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Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Monday, September 22, 2008
Dancing with the Stars
Oh it's a new season of Dancing with the Stars- this is all we will be talking about tomorrow at lunch. Go Jefferson Darcy!!
Oh yuck a Hannah Montana star...oh god he beatboxes?!!?!! I HATE BEATBOXING!! Are there enough young kids to vote for this kid? He's actually an ok little dancer- he has rhythm and confidence pretty soon. Oh I actually thought they did better than 6- he wasn't that bad.
Rocco- I'm not expecting much. Especially if Karina is injured and he is a chef. How is she injured exactly? That was ok- didn't do much for me.
Oh god Toni Braxton- her belly button terrifies me!! THey actually aren't bad dancers- but popstars are usually good at this. It's not very surprising
I am aware that I am not in peak physical condition- but it shocks me how much weight Cheryl Burke gains season after season- it's just weird to see in a dancer. And got I hate her hair! That was an ok dance- I never have as much fun watching the ballroom dances.
Brooke Burke- hyperextended legs are an asset!! I work hard to keep mine in check because it leads to knee problems!! This is actually pretty good. she needs to do a bit more footwork but they had good rhythm.
Go Jefferson Darcy!! He actually did a pretty good job!
Lance Bass just introduced himself as a singer with Nsync...mmmm they aren't a group anymore! Oh Lance is a bit stiff. But not horrid. Oh there's Joey in the audience- I wonder if he can get Justin?
Go Cloris Leachman! I mean she is 82- you go girl! Her legs look quite good- she's spunky too! Ok that was just cute. She obviously won't last long but good for her for trying! Why the hell is her leg on the desk
Jeff Ross- I have seen him as a comic and he was ok. Edyta- you are known for trying to get as nude as possible on stage. I like his attitude! I mean he's horrible yet charming and endearing all at the same time
Please Kim Kardashian you are best known for your ginormous ass and porn career. This girl has no effin personality- just listening to her speak shows that there is nothing there! No wonder you have such horrible balance- those ass implants are pulling you backwards!! This pains me to admit- but she's not horrid....I think she will last another week- yuck. How can there be emotion and chemistry when this girl has absolutely no personality! I love her partner Mark though- he seems like a really nice cute boy- he's so polite
It really doesn't matter how Susan Lucci does- she isn't going anywhere. She has enough of a minivan majority fanbase to make it through. Susan Lucci it's a family show- behave!
Misty May Treanor- I can't believe they were able to get someone who just won a gold medal- she's still a big name. MAXSIM!! My sexy ballroom beast is back!! God I love him! Listen to Max..he's a sexy beast and knows all
Well the football player usually does well but this Warren is pretty big. He actually is pretty light on his feet- I think he will definitely stick around. he mean it is a bit awkward but he looks like he's having fun.
Well although he's funny I definitely think that Jeffrey Ross will be going home
Oh yuck a Hannah Montana star...oh god he beatboxes?!!?!! I HATE BEATBOXING!! Are there enough young kids to vote for this kid? He's actually an ok little dancer- he has rhythm and confidence pretty soon. Oh I actually thought they did better than 6- he wasn't that bad.
Rocco- I'm not expecting much. Especially if Karina is injured and he is a chef. How is she injured exactly? That was ok- didn't do much for me.
Oh god Toni Braxton- her belly button terrifies me!! THey actually aren't bad dancers- but popstars are usually good at this. It's not very surprising
I am aware that I am not in peak physical condition- but it shocks me how much weight Cheryl Burke gains season after season- it's just weird to see in a dancer. And got I hate her hair! That was an ok dance- I never have as much fun watching the ballroom dances.
Brooke Burke- hyperextended legs are an asset!! I work hard to keep mine in check because it leads to knee problems!! This is actually pretty good. she needs to do a bit more footwork but they had good rhythm.
Go Jefferson Darcy!! He actually did a pretty good job!
