The Bachelor- 3

Man I really want to swim with dolphins one day- and I would love it even more if it was in a pool- no scary sharks around there!

Is this the shortest Bachelor episode ever- 45 minutes?! Usually they are at least an hour. And they really aren't promoting this at all. I feel like they are just trying to get rid of this show.

Jenni and Brad are so going to be the final couple- they might as well just end it now.

I love that he needs to hear that Bettina will drop everything and move to Austin for him...maybe she is the dark horse.

While he said he was looking forward to this date with Deanna I totally think she is going home. It is SOOO weird how short this episode is and how short these dates are. God he must be the most boring bachelor with no good footage.

The budget was pretty low on this episode- usually they spring for 3 different locations for the dates. This one is all happening at the same resort!! Wow that actually was a pretty good date- maybe it's Bettina that's going home.

Usually I can predict but that date with Deanna just threw me. I am going to go with Jenni and Deanna.

I was right- and he went out of his way to complement Deanna...maybe she's the one and we've been thrown with Jenni. She's the Estella. As a side note I had never noticed how skinny Bettina is...she needs to eat stat.

Pakistan- So Freakin Scary

This is bad people- but it can hardly come as a surprise. Musharraf has ALWAYS been sketchy- people, he was always very bad. Why do you think the Taliban is still going strong- they went to Pakistan!! Al Qaeda- Pakistan!! He claims he had to declare marshall law to defeat extremists. People- he is the extremist!! He ALWAYS has been- just look at the laws in Pakistan. Have you seen who he has been arresting- lawyers, men in suits, journalists, human rights members. Stupid Americans- look at what you've been supporting!! When are people going to realize that our idea of Democracy is NOT going to happen in the middle east- it is not what they want!! Stop sending our people over- it is not helping!! God it is scary right now.

New Celebrity Baby Name

Milla Jovovich gave birth to a girl on Saturday November 3rd in LA. She and her fiance director Paul Anderson named her Ever Gabo Anderson. Thoughts on Ever? I mean there is Ever Carradine so it isn't completely original

Writhing with Jealousy

There are few people on this planet that I want to actually be- most people are morons or sheep or both. But I would MURDER to be Lainey. MURDER. Why oh why didn't I start blogging earlier?! When I could have been a pioneer?! She started off just sending emails to her friends with celeb gossip- and now she is in Britain interviewing the Harry Potter cast on the SET!! The idea of getting to actually see the Harry Potter set and meet the cast is almost too much...I would die!! So jealous!!

Dancing with the Stars

It is time for Helio to go- boring. Yawn. I mean he is lucky he has a fantastic partner because she is totally carrying him.

Marie- lay off the botox!! It is NOT making you look younger!! So scary!! I SOOO knew they were going to dance to the boogie woogie bugle boy once I saw the costumes- way to get the patriotic vote! NOte the famewhore Donny Osmond trying to steal the spotlight!!

Oh Mel B I am SOOO Excited to come see you in February!! Please show the Spice Girls!!! I have to say as this competition goes on she is losing some of her tranny. This dance is boring though...

Jane Seymour- I know she's classy but she is a bit boring. Next

Oh Kelly Taylor- obviously I am still cheering for you- this still isn't natural for you and you can see you thinking about each move- but you are still good

Cameron- you are so pretty! The footowrk doesn't look coordinated- this seems to be a bit awkward

I was cleaning and what not during the latin dances but have a few comments. Helio- your time is up. Marie- better dance then you normally do but your face still frightens me. Mel B- that was fantastic! Such an amazing dance. Jane Seymour- she just can't do latin. She is too ballet- too stiff- she just can't loosen up. Kelly- stop making it look like you are counting the steps and just start enjoying it. Cameron- you are hot. I enjoyed the sleeveless shirt.

Shocking News!

Christina Aguilera just admitted in the new Glamour Magazine that she is pregnant and will be having her baby around New Years. This doesn't bother me as much as JLo- while she never confirmed it before she never tried to lie about it.

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I Knew It!!

Jane Seymour just admitted in an interview with People that she had implants right before she was in Wedding Crashers...I said that on Monday when I was watching Dancing with the Stars that they looked fake- i can spot them a mile away!!