Quentin Tarantino? This is a very odd gues judge choice! But it could be funny- I hope he's funny
Alison- god I hate this song. Oh this was not a good song choice- she's completely off key and just going off in these weird tangents. She's flat and just off...yet dumbass Abdul is clapping away
I'm not going to like this only 2 judges thing- they should have realized they had no time for this when they put in the 4th judge
To save time they could just get rid of some of Ryan Seacrest's banter
Anoop- Everything I do? Really? I feel this is going to be painful. I mean I used to LOVE this song! It almost defines the first half of my grade 7 year to me. I sang this in front of the school- the school bought a little microphone and speaker for me to sing this- good times! Oh god don't draw out the words- stop changing it. The song is perfect! I even wrote a song to Bryan Adams that he was my inspiration after this song- hehe. This guy is not doing it justice. And the Jessican Simpson faces are not helping me.
Adam Lambert- oh I heart him. Love the hair like this- much better than slicked back. He is such a great singer- I'd love to see him do some Queen. He would kick ass at Bohemian Rhapsody. And the boy can perform like no ones business. I want him to get a full judging since he didn't get one last week.
Matt- and why are doing this opening interview with him and then we also have to see a video? Why are they profiling him? I really don't enjoy this song..and I don't like him. This is when I love my PVR- next
Danny- Lionel Richie?! Really? This is just too cheezy for me. I love him but this is a bit rough for me...next
Kris- shockingly he picked a slow boring song. I can't handle the moustache. Ok this song isn't in a good key for him- it just went too low for him. Actually it is a pretty song- I don't know it.
Lil- the rose? This is my Auntie Cathie's karaoke song. As soon as she gets drunk you know this is going to come out. Oh she looks so much better with the long weave. Oh god I hate what she's doing- she is completely changing the phrasing and timing. Not good. I just think she always goes of key. Oh- and why are her lips two toned?!!? I HATE seeing the liner marks
Well they went over because of the dumb interview with Matt....I mean they didn't do it with anyone else so I don't know why that was necessary
Bottom- Anoop and Lil. Lil will go home
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Monday, April 13, 2009
Dancing With The Stars
Ty- oh god they just had to break out the American flag didn't they?! That wasn't great- he is stiff but it wasn't as bad as it could be
Shaun- oh they are SOOO getting it on! I mean she is totally his type- short and boxy like that Cheetah girl. I've never really liked this dance- it always so slow and I can't tell if they are doing it well or not
Lawrence- again, he's still here? It's time to go home. Ok he is moving a bit more during this dance and is doing some footwork.
Melissa- Or course she is doing this dance well- the girl has great extension and can break out cheerleader tricks. Is that a weird rhinestone tramp stamp on her back? Again- that isn't my favorite dance but it appears she did it well
Lil Kim- oh the jailhouse rock! hehe! She is just so funny- even her stomach doesn't look real. She looks a bit confused during this dance though and is definitely looking at him for cues
Steve-O- this girl definitely has lost a ton of weight since last season- I think she took Maxim's comments to heart when he soke of how big the girls were on the show. Now she can go out in her pyjamas and dance. Well he is not the best dancer but he seems to be trying- he is extending
Side note- god I miss Maxim
Gilles- Again- I HATE cheryl burke's hair! I wonder if Dlisted is completely controlling my thoughts because I think I may hate her too. Ok this guy is just naturally talented as a dancer. His moves are just so sharp and crips- it's impressive- rarely does a man have so many solos. I love seeing Bruno in the background keeping time- he's a little gay metrinome!
Chuck- oh god we have to see where they had their first date and first kiss??! What the hell does this have to do with dancing?!!? Oh god now they are dancing on a pier!?!?! Are you kidding me with this shit?! Well her feet came off the floor when he was dragging her- they will probably be punished. Ok I feel dirty watching this- it's like watching them in their boudoir. I guess it's better though than watching her dance dirty with her brother
I think that Steve-O and Lawrence will be in the bottom two
Shaun- oh they are SOOO getting it on! I mean she is totally his type- short and boxy like that Cheetah girl. I've never really liked this dance- it always so slow and I can't tell if they are doing it well or not
Lawrence- again, he's still here? It's time to go home. Ok he is moving a bit more during this dance and is doing some footwork.
Melissa- Or course she is doing this dance well- the girl has great extension and can break out cheerleader tricks. Is that a weird rhinestone tramp stamp on her back? Again- that isn't my favorite dance but it appears she did it well
Lil Kim- oh the jailhouse rock! hehe! She is just so funny- even her stomach doesn't look real. She looks a bit confused during this dance though and is definitely looking at him for cues
Steve-O- this girl definitely has lost a ton of weight since last season- I think she took Maxim's comments to heart when he soke of how big the girls were on the show. Now she can go out in her pyjamas and dance. Well he is not the best dancer but he seems to be trying- he is extending
Side note- god I miss Maxim
Gilles- Again- I HATE cheryl burke's hair! I wonder if Dlisted is completely controlling my thoughts because I think I may hate her too. Ok this guy is just naturally talented as a dancer. His moves are just so sharp and crips- it's impressive- rarely does a man have so many solos. I love seeing Bruno in the background keeping time- he's a little gay metrinome!
