Oh god yet another opportunity to act...yuck...
Oh the makeover show!! The best night of television ever! I have to say Mr. Jay looked fabulous with the makeup and the different hairstyle- I wish he would change his plastic hair!!
OH NO MAKE IT STOP!!! Tyra with an accent?!!? NO!!!
Oh I like Marjorie with the different hair- she needs the darker hair. Oh and Joslyn looks much better also
Oh Sam also looks much better- my mom will love that. I hate Hannah's- but I hate that banged look
Oh I don't like Clark with the dark hair- I don't think it looks right- it washes her out
Oh I'm very interested in seeing what they do to Elina since she is so nervous. Ok that hair is awful- and will be SOOOOO hard to maintain!! I actually feel bad for her since it will be hard to manage.
Oh god McKey looks awful- it makes her look even more manly. It's like what they did to Jada.
Oh Isis looks good- and so does Britney- they can pull off the long hair
Oh it's Nigel's wife- I didn't realize that she was american...and pregnant! God I'm jealous that she is married to that sexy beast!
Oh gosh jolly jee...I can't handle Hannah! She's got that downhome thing going on like Miley Cyrus that I despise!!
How hard is it to do a little spot? Haha Marjorie called at Walgreens! hehe!
Hannah won?!!? WHAT?!?! That girl is horrid!!
They are really profiling Britney and Annaleigh- they must be the bottom two.
Oh god Elina is a horrid little thing- she hates her mom and says she doesn't love her because she doesn't let her express her emotions- she doesn't anyway. I think the girl has serious serious issues!
I thought that Analeigh was an early frontrunner but now I'm thinking she may go home. Oh god Hannah looks like a complete psycho
Oh god Elina has all those tattoos of sayings- I just don't get those...do you really need a catchphrase or proverb tattood on your body!?
Marjorie looks so much better with the dark hair- she looks much less harsh
Ok now I think it will be Isis and Britney in the bottom two- Britney will go home
Oh I was right the first time around with Analeigh- but it was Britney that went
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Sunday, September 7, 2008
MVAs
Was that a comeback?!!? Is my BritBrit back?! She looked healthy and sane- very nice! And the dress was definitely a throwback to better times!! The Jonah Hill skit wasn't funny at all but it was nice seeing her
Ok Rihanna we all know I love you but the mullet- not a good look! Also the boots cut her at a bad angle and it makes her look like she has big thighs...which obviously she does not.
HAHAHA!! You Americans are forward thinking- why else would you have let that retarded cowboy be president for 8 years...elect Barack Obama! Use a condom or become Republican! HAHA!! This Russell Brand guy rocks!! And I love how he keeps going after the Jonas Brothers- awesome! This guy has balls!
Am I the only one who caught when Jamie Fox said to give it up for the ladies they panned to Zac Efron- hehe!! He is such a little queen in the making- he spends more time getting ready than any girl I know
BritBrit wins!!! It should have been Katie Perry but still. Nice speech- short and sweet. Oh Brit you're back!!
Oh god get these douches off my screen- why are Spencer and Heidi there? I do think it's funny that they are outside during their bit- were they not allowed in the building?
I actually like both the Pink and the Christina Aguilera songs. Christina is lipsynching so obviously- hehe!
BritBrit stay away from Paris!! Congrats- but stay away from her!!
BRITBRIT!!! VIDEO OF THE YEAR!! Britney is back bitches!!
Ok Rihanna we all know I love you but the mullet- not a good look! Also the boots cut her at a bad angle and it makes her look like she has big thighs...which obviously she does not.
HAHAHA!! You Americans are forward thinking- why else would you have let that retarded cowboy be president for 8 years...elect Barack Obama! Use a condom or become Republican! HAHA!! This Russell Brand guy rocks!! And I love how he keeps going after the Jonas Brothers- awesome! This guy has balls!
Am I the only one who caught when Jamie Fox said to give it up for the ladies they panned to Zac Efron- hehe!! He is such a little queen in the making- he spends more time getting ready than any girl I know
BritBrit wins!!! It should have been Katie Perry but still. Nice speech- short and sweet. Oh Brit you're back!!