Lance Bass just introduced himself as a singer with Nsync...mmmm they aren't a group anymore! Oh Lance is a bit stiff. But not horrid. Oh there's Joey in the audience- I wonder if he can get Justin?
Go Cloris Leachman! I mean she is 82- you go girl! Her legs look quite good- she's spunky too! Ok that was just cute. She obviously won't last long but good for her for trying! Why the hell is her leg on the desk
Jeff Ross- I have seen him as a comic and he was ok. Edyta- you are known for trying to get as nude as possible on stage. I like his attitude! I mean he's horrible yet charming and endearing all at the same time
Please Kim Kardashian you are best known for your ginormous ass and porn career. This girl has no effin personality- just listening to her speak shows that there is nothing there! No wonder you have such horrible balance- those ass implants are pulling you backwards!! This pains me to admit- but she's not horrid....I think she will last another week- yuck. How can there be emotion and chemistry when this girl has absolutely no personality! I love her partner Mark though- he seems like a really nice cute boy- he's so polite
It really doesn't matter how Susan Lucci does- she isn't going anywhere. She has enough of a minivan majority fanbase to make it through. Susan Lucci it's a family show- behave!
Misty May Treanor- I can't believe they were able to get someone who just won a gold medal- she's still a big name. MAXSIM!! My sexy ballroom beast is back!! God I love him! Listen to Max..he's a sexy beast and knows all
Well the football player usually does well but this Warren is pretty big. He actually is pretty light on his feet- I think he will definitely stick around. he mean it is a bit awkward but he looks like he's having fun.
Well although he's funny I definitely think that Jeffrey Ross will be going home
New Kids on The Block Concert!!
By popular demand here is my New Kids on the Block review!!
First off let me tell you I've been looking forward to seeing them again for the past 20 years since the first time I saw them!! Just buying the tickets I was sweating and shaking I was so excited.
So the night started with us sitting in the marche singing and dancing and making the Joe doll move- thank you Mandy May for bring her Joey Joe Bird McIntyre doll- that was amazing!
So just walking to the ACC I was getting pretty ridiculous and hyper- I don't think that I've ever been as excited for any other concert in my life.
When we went in we went straight to the merchandise- unfortunately I don't have any of my original New Kids wear so I of course needed to fit in and wear NKOTB wear. I kid you not about 80-90% of the audience was wearing something NKOTB that night- it was like a lovely lovely cult! I have never seen a merchandise booth so packed full of people in my life- it was insane!! But Mandy and I persevered and got our glittering pink Cover Girl tank tops- that's right- I rocked that shirt with pride!!
So we finally went into the concert and discovered that our seats were quite fantastic- down in the 100s I knew I would get some amazing views of my boys!
Natasha Bedingfield was singing...saw her sing Unwritten...that was enough for me. I mean I have nothing against her but really I was there for the 5 bad brothers from Beantown land.
The anticipation of them coming on was overwhelming- I was SOOOO worked up!! When the lights went down I started screaching and stomping my feet- I quite literally lost my mind!! I'm telling you I have never ever been to a concert that was that loud and deafening. I mean I don't think it's possible to explain the insanity of the evening. Last night was the first concert that went on sale- it was the concert that had all the hardcore fans going crazy. All of the 10 year old girls are now 30 and trying to recreate their youth- it was insane!
They come up on a platform in a V formation and did their single song. Then they launched into My favorite girl. I kid you not- and I'm not just talking as a crazy fan- they were amazing!! They sounded great, they were incredibly enthusiastic and amazing performers and their dancing was fabulous! They really were great on stage.
I can't remember the song order because it was all just a blur of me screaming and losing my shit but essentially they played all the hits...and then some! When they did the Right Stuff I went mad- and when they did the right stuff dance I couldn't contain myself.
They danced on the mainstage then they came to this circular rotating stage with a piano on it that was right in front of us- it was fantastic!! We were soooo close!!
