Am I Missing Something?

Here is a pic of Britney Murphy and her husband...god he is SOOO incredibly sketchy!! I am drawing a blank here- what exactly does she see in him? Even back in her clueless days with her nose 3 noses back she could have done a million times better than this!

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Put Down the Knife Priscilla!

I am just watching Priscilla Presley on Larry King and she is FRIGHTENING!! She might be up there with the most scary looking celebrities with Barry Manilow!! This poor woman has completely butchered her face..and she probably thinks it is making her look young. She looks like something that should be married to Chucky!!

Eat Your Heart Out Ryan Reynolds

I can't even believe that this is Alanis Morissette- I had to do a triple take. She has never looked this good! First I like her song Everything now I think she looks pretty...something is seriously wrong with me since she always really annoyed me!

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Amazing Race

I have missed SO many episodes this season- I don't think that I have ever missed this many episodes in a season. I just saw the clip from the last episode and can't believe that the grandfather and grandson got tattoos for a fastforward- I'm not sure I would do that...especially on my arm!!

I love that the goths got into first...I love that Kynt is relying on "performance art" to trick the other teams. Oh this is one thing that I hate about the amazing race- i hate that teams work so hard to get the best flight then there is a task that doesn't open for hours so they lose their advantage.

Oh god I hope that Nate and Jen are eliminated- they are just horrid to watch.

I would definitely thread the flowers- that looks super easy- especially since i've become crafty!

Yoga is their speed bump?! Wow it's something that I could actually do! Plus it'll make them feel good

It's very cosy it's like being in a coffin...i know when i want to feel cozy and secure I like to crawl into my coffin with a good book

Oh god I hate Ron and Christina too- i wouldn't mind if they got eliminated too!

I hope they don't make Kynt and Vyksin do the uturn- they will be out for sure

I don't understand how you can't string the flowers because you're a girl? This couple is completely retarded

I agree Kynt- you have to use the uturn. Get rid of the annoying couple- what?! Why didn't you do Jen and Nate!? That makes no sense!!

I like Kynt and Vyksin a lot- I've read on other blogs that people hate them but it's only because they look different and the general population doesn't get that. But they are a really good team.

Yay Kynt steal her elevator! Jen is a cow- get rid of her- she's so incredibly rude

Oh I'm sad that the goths were eliminated- they really misused that uturn



Is it just me or does TK look like he would smell? Everytime I see a guy with dreads and one of those bandanas I get so repulsed!!

I Can't Believe that I Missed a Mugshot!!

So what happens when a dumbass actress can't get any publicity any more- that's right...she drives drunk and gets a DUI!! Here is Marissa Cooper after she got arrested for DUI, possession of illegal narcotics and driving without a valid drivers license...lovely!! Just lovely!

This girl wants publicity so bad it's killing her- first she invites the paps up to her hotel room to photograph her and now she does this. This is what happens when Hollywood realizes that you don't have any skills as an actress and can't get employed- so you just have to run around and get any publicity that you can.

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Sorry!

Sorry everyone! I haven't been posting because I've been busy up in the Great White North with xmas and all the related activities. While there has been a LOT of lounging I haven't really been on the comp. But no worries- I will be back in Toronto on Sunday and am sure I will be blogging away in no time!!

Christmas May Come Early..

If they confirm that this new JK Rowling book will be published!! That's right- JK Rowling has a new book titled The Tales of Beedle the Bard- the book that Dumbledore left to Hermione in the last Harry Potter book. Please oh please publish it!!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html?docId=1000179911

Worst Photoshopped Pic Ever

Look at this cover- they have made Ashley Simpson even more plastic- she looks like a barbie..it's horrid!! How could any editor possibly think that this looks remotely life-like?

Spears Sperminated

Ew. This story is just sooo sad and depressing and dirtbag. Jamie-Lynn Spears has confirmed that she is pregnant...at 16!! I'm telling you can take the dirtbags out of Louisiana but you can't take the dirtbag out of the girls!