Oh god get these douches off my screen- why are Spencer and Heidi there? I do think it's funny that they are outside during their bit- were they not allowed in the building?
I actually like both the Pink and the Christina Aguilera songs. Christina is lipsynching so obviously- hehe!
BritBrit stay away from Paris!! Congrats- but stay away from her!!
BRITBRIT!!! VIDEO OF THE YEAR!! Britney is back bitches!!
Friday, September 5, 2008
Lainey Blind Item
Anger Management
It's not just Russell Crowe who has anger issues...only he was stupid enough to beat down a dude who didn't have to survive in the business.
This ferocious lady who in these circles has always been known to be a difficult bitch keeps her attacks, with a few exceptions (like if you make the mistake of not getting out of her way quickly enough at the airport), restricted to those who have to work around her. Like PAs and caterers, makeup artists. Whichever minion catches her in a bad mood and depending on the crime, it could result in an open hand slap to the face, throwing coffee all over someone's pants, and most recently, when craft services wasn't up to her exacting standards, stalking up to an unsuspecting staffer, ripping the phone out of his ear, and screeching to the person on the other line: "you've been talking to a retard who can't do his job."
Apparently her episodes have been getting more and more violent, so much so that the director and producer on her current project have had to call in reinforcements: her husband is now travelling with her to calm her now legendary temper but also to look after the little one, who has been exposed on more than a few occasions to her viotriolic outbursts. So far...it's working. Everyone is relieved but also extra, extra cautious. Calm before the storm.
MY GUESS: Jessica Alba- she has been rumoured to be a bitch for years. I mean her child is still pretty little and I don't know if she's working but I can't think of anyone else...maybe Elizabeth Hurley?
It's not just Russell Crowe who has anger issues...only he was stupid enough to beat down a dude who didn't have to survive in the business.
This ferocious lady who in these circles has always been known to be a difficult bitch keeps her attacks, with a few exceptions (like if you make the mistake of not getting out of her way quickly enough at the airport), restricted to those who have to work around her. Like PAs and caterers, makeup artists. Whichever minion catches her in a bad mood and depending on the crime, it could result in an open hand slap to the face, throwing coffee all over someone's pants, and most recently, when craft services wasn't up to her exacting standards, stalking up to an unsuspecting staffer, ripping the phone out of his ear, and screeching to the person on the other line: "you've been talking to a retard who can't do his job."
Apparently her episodes have been getting more and more violent, so much so that the director and producer on her current project have had to call in reinforcements: her husband is now travelling with her to calm her now legendary temper but also to look after the little one, who has been exposed on more than a few occasions to her viotriolic outbursts. So far...it's working. Everyone is relieved but also extra, extra cautious. Calm before the storm.
MY GUESS: Jessica Alba- she has been rumoured to be a bitch for years. I mean her child is still pretty little and I don't know if she's working but I can't think of anyone else...maybe Elizabeth Hurley?
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Big Brother 10
I will be sad to see Renny go- obviously I would have much rather seen Gerry leave
Memphis used to be damn hot- if he could get rid of a lot of his big muscle bulk that would be great!
Wow April is still completely delusional and talking about Keesha- saying that she left with her respect and pride? This girl is a complete retard
Oh god Renny just makes the worst speeches ever- she's nuttier than a fruitcake
I hope Keesha wins this HOH- I would like to see her go all the way.
Well Dan will obviously nominate Keesha and Gerry but this week is really all about the POV
Memphis used to be damn hot- if he could get rid of a lot of his big muscle bulk that would be great!
Wow April is still completely delusional and talking about Keesha- saying that she left with her respect and pride? This girl is a complete retard
Oh god Renny just makes the worst speeches ever- she's nuttier than a fruitcake
I hope Keesha wins this HOH- I would like to see her go all the way.
Well Dan will obviously nominate Keesha and Gerry but this week is really all about the POV
Lainey Blind Item
Banning Bottles
If motherhood is so rewarding, and what she’s been waiting for her entire life, why is it that there is no evidence of motherhood in her home? Particularly accessories. Pottery Barn doesn’t sell baby bottles.
Which could be why she insists on banning them from the house?
