfather in his underwear.
HAHA- they just biked right by Phil- that was hysterical!!
I love that the idiot father keeps blaming his daughter for slowing them down- then he makes her stop constantly because he won't shut up.
Oh the poor lesbian ministers- they are out of this
Project Runway Canada
This episode is going to be so much fun- mainly because I'm eating chocolate chex mix from target- mmmm chocolate chex mix!!
The Carlu is a pretty cool location- a girl I work with wants to get married there and I understand why.
I'm curious how they are going to design this dress- it is so important that she can BREATHE in it- she has to be able to expand her diaghragm- yet have it camouflaged. Every opera singer I know loves the black- with sequins...something nice and shiny
Why on earth is Megan still there?! The girl is useless- she doesn't know how to design. Every single episode she freaks out because she doesn't know how to design or sew- then the other designers save her ass and she gets by!
Oh I don't really like Marie Genevieve- she doesn't seem to want to be there. I really loved her the first week and now I can't stand her. She is making an opera singer a dress in her style?! What opera singer wants to dress like a hobo?!!? Boho chic does not work on the stage!!
MG why on earth would you make a dress that is short when the client specifically asks for her feet to be covered. I can't stand her attitude. Plus the fabric and cut of the dress is for a skinny woman- and the singer is curvy- it will not be flattering.
While I like Carlie's dress it is a dress designed for a skinny model and not an opera singer. I feel like all of these dresses are for skinny people- none of these people were listening.
I do like Biddell's- it is appropriate for the client. Actually so is Carlie's from the front- I take back what I said before. Oh I love Lucien's- that is fav=bulous. I think Megan's is too clingy- she wouldn't be able to move well enough. Stephen's is good to- a bit simple but nice. Oh god MG's is so short and not appropriate for the challenge. I really like Kendra's but her model isn't exactly selling it- I love how the skirt moves. Shernett's is again too clingy at the front- she has to be able to move- she is not a geisha.
I think the bottom two will be Megan and MG- and MG will go home for having a bad attitude and not listening.
Even though none of them seem to like Kendra's I think it is quite pretty. God this opera singer is killing me- she is such a diva. I love it- she is like all the other ones I know! Tell MG off- she has a bad attitude. Oh they like Megan's- she will be in.
Wow I can't believe that Megan won a challenge- I am shocked! I still liked Lucian's better.
The Carlu is a pretty cool location- a girl I work with wants to get married there and I understand why.
I'm curious how they are going to design this dress- it is so important that she can BREATHE in it- she has to be able to expand her diaghragm- yet have it camouflaged. Every opera singer I know loves the black- with sequins...something nice and shiny
Why on earth is Megan still there?! The girl is useless- she doesn't know how to design. Every single episode she freaks out because she doesn't know how to design or sew- then the other designers save her ass and she gets by!
Oh I don't really like Marie Genevieve- she doesn't seem to want to be there. I really loved her the first week and now I can't stand her. She is making an opera singer a dress in her style?! What opera singer wants to dress like a hobo?!!? Boho chic does not work on the stage!!
MG why on earth would you make a dress that is short when the client specifically asks for her feet to be covered. I can't stand her attitude. Plus the fabric and cut of the dress is for a skinny woman- and the singer is curvy- it will not be flattering.
While I like Carlie's dress it is a dress designed for a skinny model and not an opera singer. I feel like all of these dresses are for skinny people- none of these people were listening.
I do like Biddell's- it is appropriate for the client. Actually so is Carlie's from the front- I take back what I said before. Oh I love Lucien's- that is fav=bulous. I think Megan's is too clingy- she wouldn't be able to move well enough. Stephen's is good to- a bit simple but nice. Oh god MG's is so short and not appropriate for the challenge. I really like Kendra's but her model isn't exactly selling it- I love how the skirt moves. Shernett's is again too clingy at the front- she has to be able to move- she is not a geisha.
I think the bottom two will be Megan and MG- and MG will go home for having a bad attitude and not listening.
Even though none of them seem to like Kendra's I think it is quite pretty. God this opera singer is killing me- she is such a diva. I love it- she is like all the other ones I know! Tell MG off- she has a bad attitude. Oh they like Megan's- she will be in.
Wow I can't believe that Megan won a challenge- I am shocked! I still liked Lucian's better.
Pushing Daisies
My new favorite show is falling victim to the writing strike. They are now filming episode #9 and they are treating it as a Season Finale. I can't believe there will only be 9 episodes of this show this year!
Prince Harry is Single
Someone get me a ticket to London ASAP! The News of the World is reporting that Chelsy Davy dumped Prince Harry this week after 3 years together. Word is she had had enough of his philandering- hun, he's the spare...that's when you try to suck it up!
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Friday, November 9, 2007
I Heart David Bowie
The smoking gun just dug up this mugshot of David Bowie from an arrest for marijuana possession back in 1976 in Rochester NY. God he is fabulous!! Look at the mugshot- fantastic!! I love him...
Lawyers Dump Heather Mills
I haven't really blogged about all the Heather Mills stuff lately because quite frankly I can't stand her. She is a liar- which has been proven COUNTLESS times. She is a golddigger. She is a media whore...the bad kind. Do not bash a Beatle and his powerful designer daughter unless you have the goods to back it up. She did her big media tour last week trying to garner the minivan majorities vote- and it backfired on her big time. And her lawyers have now dumped her because of it- HAHA
Payback's a bitch
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