Individually they each did some stuff. Donnie was definitely the most interactive member of the group with the audience. He was very chatty and was getting the audience to scream more and more. He got so moved after Jordan's I'll be Loving You Forever that he cried- CRIED!! It was quite moving- he was so moved by the audience...because again- everyone was stark raving mad! He also did a solo "rock" version of Cover Girl that made me go mental- that was always my favorite song! (hence the tank top!)
I remember there was a long time when I wouldn't admit my love of the New Kids or my other cheesy fans because I didn't want to be made fun of. Well screw it- I'm too old for that shit. I'm going to keep wearing my shirt loud and proud in the future!!
Anyways, Danny did a bit of solo stuff. He had a little breakdance routine that he did and he came out with Jon with a camera and they put on Lady Gaga and were video'ing the audience- I'm not sure if it was for a video but I danced like no one was watching- hell I did that for the whole concert.
Jon didn't really do much- he had a solo line in my favorite girl...and that was about it. He did seem quite happy and didn't look like he wanted to run backstage- it looks like he conquered the anxiety stage fright and did well!
As for Joey Joe Bird he was definitely having fun! He was dancing his way off the stage and really got into his song. He was PASSIONATE! During Please Don't Go Girl he got down on his knees to emote...he was feeling it!! As was I! He also did a solo song that he got to emote in. He asked the audience if they were doing ok after 15 years- and they truly were! He was great- he sounded amazing and was surprisingly attractive- all he has to do to be truly hot is shave the pube stash he had going.
And then there's Jordan...love of my life...admittedly he sort of lost me a few years back when I watched the Surreal Life and he was such a prick it turned me off of him. But sitting there his voice brought out all the 11 year girl love that I had for him...I saw the rat tail and again he was main man! LOVE HIM!! He sounded soooo good! Granted he lipsynched his way through his solo song I'll give it to you but he was still great. He can still sing those high notes- and sadly it still made me squeal!! LOVE HIM!!! The best part though- he comes up at one point with a white blouse on (that's right, a blouse) that was unbuttoned and sang in front of a wind machine that blew his shirt around....amazing! Admittedly I peed myself laughing at it but it was a great moment. His body was fantastic actually- very toned and little- just how I like it!! He really did sound fantastic. He didn't really interact with the audience though- he left that to Joe and Donnie.
The did all the big hits then came out and did Step by Step as the first encore- I went nuts. Then the finally was Hangin Tough- by this time I was pretty much ready to be institutionalized I was so excited! They were soooo good! They sounded amazing and were so genuinely pleased to be there and excited that the audience was so into it.
So to sum up they were amazing, I was insane, and good times were had by all!!
Quote of the Day
"The public adore me… I haven't got a bad word to say about Paul… men are falling over themselves to ask me out… my only interest in life is helping others."
-Heather Mills....seriously....the girl is retarded say nothing of delusional
Update- this is a NEW interview
Emmy's
Ok that bit was annoying- I mean Howie Mandel is retarded! Just going on and on about having nothing to say is not amusing! And why the hell did they just take off Heidi's clothes?!? How on earth is that amusing?!
Yuck Jeremy Piven is completely overrated! I mean let's be honest- Drama makes that show!! Ok I do agree with him that the opening sucked
Oh Elaine- do the dance! Best supporting actress- it has to be Vanessa Williams!! Or Amy Poehler! Jean Smart!? What!? I mean I do like the show but come on- Wilhemina deserves this! Mark run on stage and get that for Willie!
All right for best supporting actor in a drama I have to go with Sam Malone or Ben- as long as it's not Shatner.
Oh Ricky Gervais you rock my world- you are too cute!! No one wants to hear from a producer- haha! Don't cry it's just an award! I love when they gave the award to Steve Carell and they all jumped around- too cute!! I made you what you are- haha!!
First Ricky Gervais then Conan O'Brien....love them! These are the people who should be hosting! Katherine Heigl told him his material wasn't emmy worthy- HAHAHA!! Love you! My god Boston Public still gets nominated- how is that show relivant?!?! Ok I want Dianne Wiest to win simply because I love her- yay Parenthood! If not then I want Bailey to win.