How does she feed her child when there are no bottles in the house?
Well… it’s because she doesn’t feed her child. It’s because the nannies feed her child. The nannies do everything for the child all days of the week. The nannies nanny morning and night while she works morning and night.
Perhaps that’s how she can justify her mandates: no bottles in the house, only bottles in the nanny trailers. She’s the modern mom?
MY GUESS: Nicole Kidman. Although the Pottery Barn reference is throwing me- I don't think she would shop there...which makes me think it's someone who is courting the minivan majority...but that still may be her...
UPDATE: Thanks Sheila for that- Jaime Pressly is a good guess- there has been talk for a while that she goes out a lot and not with her child
If motherhood is so rewarding, and what she’s been waiting for her entire life, why is it that there is no evidence of motherhood in her home? Particularly accessories. Pottery Barn doesn’t sell baby bottles.
Which could be why she insists on banning them from the house?
How does she feed her child when there are no bottles in the house?
Well… it’s because she doesn’t feed her child. It’s because the nannies feed her child. The nannies do everything for the child all days of the week. The nannies nanny morning and night while she works morning and night.
Perhaps that’s how she can justify her mandates: no bottles in the house, only bottles in the nanny trailers. She’s the modern mom?
MY GUESS: Nicole Kidman. Although the Pottery Barn reference is throwing me- I don't think she would shop there...which makes me think it's someone who is courting the minivan majority...but that still may be her...
UPDATE: Thanks Sheila for that- Jaime Pressly is a good guess- there has been talk for a while that she goes out a lot and not with her child
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
America's Next Top Model
So exciting- god I love this show!! I'm also watching this with my mom and she is super excited!
Oh god look at the J's hair- Mr. Jay looks awful
Oh god Isis can't walk to save her life
My mom loves the top model institute of technology- she thinks this is amazing...she doesn't get out much- hehe!
System overload because Tyra is in there?! Of course...I need a vanity project like this!! Oh god she's acting....sooooo bad!!
Oh the tranny tranny! I didn't even clue in that it was Isis- I didn't spot her right away. I would have thought she would have been able to walk better- holy stereotype batman.
The girl from Alaska is a complete tool...oh god it's time for me to teach these people how to do their moose calls!
A vegan who likes everyone...lovely...
The Harvard girl is super nervous and looks like a tool- and like Tyra knows more about english literature than she does
Elina wants to be there for personal activism? Animal libertarian? I hate her already
What the hell is up with the striped makeup
Oh god Clark- you're a tool. You see yourself as exceptional?!
Stop saying Tyrabot!! For the love of god stop calling her Tyra bot!!
Ok the panty things is nasty...nasty!
Of course Isis got through- Tyra asked her to come back
I hate that she asks them to change their names- that's completely ridiculous.
Clark's a cow
Oh god magicians always make me feel so awkward! So very very awkward...
Nigel you are fierce...you sexy sexy beast!!
Sharaun- you win the award for being completely ignorant and a bitch. But you come off looking like a tool.
Samantha is awful- she is so awkward.
Hannah is yet another tool- she doesn't know what she feels about nuclear weapons?
I think that the bottom two will be Clark and Hannah and Hannah will go home
Oh I'm wrong...it's Sharaun and Nikeshya- I hope it's Sharaun since she's been such a cow with Isis
Oh good- I won't miss her
Oh god look at the J's hair- Mr. Jay looks awful
Oh god Isis can't walk to save her life
My mom loves the top model institute of technology- she thinks this is amazing...she doesn't get out much- hehe!
System overload because Tyra is in there?! Of course...I need a vanity project like this!! Oh god she's acting....sooooo bad!!
Oh the tranny tranny! I didn't even clue in that it was Isis- I didn't spot her right away. I would have thought she would have been able to walk better- holy stereotype batman.
The girl from Alaska is a complete tool...oh god it's time for me to teach these people how to do their moose calls!
A vegan who likes everyone...lovely...
The Harvard girl is super nervous and looks like a tool- and like Tyra knows more about english literature than she does
Elina wants to be there for personal activism? Animal libertarian? I hate her already
What the hell is up with the striped makeup
Oh god Clark- you're a tool. You see yourself as exceptional?!