Chuck- oh god we have to see where they had their first date and first kiss??! What the hell does this have to do with dancing?!!? Oh god now they are dancing on a pier!?!?! Are you kidding me with this shit?! Well her feet came off the floor when he was dragging her- they will probably be punished. Ok I feel dirty watching this- it's like watching them in their boudoir. I guess it's better though than watching her dance dirty with her brother
I think that Steve-O and Lawrence will be in the bottom two
Video of the Day
I just can't get enough of those crazy Christians the Duggars!! And now that Josh and Anna have been allowed "marital relations" they quickly went and got knocked up! Now there will be a whole new generation of crazy- so exciting!
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Amazing Race
God I hope those two dumb cow redheads get eliminated- I hate them. Yes yell at the locals- you dumb cow. I HATE THEM!!! They are great examples of why Americans are hated worldwide
Ok this roadblock would be hell on earth!! I can assemble things but it takes me a LONG time and a lot of trial and error. I definitely did not inherit any mechanically inclined genes from my dad who can build/fix anything
HAHA Love that the girls are struggling with the task. And they again were bitches to the locals- charming
Why aren't the other teams going to get their bags? They just saw the girls do it
These sisters are complete morons- who the hell leaves their passport on a strange doc?!!?
Yup it's a detour- they don't go back to the original place- those two teams are going to lose a lot of time
OMG The teeth challenge is so disgusting- I want to vomit just watching the explanationa of the task. But I think I would have to do this task as it is the quickest one
EW she is walking around with no shoes- that cannot be good!
We are chinese we have to do karaoke- HAHA!
Oh my god this denture one is so disgusting- it may be one of the most repulsive tasks I've ever seen
Ok the singing task looks amazing- it looks like what we had to do for a city chase task!
Well Luke was useless on that task- Margie is definitely the stronger player
OMG What is up with these guys and penalties? I didn't realize that you couldn't use your own personal possessions to settle bills. Two two hour penalties? They are completely screwed!
I am surprised that this is a non-elimination leg- usually that isn't until the final 4. But I don't think they can come back from this unless there is a flight that makes all the teams wait
Ok this roadblock would be hell on earth!! I can assemble things but it takes me a LONG time and a lot of trial and error. I definitely did not inherit any mechanically inclined genes from my dad who can build/fix anything
HAHA Love that the girls are struggling with the task. And they again were bitches to the locals- charming
Why aren't the other teams going to get their bags? They just saw the girls do it
These sisters are complete morons- who the hell leaves their passport on a strange doc?!!?
Yup it's a detour- they don't go back to the original place- those two teams are going to lose a lot of time
OMG The teeth challenge is so disgusting- I want to vomit just watching the explanationa of the task. But I think I would have to do this task as it is the quickest one
EW she is walking around with no shoes- that cannot be good!
We are chinese we have to do karaoke- HAHA!
Oh my god this denture one is so disgusting- it may be one of the most repulsive tasks I've ever seen
Ok the singing task looks amazing- it looks like what we had to do for a city chase task!
Well Luke was useless on that task- Margie is definitely the stronger player
OMG What is up with these guys and penalties? I didn't realize that you couldn't use your own personal possessions to settle bills. Two two hour penalties? They are completely screwed!
I am surprised that this is a non-elimination leg- usually that isn't until the final 4. But I don't think they can come back from this unless there is a flight that makes all the teams wait
America's Next Top Model
Oh Clay- what happened to your record career? I mean he seems to have lost a bit of weight- maybe he's ready for a comeback
Oh Thalia that is super aweful acting- almost embarrassingly bad!
I've said it once and I'll say it again- I can't handle London's eyebrows!
Oh god they are STILL calling her McKey!?!? She's not allowed to use Britney yet? Ok she is still super stiff and not very good at saying her cover girl lines. Her hair looks much better now that it is growing out though
Thalia is awful because she has no confidence and is awkward yet Natalie is awkward because she has so much confidence. I definitely think the two of them will be in the bottom two
I think Celia's hair in the commercial really aged her
Natalie has dead eyes- she just looks permanently dead eyed- there is no expression there
Well it was time for Thalia to go home- she wasn't getting any better
Oh Thalia that is super aweful acting- almost embarrassingly bad!
I've said it once and I'll say it again- I can't handle London's eyebrows!
Oh god they are STILL calling her McKey!?!? She's not allowed to use Britney yet? Ok she is still super stiff and not very good at saying her cover girl lines. Her hair looks much better now that it is growing out though
Thalia is awful because she has no confidence and is awkward yet Natalie is awkward because she has so much confidence. I definitely think the two of them will be in the bottom two
I think Celia's hair in the commercial really aged her
Natalie has dead eyes- she just looks permanently dead eyed- there is no expression there
Well it was time for Thalia to go home- she wasn't getting any better
Friday, April 10, 2009
Killer Power Ranger
I had not heard this story before- the red power ranger is a psychotic murderer!! I remember watching that with Shane back in the day and I remember thinking one of them was attractive but can't remember which one- probably this one as time and time again it's a proven fact that I have horrible taste.
Anyways, this complete douche pretended that he was interested in buying a yacht from a couple and asked them to take it out for a test cruise. He then tied them to an anchor and threw them overboard. So disturbing! Then he and his wife- another win- cleaned the deck to try to get rid of the evidence. Luckily he has now been sentenced to death...and to that I say good! Good riddance- why pay the jail fees for this douche. Yes, yes I do believe in the death penalty.
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