Dear Steve Martin

I miss you! Why don't you come out and play more often? I just saw you on 30Rock and you were so fantastic! Please come and make me laugh more often- most younger comedians are tools. I promise to pick out a thermos just for you

Love ya,
Shauna

My First TIFF!

Tonight I went to my first ever Toronto International Film Festival screening- and to a gala no less! My friend Kacia works as a publicist and had free tickets- WOOHOO!!! I got the call at 4:59pm as I was rushing out to catch my train- of course I went to the screening instead.

I went to see the Boys are Back starring Clive Owen. I get it. I totally get it now. I have never found him particularly attractive but now I see it. He's tall- well over 6 feet because I was in heels and he was taller than me. He also was wearing the hell out of a fine cut suit. He was dashing!

I love that at the beginning the whole cast and crew that were there went on stage. The director previously made Shine- which I loved- and Snow Falling on Cedars- probably the WORST movie I've ever seen in a theater

This movie was actually pretty cute. A bit too much with the precocious child- we all know that I hate children and child actors. But it was good- I would recommend it

I will post pics tomorrow that I took at the screening

Big Brother

So sad- I can't believe that it is the finale! I freakin love this show and will definitely miss it!

I think Jordan has it right...she does have to take Natalie to the finale. I mean I do love Kevin and think he is by far the best player- no doubt! I don't think either can win against him- he's fantastic. But if Jordan can pull out this HOH she deserves it- especially over the troll that is Natalie

My god is Jeff ever tanned! He was outside all summer but now he's so dark!

Love Michelle's green dress- she looks very cute!

Why the hell was Jessie so excited seeing Michelle- why!? I still don't get it

I CANNOT believe that I used to like Lydia- the girl is a raging tool. I do like that Jeff keeps calling her a puppet

I kind of believe Russell that he played a character of sorts in the house- he was super quiet just now during the housemate debate. Instead we had to hear that tool Lydia

Wow Jordan won! GOOD FOR HER!!! I am sad for Kevin because he deserves it. But she will win over Natalie!

I hope that Kevin gives Jordan his vote as she won against him! I can't believe though that Natalie is there instead of him- she does NOT deserve it!

Russell I do like you but for the love of good do up your shirt!

Lydia you are completely repulsive in every way. The exterior is obviously disgusting but I can't believe I thought you were a nice person. How is Jordan a witch!!?!!? I can't wait til the backlash hits you you complete and total tool

I really hope Jordan wins

NATALIE YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR!!! You are just trying to suck up to Lydia!!

GO JORDAN!!

Chima was a mentally strong competitor?!!?! The girl was completely certifiable

I have to say- I wish they had practiced their final speeches more. They weren't terribly eloquent and I mean what the hell else did they do

Um hello Natalie- yes you did betray Kevin!!!

Of course Jessie is going to vote for Natalie- but Hakuna Matada doesn't make much sense

I think Jordan can win this- I am so nervous! I get so emotionally invested in this!

Jeff is SOOO going to get some!

I think we just saw Kevin's key and it was Jordan

Yuck i need no reminders of Ronnie- he was completely repulsive- the guy is a waste of space. Nice outfit loser

Well duh Jeff of course is going to win favorite houseguest!

America's vote will go to Jordan

JESSIE VOTED FOR JORDAN!?!?!?! WHAT!?!??! He really did do Hakuna Matada- no worries

YAY JORDAN!!

I'm surprised Russell voted for Natalie- I would think he would have picked Jordan

RIP Patrick Swayze

I'll be honest I was never a huge fan...although I did enjoy him in To Wong Foo. But it is always sad when someone dies so young from Pancreatic Cancer...it always gets to me. I also have a special place in my heart for him because my friend Trudy had a cardboard cutout of him that always made me laugh

VMAs

Yuck. Seriously Madonna- this is your speech about Michael Jackson? We have to still go on and on about that whole not having a childhood crap. CRAP!! That's right- GET OVER IT!! There are MANY people out there who have really craptastic childhoods. Lots of people have crappy childhoods....ESPECIALLY outside of the western hemisphere. He had shitloads of money and experiences no one else had. Just shut the fuck up about it already. It does not excuse inappropriate behaviour- he had serious freakin issues.