So Jamie-Lynn is 16 and pregnant- and according to Lainey the rumour is that she went off the pill on purpose to keep her boyfriend...genius of course.... She has now gone public and of course signed a deal with OK magazine worth 1 million dollars for an interview and first pics of the baby...classy! I mean the Spears family should follow in the footsteps of the Knowles family- when the second less successful daughter had a teenage pregnancy they quietly married her off and she had the baby- they didn't flaunt it. This is NOT something to be proud of- this is just plain stupidity and carelessness. End of story.

This is a girl on a kids tv show who is supposed to be a role model and now she's knocked up. And she is advertising that she is doing this for herself and that this is the right decision for her. What a great message for kids- get pregnant as a teen if it's right for you...ACH!! Such a horrible message!! Am I the only one who had the fear of god instilled in her as a teenager? The idea of going home and telling Cliff that I was pregnant was so mortifying that I knew that I would NEVER even come close to having a teenage pregnancy scare.

Here is the statement that mother of the year Lynne Spears released:

“I didn’t believe (when she told me she was pregnant) because Jamie Lynn’s always been so conscientious. She’s never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby.”

Good lord- this woman should be ashamed of herself. Her one daughter is pretty much out of her mind and on the brink of complete self destruction and the other is now a horrible statistic. Thank GOD her publisher has indefinitely postponed the release of her parenting book. That's right- Lynne Spears had a parenting book that was scheduled to be released on May 11th titled "Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World" throught a Christian publisher. Can you even imagine- who on earth would ever take parenting advice from this woman?!

That's it for my rant...Ranuka feel free to vent your frustrations on the subject matter!!

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Giving You Everything

I was stamping last night while watching this so I didn't have a chance to blog. Just some random thoughts:

There is actual footage of Posh singing at the beginning- and she wasn't horrid!

Loved how candid they all were- they were forthcoming about eating disorders and fights and the break up. I love them!!

God I'm excited for this tour!!

Congratulations Dr. Lindsay Patrick!!!

HUGE accollades and praise and congratulations to my good friend Lindsay Patrick who is now Dr. Patrick! I like to think that I was there from the beginning and I couldn't be more proud of someone! Love you lady!

UPDATE: Everyone should go check out laineygossip.com and look at the Wednesday December 19th post- there is a shout out to our girl Lindsay..I guess a little elf told Lainey how amazing she was and asked for a shout out....thanks Lainey!

Set Your Tivos

Tuesday night CTV will air the new Spice Girls documentary Giving You Everything- so excited!!!

Make It Stop

Even with the self-mutilating tendencies I still love Nicole Kidman..but this...this- I just can't handle it! It makes me sad people- and depressed. In my mind she has the most exquisite taste and cannot do wrong...but then this happens. So sad...I need more Hershey's Mint Chocolate Truffles...

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Project Runway Canada

Before this even starts I think that Lucian has this in the bag. He is by far the best designer.

Is it just me or does Biddell's collection remind you of Jay's from season one from Project Runway- the hooded thing is totally Jay.

I don't think that Biddell can emotionally handle this- this is what happens when you slack off for the first few months and then have to rush to finish...oh wait who am I to talk- i am the queen of the procrastinators!

Where is David Bowie?! Shouldn't he be by Iman's side- god I've been looking forward to seeing him this whole season- and not stupid Kalan Porter.

Lucien- I hate the crochet blazer- it looks like an old lady jacket- even though I can appreciate the detail and intricasy of it. God I hate all the stupid hats- and so far there is nothing that I would wear- it's a weird colour palette and not terribly wearable. It has a dowdy feeling to the whold collection. God they really got budget girls- have of these girls can't walk to save their lives. I just hate the fabrics- it is like the bedspread in a Dominican resort. No I didn't like that- yes the clothes were well made but I wouldn't wear any of them. I have to say I'm incredibly disappointed...I thought I would love all of his stuff...

