Buffy is Pregnant

I just heard that Sarah Michelle Gellar is pregnant- I hope it comes out with platinum hair and a thurst for blood and Days of Our Lives- then we will know who the real father is...

Note to self- I may watch season 3 this weekend as it has been way too long!!

Dancing With The Stars

Yes I realize I'm a few days late but I was in Montreal so I avoided all the spoilers on this

Chuck- ok Julianne has always struck me as a bit of aditz and I have to say that she is a moron. She announced that she is leaving the show to pursue her singing career. Has she not learned from David Caruso, Eric LaSalle, etc...You never leave a hit show! Make as much money as you can now! It will not last!! Ok back to the dance. Ok well Julianne did something right- she was right telling Chuck to do very exaggerated movement- his extension was great. It was a pretty waltz

Ew Heather Mills- who let her crawl out of the gutter?

Lawrence- this guy is still here? He is incredibly unremarkable to me- I think it's time for him to go home. Actually this dance isn't bad for him since he is so stiff

Shawn- I find her slightly overrated. Plus what the hell kind of name is Shawn for a girl- it is perfectly fine as a nickname (hehe obviously!) but it should have an A for girls!! Ok the spin was nice- but in general this is boring me- nothing too excited

Melissa- wow this girl is much riding out her 15 minutes- I think she may go til the end. I don't like that her serious face involves a serious overbite- blose your mouth. But it was a good dance- they are by far some of the best

David- She has the big red feather things like the spice girls did- but I prefer this when they did it. That was ok- in general these slow dances just bore me

Gilles- if this guy cries again that is just it for me. He will be dead. Ach Cheryl Burke's hair- sooo bad!! Oh god they have just ditched the shirt all together- Ranuka must have loved this. Habenera?! Seriously- could they not have gotten a trained singer to do this?!

Steve-O- is the joke done yet? Why is he still there. Well he's not bad but not great- I don't think he has much time left

Ty- well the rodeo guy should make the most of this dance. But it seems a bit too dramatic for this guy. He seems a bit lost and not exactly feeling the music. He is literally just walking around- it is awkward

Lil Kim- still my choice- the girl is just too funny for words. Am loving the Elvira Mistress of the dark weave. Ok I didn't really watch the dance- i just have the slow ones

Elimination

Ok I think it is between Steve-O and Lawrence...or maybe Ty

Well it's David and Kim- which isn't really surprising...I don't really see him having a fan base with the people who watch this show

American Idol

Danny- I can't believe the oldest contestant is still 2 years younger than me! This might just be the worst version of Stand By Me that I've ever heard- and I am including my rousing version "Sit by Me" that I did in Grade 4. This is so lounge lizard- not my thing

Kris- this guy is way too good times for me. Even the girls surrounding him are falling asleep and are not excited by his cheese. Next. And the pube stache is just repulsive

Lil- oh god yet another lounge singer performance. I can't stand this girl- she just screams her way through all her songs and she goes flat

Anoop- oh god True Colours...I love this song! He sounds sleepy. Ok when he gets to the chorus he isn't horrid- a bit too much R&B thrown in for my liking but this could be much worse. Oh god now it has gone uptempo and R&B- urg

Scott- I don't know this song. Oh god it is super ass cheesy- not my thing!! But yet again he is still a nice guy

Alison- ok she sounds very good doing this song. Ok I don't love the chorus as much as the verse.

Matt- oh god this guy is still here. Oh god there's a hat! Ok I have to fastforward through this- it is not good for my sanity

Adam- oh Adam I heart you. OMG I missed it- I pushed the wrong button on my PVR and skipped over it- DAMMIT! Ok I'll have to Youtube it but even without seeing it I know he was the best

UPDATE- I just watched Adam on Youtube- I heart him. Just give him the title- no one else even comes close

New Baby Name

I couldn't add the word "celeb" to the title of this post because well, are they still relevant?! I guess I'm talking about them now but only because they made up a name for their daughter. Anyone who knows me knows I hate Trista and Ryan- I hate them as individuals and as a couple. Yes, yes I watched the show and their wedding even though they infuriated me. Her with her grating baby voices and him with his idiotic lame ass poetry. They had a baby boy and named him Max- nice and normal. But now they have named their daughter Blakesley Grace...Blakesley!?!?! What the hell is that?! I mean Blake I get- but why did they add the "sley"? Idiots.

New Celeb Baby Name

Ok this is just too crackpot for my liking. British chef Jamie Oliver and his wife just had their third baby, and while normally I wouldn't care about a chef this name was just awful. They named their little girl Petal Blossom...Petal Blossom!! I mean I used to watch the show too and thought about buying hats but never wanted to name my child after her! I agree with Michael from Dlisted- that is a My Little Pony name. And that's not the worst of it- her older sisters are Poppy Honey and Daisy Boo! DAISY BOO!! These are all nicknames- not real names!! It's like they are being set up to be porn stars! I mean I've always liked the name Poppy but for my future Labrador Retriever!

American Idol Results

Oh god I am so scared that Adam is in the bottom group since he is with those two girls! I thought for sure Megan and Lil would be the bottom two.

Side note- I don't particularly like his music but I really like Scott. He just seems so happy and pleased to be there

Ok Megan officially is dead to me- what the hell is up with the weird bird thing. That was AWFUL!!! I hate people who embarass me while I watch them and make me feel awkward

Lil is safe!?!? Oh god my Adam is going to be in the bottom- America usually has no taste...Oh thank god maybe they do have taste- he's ok

Hopefully it is Anoop in the bottom since Scott just seems so nice and I don't want to see him crushed

Ok I think Alison is the most talented- the other two can go

Megan is retardedly obnoxious- she reminds me of someone I went to high school with who was super pretty but acted all weird.

I don't blame Simon for saying no when she said she didn't care. Well this song is weird- it was time to go.

America's Next Top Model

Celia you are such a cow- and this will come back to bite you in your ass

Oh god here goes Sandra causing shit.

HAHA! Ok Alison I actually may like you know- it's a bit too chicken soup for the teenage soul- HAHA!!

I still think that Natalie looks like a tranny

The cover of Hamptoms magazine- wow that is prestigious...hehe! Well she is super skinny and pretty.

God I HATE London's eyebrows- why on earth weren't they waxed?!

They really aren't doing well with this challenge

Is it just me or does Celia look a bit like Ralph Fiennes as Voldemort? It's something about the eyes

My god Aminah looks just like Danielle from a few seasons ago

I think that Celia is going on a bit too much- I doubt it will be her

Oh god rules for releasing your inner fierceness?!?! Who the hell let her be a producer so she could say this shit?!

I think that Sandra and Allison will be in the bottom two and Sondra will go home

Well Celia that did come back to bite you in the ass but you survived...and ding dong the witch is dead! ! there goes Sondra- I can't believe they are even hugging her. She was ugly and the hair colour is nasty