Dirty Sexy Money

What a fabulous title- I am so excited to watch this!!

Oh god that looks like another Fanning- must be Dakota's sister. I hope they don't show her often. I love that their names are the Darling's- fantastic! I love Donald Sutherland- there is just something about him that I love.

You can't act- well you're poor- haha!! The priest rocks so far. Matt from 90210! This is going to rock!

Nick deflowered me- HAHA!! I love spoiled idiots!! He threatens the headmaster with slashing his tires then he's leaving to do a baptism- and he has a son!! I love Catholic priests!!

Why is Peter Bogdanovich everywhere suddenly!! He wrote his name in crayon! Jeremy is hot- I love the messed up rich guys!! Someday you'll be a human being- haha!!

Oh I'm guessing the wife had an affair with his father. HAHAHA!! Billy Baldwin is with a tranny!!! That is amazing! OMG that just made the show!!

I knew they were having an affair- 40 years?!?! Then why did Tripp keep him as the attorney?! I bet it was Donald Sutherland that paid to kill the dad- and he feels bad so is helping the son.

Hey Paula

I am sooo excited for this show- I've been hearing about it for months and I had heard that it's a complete train wreck. I mean who the hell does Paula think she's kidding- her denying that she has substance abuse problems is like me denying that I'm white. Quit lying about the obvious!

My god look at her stumbling around at her event- she can hardly stand. And she's spraying all around- there is a reason that the camera crew wasn't in the dressing room and she needed time alone. She can't even talk during her interviews and she just molested the interviewer. This is just a trainwreck. And I like that her PR guy is trying to say it's because she's nervous.

Suck It Paris

I just thought I would post this link to youtube for everyone to see Paris Hilton on Letterman yesterday- where basically he just made fun of her about jail. Fantastic!! I love seeing him make her squirm!! I've always loved Dave and this reinforces that!!

There is a disturbing piece of information that she gives. I knew she was in Toronto filming a musical. Yuck. But she begins to list her costars and one of them is GILES! GILES!! I can't believe that Anthony Head agreed to be in a movie with that retard- granted he's a fantastic singer and I think he needs to get more parts- but he deserves better than this. That said- I totally need to stalk Ripper while he's in town!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snu5dLPkPf0&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Edlisted%2Ecom%2F

Eat Something!!

Here is Kim Basinger in Germany looking like crap! Crap people!! It is one thing being a skinny bitch in your 20s- it's a completely different thing when you are in your fifties. Your skin loses elasticity, it gets thin- and it results in this look....nasty!! EAT SOMETHING!!

Grey's Anatomy

First off- why am I about to watch this?! Why can't I stay away?!? Hopefully it proves me wrong and goes back to the genius of seasons 1 and 2 and Abby Morgan on the pole.

Someone get Alex a razor stat!!! That is unacceptable!! Like they would give George to Meredith- that is ridiculous.

People- I see the shark jumping...they are going to save the deer?!? Seriously? if you are just taking the deer home to eat why don't you slit it's throat to put it out of it's misery?! Retarded

Oh a bit of Lily Allen- excellent!! Linz- I'm thinking of you during this song!

Why are they being so horrible to Callie?! I hate them all. I'm not even fully watching- I keep turning to ER to see what's happening with Neela.

I am not charmed by the child. What would make it interesting is if the kids hugged him and it killed him. Oh it's not happening.

All alone in the forest- this is the dumbest monologue ever. Where are you- he's with his wife bitch. Step back.

The 10 year old didn't know he was eating meat- sir- you have an idiot son. This whole Izzy storyline is embarassing. And now the dear is fine...who cares about the blood loss. Retarded

Wow after a year they are finally using McSteamy and developing the character. Interesting.

Well this helps my Thursday night dilemna- this will officially become my during commercials show.

What the hell- why is George at Izzy's??!!?? WHAT!?!?!?! WHAT??!?!? This is how they ended it/!? He is MARRIED!! Retarded

The Office

Genius. This show is freakin genius. Dwight killed his girlfriends cat. Kelly doesn't know if Buddha is involved in Hinduism. Michael ran over Meredith- who turns out has rabies. Creed was in various cults. And of course- Jim and Pam!! Jim and Pam!! I LOVED THEIR KISS! I heart them. This show kills me!

Survivor

So I'm watching this during Earl commercial breaks so I probably will only have a few comments.

First Jean Robert is a complete tool...he is helping with his mind- what an idiot! I don't care if he's a professional poker player- not impressive.

That Ashley girl is scary and nasty- why do people think that lip rings are attractive- they are completely disgusting.