Stop saying Tyrabot!! For the love of god stop calling her Tyra bot!!
Ok the panty things is nasty...nasty!
Of course Isis got through- Tyra asked her to come back
I hate that she asks them to change their names- that's completely ridiculous.
Clark's a cow
Oh god magicians always make me feel so awkward! So very very awkward...
Nigel you are fierce...you sexy sexy beast!!
Sharaun- you win the award for being completely ignorant and a bitch. But you come off looking like a tool.
Samantha is awful- she is so awkward.
Hannah is yet another tool- she doesn't know what she feels about nuclear weapons?
I think that the bottom two will be Clark and Hannah and Hannah will go home
Oh I'm wrong...it's Sharaun and Nikeshya- I hope it's Sharaun since she's been such a cow with Isis
Oh good- I won't miss her
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
90210
SOOOO Excited for this!!! So so so very excited!!
Ok this brother and sister is interacial...not only that they have a different accent....lovely.
Love that they used Coldplay to start out
Lucille Bluth doing what she does best- drinking! Oh Lucille I love you!
Oh the requisite parking lot at west beverly shot- amazing!
Love that they are already showing blow jobs 5 minutes into the show- excellent
Hannah Zuckerman-Vasquez- amazing!!! At least they are tying in some history- I didn't realize that Andrea had moved back
Kelly Taylor!!! Kelly Taylor!!! I don't remember this guy- like he dated my Kelly
THE SAME MUSIC!!! AMAZING!!!
Erin Silver- Kelly and David sisters!! of course she is hip- I don't get why she is a brunette- she was a blonde forever.
Nat still has the peach pit- well a suped up version of it.
Is it just me or do all the girls have matching teeth?
Lacrosse is the trendy sport?!
Ok this sentimental moment with father and son bonding over Lacrosse is not needed-
back to the catty bitches
Ok she was just cast in the play immediately- of course. Oh god she gets Jessica Simpson face when she sings- lovely.
Oh she got to go the party even though she cheated on the paper. And why is Erin there if she hates Naomi?
Man these girls need to eat something asap!
Oh Ethan is definitely the new Dylan- look at him and that surf board!
Kelly as a mommy- very weird...
How is Naomi's ponytail wavy when she had her hair straightened?
Did Shannon Doherty always have teeth like that?! Oh a reference to Brandon- bring back the old cast!
I love that she jets off to San Fran- very nice
Ok not enough Kelly and Brenda...definitely not enough...
Does Kelly live in David's old house?
Ok this brother and sister is interacial...not only that they have a different accent....lovely.
Love that they used Coldplay to start out
Lucille Bluth doing what she does best- drinking! Oh Lucille I love you!
Oh the requisite parking lot at west beverly shot- amazing!
Love that they are already showing blow jobs 5 minutes into the show- excellent
Hannah Zuckerman-Vasquez- amazing!!! At least they are tying in some history- I didn't realize that Andrea had moved back
Kelly Taylor!!! Kelly Taylor!!! I don't remember this guy- like he dated my Kelly
THE SAME MUSIC!!! AMAZING!!!
Erin Silver- Kelly and David sisters!! of course she is hip- I don't get why she is a brunette- she was a blonde forever.
Nat still has the peach pit- well a suped up version of it.
Is it just me or do all the girls have matching teeth?
Lacrosse is the trendy sport?!
Ok this sentimental moment with father and son bonding over Lacrosse is not needed-
back to the catty bitches
Ok she was just cast in the play immediately- of course. Oh god she gets Jessica Simpson face when she sings- lovely.
Oh she got to go the party even though she cheated on the paper. And why is Erin there if she hates Naomi?
Man these girls need to eat something asap!
Oh Ethan is definitely the new Dylan- look at him and that surf board!
Kelly as a mommy- very weird...
How is Naomi's ponytail wavy when she had her hair straightened?
Did Shannon Doherty always have teeth like that?! Oh a reference to Brandon- bring back the old cast!
I love that she jets off to San Fran- very nice
Ok not enough Kelly and Brenda...definitely not enough...
Does Kelly live in David's old house?
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