MG- God I wish she would get a makeover- she is a pretty girl who wears attrocious clothes. Well starting off I like her first dress better than all of Lucien's collection. But the shoes are atrocious- atrocious!! The banding on some of the dresses is creating weird bulges on people...although I do love the nylons with the single line down them- I've always wanted a pair of those. I just don't think the cut of these clothes is necessarily very flattering- Lucien understands cut and the female form more than she does. Twoo many unflattering bulges on anorexic models- what would others look like?!

Biddell- dude Shera is an EIGHTIES cartoon- at least get the reference right. I do love his black coat- that is stunning. Absolutely fantastic. He should win purely on that coat- my favourite by far. Plus I like his ble dress. Oh the pink one is not a good shape- not a good cut at all. Oh the green little body suit is rather hideous and unflatering. But then the grey shorts outfit is cute. I love the white patterned tights- I NEED SOME!! The final dress doesn't really match the rest of the collection. While overall his collection was very disjointed and some pieces were horribly made he had a few standout pieces that were by far the best.

So who should win- I have to say Lucien. He is a better tailor, he had a more cohesive vision (although hideous) and he knows what he is doing.

I agree- MGs collection did jump around. Oh god Biddell don't say that you smoked pot before designing...that doesn't endear you to these people. Oh god Lucien looks like he's having a heart attack listening to Biddell's praise. Oh god I can't believe that both the judge and designer start crying- it is a bit different. Oh Lucien has this in the freakin bag.

Or maybe not...Biddell was not the best...I definitely disagree. Poor MG is completely out of the running though.

Biddell won?! Really?! Seriously?! Oh god it should have been Lucien- I disagree.

Pamela Anderson- Divorcing yet again

So after a couple of months of marriage Pamela Anderson is yet again getting divorced...or at least she was on Friday when she filed divorce papers from Rick Solomen. She also asked for spousal support and for him to pay her legal fees- what the hell!? I mean has his sex tape really sold that well that he has more money than her? I guess that is why she had to take the show in Vegas as a 2nd rate magicians assistant...who knows...maybe she has extracurricular activities that are quite costly...

Oh wait they are back together...god this girl has serious issues!

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Lainey Blind Item

Trailer Visits
Married and mega successful, with several children, but how to account for the gay young things seen coming and going from his trailer during production of his next hit?

They were not part of the crew and they were not there to work… at least not on the film. Word is, he is insatiable and needs variety. Rarely does the same boy visit twice. And rarely are the boys not well taken care of. Though they are not paid professionals, per se, but they are compensated for being pretty and bendy. This is apparently a requirement. All of them have been observed to share the same body type: lean and fresh with short hair and they look like they all “belong in a music video”.

Satisfaction guaranteed on both sides. He gets his and they get trips, clothes, watches, iPods… like a gay holiday year round!

Always tip well to avoid talkers, savvy?

GUESS: I'm going with the obvious here and saying one of the Scientology gay-gays: either Tom Cruise or John Travolta

UPDATE: I was just reading Lainey and she posted this in an article about Will Smith "Will might want some young balls of his own"...we all know that she hints about blind items in other postings. Plus there has been all the talk about him and Jada's relationship and how they are bearding for each other. Even if you might like them as a couple people always remember- Hollywood is all about illusions and personas (thanks to Patti for the tip)

Golden Globe Nominations

It's the most wonderful time of the year! Not only is it Christmas it's award season- yay! I LOVE award season- I completely eat this shit up!

Today the Golden Globe nominations were announced- see the complete list here.

As for the nominees- I have to start with Grey's- what the hell?!?! Did the Hollywood Foreign press even watch that show this year?! I mean usually they are pretty good with their nominations- but this is atrocious- that show is horrid. They did nominate the Tudors though- excellent choice! I love that show! And they invited my former future husband Jonathan Rhys Meyers- I swear if he shows up with Pete Doherty I won't be able to handle it! PUSHING DAISIES WAS NOMINATED!! Ok the academy is redeeming itself and showing it has taste- I freakin love that show!! And they nominated Chuck- AND NED!! Oh god as I"m reading the list I am forgetting my anger over Grey's and getting super stoked about Pushing Daisies. Ok that dumbass ingrate Katherine Heigl took the spot that should have rightfully been Kristin Chenowiths. And get over William Shatner already- that nom should have went to Chi McBride whom I adore on PD. Am glad to see Donald Sutherland got a nom- he is fantastic on Dirty Sexy Money.