Steve Martin I love you!! We need to see more of you! I'm picking out a thermos for you...
Oh god I'm embarassed for Josh Brolin...well he does get to do a duet with Animal- that is a bit cool. Oh god he's doing South Park- this is just odd. he's like a bad lounge singer on a cruise.
I really like Laura Linney- she is just really well spoken.
Not to sound horribly young but this laugh-in is just not current- this is just awkward...
Oh god that Red and Pink Dress is hideous!! I hope that was designed by Lauren and not Christian!!
Pushing Daisies won best directing!! YAY PUSHING DAISIES!! That really was one of the most beautiful pilots I've ever seen- it was gorgeous!!
Oh god Lauren Conrad is horrid- I can't believe she said it was her line!! Just go with the flow!!! Poor David Boreanaz having to present with her!
Sandra Oh grew up in Small Town Canada!?!?!?! She grew up in Ottawa!!! How on earth is that small town canada!! Come up to Swastika- I'll show you small town Canada and what it produces!!
Wow Kathy Griffin sure has a lot of hair tonight!! Look at the power she has getting people to stand up! Lauren Conrad is probably asking who he is?
Outstanding reality show has to be the Amazing Race- it always wins!! Mainly because it is amazing!
I see what Lainey was talking about- it does look like Tom Hanks is wearing a piece...god I hope he isn't going down the same path as Travolta!
My god Don Rickles just won another Emmy- talk about sympathy vote...
Alec Baldwin- very well deserved. I will say I would have prefered Lee Pace but his time will come!
Look at that posture on Vanessa Williams! you can totally tell that she was a beauty queen
As for leading actress I don't really watch these shows- but I'm going to go with Glenn Close simply because I like her. Oh look I'm right!
They cut off Glenn Close but let Howie Mandel keep going? Yuck!
Oh best actor has to be Michael C Hall- my sexy sexy beast. Oh it's Bryan Cranston!! Go Malcolm's dad! They said he was the dark horse. I love a dark horse!
As for lead actress in a comedy go Tina Fey!!! Yay her! Man Amy Poehler is pregnant!
Time to end all of this reality host stuff- this is just painful- even Jimmy Kimmel can't handle this! Oh look Probst won!! I wanted it to be him or Tom Bergeron so that's good. As long as it's not Howie Mandel I"m ok
Wow Mary Tyler Moore needs to eat something- her arms are absolutely terrifying! Her muscles are jutting out and scary! Oh Betty White I love you!!!
How on earth is Two and a Half men even considered in the same category as 30 rock is retarded. Yay 30 rock- god that show is funny!
Tom Selleck is their big name to end the show? Seriously?! They couldn't get someone bigger? I really should watch this madmen- it is supposed to be really good
Yuck Jeremy Piven is completely overrated! I mean let's be honest- Drama makes that show!! Ok I do agree with him that the opening sucked
Oh Elaine- do the dance! Best supporting actress- it has to be Vanessa Williams!! Or Amy Poehler! Jean Smart!? What!? I mean I do like the show but come on- Wilhemina deserves this! Mark run on stage and get that for Willie!
All right for best supporting actor in a drama I have to go with Sam Malone or Ben- as long as it's not Shatner.
Oh Ricky Gervais you rock my world- you are too cute!! No one wants to hear from a producer- haha! Don't cry it's just an award! I love when they gave the award to Steve Carell and they all jumped around- too cute!! I made you what you are- haha!!
First Ricky Gervais then Conan O'Brien....love them! These are the people who should be hosting! Katherine Heigl told him his material wasn't emmy worthy- HAHAHA!! Love you! My god Boston Public still gets nominated- how is that show relivant?!?! Ok I want Dianne Wiest to win simply because I love her- yay Parenthood! If not then I want Bailey to win.
Steve Martin I love you!! We need to see more of you! I'm picking out a thermos for you...