Not a MJ fan- fastforwarding through tribute. Except have to say- Janet looks great. Of course the hair and outfit are atrocious but she looks nice and fit

Russell Brand- love you! Love how inappropriate you are! LOVE THE UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE PLUG!! Make those ignorant Americans who believe that Universal Health Care is wrong look like idiots

Kanye you are such a douche. I mean the hair alone- nice stupid pattern shaved into it. You got a slight reprieve for a little while due to the loss of your mother. It's over. You truly are not that talented. You are wee and unattractive. Then you have to steal the spotlight from an EIGHTEEN year old and embarrass her. You are disgusting. And a godawful human being- I wonder what your god thinks of you now

Pete Wentz is a pocket man- my god he's small

Look at Taylor Swift come back from it and be able to perform that well- all at 18. She's fantastic! I love that song- it's so much fuN! I couldn't stop singing and dancing to it last weekend in KL. Love it. Far superior to anything that douche ever released.

Jack Black that was cute- I love anyone who brings up lord Satan in front of all the dumbasses who love to thank Jesus for awards

Kristin Cavalleri- who did she blow to get to present here!? She looks like Ashlee Simpson with that black eyeliner. Lainey is right- they do all look alike.

What the hell is wrong with Lady Gaga?!?! I mean the girl can sing- no doubt. But this popart showcase has got to stop. I appreciate that she doesn't lipsynch. And I do see that she isn't conventionally pretty- she probably feels she needs the gimmick to get famous. And she does get a lot of press. But the retard costumes are just a bit too much. And the weird Phantom crap, the wheelchair and crutch- all ridiculous. And what the hell do we need all the blood for?!!? And hanging yourself!?!? Then the retard red outfit. It's all too much...you should just let your talent speak for itself.

Now this is more like it- Greenday I freakin heart you! I don't think they have ever released a song that I do not enjoy

Kristin Stewart you fixed the hair!! THANK GOD!!! THANK GOD! She finally got rid of the ratty nasty mullet! Oh god Twilight- I need a good comedy. Hopefully it is released soon- I need a good laugh. The acting looks just as stellar- amazing. Alice looks like she gives an outstanding performace- one that Mischa Barton would be proud of.

Yay Single Ladies! Love this song! Wish it had been out when I went to see her- would have made the concert way more fun.

P. Diddy and Jamie Lynn Sigler!?!?! Is this 1997?!!?! How the HELL are these two relevant?!?! Seriously- who booked these people- it's like they are scraping the bottom of the barrel

People are just getting excited for Muse now?!!? This is their first television performance in the States?! Seriously- they've been around forever

Again- did I go in a time machine?!!? Jennifer Lopez?! Did she get a nose job- her face looks different

What exactly did Eminem do to his face- what plastic surgery did he get. He obviously looks different- almost more feminine. But what did he do. Something around the forehead I think. Maybe a nose job- flattening the bridge? I can't tell

If I was sitting behind Lady Gaga with that dumbass head thing I would be pissed...even Eminem doesn't know what to do with her. Of course it's your first moon man- you are a new artist! Ok at least she took that shit off her face...and I do like the swearing

Ok my PVR just cut out but I saw a clip of Beyonce giving her speech over to Taylor Swift- now that was just too cute.

New Celeb Baby Name

Sparrow James Midnight Madden. Born to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden.

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF NAME IS THAT?!??! I don't care if she's a celeb- that is HORRIBLE and CRUEL! What kind of nickname do you give? What does he do when he's older!? And the fact that it rhymes with his sister Harlow's name? Ridiculous

Vampire Diaries

So I just watched the Vampire Diaries. Not as lame as Twilight yet it is a blatant rip-off. Yet another dumbass loser vampire who doesn't feed on humans that is obsessed with a teenage girl. At least we have a badass brother played by Boone from lost who is going to kill people. And a flying vampire at that- so Lost Boys! He will make this show for me.

Actually in general it is 1000x better than Twilight. The acting is much better- granted the bar was set quite low. And I did like the female protagonist more- at least she's not a whiny bitch. Granted of course they had to make her fall right away when she tried to run. But she still kicks Bella's ass.

Ok the male lead- he is like the new James Van Der Beek....Kevin Williamson definitely has a type. Bushy eyebrows, long face, not terribly attractive. But Boone...oh Boone! I heart you!

Somebody, anybody, bring back Buffy reruns!!! Show them how it's done!