As for movies- I have got to start watching these...I haven't seen any of the best drama nominees! I am quite excited to see Cate Blanchette nominated for Elizabeth- she was fantastic in that. As for the comedies the nominations of both Sweeney Todd and Juno prove that I need to see these films ASAP! Amy Adams was nominated for Enchanted- that's fantastic! She was SOOO good in that movie- highly recommended people! Actually- it should have been nominated- stupid Hairspray getting it's spot!!

I have to say I am very worried about the show actually airing- once again the writer's strike is ruining my life. The guild is threatening to picket the show- and they are saying that members of the Screen Actors Guild will support the writers and not cross the line. That means NO ONE will be there- and that sucks!! Rumer Willis (Miss Golden Globe this year) must be having a heart attack!

Sweeney Todd!

Here is Johnny Depp as Sweeney Todd- god I am excited for this movie! If anyone is in the Toronto area you have to go see the show- it was amazing! There was no orchestra pit- all of the actors also played instruments on stage and sang- it was fantastic and so impressive.

America's Next Top Model

I am so excited- I love the top model finale!

Oh Chantal is a horrible spokeswoman- the girl is a complete tool. But Jay- she is a dumb model! That is the way that she will always come off!

Oh my god Jenah how hard is this?! Seriously- you need cue cards? Oh god she has such a horrible mouth- i really don't like any of these girls

God Salesia's hair looks completely horrid in this commercial. I truly don't know who to root for- none of them have top model potential. With better hair Salesia is the best one probably.

Breaking down at the shoot is never a good thing- Jay will tell Tyra.

Oh Jenah is so going home first- they think that she has a horrible attitude and making fun of covergirl is not a good thing. Oh I don't like her picture- it is not pretty.

Oh Chantal made it through- I think that Salesia will go home- when judging they talked about how great Jenah's pictures are- I think she'll keep going. Oh I'm wrong- they do get rid of Jenah...I agree- she looks like a man!

What the hell kind of fashion show is this?!?! I mean the judges walk and then some odd people- for random people in the audience- where the hell is the crowd?! Where is the fashion crowd?! I mean yes it was a nice showcase to have Tyra walk with an entourage- but this is not a real fashion show!! This is just insane! It's gone from Dsquared runways to this crap- it is quite sad.

I don't think that Chantal walks very well- she is awful at the end of the catwalk. Salesia is the better walker. Chantal is way too stiff- plus she just took down the poor guy on stilts and she reacted- she should not have reacted. I love how these are the runways that Jaslene is booking- so sad. While the setting is quite spectacular that was no fashion show.

I think that Salesia has this in the bag. Hopefully her agency will fix her hair!

Yup I was right! God I'm good

No Rumer No

Rumer Willis has enough problems on an average day trying to get a career and becoming attractive in Hollywood- what the hell was she thinking!? Look at this hair- LOOK AT IT!! SOOO BAD!! This is not 1992 and she is not from Seattle- it is not a good look!

Jessica Alba Pregnant

This one came as a bit of a shock- she hasn't been back together with her boyfriend for all that long. Maybe it's a way to save the relationship- I mean isn't it always a good idea to have a child to stay together? Anyways- she had better hope to get back in shape quickly- the only thing she has going for her career is her body- blah face, horrible acting skills but luckily a good body to keep getting hired.

Yay Indy!!

I am SOOO excited for this movie- I love me some Indiana Jones! I have always love the movie- I mean who doesn't remember chilled monkey brains? And the cool crescent city in the Middle East- I love this stuff!! I will have to see it with Kaarina though- I need someone to tell me when to close my eyes- to this day I have never watched any of the movies all the way through- there is no way that I am going to watch a person get their heart ripped out of them or someone being run over by a tank- not happening!!