Oh god I'm embarassed for Josh Brolin...well he does get to do a duet with Animal- that is a bit cool. Oh god he's doing South Park- this is just odd. he's like a bad lounge singer on a cruise.
I really like Laura Linney- she is just really well spoken.
Not to sound horribly young but this laugh-in is just not current- this is just awkward...
Oh god that Red and Pink Dress is hideous!! I hope that was designed by Lauren and not Christian!!
Pushing Daisies won best directing!! YAY PUSHING DAISIES!! That really was one of the most beautiful pilots I've ever seen- it was gorgeous!!
Oh god Lauren Conrad is horrid- I can't believe she said it was her line!! Just go with the flow!!! Poor David Boreanaz having to present with her!
Sandra Oh grew up in Small Town Canada!?!?!?! She grew up in Ottawa!!! How on earth is that small town canada!! Come up to Swastika- I'll show you small town Canada and what it produces!!
Wow Kathy Griffin sure has a lot of hair tonight!! Look at the power she has getting people to stand up! Lauren Conrad is probably asking who he is?
Outstanding reality show has to be the Amazing Race- it always wins!! Mainly because it is amazing!
I see what Lainey was talking about- it does look like Tom Hanks is wearing a piece...god I hope he isn't going down the same path as Travolta!
My god Don Rickles just won another Emmy- talk about sympathy vote...
Alec Baldwin- very well deserved. I will say I would have prefered Lee Pace but his time will come!
Look at that posture on Vanessa Williams! you can totally tell that she was a beauty queen
As for leading actress I don't really watch these shows- but I'm going to go with Glenn Close simply because I like her. Oh look I'm right!
They cut off Glenn Close but let Howie Mandel keep going? Yuck!
Oh best actor has to be Michael C Hall- my sexy sexy beast. Oh it's Bryan Cranston!! Go Malcolm's dad! They said he was the dark horse. I love a dark horse!
As for lead actress in a comedy go Tina Fey!!! Yay her! Man Amy Poehler is pregnant!
Time to end all of this reality host stuff- this is just painful- even Jimmy Kimmel can't handle this! Oh look Probst won!! I wanted it to be him or Tom Bergeron so that's good. As long as it's not Howie Mandel I"m ok
Wow Mary Tyler Moore needs to eat something- her arms are absolutely terrifying! Her muscles are jutting out and scary! Oh Betty White I love you!!!
How on earth is Two and a Half men even considered in the same category as 30 rock is retarded. Yay 30 rock- god that show is funny!
Tom Selleck is their big name to end the show? Seriously?! They couldn't get someone bigger? I really should watch this madmen- it is supposed to be really good
Emmy Red Carpet
Yes I know I'm a day late but I was at NKOTB last night (yay!!!) so I am doing this now. First off I would like to say thank you to my newly acquired PVR- god I love you!!
Oh god I hate Howie Mandel- how does he have a career?!?!! I wish he would shut up!
As much as I do like Project Runway I don't think that Heidi Klum is a very talented host- she looks very awkward with these guys. I mean come on- Tim Gunn is the real star of that show!!
Sandra Oh's dress is ok...I mean it isn't spectacular but it's ok
Alyssa?!?! What the hell are you turying to wear!?!? Mermaid is never a good look!!
I really like Olivia Wilde's dress...the only thing is that I would consider that to be a wedding dress
Oh Lisa Edelstein's hair looks awful!! It makes her head look even bigger!
Oh Jim you are soooo cute! Screw Pam- come find me!!
Vanessa Williams actually looks quite nice- usually she looks awful on the red carpet but I like this.
Oh I don't like Marcia Cross's dress- she looks like mother nature..and not in a good way! Wow her forehead does not move at all!! She is quite quite frozen! There is no movement of those eyebrows!
I feel bad for Steve Carell trying to banter with Ryan Seacrest- Seacrest just cn't keep up.
Neil Patrick Harris you have turned into quite the sexy beast!! I just picture him singing Rent and it makes me happy
Oh Dexter there you are you sexy sexy beast!!!! GOD I LOVE YOU!!!