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The Honeymoon is Over...

I don't think me and my future husband Jonathan Rhys Meyers are meant to be...he has practically outed himself as a complete druggy dirtbag. Exhibit A- the rehab. Exhibit B- arrested in the Dublin airport. And finally Exhibit C- he is moving in with Pete Doherty!! PETE DOHERTY!! The most repulsive creature on the planet- I just can't handle it! JRM was just so pretty and perfect in Bend it Like Beckham- then he gave me the Tudors...but I just can't handle this!!

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It's Official- Karl Has Gone Insane

I think Karl Lagerfeld has hit himself in the head one too many times with his fan...he has gone and named the drugged out mess Amy Winehouse a style icon- A STYLE ICON!! This thing!! This is what he said:

"She is a style icon. She is a beautiful, gifted artist. And I very much like her hair-do. I took it as inspiration. Because, in fact, it was also Brigitte Bardot's hair-do in the late fifties and sixties."

I don't remember Brigitte Bardot running around with a dead beaver on her head!!

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UPDATE: We all know that Posh loves her Karl- but this has just gone too far. TOO FAR. She released this statement about the nastiness that is the Winehouse (thanks for the update Linz)

“She has a real sense of style that I just love. She’s very much a fashion icon and I adore what she wears. She’s so unique and original. I’ve never met her but I just love her music - I’ve always got it on at home with David and the children. She’s an amazing singer.”

The girl needs to eat- she's now hallucinating

Lainey Blind Item

Holiday Detox
Some stars you look at with blinders on. She is for me one of those stars. But the glassy eyes are hard to excuse. And the thinnification too. Thinnification to get back to work and in her case assisted by good old cocaine which she apparently did in copious amounts on sets through summer and fall to stay alert and focused and un-hungry. Which is apparently always something she’s dabbled in, only before she was able to actually stop between gigs.

This time however, even though she’s wrapped, she’s taken to taking it home, wreaking havoc in her family life and bringing on serious bouts of depression. After a particularly painful episode with a very young, very innocent witness, she finally went for help. The good news is she knows she needs to stop. And she has a supportive partner behind her. Word is, to avoid public scandal, she’s fighting the beast at home during the holidays under professional supervision.

Wonderful news indeed.

GUESS: This one is incredibly hard. I'm trying to think of someone Lainey loves who has been getting skinny recently and has a family at home. My guess right now is either Angelina Jolie or Scarlett Johansson...but I'm really not sure...

UPDATE- Lainey confirmed today that it is NOT Angelina- thank god. Patti just put forth in interesting guess- Liv Tyler. Thoughts?

Project Runway Canada

Unfortunately I missed it last week so I missed Kendra being eliminated. I always liked her- I thought she'd go far.

There are only 5 designers left and 3 will go to Toronto Fashion Week- I can't believe that Stephen is still there! He is not all that great!

No offense but they could only find Nick Verreos- they couldn't get Kara Saan or Austin Scarlett?

Oh Lucien stop sulking- you can't always design gowns.

I am going to critique the designs this time based on whether or not I would wear them when I go south this winter!

I agree with Nick- Iman will be horrified with Biddell's outfit- it's horrific

I love that Stephen can walk that well in heels- that is damn impressive! he can definitely walk better than the finalists on America's next top model this season-actually most seasons!

Note to Marie Genevieve- you look a thousand times better without the glasses- get some contacts!!

I do like Stephen's dress- although I still don't think he's a strong designer. His outfit is cute- but again, not that original.

I wouldn't wear Marie Genevieves outfit but it is nice. I don't think that the outfit that she is wearing is very resort- it seems kind of businessy.

I don't like the outfit that Shernett made for the other girl- too many clothes! You don't wear layers at resorts- and yo don't wear pants. Again- too many clothes...resort is all about fast and functional.

I do like Lucien's dress- it is nice and airy. As for the outfit it is fairly Eurotrash. And again- too many clothes!!!

God Biddell's outfit is so horrid- although I think his dress was by far the best outfit. That is totally something someone would wear to dinner when they go to a resort. But he went a bit far on the runway with his gestures.

Yet Another Reason Why I Love the Germans!!

Germany is banning Scientology since it is quite obviously not a religion and just prays on people who are weak and vulnerable. Duh- I've been saying that for years!! God I love me the Germans- they are so efficient!!

http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2007/12/07/scientology-germany.html#skip300x250

Thanks Janet for the article!

America's Next Top Model

I really don't like any of these final four- it is a very disappointing final group.

Side note- did anyone else see Yaya in the new oil of olay commercials...someone is finally getting a job after this show!

Oh poor little Chantal- neither of these cities are fashion capitals.

Well Bianca is the first one that spoke- maybe she'll be eliminated! I really do dislike her the most! She is such a cow- she wants the show to be over and she totally doesn't appreciate it.

I don't think these girls understand the purpose of this challenge- they have to stick to the theme...wait a minute- there is Aldo in China?!?!

Did these girls only shop at Aldo!? That was the only place to go in a mall of 1000 stores!?

Bianca can't walk- she thinks that she is already Naomi Freakin Campbell.

Oh god Jenna shut up- don't say that you want to be home with the family...say you want to be there!!

Well Bianca and Jenna will be the bottom two- the bitch and the tranny. I would much rather have the bitch go home.

Yay it's Jenna (never thought I'd say that!) Aurevoir you complete c word Bianca (it takes a lot for me to say that since I hate that term!!) Time to go back to your home- you will never leave again. You are too horrid.

MIKA IN CONCERT!!

I don't think it's possible to fully express how much I heart Mika- Big Girls You are Beautiful is like my anthem!! AND HE"S COMING TO CANADA!! He'll be playing on January 29th at the Kool Haus- anyone interested!? Anyone? Anyone at all!?

Barbara Walters is Trying to Make Me Insane!!

First she subjected me to the annoying Meredith Vieira and the retarded Star Jones. Then came Elisabeth Hasselbeck and her absolute insanity. I always thought she was incredibly dangerous to put on tv- she is so uneducated and spouting off crap that the general population will take as fact. I could not have imagined that it could get worse...

But it did!

Look at this clip of Sherri Shepherd- the fact that this woman is raising a child and has the opportunity to speak to America makes my stomach turn. There is no hope for humanity if people listen to her. She doesn't understand that there was a history before Jesus Christ. She doesn't understand that there were civilizations prior to the birth of Jesus. She believes that Christians have always been around....it just makes no sense....I have met a LOT of stupid people and grew up in an area where athletic ability trumped intelligence. However, this is baffling. I mean just to make it simple- she claims to have read the bible. The old testament is a very LARGE book spanning many generations preChrist...it just makes so sense!!

ACH!!! Make it stop!!

http://www.mollygood.com/the-view/jesus-is-my-history-teacher-20071204/

Time to Fire Your Mom!

Don't get me wrong- Beyonce does have a fantastic body. And in the right clothes with the right cut she has a stunning silhouette- I saw it at her concert. However, her mother keeps putting her in these god awful shapes that accentuate how wide she is in one area- it's horrid!!

Heroes

I haven't really watched this season- mainly because it was disjointed and pretentious and not cohesive in any way. But I heard there would be quite a few deaths tonight so now I'm interested...we'll see how this goes.

Plus there isn't a lot of other original television to watch!

Oh god now the eyes go black- what the hell is going on with this stupid Maya woman- this whole thing makes no sense!!

I have missed quite a bit- what is the mothers power?

Oh Sark you are a sexy beast! A sexy sexy beast!

Am I the only one who finds Hiro to be completely annoying..although this time stopping scene is kind of cool.

Man Hayden Panettiere has the worst eyebrows ever- can they not hire estheticians on this show?!

God Veronica is so underused on this show it's depressing.

The problem with this show is that they have too many characters with too many subplots- I mean they are everywhere right now. Nothing is cohesive.