Although I hate her hair I just love Lisa Edelstein's dress- it looks fantastic!
Jeremy Piven is an ass- David Boreanaz was actually quite cute and he insults that he talked too much. Anyone with that many messy plugs should not be insulting others.
Oh god Eva Longoria's hair looks SO bad- it's like she took a tube of brilcream and just smoothed it down
I think I need Sarah Polson's hair- it looks much more fun and pouffy that mine- I need it!
Lee Pace!!!! I want you to win SOOOO badly!! I cannot WAIT for Pushing Daisies to come back! Ned the piemaker rocks!
Oh God I love Michael C Hall- sexy.sexy.beast!!
Look how cute Christian Siriano is- he's so little!!
Yay Christina Applegate!! You go and dress up and kick some ass!!
Oh God my eyes!! I mean I know we all age but Holly Hunter's neck is absolutely terrifying!!! She is obviously botoxing- she should so something about those muscles in her neck!!
Bryan Cranston you are soooo bloody funny!! you slept your way to the middle in Hollywood- haha!
Oh god I hate Howie Mandel- how does he have a career?!?!! I wish he would shut up!
As much as I do like Project Runway I don't think that Heidi Klum is a very talented host- she looks very awkward with these guys. I mean come on- Tim Gunn is the real star of that show!!
Sandra Oh's dress is ok...I mean it isn't spectacular but it's ok
Alyssa?!?! What the hell are you turying to wear!?!? Mermaid is never a good look!!
I really like Olivia Wilde's dress...the only thing is that I would consider that to be a wedding dress
Oh Lisa Edelstein's hair looks awful!! It makes her head look even bigger!
Oh Jim you are soooo cute! Screw Pam- come find me!!
Vanessa Williams actually looks quite nice- usually she looks awful on the red carpet but I like this.
Oh I don't like Marcia Cross's dress- she looks like mother nature..and not in a good way! Wow her forehead does not move at all!! She is quite quite frozen! There is no movement of those eyebrows!
I feel bad for Steve Carell trying to banter with Ryan Seacrest- Seacrest just cn't keep up.
Neil Patrick Harris you have turned into quite the sexy beast!! I just picture him singing Rent and it makes me happy
Oh Dexter there you are you sexy sexy beast!!!! GOD I LOVE YOU!!!
Although I hate her hair I just love Lisa Edelstein's dress- it looks fantastic!
Jeremy Piven is an ass- David Boreanaz was actually quite cute and he insults that he talked too much. Anyone with that many messy plugs should not be insulting others.
Oh god Eva Longoria's hair looks SO bad- it's like she took a tube of brilcream and just smoothed it down
I think I need Sarah Polson's hair- it looks much more fun and pouffy that mine- I need it!
Lee Pace!!!! I want you to win SOOOO badly!! I cannot WAIT for Pushing Daisies to come back! Ned the piemaker rocks!
Oh God I love Michael C Hall- sexy.sexy.beast!!
Look how cute Christian Siriano is- he's so little!!
Yay Christina Applegate!! You go and dress up and kick some ass!!
Oh God my eyes!! I mean I know we all age but Holly Hunter's neck is absolutely terrifying!!! She is obviously botoxing- she should so something about those muscles in her neck!!
Bryan Cranston you are soooo bloody funny!! you slept your way to the middle in Hollywood- haha!
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Travis Barker and DJ AM in Plane Crash
It seems really odd that this would be what I post about after such a long break from regular blogging what with moving and what not but it made me upset. Any time I hear about plane crashes it makes me upset- especially when I will be flying out this week to Vancouver!
Anyways, Travis Barker and DJ AM taking off from Columbia, South Carolina when their plane went off the runway and caught fire. The other 4 people on the plane- the pilots, Travis' assistant and his bodyguard- all died. Travis and DJ AM both are in critical condition in Augusta, Georgia with severe burns.
That is just so so sad. I mean I'm not even the bigest fan of these people but it is scary to hear about
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