YAY Sylar! Kill that annoying Maya- she added NOTHING to the storyline!!

Oh god- why on earth did they bring back that freakin Maya- I'm sure Veronica will die right now...but I don't care all that much....oh if they killed Nicki and Micah that would be AMAZING!

And that girl wasn't asphyxiated yet...shure...note how there are flames everywhere but no smoke! Nice! They are killing Nicki- AWESOME!!! She was annoying anyway- why didn't the kids go too?!

Oh god this retrospective being done by Nathan is retarded. Absolutely retarded.

Well I'm sure they will just give Nathan some of Claire's blood...I would rather see him live than stupid Nicki

Lainey Blind Item

Condom-free Sleaze
Here’s a riddle for all riddles…took several weeks to research and confirm because the level of atrocity is just so unspeakable.

A legendary philanderer, now that he’s allowed, managed to talk some random twat into sleeping with him…repeatedly. She of course is an aspiring celebrity, like so many young 20 somethings running around these days, obsessed with The Hills, believing they can be the next Lauren Conrard, dreaming of finally “moving to LA” and then when getting there, hooking up with any actor that can get them papped while leaving a club.

Why are some girls so dumb?

So dumb they get talked into sex without a condom, so dumb they get knocked up? When he found out, of course he promised he’d make it official…he’d legitimise her as his girlfriend but she had to, as you would expect, get rid of the bump. A nice cheque and a bauble, along with several thousand dollars worth of merchandise from Fred Segal came along with the promise.

Naturally she believes him. And she gets it done. And now he won’t return her calls preferring instead to set up a few photo opps depicting him the perfect single man. Her friends, seeing a cash opportunity, are imploring her to run to the tabs. Only she’s in love and is afraid to ruin her chances.

So all she does is keep calling. Only to be met with radio silence on the other end.

Pray Xenu she finally starts singing the jilted blues all the way to the National Enquirer. It’s about time this sleaze loses what’s left of a dwindling fanbase.


GUESS: This pains me people...PAINS ME!! I'm pretty certain that it is Ryan Phillippe..It all fits. Legendary philanderer who is now allowed to- it is well known he cheated constantly on Reese and now he can sleep around all he wants. He has been in the media talking about how ill he felt during his divorce and he's been papped being the devoted dad. And we all know Lainey thinks he's a skeeze......I hearted him so as Sebastian...

50 Dumbest People in Hollywood

So in response to Entertainment Weekly's list the New York Daily News has put together their own list of the 50 Dumbest People in Hollywood. Here is the top ten:

1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Kim Kardashian
3. Spencer Pratt
4. Jeff Kwatinetz
5. Shia LaBeouf
6. Heidi Montag
7. Jessica Simpson
8. Kiefer Sutherland
9. Tori Spelling
10. Rumer Willis

I agree with most of these- love that they have the drunk drivers and the dumbasses from the Hills. I do think that Britney Spears deserved a top spot though- she is much dumber than #15.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/11/30/2007-11-30_daily_news_lists_top_50_dumbest_people_i.html

What the Hell?

Is someone just using photoshop and pasting these horrid plastic surgery pics recently or did Paris really do this to her lips?!

Amazing Race

Man Ronald is such a horrible father- I hope that they get eliminated next.

HAHA! I love how Kynt adopted a horrible british accent to speak with the Lithuanian tourism agent!

Wow the blondes are completely combusting- they are not going to last long if they keep fighting like this.

Did they only go to Lithuania as a promotion for Travelocity?

Oh god I would never do the counting- I would totally do the stilts even though we all know I'm completely uncoordinated.

Is it wrong that I don't care if Ronald falls since I can't stand him anyway!

I don't understand why the young and strong teams aren't doing the stilts- it is so much quicker

I thought the blonds were a stronger team than that- I can't believe Ronald is still in the race!

Miss America Reality Check

I just saw a commercial for a new TLC show starting in January called Miss America Reality Check hosted by Michael Urie- aka Mark from Ugly Betty! This looks intriguing people...very very intriguing!!